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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my heart's on fire

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where did we land on this anyways, is she natty or nah

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would let her peg me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She had a 10/10 body even though she was always about the breasts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The grift is so easy. Just be sexy and say funny things before a B-movie plays. Yet, there's no Millennial or Zoomer replacement for Elvira.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hannah minx had a bit going for awhile, even did a crossover episode with elvira

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why did she disappear? never saw her again after the early 2010s.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She didn't disappear. She's still touring conventions and putting out merch (recently having signed a deal to produce action figures based off of her and a new line of comics and a Kickstarter project to reprint her late 80s through the early 00s B&W comic book series). She's also come out of the closet as a lesbian and wrote a biography of her life and career.

          She hasn't done any new horror hosting stuff though, not since she hooked up with Hulu in the late 2010s and hosted a block of Full Moon Studio films for Hulu though.

          • 1 week ago
            CreepyThinMan

            >She didn't disappear. She's still touring conventions and putting out merch (recently having signed a deal to produce action figures based off of her and a new line of comics and a Kickstarter project to reprint her late 80s through the early 00s B&W comic book series). She's also come out of the closet as a lesbian and wrote a biography of her life and career.
            >She hasn't done any new horror hosting stuff though, not since she hooked up with Hulu in the late 2010s and hosted a block of Full Moon Studio films for Hulu though.

            I think anon was referring to Hanna and to answer that question she found a sugar Daddy, got married and had a kid!!!FACT!!!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ms. Hannah Minx married a wealthy German guy and disappeared from the public eye. Probably started a family.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with female millenials and zoomers trying to do the same grift as Elvira is they're too autistic, even if they are actual bawds off-camera which one would think should help them get the same vibes as Elvira did, but it doesn't.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're too scared to embrace bawddom. They want the attention, but they don't want to openly admit it. Example: breasts out on a stream, onlyfans accounts, but comments about her breasts her are 'harassment'. They are fricked in the head.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really grift? Sounds like entertainment.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Grift is when someone makes money and I don't like it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This would be the best case scenario.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's two major reasons why she's not fit for the role.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mind blown she's a lesbian

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you date a woman anally raped by a famous black guy?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if there is a place that has the full 130+ run of Movie Macabre? Between Archive.org and Youtube I've found about 40-50 episodes but not the full series.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My GF's breasts are unironically bigger than hers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you dress her up as a goth and make shitloads of money?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet her breasts are twice as big and everything else is five times.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Giddy up ba hoom babba mow mow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >umm anon.. my eyes are up here!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's amazing how even as a grown man these breasts still leave me hypnotized

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're just too good

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think she would frick her young male fans?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, but probably her female fans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you looked and smelled OK, of course she fricking would.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I actually know a woman named elvira
    >tfw she is a brunette milf too
    >tfw she doesn't have breasts as good as elvira
    >tfw her cheeks are so big and her hips look so good
    >tfw she is shy and chill
    >tfw she is hotter than her daughter.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Some dumb prostitute whips out her tatas and men instantly act like she is a fricking goddess or something. Can you dumb monkeys recall anything meaningful this slag said or did? If you are horny why dont you just rub one off to some porn or frick an actual woman instead of validating a moronic dyke?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boobs have always turned men into monkeys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boobs are the most important part of a woman

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. It's actually the smile

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome Elvira thread

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the Oak Ridge Boys?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian after decades of milking men for money with her breasts. Deplorable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah it's likely she only said that to deflect on all kinds of shit, either way she's already a granny at this point so it doesn't matter

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    elvira is just a cheap dyke imitation of vampira

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