>Eh tu, Brute?

>Eh tu, Brute?

Was killing Caesar justified?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Caesar said anything it was "Kai su, teknon?" Which is Greek. More likely he said nothing after his grunt of initial surprise when first stabbed.

    Justification depends entirely on your politics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said “Brutus, that was brutal”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he said "That was BRUTACULAR"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'I expected it from Betrayus, but you..?'
        Shakespear is amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. plus I'm pretty sure there wouldn't even be a camera there how would they know he was going to get stabbed and set everything up in time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would a Roman speak in Greek to another Roman rather than Latin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Latin was the pleb language The elite spoke mainly in Greek. Sort of like how French became a court language in a lot of Europe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was a quote from a famous play at the time. Plays were in greek.

        Latin was the pleb language The elite spoke mainly in Greek. Sort of like how French became a court language in a lot of Europe.

        You're a moron that has no grasp of the time period beyond YouTubers and pop history homosexual books. Read more of the primary sources, read more latin and italian historians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he actually said
      >Brutus, whats going on big guy, you just stabbed me in the guts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kai su, teknon?
      To which Brutus responded “konichiwa dude!”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TIGHT and DOCILE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually "sayonara, homie"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A more literal translation of his last word is "You too, son, will die" which was the ancient Roman equivalent of "I'll see you in hell".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He actually said
      >Brutus, there is an impostor among us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayo Brute that was mid fr fr no cap shoulda known you was sus.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that Black person
    Republic 4 life

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how could they murder a CONSUL OF ROME

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >show christlike forgiveness to enemies after utterly crushing them in battle
    >get stabbed by them in return

    Frick the mama's boy coward Brutus.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit just makes me wanna go out and kill senators. Bankers too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eh tu, Brute?

    He never said that, its been memed into history because of shakespeares play and people keep repeating it as fact. Witnesses said he collapsed and covered his head with his toga as he died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also stabbed 27 times and the autopsy revealed only one was fatal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realise they had medical science back them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Quite advanced for the time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there was literal brain surgery in the show brainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spared no expense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't realise they had medical science back them
          Pic related, a roman surgical kit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It staggers me how misinformed people are about how advanced the Romans were. I mean they had standarized unifroms, armor and weapons for their militaries which was unheard of until MUCH later in history.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guess people assume technological advancement over history is a linear progression and wasn't buttfricked for a millenium buy the fricking g*rms

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It staggers me how misinformed people are about how advanced the Romans were. I mean they had standarized unifroms, armor and weapons for their militaries which was unheard of until MUCH later in history.

                Don't forget the prehistoric artifacts from survivors of Atlantis, and their buildings were built on top of prehistoric slabs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the city of Rome didn't recover the population it had in the first century until the 1960s
              Fricking amazing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It staggers me how misinformed people are about how advanced the Romans were. I mean they had standarized unifroms, armor and weapons for their militaries which was unheard of until MUCH later in history.

            I guess people assume technological advancement over history is a linear progression and wasn't buttfricked for a millenium buy the fricking g*rms

            >the city of Rome didn't recover the population it had in the first century until the 1960s
            Fricking amazing

            Roman multitool.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's pretty crazy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >This folding eating gadget has a three-pronged fork, a spoon,a spatula,a pick, a spike and an iron knife that has eroded away. There is a hinge to allow each item to be folded out when it was needed, or folded away for ease of transporting it. The spike might of helped in extracting the meat from snails, and the spatula in scraping sauce out of narrow-necked bottles. Some have even suggested the pick with the tiny spoon on the end could have been used to remove earwax.
              man I need one of those

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit I just noticed
                >might of
                on a fricking cambridge university site

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do people have such a difficulty with grammar?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do people have such a difficulty with grammar?
                "Might have" sounds similar to "might of" or "might've" when spoken out loud. Similar to the "there/their/they're" error, it's common amongst native speakers because it's our natural language and we tend to write based on how it sounds. ESLs don't have this problem because they've had to learn the language and actually put thought into every word they use.

                tl;dr different mindsets as a result of native fluency. I wonder if there are similar issues in other languages.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Similar to the "there/their/they're"
                to be fair, at least those are actually commonly used words/phrases
                Who the frick ever says "Might of".
                >hurr durr, fear the might of Sauron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that should be "such difficulty" not "such a difficulty" btw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do people have such a difficulty with grammar?

