Enjoyed this movie but man it asks you to suspend A LOT of disbelief

Enjoyed this movie but man it asks you to suspend A LOT of disbelief

>Jupe does an alien show for a couple of months with an alien appearance at least once a week and OJ never noticed this entire time
>An alien existing in one space for six months at that size moving vast amounts of distance at least one a week attracts literally no attention from weather or military bases near Southern California
>OJ and Emerald know exactly how to bait the alien and decide to film it extremely close up with a small crew instead of trying to do long distance filming with a live audience/spectators
>OJ knows that the alien acts exactly like a horse instantly and confidently even though he has literally no reason to do think so

Other creature features have the excuse that the monster is roughly a man-sized thing in an extremely remote or hard to get to area. This is a place not too far from Hollywood in one of the most surveilled pieces of sky in the entire west coast.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    plausibility in modern cinema is no longer necessary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plausibility
      The Akira shot is when I knew for sure I was watching kino (though I suspected before).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how reddit does one need to be in order to think copying anime makes a movie kino
        it’s opposite of kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think that was actual Akira reference, that "iconic" motrcycle move is common

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            More specifically, he has her drive through the tape to combine the motorcycle shot with this other Akira reference from Kanye.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't kino at all.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayylien dies scene https://twitter.com/Apollon2006/status/1550520640880492548

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got the alien eating scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soooooooo fricking dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayooo, nobodee be fricken wit n1 famalam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does it die? What is happening here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The autopilot from airplane yeeted the evil Caucasian alien cuz chyaaaaa nobodies fricks wif N1 cuh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really like how they referenced the whole ufo looks like a weather balloon thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well what the frick? Is that balloon filled with explosives or something? That shit’s moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The alien is like a bag, it only has a mouth, earlier in the movie it gets a fake horse stuck in it's windpipe and that bothers it, so getting a giant balloon stuck in it's throat it can get air in but none out, so it pops from its own pressure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The alien is like a bag, it only has a mouth, earlier in the movie it gets a fake horse stuck in it's windpipe and that bothers it, so getting a giant balloon stuck in it's throat it can get air in but none out, so it pops from its own pressure.

