>eight tickets for Thor: Love and Thunder please

>eight tickets for Thor: Love and Thunder please

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that The Colosseum in the background?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoiu guys won't believe me but the girl on the far right is my ex GF. It's so weird...

      Yep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not, apparently it's her daughter. Doppelganger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The blonde with brown tint sunglasses? Yeah she's pretty cute. How is she in the sack?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoiu guys won't believe me but the girl on the far right is my ex GF. It's so weird...

      Yep

      Can't be. No Black folks trying to sell them shit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One ticket for thor please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he has friends...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say pretty definitely not from that conversation
        you lose somebody's number if they pull shit like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does he though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly at this point he's better off cutting his 'friends' loose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are clearly starting to get rid of him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick those people.

      At least he has friends...

      Those aren't friends. They're fuel for the fires of hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say pretty definitely not from that conversation
        you lose somebody's number if they pull shit like that

        does he though?

        Anyone else lose all their friends from lockdowns? My entire close knit circle of friends and family suddenly never talked to each other again except via sending snaps and shit like that (which needless to say I don't do).
        My best friend of 25 years was coming over on the day the lockdowns happened to organize our trading cards and shit. He doesn't show and I call him and he says he can't come. Never saw him again. We texted here and there sure but this was a guy I hung out with every other day since we were in 1st grade.
        Our other close friend joined the military and ghosted all of us out of nowhere.
        My sister who lived with me never came home again and exclusively stayed at her bf's house. Last time we hung out after hanging out basically every day for our whole lives was 2019 and we watched a few episodes of Yellowstone (we always had some show or something on rotation we'd watch while we were just sitting around the house).
        My brother just completely receded into his steam games and his online friends and pretty much stopped talking to me all together, maybe because I'm "racist" I have no idea.
        And that's it. It's been years now and I haven't seen any of them.
        Any one else lose absolutely everything from the lockdowns or was it just me?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't have much left to lose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This + My friends all going to different universities pretty much destroyed my friend group forever.

          Not to mention my best friend going to a different country entirely to study.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like there was other things at play in your case. I'm talking people who lived with me/a block away just ghosted each other after decades.
            I'm not joking with you guys and this is a true story. Most recently I "saw" my friend was he sent me a selfie video of himself in a mask which had the caption "just got the booster" while grooving to Staying Alive by the Beegees. I shit you not. Unironically made me violently/physically ill.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My college friend group disintegrated entirely. Since all my high school friends were stuck back at home though, we all hung out a lot and still do. It’s strange because that’s the opposite of what I always figured would happen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually that tends to be the case.

            The lie that, "You'll make better friends in college" was manufactured cope for people who had an awful high school life.
            9/10, things don't actually get better for you.
            Especially since your friends in high school all live super close whereas friends from college tend to be from around the country or even international.

            Once I finished college, my high school friend group, we had all essentially put our friendsip on hiatus for four years, started hanging out again like nothing ever happened, whilst the people we met in college essentially disappeared from our lives.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not lying, I saw online posts of my best friend hanging out with his girlfriends friends when he said he couldn't hang out because of lockdowns.
            I still can't make sense of it. I thought we all loved each other.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pu$$y is too powerful bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you organise your binder then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao WHAT A KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's clear that they are not your friends and have no doubt been making it as obvious as possible without explicitly telling you, but you're not getting the hint. Leave them alone, and go find people that want to be around you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *replies 4 hours later*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are you this entitled as a grown ass man
      I always found celebrating birthdays cringe
      Just let me be my miserable self

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I would have came if you reminded me we were going with you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least he has 20 snacks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude has 1 medium popcorn tops. Unless this text is from 2014 or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong nerd, he went to the dollar store to buy dnacks NOT the concession stand!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are not your friend. I hate the American fake frienliness, its just so confusing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now I feel vindicated for being a friendless piece of shit. That would really frick me up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work with a bunch of people like this, they were all my age and would plan events together outside of work and never invite me.

