Elliot Page as The Flash!

need it or keep it??!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this moron-speak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you sneed it or should we chuck it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Elliot Page?

      That bro has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Elliot Page screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That bro frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That bro Elliot Page and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Elliot Page, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass bros either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

      That bro Elliot Page stole my heart and drank my sneed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers have the attention span of fruit flies so instead of asking
      >do you want this or do you not want this
      They shortend it to
      >need it or keep it
      It still doesn't make sense though but nothing they do makes sense because everything they do is for internet clout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes some sense in context:
        Need it: yes give it to me
        Keep it: no, you keep it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomers have the attention span of fruit flies
        I love democracy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will she flash us bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she show toys while she was still cute??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'd be one of the greatest comedy movies ever made

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feed it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Poonemchudem?
    That bro has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest girlboy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is choking that wonderbov’s frankenweenie while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Poonemchudem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That bro frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.
    That bro Poonemchudem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to “long” Poonemchudem, I’II be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his taint, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass bros either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy.
    That bro Poonemchudem stole my heart and drank my sneed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a WB stockholder, I'm more than a little worried about putting what should be a billion+ franchise in the hands of someone with a dramatic increase in suicide risk. Let's not have a Chadwick Boseman. In ten years, all of these actors will be replaced with custom made AI stand-ins, and nothing will matter, but for now we still need to think about long-term planning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexico

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a reason why it has so many laughing reactions, if it was burgers the reaction would be supportive.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can't Flash, she gave up those powers years ago...

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will he go back in time and see his past self?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey dood, you mirin' these abs?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Mexicans so racist, sexist and transphobic? Fuck maybe trump news right about the wall after all?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, as a child actor he was allright in this, always did wonder why he did disappear

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need her on I am Jazz season 9

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My man.
      I'd rather get proof of life on Noelle/Gwen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The expressions on these two should be reversed, but they aren't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling Noelle is still alive but so far gone mentally he is constantly wailing in his room and trying not to ack himself.
        He ticket most of the goal. He got the snip. He beat Jazz in dilation. But he will never pass, and he knows it. He was just trying to play the role of the victim and hoping that if he surrounds himself with trannies who are willing to hugbox him, nothing bad can happen.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep casting black hair actors/actresses instead of blondes? Is it the next phase in white person erasure after the ginger-dyslexia?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the flash a manlet in the comics?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So cis actors can't be trans character but trans actors can be cis characters

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I want an even more mentally unstable gay as the Flash!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope this happens, it would be the funniest shit ever

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Ellen Essentials (or RIP Ellen DVDs Collection)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Tracey Fragments
      Hard Candy
      X-Men 3
      Smart People
      An American Crime
      Juno
      Whip It
      Super
      Peacock
      My Days of Mercy
      The Umbrella Academy

      Inception is a notable movie that happens to have her in it but is not really an "Ellen movie"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be hilarious if it happens. Do it gay.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Gunn is actually dumb enough to do this. It will just underscore how fucking retarded the entire industry is and how fucked wb are.
    It seems so ridiculous to me that they'd hire Gunn without doing the bare minimum:
    >"tell us your plans if you were to get the job.... Okay, good. We have the power to veto any decision you want to make outside of these plans. You cannot make any announcements without clearing it with us first. Please sign here"

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do it do it now

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wondered why Ellen's nipple looks so fucking disgusting in that photo and it is because it was cut off and then sewn back on during her zipper tits operation. It is probably upsidedown too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck I feel sick

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are even dumber than Snyder-era DC if they don't grab Grant Gustin. He is not even attached to the show anymore. He has years of experience playing the character, hasn't aged much, and is beloved by fans.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool zipper tits, bitch. At least she kept the pep nipples.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a waste of good tits. ~~*Doctors*~~ taking mentally ill people's money to butcher them, need to be burned to death in a tire

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*Doctors*~~ taking mentally ill people's money to butcher them, need to be burned to death in a tire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waste of milkers...very sad.
      Milk trucks are supposed to be loved and cuddled not americanized into tr00ns.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEED IT

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flash the Fash!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Ellen reads any of these types of Twitter posts, or if she just ignores it and dismisses it all as transphobia

  30. 2 weeks ago
    I ignore women

    I will never watch DC movies that I never would have watched in the first place again

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to one of /misc/ fav waifu? Is Ellen ok?
    You protected her, right anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Child of divorced parents

      She never had a chance

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfw He try to flash his dick, and it doesn't work

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't wait until gunn gets fired

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do I keep seeing them calling this woman 'Elliot?'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      New name

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the marxists won

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    flash is a smaller slimmer guy than superman or batman.. but hes not a fucking midget

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this mentally ill LGBT actor completely fucked us over
    >lets recast them with this mentally ill LGBT actor!

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ummmm. this is a blue board. could you refrain from posting topless females baring their breasts. there are children here.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >never forget what they took from you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn peaked here and you can't convince me otherwise.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    man he really wants to keep that jawline on flash

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boards:tv;/Elliot Page/i;
    Thank for reminding me, anon.

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