she was always bisexual apparently but was just private about it
apparently she met someone at her gym in the 90s and was living with her ever since
Elvira was only famous for her breasts, and I don't think she or her handlers ever understood that key point.
she was fully aware of it, the did one last run of Elvira stuff back in like 2011 and it had the exact tone and humor as the old 80s stuff, it used to be on Vudu as a "season"
she was always bisexual apparently but was just private about it
apparently she met someone at her gym in the 90s and was living with her ever since
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she was fully aware of it, the did one last run of Elvira stuff back in like 2011 and it had the exact tone and humor as the old 80s stuff, it used to be on Vudu as a "season"
Also moreso she has a huuuuuge following of gay guys.So it makes sense to make a rainbow version, as obnoxious as that color scheme branding is at this point.
A gay friend of mine actually got to hang out with her at a con he was working at and said she was cool as hell.
Suddenly over the past couple years she shifted from an 80s sex symbol to a ~QUEER ICON~
She's literally been not!married to a woman for almost 4 decades/most of her life she's been a lesbian. Of all the homosexual actors known, peterson has literally not hid it at all. She used to go to homosexual events in the 90s before it was cool, even. How are you just now finding out about this
>How are you just now finding out about this
because most people dont follow the lives of washed up has been D-list horror movie hosts with no talent who are only famous for having jiggling her boobs a few times in the 1800s, except for homosexuals - including you - apparently.
>Elvira was only famous for her breasts, and I don't think she or her handlers ever understood that key point.
There are literally gag about boobs every 5 minutes in his movies.
You fricking moron, I hope you were baiting for videos.
Threadly reminder that he not only took her virginity but sent her to the hospital with his BBC (Big Brythonic wiener).
No other man could ever compare.
Who cares?
She's famous because she showed off her rack back when VHS tapes were something other than plastic paperweights.
She hasn't been young or famous for nearly 30 years now. It wouldn't surprise me if all the years of coke-fiending has left her pockets a little light.
If she can make a buck off some degenerates who are willing to drop $200 on an action figure of a goth bimbo in rainbow, then the only people who lose are the proud owners of a plastic bawd.
>if for some reason you REALLY need an Elvira toy, just buy the regular black robe version or the Christmas version
If I ever need an Elvira toy, I'm getting a realdoll
Elvira has been coping and pretending that her career of being a sex symbol bimbo for losers with outdated goth preferences was "empowering" and that she was actually "fighting the patriarchy" by actually being "queer coded the whole time" to "change standards about beauty and sex.
its really pathetic. don't look into anything she has done in the last 40 years, especially any interviews she gives, its all feminist COPE and DELUSION. 90% because half of her male fans(weirdos) turned out to be trannies/mentally ill homosexuals/etc as they grew up. Elvira lore is very cringe and sad and pathetic.
Meanwhile Hannah Minx got married and has kids. She had her 5 minutes of internet fame and then gracefully exited; something which more people should do.
>She had her 5 minutes of internet fame and then gracefully exited
She married a billionaire. That's probably got more to do with it than gracefulness.
>its all feminist COPE and DELUSION.
Bitter and TRUTH-pilled. Also: >to "change standards about beauty and sex.
By shoving HUGE HONKING breasts in everyone's face. Elvira is just a grifter and a liar. She only became "gay" because men only wanted to pump & dump her, nobody wanted to keep her and put up with her delusional bullshit after you've had a few rounds of playing with her funbags.
Take away her GOTH persona and you're left with fricking ANGELYNE, the blond bimbo with the pink car buying her own billboard ads and trying to make a career out of her image. Both are idiots, only Cassandra has brains but is dumb in her massive delusions.
Yeah. I thought the gays were supposed to be fashionable and trendy. Why the frick are companies pushing ugly rainbow clothing and merchandise on them?
If you examine the behavior a bit closer, corporations treat "pride month" with the same type of reverence that they treat Christmas. Actually they treat pride month with even more respect, because they've been trying to erase the term "Christmas" from "the holidays" for decades
"PRIDE" is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not to mention it's all pure narcissism. Oooh, you homosexuals better take PRIDE in being a degenerate and what genitals you prefer! Fricking stupid.
