>ends up being kinography

>ends up being kinography
>Cinemaphile suddenly stops talking about it and the only complains they can muster is about how it's supposedly woke
>this thread will die in 10 posts because they don't want to draw attention to the fact that it's actually good

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ends up being kinography
    if you watched this and thought it was kinography you are mentally stunted
    the asian guy has gravitas that's the only redeemeing part of it, rest is shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about Star Wars
    >in 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was fun. Comparable to Ahsoka's first two eps. Not mind blowing but better than all the other slop.

      It was astonishingly not really woke either unless you count pocs existing as woke. They weren't telling you what to think. But that could change.

      [...]
      The chocolate girl is cute so it's actually based and anti-woke

      shills are going through all sorts of flexes to try to keep this show relevant. Also SAGE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After this post of mine, I'm not going to bother to engage with these threads. There's no real discussion and I don't give a frick about Star Wars anymore anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you run 90% of the comments ITT through a text analyzer, they all come out as written by AI

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fun. Comparable to Ahsoka's first two eps. Not mind blowing but better than all the other slop.

    It was astonishingly not really woke either unless you count pocs existing as woke. They weren't telling you what to think. But that could change.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unless you count pocs existing as woke.
      I do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was fun. Comparable to Ahsoka's first two eps. Not mind blowing but better than all the other slop.

        It was astonishingly not really woke either unless you count pocs existing as woke. They weren't telling you what to think. But that could change.

        The chocolate girl is cute so it's actually based and anti-woke

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hair is unfortunate though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the brown dreads
            I bet it smells like clay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Picrel
              This is in my honest opinion the best hairstyle for a brown girl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sexo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hot chocolate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ew gross what's that stuff on its head

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shriveled up penis headdress from her male enemies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rick james looking ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hair is unfortunate though

          I want a cute black gf so bad
          all black people I actually know are kind of conservative too, that's noice
          I live in Eastern Europe though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > That March, Stenberg came out as non-binary,and uses both she/her and they/them pronouns. In June 2018, in an interview with Wonderland magazine, she came out as gay.
            ugh
            disgusting
            ok nevermind

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm non binary
              >actually, I feel gay now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gay
              Nonsense, I won’t allow it!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is the mop hair a humiliation ritual?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is a humiliation ritual, it's to remind you that even though the actor is black the character they are playing is white

            I like the brown dreads
            I bet it smells like clay

            >I bet it smells like clay
            no dreads smell awful, all they do is store sweat and most people don't even do the dry cleaning shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DOT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was honestly surprised they didn't cast a fat ugly Black person on like Juliet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's suprisingly sympathetic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are taping into the National Geographic meme
          Very nice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WE

          WUZ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chocolate girls are cute but they do more pre-production than other women. most girls just come home and take their makeup off, black girls come home and take off their makeup, eyelashes, hair, and wanna wear a little sleeping cap to bed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gross

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright look,.. best I can do is a drunk one night stand after a shitty hip hop concert.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mystery is actually engaging even though the answers are gonna be completely moronic. The plot also movies forward at a decent pace and characters die, unlike pure garbage like Andor.and Ashoka.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dishonest fricking c**t!!!!
      They EXPLICITLY EXCLUDE WHITE MEN!!!!!!

      FRICKING DIE, Hail Hitler!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I also thought it was pretty good so far. My only gripes are Trinity dying right away and the red lightsaber guy apparently being the Sith Master. I was hoping he would be the apprentice and the master would be revealed in the last episode. Now that it's revealed that he's the master it means the Osha chick is gonna be his apprentice and I find that to be significantly less interesting. She's not scary or menacing. She just glares angrily at people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plageus probably. Early days and all. By some fast math, shouldn't Yoda be 700-800 years old at the time of this series?

