Elvis Presley

Why is it so difficult to find someone that can play him? There's never been a great portrayal.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Val Kilmer in Top Secret

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should be a portrayal of Elvis? Give me five reasons why the world needs a movie about elvis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the most successful and charismatic performer to ever exist and changed the course of music history. What other reason could you possibly need

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do you have against Elvis he is legitimately the greatest entertainer and performer of all time, the only person that even comes close is that pedo rapist mj but that homosexual couldn't even make a good movie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KYS for talking shit about MJ, you nasty hooknose.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably because he was a redneck piece of shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny Bravo was pretty good

      Seethe, Black folk

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the difficulty comes from putting a positive example of a white person in media
    there's a lot of incentives to prevent that kind of thing happening

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably they can't find an actor with his weird inbred head shape

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I remembered the actor in walk the line being pretty good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one from the Nixon movie? He was arguably the worst person to ever play him. They cast an ugly ass dude who looked 55 to play a 30 year old Elvis who was like the most handsome man on the planet at the time, He didn't bother even attempting to do a voice that even vaguely sounded like him, and then the whole movie he's playing him as this weirdly aloof yet philosophical character which I still don't understand to this day.

      What the frick do you have against Elvis he is legitimately the greatest entertainer and performer of all time, the only person that even comes close is that pedo rapist mj but that homosexual couldn't even make a good movie

      relax, moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also I recommend the Elvis/Nixon TV movie from the 90's. That shit was way funnier and better cast even if it's not perfect. Spacey was a great Nixon in the newer version though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop eating my m&ms motherfricker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Johnny cash movie. Or maybe it was a different singer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're confusing Joaquin Phoenix with Michael Shannon which is actually understandable since they both have psychopath faces

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im pretty sure juaquin as cash goes on tour with elvis Elvis gives him some coke or something

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Butler was kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally looks like a background character from the movie Grease and his performance was mediocre as shit. He can't sing, he spends a lot of the film talking in dramatic monologues with a dumb accent, and then lip syncs to iconic performances.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His version of "Trouble" is actually about rebellion, not like the generic original.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Russell was objectively better but neither were that good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate this guy's face for some reason. He'd be a loser lower class bong in a different life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      something about him looks way too feminine to compared to the real elvis.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks fricking weird. It's hard to find another human that even resembles him, much less looks enough like him to be convincing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks fricking weird
      That's a odd way of saying extremely attractive.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicolas Cage is the best fit to play him. He sang his songs very well in Wild At Heart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad that movie sucks ass. God damn Nick Cage was cringy as frick in that. That scene in the beginning where he kills a guy on the staircase and right before it happens he starts breathing heavily and hamming up his performance as usual. Frick he was awful in that. Lynch should have just gotten McLaughlin.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lynched and Caged

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lynch is great. Nicholas Cage just fricking sucks and has always sucked.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis had gay mouth. No one looks sufficiently queer that will also accept being uglied up for the second half of the movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having full lips is gay mouth apparently
      ugly people will never understand

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's pretty gay.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sinatra is the greatest singer of all-time, Elvisgays and MJgays forever will cope those losers died alone on drugs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elvis stole a chick from Sinatra

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Sinatra respected Elvis and that old insecure wop hated rock n roll. He talked so much shit about the genre and it's performers and then when Elvis came back for the army, he became a sellout about his dumb old man beliefs and had Elvis on his show because he knew people would watch. After that Sinatra insisted on staying in contact with him while Elvis would go on to blow loads inside Sinatra's daughter, Nancy. Elvis would also go on to perform My Way better than Sinatra ever did.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sinatra is the greatest singer of all-time
      He wasn't even as good as Dean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ray Charles is the greatest singer of all time. Sinatra had zero range and was kind of soulless

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis looks like the chad version of Miles Teller.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch Agent Elvis, but Matthew McConaughey is a terrible choice to voice Elvis.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steals black peoples music and takes all their money

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's never been a great portrayal.
    Yes there has.

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