      I would have been fine with it except they would always talk about all the stuff they did around me and constantly ask me to help them, what a bunch of c**ts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe stop being a weirdo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this is a fake friend that doesnt have the nuts to just tell somebody they dont want to be your friend anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"anon, I don't want to be your friend anymore."
        >anon livestreams shooting them all at a theater showing while spewing Cinemaphile memes
        Given the state of the average poster here, I don't blame them for their reticence to be blunt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a fake friend, it's a fake person.
        Don't pretend it's not a dog act. It is. The dude wasn't doing anything but trying to be a bro and they pulled that. That's not okay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pitykino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be your friend anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Buckle up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talked about capeshit for an entire month
      Imagine having sympathy for this cuckoid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds of the day when I was a kid and the kids invited me to plat football after class, they said "go get your shoes and we will wait here in front of your house"
      They didnt wait....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        :hug:
        :soft kiss on the forehead:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this actually yours or you get it from reddit? At some point you just need to find new friends. Join some groups that have your hobby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been hilarious if the friend said "you didn't miss much" and then go about giving every single spoiler in the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling Don to frick off and never speaking with him again on the first answer. The sad thing is, some people really need friends and have to peddle them like that is fricking infuriating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sad and stupid tbh, should've known they weren't going to come anyways if he replied to you after three hours and four messages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sad and stupid
        Yes, he actually took an entire day off to watch Thor.

        I would respond with
        >Is she at least gonna frick you?

        I mean, I get pushing a guy friend aside if there's pussy on the line, but if she's just your friend's gf, then what's the fricking point? They'll just frick off to make out.

        >is Don gonna get fricked
        Of course, Don's based. he got his priorities straight. He watches the capeshit to get fricked, not simply for the sake of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would respond with
      >Is she at least gonna frick you?

      I mean, I get pushing a guy friend aside if there's pussy on the line, but if she's just your friend's gf, then what's the fricking point? They'll just frick off to make out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a gay. Why don't you join a muay thai/mma/boxing gym where you can actually find some male camaraderie?
      These people don't give two shit about you bro. Just used them to find other friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pity kino thread?
      Reminds me of the time I got kicked in the nuts as a 9 year old boy.
      >Be me
      >Getting changed for football(soccer)
      >Chatting to this fella.
      >All of a sudden this clinical moron has a leg spasm and knees me right in the dick.
      >Misses my nuts completely
      >Splits the foreskin down the middle which essentially caused my foreskin to heal incorrectly and gave me phimosis.
      >I fall to the ground wailing in pain.
      >Everyone hears.
      >He asks if I'm alright.
      >I get up in a rage and knee him in the stomach , he grunts in pain, before running to the Matron's office (school nurse.)
      >Hear laughter behind me from the kids in my year.
      >Sports coaches see me as I'm running, crying, with blood dribbling down my legs from my split foreskin and laugh before I make it.
      >Matron, who was a typical scary old boomer lady who took no shit, was the only person sweet to me that day.
      >She took one look at my wiener and said I had to go the hospital.
      >I wait for my mom to come whilst I sit in her office, with an ice pack on my nuts and reading the beano.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mom finally arrives.
        >Matron and her talk.
        >Mom thinks I'm getting bullied.
        >I explain I'm not.
        >She doesn't listen
        >Takes me to hospital.
        >Doctor explains I won't be able to piss because of the state my wiener is in as it would be way too painful (i.e. the acidity from the urine would be unbearable because of my split foreskin.)
        >They shove a catheter down my urethra.
        >Spend the next two days in hospital barely being able to piss.
        >Miss school on Friday.
        >None of my friends check up on me except for one dude who was really sweet but kind of an outcast.
        >Get back to school on Monday.
        >Sit next to, who I thought was, one of my best friends.
        >Before walking in I hear them all imitating my wails and how pathetic I sounded.
        >Friend does it too.
        >When I walk in they all stop suddenly and act as if nothing ever happened.
        >Sit down and don't say anything, I'm just too tired to care anyway and all I can think about anyway is being able to piss.