        And they've been in several Jedi temples and ON Coruscant, so where's the little green bugger?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was astonishingly not really woke
      >ENTIRE FRICKING CAST IS POCs

      U r tard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes pocs existing is woke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he watched Ahsoka
      >he watched the Acolyte
      we got a goyslop extraordinaire here! he'll watch any dogshit Disney puts out!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, it takes a very high IQ to get the Acolyte.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the runtime tho? Show like this should've been 50m or 60m per episode. Not 35

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair id rather have the budget consolidated into what is necessary for the story. An extra 10+ minutes per episode would be a complete waste and make everything worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More run time doesn't make it better. As long as the plot is good and paced well, I don't think it matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Episodes should have been even shorter, around 22 minutes like ATLA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More run time doesn't make it better. As long as the plot is good and paced well, I don't think it matters.

      I agree with the first anon, it should have been one episode of one hour. There really wasn't much point to cutting it off there. Except for Andor, most SW tv shows don't make use of the format. They just treat it as a long movie cut into segments instead of telling sub-stories within a larger narrative.

      [...]
      The chocolate girl is cute so it's actually based and anti-woke

      The actress certainly is used to being in good stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who’s got the pit hair pics?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is some demonic-tier gaslighting.

    This is the wokest show i’ve ever seen. They made a point to push the envelope with this one. Legit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's woke about it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brain fogger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not in the show though

          Having breadtube homosexual PhilosophyTube in it

          >troony actor
          Okay kinda cringe but if they don't make a big deal out of it I wouldn't consider it that woke

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not that woke to have a literal troony in your show
            just frick off mate

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fallout had a troony too and that was still a good non-woke show if you're not a contrarian. As long as they're not spending screentime talking about how stunning and brave their diverse cast is and how evil and oppressive white men are, I don't care

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hair is unfortunate though

          [...]
          The chocolate girl is cute so it's actually based and anti-woke

          Amandla is so relentlessly cute. I want to sniff her butthole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The twins are the children of gay mothers.
          The only straight white man so far swears a 10 year vow of silence and 40 seconds after being introduced he both breaks his vow of silence AND commits suicide.
          White people are always beat or bested or overruled by coloured people.
          Males are always beat or bested or overruled by females.
          Heterosexuals are beat or bested or overruled by homosexuals.
          The hero is a without flaws Rey Skywalker with latent superpowers and her "tragedy" isn't the result of some failure on her part, but of the machinations of a straight white male.
          She's gonna have a "love conquers all" moment just like in Frozen when sister powers beat guy power.
          You can't unnotice these things.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having breadtube homosexual PhilosophyTube in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having women in Star Wars for starters

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gayest star wars product
    If you watch it you are a gay

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is talking about it because nobody watched it. And none ever will

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >theres literally nothing to complain about so people are nitpicking about fire in space ig oring how theres been fire in space since the OT

    Acolyte won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would fire in space be a problem? This is not a sci fi show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because people are finding any and all reasons to hate the show because they've already decided for themselves to dislike it without even watching it

        theres no genuine complaints like "I think this makeup is bad" or "the dialogue is a bit clunky" from these people, its all "its WOKE" and then nitpicking random irrelevant shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really wanted to hate it and expected I would but I'm genuinely struggling to find anything substantial to complain about so far. All the marketing and Headland's comments prior to release were terrible and self sabotaging but somehow the actual episodes don't reflect any of that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK YOU!
          Why are you all being so god damn dishonest?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about the bad writing where in movies past, one Jedi can sense the plight of others while half a galaxy away, but AN ENTIRE JEDI TEMPLE CAN'T SENSE AN INTRUDER IN THEIR OWN HOME.

          Jesus Christ.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in movies past, one Jedi can sense the plight of others while half a galaxy away,
            The whole Jedi council was working with Palpatine for years without being able to sense the slightest hint that he was the biggest Sith Lord ever, all while he was advancing his political career in shady ways.
            Star Wars has always been shit at this kind of stuff.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A Sith grand master and emperor with decades or centuries of practice and all of the dark powers of the force being able to utilize such capable levels of subversion and deceit and getting away with it demonstrates his mastery. (There's also the fact the entire Jedi council completely believing the Sith were eradicated and Qui-Gon encountering Darth Maul had to be something else entirely because they were just so sure there weren't Sith any more).