This is what that one game about being a cat should have been about. Ruthless chases and survival of the fittest in an urban environment, not gay robots
Jesusm I knew Mutt subhumans were N-worshippers, but they let a black man in the 1970s rape almost 20 000 white women? That is next level cucked, Sweden will have to hand in their cuck trophy.
Legally the things NECA sells aren't even toys so they can get around any quality control regulations. They're cheap shit that falls apart if you open the box.
Met a gay couple that absolutely loved Elvira. Really activated my almonds as I've always saw her as an overly heterosexual character that would only appeal to straight guys but the more I thought about it she is basically wearing a drag outfit minus the dick underneath. That's my guess.
Old, like Pre-Obama homos seem to all have a thing for hyper feminine hetero sex icons like Elvira and Dolly Parton, Ginger from Gilligan's Island too. Never understood what was up with that. Probably the leaded paint and gasoline like everything else with boomers.
Is it the "fabulous" aspect? Flamboyant shit seems to appeal to them. Just look at Elton John. Need a gay(should be plenty on /tv) to explain this phenomenon.
>Is it the "fabulous" aspect? Flamboyant shit seems to appeal to them. Just look at Elton John. Need a gay(should be plenty on /tv) to explain this phenomenon.
homosexuals - and anyone obsessed with sex and declaring their sexuality in public are mentally ill narcissists. thats why they think its 'brave' to 'come out' and why they have parades and have tried to turn the sin of Pride into a virtue. Narcissism. these same people obsess about their appearance/other's appearances because appearance can be used to get more attention. so any celebrity that is overly sexual in their appearance resonates with the homosexuals and sex obsessed persons because it reaffirms their feelings as normal/good/etc. its why drag queens exist at all. narcissitic attention seekers who have no actual skills/talents who think if they dress up like an existing popular celebrity they can deflect some of that attention onto themselves.
Would.
I'm not reading all that shit
SHES GAY??????????????????????????
Suddenly over the past couple years she shifted from an 80s sex symbol to a ~QUEER ICON~
Because the "bawd look" from the back in the day is now considered the "drag queen" look. Same thing with Dolly Parton.
>It's real
ffs
homie look at her outfits gays love that kind of pageantry
>suddenly
If you’re ignorant hetero, and I’m guessing you are.
shame she did whatever she did to get so compromised..many such cases
she was always bisexual apparently but was just private about it
apparently she met someone at her gym in the 90s and was living with her ever since
she was fully aware of it, the did one last run of Elvira stuff back in like 2011 and it had the exact tone and humor as the old 80s stuff, it used to be on Vudu as a "season"
yes but she has sex with men
Also moreso she has a huuuuuge following of gay guys.So it makes sense to make a rainbow version, as obnoxious as that color scheme branding is at this point.
A gay friend of mine actually got to hang out with her at a con he was working at and said she was cool as hell.
just like you
apparently tom jones split her pussy up so much she had no choice but to become a lesbia
She's literally been not!married to a woman for almost 4 decades/most of her life she's been a lesbian. Of all the homosexual actors known, peterson has literally not hid it at all. She used to go to homosexual events in the 90s before it was cool, even. How are you just now finding out about this
>How are you just now finding out about this
because most people dont follow the lives of washed up has been D-list horror movie hosts with no talent who are only famous for having jiggling her boobs a few times in the 1800s, except for homosexuals - including you - apparently.
You expect me to read all that shit?
Elvira was only famous for her breasts, and I don't think she or her handlers ever understood that key point.
have you seen anything she's ever done? she's always been fully aware why she's famous.
>Elvira was only famous for her breasts, and I don't think she or her handlers ever understood that key point.
There are literally gag about boobs every 5 minutes in his movies.
You fricking moron, I hope you were baiting for videos.
She posed nude, you moron
Threadly reminder that he not only took her virginity but sent her to the hospital with his BBC (Big Brythonic wiener).
