Elvira replaced Vampira

Who will replace Elvira?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody.
    Genres dead. It's not coming back. Move along.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that time Bailey Jay tried to be a musician?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the worst shit ive ever heard in my life. and I listen to fricking goregrind. offkey, out of tune, and she sounded fricking bored. Who the hell convinced Line Trap she could sing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who the hell convinced Line Trap she could sing?
          Matthew Terhune, her husband.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Matt was behind that shit? Someone needs to smack that bald four eyed frick in the back of the head.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she
          It's okay we all make typoes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy autotune

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h is 3rd rate, at best. No one can hold a candle to what Cassandra has done as Elvira.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her dick is crooked. CROOKED.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss young linetrap.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inshallah

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of those virtual youtubers most likely, a "first time watching" youtuber or a twitch bawd at best

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are the hordes of imitator twitch youtube streamers reactors reviewers explainers?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Oliver Graves, he's my husbando, but he'll never be big cause he's not a troony.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedvira (Formerly Chuckvira)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a reality series back in 2007 hosted by Elvira called The Search for the next Elvira. Some dumb idiot with breasts won, but no one replaced her. This was almost 20 years ago.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emvira is next

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's irreplaceable! You might be able to get some big-tittied goth thot, but the playful rizz and sexy behavior probably can't be replicated with today's crop of zoomies.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her so much bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was the chosen one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chosen to be a millionaires personal wienersleeve offline.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She just married some dude and stopped uploading coombait, there are pics of them online

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will she come back once they divorce?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly, the relationship has stood the testicle of time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whomstve?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MissHannahMinx, youngling.

        She just married some dude and stopped uploading coombait, there are pics of them online

        That's what I said.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone can.
    The best part, is Elvira knows this.
    She knew exactly what she was doing, and how to do it. A real rarity. She came from an era that won't exist again, and a special set of circumstances she capitalized on.

    You can't revamp Elvira. You cannot clone her. You might can get a Sydney Sweeney to go a slightly different direction, with a Sydney the Scream Queen.

    There is a line of taste there that I really think only Elvira understood having worked in an industry prior to "Elvira", that required class, and understanding human psychology.

    Never too lewd, never too rude.
    Always working the marks/audience, never giving too much, never taking too much.

    If someone like Sweeney can understand that, or hell...sit down and learn from Elvira, she's got it made in a niche career that will float her life for decades to come.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite literally if hannah minx went into coomer tier acting she could replace the character perfectly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elvira made a youtube video making fun of Hannah Minx if I recall

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea, full of boob jokes, it was great.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ivonna Cadaver deserves it. But I doubt anyone would recognize it, or her for that matter.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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