              A 24 year old emotionally stunted emo goth chick with daddy issues and murder on her mind being completely invisible in an entire building FILLED with Jedi masters is fricking lazy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a big difference in an explosion in space and a camp fire on the side of your ship
          The Star Wars op has been horrible raped and if you like watching that you have a problem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            spongebob has had campfires under the sea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Fire needs oxygen to burn moron or perhaps some other gas combinations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >theres been fire in space since the OT
      Examples?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing about it was kino or even remotely captivating.
    jesus disney hired all the braindead little zoom zooms to astroturf this so hard the excuses and lies are actually more impressive writing than the DEI-AI could generate for the writer.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi! Sorry to say, I don't watch media without at least one white male lead actor. Sorry!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason for this show to exist except to spread the force is female

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, won't be watching
    Star Wars is GAY

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That promotional poster alone is disgusting

    >yoooo here's your new chief keef star wars linkup ft washed up 50 year old woman, a random lesbian looking asian guy and our generic Vader clone #32

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first two episodes are better than the entire prquel trilogy. kek

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They/them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right… yea… So Anyway… she wasn’t the worst offender by far but her character only seems to exist to act as an interviewer to the DEI squad so they can fill in the story about our stronk woman main lead as opposed to actually delivering any character development on screen.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >markets the hell out of Carrie Anne Moss
    >she dies in the first 5 minutes of episode 1
    lol
    lmao even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One less whitey. Now it's full of poc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She either ain't dead or will have an important flashback episode
      Now way they contracted her for only 5 minutes of screentime

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Sage

    Actually it was shit and you’re a homosexual

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choke to death on your worship of non-Whites.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our girl won the board over. She won me over!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was 100% flirting with the padawan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she’s more of a cute sperg and realized how it sounded after the fact

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick James tier braids

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based ban evasion admitter
    i'm not even gonna report you

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off shill

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you gays are jerking off over a wig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finn looks like he's in physical pain here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a handsome pair

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars+ is discount Star Wars whose target audience was Degrassi demographic.
    Which is el goblino la creatura who can finally seen themselves onscreen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      degrassi gays don't watch d+

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but dykes

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even fun to complain about or make fun of how bad Disney Wars is anymore. I loved Star Wars more than anything and now I'm simply apathetic. It's not worth thinking about, it's just shit and we've all moved on and accepted that it is dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a white late 40s male who likes the show I don't need to have a white male lead as long as the story is not forced woke crap! The girl playing the twins is good in both roles and her story is interesting. Being an old frick I can relate to Mater Sol! I fricking hated sequel trilogy by the way. Those stores were unoriginal horse shit.

      /pol/ak here. thread is a clearance aisle in the toy section of walmart, with an overhead light flickering like an old storm cloud, sad-happy mutt downies on the dirty floor sorting through mismatched figurines

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So few people watched it that the people who jumped on the grenade haven’t had time to dissemble why it’s shit and let people know
    Man, things clearly must be in a dire state

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As I lifelong Star Wars fan I wish all Disney shills cancer. Not necessarily death, but cancer for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tread carefully, anon... you're playing with forces you don't fully comprehend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TB got what he deserved though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is this supposed to mean?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you wish cancer on someone else, you just might get it yourself. Like he did. It's called karma.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not karma if they objectively deserve it.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really looking forward to the next episode when the transgender character appears

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you guys I like it! It's at least an original story with new characters set in a different time. Not the same ole Skywalker crap. I thought it would be woke KK dog shit and it was not. The story is good and I like the girl playing the twins and the Jedi master Asian Sol dude is cool. So far so good. Only complaint is that it's a little Matrixy with all the kung-fu BS, but I can live with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same question for any defender of this show, name the good, admirable, cool white male character in this show for me to relate to. There should be at least one, right? If it's not woke.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Sith master

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a white late 40s male who likes the show I don't need to have a white male lead as long as the story is not forced woke crap! The girl playing the twins is good in both roles and her story is interesting. Being an old frick I can relate to Mater Sol! I fricking hated sequel trilogy by the way. Those stores were unoriginal horse shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having literally not a single good white male character isn't forced woke crap
          As a white early 40s male, have a nice day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having literally not a single good white male character isn't forced woke crap
          As a white early 40s male, have a nice day.

