None because that's the point of the commercial.
He does, however, eat steak well done and covered in ketchup, which should be a crime against humanity.
The highlight of my year so far has been this one time I ordered regular pepperoni pizza and for whatever reason the pie I got was a stuffed crust. I haven't left my house in 4 years.
you guys remember in the late 90s/early 2000s when pizza hut did a limited time pizza where the crust WAS the breadsticks? they tore off in clean strips and came with marinara for dipping
Every time I see this webm, I can feel my indigestion levels rising up to my throat. That single slice he has, has over 500 calories in pepperoni alone on it. That's also ignoring all the oil-sauce stuff he squirts over it.
I've never had an authentic deep dish pidzer. I've tried to cook one before, but it tasted like a failed lasagna. 🙁
As unhealthy as this shit is, Giordano’s was the highlight of every trip I’ve ever taken to Chicago. I’m getting hungry just thinking about it.
What is wrong with americans, the cheese goes on top of the sauce
It's Chicago-style.
Yea, Chicago-style sucks. Detroit is where it's at.
Which is worse? Cheese under the sauce?
Or cheese under separately cooked pepperoni, and literal grease + ranch sauce
cheese on top of the sauce is the norm in America
Do Americans really? Imagine the shits
At that point just go eat a block of cheese
Shut the frick up Omar
Omar seething yo
ahem
i think this map is fake bc mongols are notorious milk drinkers and, well, these data just dont add up... r u... lying anon?
That's pretty deep bro
crust first. what a chad.
I like to take a bite from each corner of the slice to evenly distribute the crust
When i fold a slice of 'za I bite into the crease of the crust so the oil doesn't drip.
>IS BLUMPF EATING HIS PIZZA BACKWARDS?! ONLY FASCISTS DO THAT!!
How many leftoids had a meltdown over this decades old commercial?
None because that's the point of the commercial.
He does, however, eat steak well done and covered in ketchup, which should be a crime against humanity.
The highlight of my year so far has been this one time I ordered regular pepperoni pizza and for whatever reason the pie I got was a stuffed crust. I haven't left my house in 4 years.
thank you. I know what I'm having for dinner
>Pepperoni, Pineapple, Extra Sauce, Stuffed Crust with a side of Mild Wings, bone in
you guys remember in the late 90s/early 2000s when pizza hut did a limited time pizza where the crust WAS the breadsticks? they tore off in clean strips and came with marinara for dipping
>Tony Boloney's pizza in Jersey
Every time I see this webm, I can feel my indigestion levels rising up to my throat. That single slice he has, has over 500 calories in pepperoni alone on it. That's also ignoring all the oil-sauce stuff he squirts over it.
>oil-sauce stuff he squirts over
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You know that wouldn't be the only slice he'd have either
That's just fricking nasty
SLOP aside... I enjoy how the "pizza" perfectly fits the box. Feels good man.
Jesus fricking Christ, I can feel the blood vessels pounding in my head just by watching that.
Would you like some *PIZZA* with your PEPPERONI?
I'm torn between ordering papa johns or pizza hut to nurse my hangover bros. What do?
>hangover
Cheesy bread from both.
i like pepperoni cheesy bread..
Dominos
it's 'za night
>tfw all the dagos got replaced by Albanians and now it's impossible to get a slice of ziti sicilian
>ITT
t.
I Focking Love Donnald Trunp
>drumpf is a crustbuster
Knew it