No other man could ever compare.
Britishers are just Mediterraneans in denial and we should stop pretending otherwise.
>Britishers
Lot of Welsh people on your list anon
Celtic people spread all over western Europe and they're the source of what many wrongly consider a "Mediterranean" look, brown curly hair + dark eyes
>brown eyes
Lmao just get colored contacts if you look like that
Well, to be fair, it's not unusual
Many such cases
Anthony knows what's up
>We don't need our action figures to get political
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA homie you an adult buying toys spare me the outrage
and you're an adult arguing about fiction stories on 4chins. you're not better than anyone.
oh shit i'm sorry homie..."collectable action figures" LMAO.
Who cares?
She's famous because she showed off her rack back when VHS tapes were something other than plastic paperweights.
She hasn't been young or famous for nearly 30 years now. It wouldn't surprise me if all the years of coke-fiending has left her pockets a little light.
If she can make a buck off some degenerates who are willing to drop $200 on an action figure of a goth bimbo in rainbow, then the only people who lose are the proud owners of a plastic bawd.
>Who cares?
Everyone posting in this thread cares, dipshit.
if for some reason you REALLY need an Elvira toy, just buy the regular black robe version or the Christmas version
>if for some reason you REALLY need an Elvira toy, just buy the regular black robe version or the Christmas version
If I ever need an Elvira toy, I'm getting a realdoll
I have the regular black one, but I almost bought the Christmas one last time I visited Salem.
Harrison's used to have a hot chick working there and now its all fat guys
For me, it's the red dress Elvira doll
Elvira has been coping and pretending that her career of being a sex symbol bimbo for losers with outdated goth preferences was "empowering" and that she was actually "fighting the patriarchy" by actually being "queer coded the whole time" to "change standards about beauty and sex.
its really pathetic. don't look into anything she has done in the last 40 years, especially any interviews she gives, its all feminist COPE and DELUSION. 90% because half of her male fans(weirdos) turned out to be trannies/mentally ill homosexuals/etc as they grew up. Elvira lore is very cringe and sad and pathetic.
Meanwhile Hannah Minx got married and has kids. She had her 5 minutes of internet fame and then gracefully exited; something which more people should do.
>She had her 5 minutes of internet fame and then gracefully exited
She married a billionaire. That's probably got more to do with it than gracefulness.
Lindsey Ellis did this too.
I thought she called Chinese people a bunch of chinks while doing slant eyes which ended her career.
>its all feminist COPE and DELUSION.
Bitter and TRUTH-pilled. Also:
>to "change standards about beauty and sex.
By shoving HUGE HONKING breasts in everyone's face. Elvira is just a grifter and a liar. She only became "gay" because men only wanted to pump & dump her, nobody wanted to keep her and put up with her delusional bullshit after you've had a few rounds of playing with her funbags.
Take away her GOTH persona and you're left with fricking ANGELYNE, the blond bimbo with the pink car buying her own billboard ads and trying to make a career out of her image. Both are idiots, only Cassandra has brains but is dumb in her massive delusions.
Mate chill out it's not that serious. You say this shit in every Elvira thread
I've never posted in an Elvira thread before, "mate".
I bet that top guy has 100 replies of "homosexuality is not political"
>mistress of the dark
>wearing a bright rainbow dress
Don't care about the politics behind this shit, but this fashion blunder is inexcusable.
Yeah. I thought the gays were supposed to be fashionable and trendy. Why the frick are companies pushing ugly rainbow clothing and merchandise on them?
If you examine the behavior a bit closer, corporations treat "pride month" with the same type of reverence that they treat Christmas. Actually they treat pride month with even more respect, because they've been trying to erase the term "Christmas" from "the holidays" for decades
"PRIDE" is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not to mention it's all pure narcissism. Oooh, you homosexuals better take PRIDE in being a degenerate and what genitals you prefer! Fricking stupid.
>"PRIDE" is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
I'm pretty sure this was done on purpose.
that webm is adorable
Thank you, I try to choose only the best.