          as a white early 30s male, have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you to an extent but just looking at the cast there's no way there isn't going to be woke shit in the show eventually. They've went out of their way to not cast white men in the show and the types of people who do that always make awful THE MESSAGE type shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does suck that white straight males can now never be in anything as a protagonist. Especially since we are SW biggest fanbase. Im not a Shill or ChatGPT by the way....heheheh. I will comeback and be the first to apologize if this show ends up becoming woke. Again I don't really care about POC all over the place if the story is good and the people can act.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ahhh welcome ChatGPT, hard to believe disney is actually paying for this nonsense, bet they already have a toaster running 24/7 shilling for this piece of hot garbage...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The investors are the dumb asses here! Leslie the dyke b***h got paid, as did Katherine and Bob! They Burned through 200 million dollars plus advertising! The investors are idiots!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two praises, nitpick and endorsement. Shill train chugging along.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Notice as well that they always focus exclusively on the two episodes that have released, and never ever acknowledge the leaks that were entirely consistent with those episodes and contain colossal wokery and just general garbage plotting. I wonder what their script is going to be once the show reveals itself fully?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name one good and admirable white male character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Master Torbin was based and chose death before dishonor you mongoloid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He broke a 10+ year vow of silence in under 60 seconds and took the b***h way out like a wimp because a POC convinced him to anhero.

        He could have maintained his Force bubble indefinitely and the whole temple could have mogged the intruder and he could have made a rational decision in the light of day with full cooperation and more information.

        He chose the b***h way out because it served a LGBT POC purpose for him to do so.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one's talking about it because there's nothing new to say. No one can be assed to watch this dumpster fire, not even the most cultish fans. And it's redundant to keep talking about how shit the quality is because it's been this way for near a decade now

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the future is female chuds get used to it

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's dead propaganda. Move on

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to Ryan "Dogshit" Kinel's take on chudtube which will consist of saying "dogshit" over and over and over again.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female characters are so shit to watch. They show their emotions all the time so you always know what they are feeling. How appealing can it be to have an angsty toddler as your main character?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kinography
    According to whom, the same shillmedia "reviewers" who've gushed over every turd that's slipped from Kennedy's butthole? The same thirdie humanoid bots that Disney deploys here to desperately try and counter the neverending truth that their products are garbage?

    Most people stopped talking about it because its status as yet another flopasaurus is so self-evident it doesn't even need to be stated. I it doesn't matter what speil you spew, Mr Marketing Employee, I am not interested in magical black lesbian heckin' wholesome witches who can just casually reproduce via a method that originally happened exactly once in the entire history of the setting and then only at the direct behest of the Cosmic Force to create its own metaphysical saviour. I am not interested in more vapid YA-tier interpersonal drama written by dumbass middle aged women for the imagined audience of young girls who will continue not caring about Star Wars. I am not interested in hearing about how morality is subjective and the Jedi are ACKSHOLEE the baddies *yet again*. I won't watch it, I won't allow it to be promoted unimpeded, and I *will* derive great enjoyment from its inevitable failure and the epic damage control Disnoids will be forced into to try and pretend otherwise; this one could be even more comical than TLJ or Book of Blobby Fatt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You used a lot of words when you could have just said "I'm a stinky fat virgin" instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women love both manmusk and erudite men, so if anyone here is revealing their virginal status it's you chuckelfrick.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was not kino. It was very dull and that's the nicest thing anyone can really say about a Disney Wars product. The leaks are true so it's about to be the worst of the bunch anyway.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone who watched this and is over 25: PLS have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good idea
      you go first

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual pic of Disney releasing another Star Wars show to the public

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch anti white dogshit. Disnoids can't prove how the show isn't anti white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drunken master 2 is antiwhite and its Kino.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her entrance reminded me of my kid self, when I pretended to open sliding doors at a convenience store with the power of my mind. She waves her hand at a door that clearly produced a mechanical swooshing sound as it opens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was forcing it to open instead of letting the mechanical opener work on its own

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no body believes you anon

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much do they pay your per thread, rajeesh? it cant be that much

