Elysium

How is Matt Damon not considered the bad guy in this movie? Poor people ruined earth so the rich people collectively worked to build somewhere else for them to go. Why should the poor people that ruined the planet be given a spot on a ship/base that they didn't contribute to?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more gibs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked ass and so did District 9.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about you shut up?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really defending the billionaires right now? kek. They're the ones who have carefully crafted all manner of controls on your life so that you will always be fed a steady stream of cheap slop and punished harshly if you ever object.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>The financial class (Jews) oppress humanity while they enrich themselves
      >THE FRICKING WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM AGENDA 2030 israeliteS WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND FORCE US TO EAT INSECTS
      >>The financial class (Jews) oppresses humanity, while they enrich themselves, but some of them are Brown
      >Oh, MY GOD, YES, TAKE MY MONEY, MY HOUSE, MY FRICKING WIFE, THESE BUGS ARE INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS
      unironically
      Even if you are not a pansexual antifa blogger who writes political fanfiction about racial solidarity against the rich, it's still the (incredibly anti-white) billionaires that destroy your standard of living by fast-passing brown people in (among other things)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, chill and talk to normal people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will always be fed a steady stream of cheap slop and punished harshly if you ever object.
      Punished with what? A snuff clip at the beginning of every film they shill at me like they're Ralph fricking Bakshi? Cause that'd save me the trouble..

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if Blomkamp is based or cringe

    Is District 9 about how apartheid is Le Bad or is it about how refugees are useless and shit the place up and cause chaos?
    Is Elysium about rich people are Le Bad and muh affordable healthcare or is it about how browns will chase after wypipo for gibs to the point where whitey flees to a space station and they still find a way to break in and frick everything up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      District 9 seems to be very deliberate condemnation of refugees and directly makes the point that if they aren't carefully confined they will destroy everything.

      Elysium was meant as rich people bad but ends up showing that rich people are the only ones that are even capable of doing good. Poor people only seem good because they have no claws.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you American?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Swiss

          rich people are the only ones to blame for ruining the planet because they have all the power

          The rich bear some responsibility because the rich should be using their power to either eliminate or, at the very least, confine the poor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the rich should be using their power to either eliminate or, at the very least, confine the poor.

            You mean like telling the poor that having sex without written consent can lead to rape charges?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      District 9 seems to be very deliberate condemnation of refugees and directly makes the point that if they aren't carefully confined they will destroy everything.

      Elysium was meant as rich people bad but ends up showing that rich people are the only ones that are even capable of doing good. Poor people only seem good because they have no claws.

      >>The financial class (Jews) oppress humanity while they enrich themselves
      >THE FRICKING WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM AGENDA 2030 israeliteS WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND FORCE US TO EAT INSECTS
      >>The financial class (Jews) oppresses humanity, while they enrich themselves, but some of them are Brown
      >Oh, MY GOD, YES, TAKE MY MONEY, MY HOUSE, MY FRICKING WIFE, THESE BUGS ARE INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS
      unironically
      Even if you are not a pansexual antifa blogger who writes political fanfiction about racial solidarity against the rich, it's still the (incredibly anti-white) billionaires that destroy your standard of living by fast-passing brown people in (among other things)

      STOP
      THINKING
      AND
      GIVE
      BROWN
      PEOPLE
      YOUR
      STUFF

      same reason Israel is to blame for not having peace in the middle east

      Yes Ivan we know you're raiding. This thread failed last night too.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of hate these dystopian settings where there is simultaneously technology that let's you revive a dead person and gaint class gap, justified by nothing but rich do be hoarding, yo. Like do people unironically believe that if there was cure for cancer and i mean cure not treatment only 1% would've been able to afford it? Shut the frick movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well there is clearly some sort of temporary cure/fix for Alzheimer's/dementia they are pumping the president with on the daily right before our eyes to get him through his speeches. We all know that's going on, yet my granny can't get the same medication in her retirement home.
      Is it such a stretch then to believe that there are other miracle cures that they are withholding from us filthy peasants?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >temporary cure/fix
        Stimulant drugs that help Biden speak energetically for an hour are not treating, curing or fixing anything.
        For all we know, the drugs could actually be damaging his brain and worsening his dementia in the longer term

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly. Probably.
          They certainly aren't offering that shit to us regular plebians.
          Some of us might consider a little damage or hastening the end by a few days worth it if it gave us a couple more days with our loved ones like we remember them, not like the dementia or Alzheimer's has rendered them.
          But the elites won't even give us the choice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compare it to the cost of sending one person to the moon and the cost of sending everyone to the moon.

      The rich also do hoard assets, as it’s easier to maintain liquidity and evade taxes via investing than just receiving income.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rich deserve more assets because they're the only ones that use them appropriately. Poor people spend all their money on low tier vices like drugs, alcohol, gambling and sneakers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one’s trolled bruh.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dumbest part was a space station with atmosphere open to space

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It spins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must get windy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter. You're not keeping any pressurized air in a dinky, little, open top space station. Mars can barely keep an atmosphere and that has far more mass than humans can ever craft something with. Spinning is just going to give you a simulated gravity effect in an enclosed station.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gravity affects air too libtard!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          midwit homo

          Isn't sending all the medical pods to earth just damning both groups?

          Yes. and that's a good thing!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it clearly has some sort of shield

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it doesn't, moron. They just don't care about making anything in it 'realistic'. It's just a knockoff star wars with even less thought put into it. Thing is in space because it's hard for browns to get to. If they get onto plane, they can automatically fly to thing in space, then they press button and immediately ten thousand magical robotic medical pods fly to Earth and heal the entire population for free. Easy peasy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't sending all the medical pods to earth just damning both groups?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            STOP
            THINKING
            AND
            GIVE
            BROWN
            PEOPLE
            YOUR
            STUFF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out spinning is a good trick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not realizing this is legitimately viable and the most realistic part of the movie
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_Ring_(habitat)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elysium is garbage but I enjoy it anyway just for Merc Wikus

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    earth is not a ball you fricking stupid

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor people are not ruining the earth.
    Rich people who profit from the earth being ruined are ruining the earth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's pretty much just poor people. The poor people of India and China alone have damned the entire planet. Something like Elysium where the rich escape is really the only hope for humans.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it’s not Disco Elysium I don’t want it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rich people are the only ones to blame for ruining the planet because they have all the power

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same reason Israel is to blame for not having peace in the middle east

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >planetwide overpopulation has led to massive scarcity and depression of economies
    >disease and chaos run rampant
    >a portion of humans escape this fate
    >>matt damon, as a fake mexican, flies to space, destroys the civilization there, and sends medical pods back to earth
    >medical pods can basically let you live forever
    >now an already heavily overpopulated earth will be filled with low tier garbage people who never die
    >you thought starvation was bad before? Hold my beer
    >guarenteed to have the pods simply become the property of warlords and the like, basically ushering in an oligarchy much worse than the space oligarchy from the beginning
    >?????????
    >profit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was Kruger's position in the movie? It's weird that he's portrayed as this horrible person when his motivation was basically the same as Max's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a mercenary just doing a job for money. Not even much money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes his position more reasonable than Max if anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a gay evil dude

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This character and Rose from Titanic are the most evil characters ever put to film.

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