        Pressurized air is extremely fricking powerful, does not matter what you are. If anything fricking explodes in a compact and soft space inside of you, you're dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If it’s that fragile, then how does ingesting an entire crowd of people who would absolutely be kicking and flailing around, let alone a massive, powerful animal like a fricking horse, *not* kill it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking moron. It's not fragile, that's simply it's softest space. And you fail to hold the concept of how compression works. Swallow compressed air and I guarantee you will leave with either a ruptured organ, a hole in one of your organs or simply fricking die.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All I’m saying is that if it’s taking in air and expelling it through the same hole, if that balloon didn’t “go down the wrong pipe,” then the same pressure that’s killing it would also be more than enough to push the balloon back out of the choke point. If it’s an animal, especially if it’s some kind of cryptic that evolved here, then it evolved to kill/eat local animals, and if it were so poorly evolved as to have such a fatal “design flaw,” then eating any random thing would have killed it already.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn’t matter how much force you are capable of exerting if an explosive gas inside the middle of your entire being combusts; you will blow apart.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you’re saying the balloon *is* filled with something explosive?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but yes, it's helium, a highly combustible gas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Helium is a noble gas. Know why they’re called “noble” gasses? Because they’re so stable that they don’t “associate” with anything else. In other words, they’re non-reactive. In other other words, they’re non-combustible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pressurized air is in fact an explosive force when let out all at once, even a party balloon popping is an explosion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >does not matter what you are.
          There’s literal bacteria that can survive the vacuum of space, and fish that can survive the crushing depths of the deep ocean
          Jaws is a mere fricking shark and blew up to bits via shooting a helium tank in its mouth, you can’t get the same doing it to a giant alien thing and get the same reaction, just simply having a normal balloon go pop in its mouth is anti-climatic and shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There’s literal bacteria that can survive the vacuum of space
            Does not compare to compressed air exploding inside your throat/stomach
            >and fish that can survive the crushing depths of the deep ocean
            You will kill these fish if you feed them a type of compressed air and it explodes in them
            >Jaws
            Is fictional and unrelated
            >you can’t get the same doing it to a giant alien thing
            You are not the director, writer or producer. You can't change the facts of this movie. Simply put the writer chose for it to die like a normal creature in nature would from having compressed air explode inside them. This movie is not about how the alien is insane and rampaging all across the city.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Is fictional and unrelated
              And so is your alien.
              Black person, you know I’m talking about how Jaws is grounded and consistent with its own rules, not realistic, don’t be moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jaws rules don't apply to this movie, making it fictional and unrelated to this movie. What the frick is your point? Peele made it realistic, get the frick over it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even other anons here pointed out the inconsistency of the alien here, yet they get ignored.
                But (you) tell me, a big huge alien creature thing, ‘deserves’ to die from merely getting a balloon popped in it? Even other people in related threads call it lame
                >so? You are the minority, because the movie is a success
                Yeah I am. That still doesn’t excuse shit. There is no REASON WHY it had to be a balloon, if it was a firecracker, it would make a bit of ‘sense’. Even fricking Lovecraft had the ritual be incomplete which is why Cthulhu, a great old one that is also an alien thing, is ‘defeated’ by a measly boat.
                Your alien is fricking moronic, because if give it the barest thought, it eats and breathes from the same hole. Merely eating in GENERAL would be enough to kill it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh you are being moronic. The method in which the UAP is dealt with made sense. It has trouble getting non-organic material down, it hadn't ingested anything of that balloon's size and volume down plus the pressurized air inside the balloon made a deadly combo inside the UAP. You can clearly see how narrow its wind pipe is, they clearly show you that it routinely drops the small inorganic shit it shallows, and you can clearly tell that its inner organ and mouth is the only thing that matters for the creature.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it had to be a balloon because the balloon had a face with eyes on it, which as the movie establishes the alien doesn't like eye contact, so it tries to eat anything that makes eye contact with it, and while it's trying to eat it it punctures the balloon, causing the air pressure to kill it, why is this such a hard concept to grasp, maybe actually watch the movie dumdum.

                Then how the frick does it not even try to go for the “wacky inflatable tube” balloons, which also have eyes?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they aren't looking at it you frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You mean to tell me, by that one scene where it ‘rolls’ sideways trying to get OJ and those times where the balloons flail, go down whenever it gets near, it never once feels compelled to think it’s looked at by them? Not even on the off chance they fall at the right angle to look at it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But it did try to eat it once it rolled over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But it does you fricking moron... why even discuss a movie you haven't even seen...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >none of the tube men are looking UP at it
                >tries to eat the tube man that is lying on the ground looking UP at it

                I put five on it...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It does dumbass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it had to be a balloon because the balloon had a face with eyes on it, which as the movie establishes the alien doesn't like eye contact, so it tries to eat anything that makes eye contact with it, and while it's trying to eat it it punctures the balloon, causing the air pressure to kill it, why is this such a hard concept to grasp, maybe actually watch the movie dumdum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If it’s so dumb that it goes for anything looking at it, how has it lived undetected in the most populous state in the Union for centuries?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you're so dumb that you keep trying to nitpick a movie you haven't even seen then how have you gone this long without killing yourself?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moron thinks every anon is the same person.
                He does have a point though

                Most of the time it just looks like a weather phenomenon, you have to be really autistic to notice a cloud not moving from a spot.

                It’s not in a cloud all the time, Jupe was feeding it and it’s huge as frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, you would probably need to be really autistic to notice the thing. It spends most of its time as a cloud and then its super fast so if you aren't actively noticing it, I doubt you would perceive it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not even the debris cloud tornado whenever it wants to eat? Or the loud sounds?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its seems to be located in barren farmlands so unless you are actively there and autistic, I doubt you would care. Look how long it took for OJ and the gang to perceive what the frick they were dealing with.