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ends up being kinography
    Frick off, Yidsney.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best pirate streaming site to watch this on.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Good
    >Story is actually decent so far
    >Guy from Squid Game is pretty good
    >Main girl is surprisingly alright
    The Bad
    >Production value
    >The black guy with the zoomer cut is horrible
    >Putting Dafne under make up
    >The kung fu stuff seems out of place in Star Wars

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, lets actually do this and pretend its good, and tell - just wait two more episodes and it becomes like ANDOR
    that way people will never believe /tv again

    make regular threads with text like "Wtf, its actually good, why did you lie to me?" and simply "Its good", that way we can get to torture people who are easily swayed by social pressuer and they deserve to suffer.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes up shit
    Gets dozens of replies.It's that easy.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the only complains they can muster is about how it's supposedly woke
    That's because nobody is watching this shit ever, disneyshill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i watched it, crybaby b***h

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amateur writing, ok acting, feels cheap. The parent trap is better.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic related: the thread.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We already know everything that will happen to within a few degrees of variation.

    Mae will kill another Jedi.
    Sol will stop Mae from killing his padawan by distracting her or sacrificing himself to her when non binary padadouche tries to help but gets in the way.
    Osha will have to summon her real power that was there all along to stop Mae.
    Osha will get an "I am all the Jedi" type power up.
    Mae will get an "I am all the Sith" type power up.
    The fight between them will activate some novel dual twin force power.
    They will both see the truth that the fire wasn't started by accident, or by either of them, but it was the dark master all along (him or a subordinate on his behalf).
    They will combine force powers and activate twin skill super Duel lightsaber combos to stop the master, who will, turn out to be a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE.

    Re watch the two episodes, in every scene, in every fight, in every debate, the male loses to a female, a light skinned person loses to a dark skinned person.

    Grand Master light skinned male comes up with a plan, dark skin subordinate and non binary gender fluid padagay says their plan, heterosexual light skinned male does it their way.

    Dark skinned assassin with knives beats light skinned Jedi master with a lightsaber...because of sleight of hand?

    Yord gets girl boss fanservice scene with no shirt on, then femgay padafrick tells him to put his clothes on and he does.

    I'm not kidding. Every single scene. We know exactly how this will turn out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Master

      Was it just me or was that the voice of jonh cena?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing Disney era Lucasfilm has produced outside of Andor

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people make the same threads every time some new wokeslop drops that obviously no one has ever considered to be kinography because no one watches disney crap. the poster along is horrendous. disney's posters are their own worst enemy because they are effictively warning signs to 80% of the world's population to "do not enter". is that a girlboss jedi front and center? LMAO

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like everything Disney Star Wars, it is complete rehash with no ability to take risk.

    Sith bad, Jedi battle, gone is any mystery. All the set pieces are of the most basic design.

    The reason why this board doesn't care about it is because it might as well be a Star Wars fan project. Should Cinemaphile review every Star Wars fan project?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you like this you like Rings of Power and the Sequel Trilogy and you are Gay for me

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Chud

    Episode 3 will kill Star Wars forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right. And it kills me that it's true. I used to love it so much, but there is nothing left about to like or care about and hasn't been for a decade. It's just utterly shit, Disney drained the life out of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Critical Grifter cries over obvious fact
      How insightful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true during the prequels, rehabed the franchise with the animated clone wars series into something watchable, killed it again during the sequels and now are dancing on it's grave with hamfisted minority representation made by spiteful white men hating dyke commie subversives

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Hacolyte

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still not watching another series about a black Jedi woman, frick off. if you wanted to move this you should've cast a white woman to play Ahsoka.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ends up being kinography
    No it didn't. Frick off.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marketers these days are really bad at their jobs
    Why are you even wasting your time here? Go to reddit or discord where people will fall for fake hype and the jannies can be subverted to delete posts you don't like

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Bunkerchan, we know you're raiding.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheap & boring

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just finished watching the first 2 episodes.
    asian guy should have died and carrie anne moss should have been the star.
    i hope black girls sister never gets a "change of heart" scene and have her always on the side of the sith.
    other than that, shows ok. i understand the complaints, especially the dumb autistic complains (fire in space) but honestly i dont really give a shit about things like that.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ends up being kinography
    I'd say this is a 0/10 bait but you got a lot of replies so I guess it was good bait

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