                You're both wrong.
                It should either be "such difficulties" or "such a difficult time".
                English 4th language btw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >English 4th language
                We can tell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW(and american)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You replied to the wrong post, Paco. Because I AM a fricking woman and there's nothing you can do about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lemme see where you piss from bussyboy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Was I wrong?
                Stupid anglo-mutt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you fricking moron
                t. Professional writer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So saying "Why do people have such difficulty with grammar?" is a correct sentence?
                As in people have a distinct, well identified, such difficulty with grammar?
                "Such" is a generic term, so the alleged difficulties takes the vague plural form in this case.
                I know this because I speak french and that expression is taken 1:1 from french.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're wrong lol.

                >Professional writer
                Being a Yelp reviewer doesn't make you a professional writer lmao.

                Nah getting paid and published does

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Professional writer
                Being a Yelp reviewer doesn't make you a professional writer lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nicely done, I put that in there just so I could have some nerd on Cinemaphile correct me about it. Thank you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a history degree from a top 10 UK university and can tell you that most of us are borderline illiterate twats

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Standards have plummeted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude they had foreskin restoration and basic brain surgery back then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would imagine so you fricking moron, it’s not like he can die 27 times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was it the last one, that was fatal?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          actually no, it was one of the first ones
          the actual stabbing was a bit of a shitshow with only a couple of people actually having the guts to attack him while he was still alive and almost failing at that

          the majority of stabs were post-mortem by the cowards in the conspiracy (aka nearly all of them) making a symbolic gesture or even just dipping their daggers in the blood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He might have said it but to Decimus Brutus, not to Marcus Brutus.
      Decimus was his friend where Marcus was just a young homosexual that showed political talent that he spared because his mistress intervened.
      Decimus betrayed him, they had dinner together the night before, which is sacred, and Caesar's wife had a bad dream and told him not to go to meet the senators. Decimus, the absolute Black person, went and convinced him to go with him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witnesses that lived 2000 years long?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike your ancestors, people from Italy 2000 years ago could write.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By trying to save the republic by killing Caesar, they hastened its change into the empire. His assassination lead to Octavian becoming Augustus…ironic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Octavian/Augustus was always…inevitable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should know that when we are married, I shall on occasion beat you. With my hand... A light whip... When I do so you must not think you have offended me. I do it because it gives me sexual pleasure. So remember that and don't be upset.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what Augustus' safe word was

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Senate

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea. One thing I do know is that Octavia was extremely attractive to me, and I wish I could have smelled her entire body vigorously, head to toe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was ugly, and she’s even uglier now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Words fall from your mouth as shit from ass

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but Caesar was also justified. Rome as an institution at that point was pretty much beyond saving.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The republic wasn't worth saving. It was decadent, ineffective and corrupt. Ceasar came along, and actually tried to wipe the slate clean and make meaningful reforms. Even though he was killed, Augustus managed managed to finish what Julius wanted. This 2000 year old event has no relevance to modern politics whatsoever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His ultimate goal was to crown himself king of Rome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Caesarem se, non regem esse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        vae victis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This 2000 year old event has no relevance to modern politics whatsoever.
      It literally does though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This 2000 year old event has no relevance to modern politics whatsoever.
        We still use the calendar that Caesar came up with and half of the planet calls one month of the year after Caesar. Saying anything Caesar did or didn't do has no relevance to modern politics is a bad take. Imagine if he conquered east and created another proto-France where Romania and Bulgaria are. Imagine if it was a strong enough region to halt the slavic advance 1000 years later. Imagine a unified Balkans country that's not full of south slavs.