Now for something different.
What was that chud's fricking problem?
that was actually a cat.
This is what that one game about being a cat should have been about. Ruthless chases and survival of the fittest in an urban environment, not gay robots
go on insta russian_sable
that sable was cute af a couple years ago
What a cute animal
I always forget that boobarella pretends to be a rug muncher.
pretend?
>what if manly jobs were...gay
(Village People)
>what if liking attractive women is...gay
(Elvira)
What's with Gays?
Is Traci Lords the most successful (child) porn star to break into mainstream ?
Close.
I would still do unholy things to her geriatric butthole
>ruined my childhood crush when she came out
I though people would just find it hot?
the real ones did
>buy this plastic crap homosexuals
don't know don't care
>raped 20,000 women
Fricking legend
She paid the toll
She claims she swallowed a load of AIDS against her will??? Riiiiiiight.
Jesusm I knew Mutt subhumans were N-worshippers, but they let a black man in the 1970s rape almost 20 000 white women? That is next level cucked, Sweden will have to hand in their cuck trophy.
Legally the things NECA sells aren't even toys so they can get around any quality control regulations. They're cheap shit that falls apart if you open the box.
wasn't campy shit like that always for gays? I don't know any adult heterosexual men who are massive Elvira fans.
As someone who smashed a lot of goth puss in the 90s and 2000s, Elvira is gross, gpth chicks are also gross.
Goth guys fantasises about blonde bimbos, whereas Chad fantasises about Goth girls. We should have arranged a swap lol. Goth chicks suck. Terrible.
>when wilt chamberlain goes too far inside your pussy
The west has fallen
>NECA
No surprise the most dogshit figure company would produce more trash.
I'll convert her back to heteronormativity with my BWC! OOOOH!
Why do you worry OP? Your chances of motorboard her boobs came down from 0.1% to 0%
Met a gay couple that absolutely loved Elvira. Really activated my almonds as I've always saw her as an overly heterosexual character that would only appeal to straight guys but the more I thought about it she is basically wearing a drag outfit minus the dick underneath. That's my guess.
Old, like Pre-Obama homos seem to all have a thing for hyper feminine hetero sex icons like Elvira and Dolly Parton, Ginger from Gilligan's Island too. Never understood what was up with that. Probably the leaded paint and gasoline like everything else with boomers.
Is it the "fabulous" aspect? Flamboyant shit seems to appeal to them. Just look at Elton John. Need a gay(should be plenty on /tv) to explain this phenomenon.
Elvira and Dolly are definitely AGP targets.
>Is it the "fabulous" aspect? Flamboyant shit seems to appeal to them. Just look at Elton John. Need a gay(should be plenty on /tv) to explain this phenomenon.
homosexuals - and anyone obsessed with sex and declaring their sexuality in public are mentally ill narcissists. thats why they think its 'brave' to 'come out' and why they have parades and have tried to turn the sin of Pride into a virtue. Narcissism. these same people obsess about their appearance/other's appearances because appearance can be used to get more attention. so any celebrity that is overly sexual in their appearance resonates with the homosexuals and sex obsessed persons because it reaffirms their feelings as normal/good/etc. its why drag queens exist at all. narcissitic attention seekers who have no actual skills/talents who think if they dress up like an existing popular celebrity they can deflect some of that attention onto themselves.
>gay icon of the last several decades releases a gay-related product
>Gay icon
Shut your fricking prostitute mouth
You've been living under a rock if you didn't know Elvira was a gay icon for the last 30 years.
wait, was Elvira an ayyy all along?
why does the US sun need explaining?
Still no Rainbow Godzilla NECA. Get your shit together or I’m buying the gay King Kong from Bandai.
gays being fans of hot women with giant boobs in outrageous outfits?
Never heard of it!
Suddenly lots of zoomers who have been posting Elvira generals are going to claim they never liked her now.
i'll never forgive that gay neca designer/sculptor for giving her skinny thighs and a flat tiny ass
also her wig is too tall
>devilishly delightful