                Not really … People stop and record weird clouds on a regular basis.

                Those are autistic people. I walked outside my house yesterday and saw a cat sleeping my truck and I ran back in the house to take photos of it because I am most likely moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thing has only been around for 6 months, and they notice the strange sounds they just can't pin down where they're coming from because they're usually above them and echoing off the walls of the gulch they're in. As for the tornado, dust devils are a pretty common occurrence in deserts and plains.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the time it just looks like a weather phenomenon, you have to be really autistic to notice a cloud not moving from a spot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really … People stop and record weird clouds on a regular basis.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And in this setting they would be eaten for looking at it too long and their footage would be lost if the recording wasn’t analog.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re making my point for me. Peele has done this same shit for three movies straight. He half-asses they absolute frick out of his “explanations” of the weird elements of his stories, and by doing so, the explanations only make things worse.

                Let me be clear here - this isn’t nitpicking. These are questions any reasonable person would have when presented with the details of his stories. Let me provide you with a contrast here. In most monster/horror stories, the monster is one or more of these:

                >A one-off freak mutation/escaped experiment
                >A famous cryptid
                >in a secluded/inaccessible area
                >smart/cunning enough to stay hidden
                >an ambush predator cunning enough to choose its prey wisely

                Why? Because verisimilitude. It’s easy for people to suspend their disbelief for the sake of the story. See how literally none of that applies to a frickhuge monster hanging out in the sky and dumb enough to attack anything that looks at it? It’s lazy. It asks too much of the audience, because if you’re going to be that lazy with your storytelling, why should anyone be expected to care?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >in a secluded/inaccessible area
                But it is in a secluded area what the frick are you talking about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop replying to users who don't watch movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are right, this fricker is moronic. All his nitpicks have been explained and explored but he continues to be stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but

                Yeah, but it’s not a one-off/freak mutation. It’s just some undiscovered, frickhuge animal hanging out in the sky attacking whatever looks at it and it has been presumably for what - months? Years? Decades? See why that’s, pardon the pun, a little hard to swallow?

                . How did it get there? Where did it come from? How did it live *before* it made that place its home?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People like you suck massive wiener. Waaaaa the mobie didn’t spoon feed me the origin of the monster waaaaa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn’t have to. That’s my point. He went with the dumbest, laziest explanation that he could come up with, and morons like you just accept it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He never gave an explanation. He created tight lore around the creature, try again. My theory is that the creature is from the ocean. This is the new tremors.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >try again
                No thanks. It’s on him to tell a good story, not me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's smart enough to make it's home in a lowly populated valley, disguise itself as a cloud, use whatever telepathic rays to disable phones and cars, and only comes out to hunt when it needs to. JP thought it out pretty well. It seemed JJ liked to do its hunting at night as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but it’s not a one-off/freak mutation. It’s just some undiscovered, frickhuge animal hanging out in the sky attacking whatever looks at it and it has been presumably for what - months? Years? Decades? See why that’s, pardon the pun, a little hard to swallow?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The concept of cryptids isn’t new

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are they frickhuge monsters hanging out in the sky that attack anything that looks at them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This one is and there’s nothing wrong with that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mothman
                Bird Box
                Bigfoot (doesn’t fly but still attacks)
                And a few other crypids and movies that did the same

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You realize that every single thing you just listed have literally the entire populace of the setting aware of their existence, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The frick? You asked about monsters that attack on sight, stop moving the goalposts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single one of those attacks everything that sees it. Nor are any of them big enough to be seen from miles away b

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. And it pissed me the frick off.

                If you actually seen the movie peele makes a good point when the characters are talking about recording the creature for proof. They said people would just think it’s cgi. And it was heavily implied the government knew about the creature when they buried OJ dad’s death as a private airplane accident and nobody questions it. Also, the map for the whole area where the creature lived was blurred in google maps. Some shady shit was definitely going on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Correct - *dumb* shady shit. If the government knew about the fricking thing, why in God’s name would they allow anyone to live near it? Reasons?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the government made the same mistake Jupe did. Assuming it was a higher intelligence, not a basic space whale that swallowed up anything that caught its attention.

