Elvis Presley Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Why is it so difficult to find someone that can play him? There's never been a great portrayal.
Val Kilmer in Top Secret
Why should be a portrayal of Elvis? Give me five reasons why the world needs a movie about elvis
He's the most successful and charismatic performer to ever exist and changed the course of music history. What other reason could you possibly need
What the fuck do you have against Elvis he is legitimately the greatest entertainer and performer of all time, the only person that even comes close is that pedo rapist mj but that gay couldn't even make a good movie
KYS for talking shit about MJ, you nasty hooknose.
probably because he was a redneck piece of shit
Johnny Bravo was pretty good
Seethe, Black folk
the difficulty comes from putting a positive example of a white person in media
there's a lot of incentives to prevent that kind of thing happening
Probably they can't find an actor with his weird inbred head shape
I thought I remembered the actor in walk the line being pretty good.
The one from the Nixon movie? He was arguably the worst person to ever play him. They cast an ugly ass dude who looked 55 to play a 30 year old Elvis who was like the most handsome man on the planet at the time, He didn't bother even attempting to do a voice that even vaguely sounded like him, and then the whole movie he's playing him as this weirdly aloof yet philosophical character which I still don't understand to this day.
Also I recommend the Elvis/Nixon TV movie from the 90's. That shit was way funnier and better cast even if it's not perfect. Spacey was a great Nixon in the newer version though.
stop eating my m&ms motherfucker
The Johnny cash movie. Or maybe it was a different singer
I think you're confusing Joaquin Phoenix with Michael Shannon which is actually understandable since they both have psychopath faces
Im pretty sure juaquin as cash goes on tour with elvis Elvis gives him some coke or something
Austin Butler was kino
He literally looks like a background character from the movie Grease and his performance was mediocre as shit. He can't sing, he spends a lot of the film talking in dramatic monologues with a dumb accent, and then lip syncs to iconic performances.
His version of "Trouble" is actually about rebellion, not like the generic original.
Kurt Russell was objectively better but neither were that good
I really hate this guy's face for some reason. He'd be a loser lower class bong in a different life
something about him looks way too feminine to compared to the real elvis.
He looks fucking weird. It's hard to find another human that even resembles him, much less looks enough like him to be convincing.
>He looks fucking weird
That's a odd way of saying extremely attractive.
Nicolas Cage is the best fit to play him. He sang his songs very well in Wild At Heart
Too bad that movie sucks ass. God damn Nick Cage was cringy as fuck in that. That scene in the beginning where he kills a guy on the staircase and right before it happens he starts breathing heavily and hamming up his performance as usual. Fuck he was awful in that. Lynch should have just gotten McLaughlin.
Lynched and Caged
Lynch is great. Nicholas Cage just fucking sucks and has always sucked.
Elvis had gay mouth. No one looks sufficiently queer that will also accept being uglied up for the second half of the movie.
>having full lips is gay mouth apparently
ugly people will never understand
Yeah it's pretty gay.
Sinatra is the greatest singer of all-time, Elvisfags and MJfags forever will cope those losers died alone on drugs
Elvis stole a chick from Sinatra
Even Sinatra respected Elvis and that old insecure wop hated rock n roll. He talked so much shit about the genre and it's performers and then when Elvis came back for the army, he became a sellout about his dumb old man beliefs and had Elvis on his show because he knew people would watch. After that Sinatra insisted on staying in contact with him while Elvis would go on to blow loads inside Sinatra's daughter, Nancy. Elvis would also go on to perform My Way better than Sinatra ever did.
>Sinatra is the greatest singer of all-time
He wasn't even as good as Dean
Ray Charles is the greatest singer of all time. Sinatra had zero range and was kind of soulless
Elvis looks like the chad version of Miles Teller.
I want to watch Agent Elvis, but Matthew McConaughey is a terrible choice to voice Elvis.
>steals black peoples music and takes all their money
>There's never been a great portrayal.
Yes there has.