>elvis didn't die in a bathroom in las vegas after a performance
has the timeline shifted or am i just moronic?
>elvis didn't die in a bathroom in las vegas after a performance
>elvis didn't die in a bathroom in las vegas after a performance
has the timeline shifted or am i just moronic?
You are moronic but so I am. Wanna kiss me?
I've heard since I was a kid that he shat his guts out on the toilet and other people kept telling me different since then so I'm pretty sure it's just a case of the mass dumb
Forrest said:
Life WAS like a box of chocolates
not
Life IS like a box of chocolates
I’m so tired of redditors spewing this shit.
When his mother (the source of the original quote) said it, her exact words were: “Life is like a box of chocolates.” She’s commenting on a current and continuous quality of life. So it’s present-progressive tense.
When you do this moronic Mandala Effect bullshit, you’re removing part of the line. Forrest’s quote is: “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates”. He’s not commenting on something in the present tense. He’s recalling his mother said in the past. So he uses PAST tense. Somehow this is a shock to people whose grasp of English is worse than a 75-IQ character.
so she never said Life was like a box of chocolates then, meaning his line makes no sense.
you sound like the one from reddit.
>Elvis was 42 when he died
In that Eminem video without me he played Elvis on the toilet then he died after shitting a huge shit and em started dancing on the shit
You're just an idiot.
he died in a bathroom and was found near the toilet, that's all i ever heard
He died from injuries during his fight with a soul sucking mummy.
>Elvis had 1.5 Billion people watch him live on tv
How in the actual frick? Like that is impossible even today
Those 1.5 billion people had about 3 channels to choose from.
Still a lot of fricking people, youtube gets 2 billion users watching a month, only a billion people watched the World Cup final. This guy got 1.5 billion at the exact same time watching the same thing
No shit, they had virtually no options for entertainment. Give them everything we have now and he’d be lucky to pull in a fraction of that
He had 4 months worth of shit in him when he died. How is that possible
Opiates
Next to his diet not containing fiber he also used a lot of pills and opiates. His digestive system was pretty much stuck.
>Keep seeing people post "I'm your huckleberry"
>The line is actually "I'm here, huckleberry"
Can't tell if trolling or moronic
Both times he says the line is when he's announcing his presence. If your ears don't work then perhaps engage your brain.
Timeline alpha: Elvis passed away quietly in the mid 2000s, lots of tributes on television for a week. Died of a stroke.
Timeline beta: Elvis has a heart attack on stage in ‘77 at his airport gig
Timeline charlie: Elvis dies on the toilet
Timeline Delta: Elvis is elected president of the United States in 1961. Dances on the moon in live broadcast, 1969.
Original timeline: 280lb Elvis died while shitting 40lb log
New timeline: Elvis is slightly overweight and had a massive heartattack after taking a mild shit
He died on the bathroom floor of his mansion
Didnt he die in his house taking a shit?
>On the evening of Tuesday, August 16, 1977, Presley was scheduled to fly out of Memphis to begin another tour. That afternoon, Ginger Alden discovered him in an unresponsive state on the bathroom floor of his Graceland mansion. According to her eyewitness account, "Elvis looked as if his entire body had completely frozen in a seated position while using the toilet and then had fallen forward, in that fixed position, directly in front of it. ... It was clear that, from the time whatever hit him to the moment he had landed on the floor, Elvis hadn't moved."[299] Attempts to revive him failed, and he was pronounced dead at Baptist Memorial Hospital at 3:30 p.m.[300] He was 42 years old.[301]