                But that same logic could be applied to literally anyone. For its entire existence. Yet nobody knows about it.

                We don't know how long it's been on our planet. It could have just arrived.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plenty of cryptids are known to attack people, it’s also not that big and has camouflage, and it doesn’t attack everything that looks, it just seems like if it’s already stimulated, eye contact is a trigger. It’s not attacking them when they look at the fake cloud.

                If anything the fact that it eats people who look at it is a good reason why nobody knows what it is. It eats it’s own witnesses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not that big

                https://twitter.com/Apollon2006/status/1550520640880492548

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen the movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. And it pissed me the frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick does Jupe know about the alien without getting eaten, much less looked at it? The chimp scene shows he looks at animals in the eyes, he trained the alien for six months, and he still looks at it in public show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the fricking point is not to frick with predators and think you can tame them. they dont like being gawked at.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The same way OJ and Em do, he notices it from a distance when one of his horses gets away and gets eaten. Aside from eating a horse once in a while, the fricking thing doesn't go out of it's way to eat anything that just sees it, it specifically only goes after the ones that look it directly in the "eye" because it's territorial and asserting it's dominance. He doesn't even really train it, he just gives it a horse once a week to lure it into a routine thinking he's training it, which as we see goes wrong when he and his audience actively look it in the eye and get eaten.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you’d actually seen the movie you’d know why the balloon was significant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pop is a callback to an earlier scene with popping balloons.

      The way that noise goes from being associated with danger to being associated with relief at the very end was poetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dora the explorer balloon
      >shit cgi
      >negress YASSS
      i sleep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >watched a black-centric film
        >wtf black people omg why
        moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >black centric film

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Goes on a board to discuss movies he hasn’t scene.

        The real reason you don’t see these movies isn’t because you’re too good for it or the movie sucks or whatever, it’s cause you’re a fricking loser who does nothing but sit on your ass and complain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you need to go back to red dit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop posting, leave.

            Maybe have a nice day too I don’t really care.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OJ knows that the alien acts exactly like a horse instantly and confidently even though he has literally no reason to do think so
    gee good think he worked with horse to notice a pattern between the two

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes you Black person but he has not worked WITH AN ALIEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you keep missing the point anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cry about it chump

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this film had more direction it would be really good, watching it felt like Peele was going with too many ideas and a lot ended up cut in editing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was originally 3 hours long

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Black folk but this looks interesting should I check this movie out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're pathetic if you spend money on this shit and even have to ask

    • 2 years ago
      Burton jerks himself off for 2 hours and 10 mins

      It's easily his best. Feels like he goes big in some ways and pulls back in others. It's very good looking and the concept is a pretty novel take on UFOs. Not perfect but I enjoyed it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The monster is really cool

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    also
    >The alien just a scared animal protecting but it litetally eats people nowhere near it and wont just leave earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>The alien just a scared animal protecting but it litetally eats people nowhere near it and wont just leave earth
      Fricking pos phone keyboard. Meant to say:
      >The alien is just a scared animal protecting itself, but it litetally eats people nowhere near it and wont just leave earth for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i guess it became an apex predator of sorts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does it only eat you if you look at it though?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like that's how it baits it's prey.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Jordan Peele read SCP-096 and thought it was cool

          • 2 years ago
            Burton jerks himself off for 2 hours and 10 mins

            It's not if you look at it, plenty of characters look at it. It's if you look it in the eye, like with lots of animals that causes it to become aggressive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dude the entire theme of the movie is the exploitation of animals even the extremely dangerous ones.

            thats why there was the chimp attack scene and its trying to compared to the flying saucer monster. It kills people who puts its eyes on it because this SPECTACLE is the exact thing that goes on in the normal showbiz right before these animals go crazy and kill people.