        I'm autistic and even I understood that he was being ironic when he said it had no relevance in modern politics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. He's saying it was inevitable one way or the other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. The need for land reform was clear and with slaves ruining the economy it was necessary. The rich senators didnt give a frick of course and were willing to drive Rome into the ground to keep their power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This 2000 year old event has no relevance to modern politics whatsoever.
      We still use the calendar that Caesar came up with and half of the planet calls one month of the year after Caesar. Saying anything Caesar did or didn't do has no relevance to modern politics is a bad take. Imagine if he conquered east and created another proto-France where Romania and Bulgaria are. Imagine if it was a strong enough region to halt the slavic advance 1000 years later. Imagine a unified Balkans country that's not full of south slavs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was going to conquer Parthia when he was murdered though, he was an Alexander "stan" (?) through and through

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was going to punish Parthia for the humiliation they inflicted on Rome when they defeated Crassus but his real goal was securing the Danube frontier and take the thracian and dacian kingdoms.
          Caesar was surprisingly based for someone that lived before a real pan-european idea was born and saw more potential in european half -savages than in civilized easterners that he saw as worthless.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >saw more potential in european half -savages
            He had been riding along the celtic/german auxilia for 20 years at that point, his best contact with the "civilized" greeks was the ptolemaic shitshow at egypt. I can understand the man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well he made gauls senators so he didn't see them as mere fodder by the end of the war. He still saw germans as uncivilizeable based on his memoirs though. The eastern European kingdoms were more akin to gauls than to germanics though. They were settled z had cities, forts etc where germanics were mostly nomads that slept under the sky with no roofs over their heads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well he made gauls senators so he didn't see them as mere fodder by the end of the war
                >stack the senate with the people he paid and lived with for 20 years
                >or some old dudes who really dont like you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is the brainlet take.
                He didn't make, lusitanians, iberics, germanics or egyptians senators. Of course it served his interests but he couldn't have gone forward if there was not some kind of respect that was built over the years. So unlike what french revisionists say, Caesar wasn't the butcher of gauls, he was their friend in many ways as well.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eh

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes for the senators
    no for 99.9% of the roman population

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this show any good?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that first season was kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Full kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only bad thing is that it only has one season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Terror is 10/10 kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is

      HAVING REJECTED HIS LOVING WIFE MR. GIBSON, THE DEVIOUS SEDUCER CORNELIUS HICKEY HAS FLED TO BAFFIN BAY, INTO THE ARMS OF THE SORCERESS LADY SILENCE, PROMISING HER DOMINION OVER ALL OF ENGLAND. HE WORSHIPS POLAR BEARS. HE REDDENS HIS TONGUE WITH BLOOD, LIKE TUUNBAQ'S PROSTITUTE. HE DANCES AND STABS LIEUTENANTS IN VILE ESQUIMAUX RITES.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl bros, I cried

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRUTUS COULD YOU NOT STAB ME ON THE SENATE FLOOOOOOOOOOOR

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GAIUS
      JULIUIS
      CEASAER

      OFFERS TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and what of good Solonius?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar was 2nd only to Christ
    had he lived we would have colonized half the galaxy by now

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes he was a tyrant

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only problem with the republic was they tried to fight ceasar kek

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLATTOPS IN ANCIENT ROME

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching the assassination episode in the show
    >know exactly what's coming
    >still feel immense sadness
    >the bit where Marc Antony sees the aftermath and retreats into the darkness

    Absolutely fricking kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does no show have him die at the foot of a statue of Pompey?
    is it a case of "nobody would believe this shit really happened"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good question, and probably.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Was killing Caesar justified?
    dude was hated so much that even his "loyal" personnel guards turned on him
    >justified
    it was a different time, where killing someone was the best way to solve your problems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dude was hated so much that even his "loyal" personnel guards turned on him
      the frick are you talking about, Caesar was probably one of the most beloved leaders in history
      the only ones that hated him were the senators who had their paycheck threatened. Why do you think they had to flee Rome as soon as the general populace learned about their betrayal

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brutus was an absolute gigachad according to Plutarch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marcus Brutus was a homosexual sheltered kid that lost a battle while outnumbering his opponent and died by suicide after drinking and singing poetry with his hipster friends like a brooklyn soihomosexual.
      Decimus Brutus was a gigachad but also a backstabbing bastard.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strong rec for this book. Pretty short and whips along nicely

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had to make way for his cooler nephew

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