        I was atleast smart enough to never speak to any of them again, not like they would've cared anyway, but at least I had my self respect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >get into fight in 10th grade
          >win but get real banged up, busted nose and black eye
          >sit down in science 1st period the next day
          >two buttholes sitting in front of me snicker when I walk in
          >keep glancing back at me and laughing to each other
          >tap one on the shoulder
          >when he turns around I kick his chair out from under him
          >he and idiot buddy are assmad
          >stand up and say I’ll have a go with either of them today too
          >get called to office
          >principal interrogates me about the fight but I deny everything (happened off school property so they couldn’t prove shit)
          >later that day history teacher pulls me aside after class
          >calls me an idiot for getting in a fight
          >want to take a swing at him too but just tell him to get fricked
          >gf at the time breaks up with me because she saw the fight and thought I was scary and violent
          >also starts spreading rumors that I’m a skinhead because I had short hair and beat up a mixed race kid
          >whatever
          >only person who talked to me normally for the rest of the year was the guy I fought
          >compared our injuries and laughed about it
          >became friends after that
          Strange times.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >jake lamotta in highschool

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still buddies with the dude?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You need anger management classes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tough life brother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don's a real piece of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talks about capeshit for a month
      >requests time off specifically to watch capeshit
      This is pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw have friends that always organize activities and shit to do
      >i am always included
      >never fricking want to go as I would rather sit at home playing vidya/shitposting to the point where I get anxious thinking about it
      >have to tell myself shit like "its just one day you have the rest of the week to do whatever you want"
      >all this despite the fact I inevitably have a good time when I do go
      Idk what my fricking problem is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am exactly the same, anon. It's maddening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same here. Always regret it if I don’t go, and invariably have a blast when I do, even though it takes me an hour to convince myself to head out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're terminally online and need to unplug from the internet, internet addiction is the biggest mental illness that ruins lives and it doesnt get talked about enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All these gays in the reply being sad or upset about it. This guy completely deserves it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        proofs?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a marvel gay who requested time off for le epic capeshit movie, assumed people were coming with him but was too socially moronic to properly plan anything and wants le epic internet pity points cus hes a friendless redditor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I wouldve came if you reminded me we were going with you
      what a fricking b***h, still trying to blame the other guy when it was 100% his fault

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you've never had irl adult friends without saying you've never had irl adult friends. its not highschool anymore bucko people have real lives and cant just drop everything they have planned to watch le epic capeshit with you last minute. grow up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You live with your parents. You're hardly an adult.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a marvel redditor sorry.
            Nice projection though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel for all the anons who have these kinds of "friends"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel for the anons who fall for this "real interaction"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you dont call this homosexual out for this or even straight up tell him to get cancer youre a pussy and should have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is past-puberty, you have to understand as a guy that none of your friends will give a modicum of thought to you if there's a girl or a circle of girls and their friends involved. I could've just said 'a girl' but the thing is by that age if you aren't climbing the social ladder and tasting the finer pussies you are going to be doomed and live a life marred by quite desolation. I am sure that on other days that friend would do a lot for the poor lone friend but understand that climbing the social ladder and maintaining your access to A+ pussies is your prima goal and an introvert guy whom you can always make up with will never factor against them. I doubt it was a malicious act at all. It was just like business. It's cruel but it's growing up and realising that you are alone and you have to be unmerciful and single-minded in your growing years or you end up simping for expired goods which your socially adept friends laid claim on a decade ago or people like your extroverted friends. Simple as that.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Is it because that guy has a beard...?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sweaty
    >fat
    he doenst give a frick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gladiator 2 lookin' good.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cans of soda at the movies
    who the frick does that.
    >Thor we need to go back to the future f-
    >cr-ACK
    >-Love and
    >pop
    >hisssss
    >-under

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stolen valor, I checked with the data base and you got a discharged before making it through training.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW? How, as a famous rich white guy, do you not drop on your knees and suck the pussies of brunette on the left and blonde on the right immediately?!?!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even though he's a fat old man and his filmography primarily appeals to men, you can see how much more excited the women are than the men to be in the presence of money

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >young Black finds out "friend" groups aren't real friends
    at least he didn't find out by getting shot or robbed. I'd say he got off easy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be in 4th grade
    >black classmate
    >he gets Black persony with me one day
    >call him a stupid Black person and threatened to kill him
    >we become friends
    I don't consider blacks to be humans, but like many animals blacks can be a friend if trained right. Unfortunately he moved away after middle school tho.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this fat frick like you wouldn't believe

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you stop having friends when you turn 30 so enjoy it while it lasts

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