            Remember the Wringling brothers Lion Incident?
            That one Orca that wouldnt stop killing people?
            the Chimp that ripped that girls face off?
            all those Circus Elephants that go crazy and go on a rampage?
            that dumbfrick "Grizzly man" guy who got eaten alive trying to be buddy buddy with bears out in the wild and make his little documentary
            Steve Irwin and the Sting Ray?

            whats all in common with these incidents right? people are WATCHING them and laughing/goading whatever. thats what the entire movie is kinda themed around. The Family of Horse Trainers (Horse exploiters) to the monkey attack (chimp exploiters) to everyone once again only seeing the monster as a quick paycheck to set them on easy street. THEYRE NOT REGISTERING THE DANGEROUS CREATURE FOR WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS AND GIVE IT NO SORT OF RESPECT.

            its about the absolute arrogance and hubris of mankind due to our pole position in the animal kingdom and serves as a memento mori to be humble. tl;dr the creature kills people who looks at it because its symbolism. the only way you end up on some wild animals dinner plate is if you are looking at them or fricking with them not giving them the wide berth they deserve.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >its about the absolute arrogance and hubris of mankind due to our pole position in the animal kingdom and serves as a memento mori to be humble
              woah man i never thought of that
              it’s like, respect the wind man i like it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're right but the last sentence is cringe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >its about the absolute arrogance and hubris of mankind due to our pole position in the animal kingdom and serves as a memento mori to be humble
                woah man i never thought of that
                it’s like, respect the wind man i like it

                the people in this movie were basically https://youtu.be/2REzrFJ-G8Y

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >its about the absolute arrogance and hubris of mankind due to our pole position in the animal kingdom and serves as a memento mori to be humble
              le Jordan Peterson speak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay then . "its a movie about Darwinism and humans ever decreasing survival instinct"

                is that better?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You need to put it in zoomerspeak.
                >wildlife be mad bussin fr fr

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                truly the only way nu-Cinemaphile would understand anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats already the tagline for pic related though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope for your sake you just copy pasted this from reddit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not at all what it was about

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tying into the spectacle thing I think it's also about how desperate humans are to mythologize, whether or not it's a good idea. This is OJ's main motivation throughout the film- not merely to survive Jean Jacket, or even to stop it, but just to be the ones to record it first so they can have that story for themselves. This ties into how their relative was the first actor but his story has been largely forgotten, or how his dad in his own words "changed the industry" only to abruptly lose his life in a freak accident thanks to Jean Jacket.

              Jupe and OJ's idiocy in chasing a giant alien vore monster are two sides of the same coin, albeit Jupe just desperately wants his celebrity back, having a shrine to his greatest moment of fame, the moment a murderous chimp almost killed him. OJ ostensibly feels he has to do it to honor his dad.

              Another play on this is that Jupe is dressed up in old west Regalia and OJ is shot like a western hero with swelling genre music at the very end. The ideal of the old west has pretty much always been a sham fantasy that prefers to ignore just how terrible those times were for almost everyone but especially non-whites, African Americans either enslaved or reeling from the immediate aftermath of slavery and Native Americans forced out of their homes for the sake of white settlers. You know that those stories are corrupt, yet we want them for ourselves, anyway.

              And I think that's interesting because that desire for narrative and storytelling is sort of at the heart of a lot of the modern racial divides in America. People love to mythologize their pasts and their family histories, but african americans tend to struggle with that because their history tends to be incredibly bitter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think OJ was also doing it out of a semi-suicidal thing; Haywood has clearly been going downhill since his dad died and unlike Em he doesn't seem to have a broader social network or marketable skills. The way I saw him methodically tell Em multiple times how he still has to do "work" while this was happening made me think he was doing this because he had nothing else to live for, so breaking and possibly being killed by JJ was a way of going out on his own terms instead of his family's work breaking down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could see that, sure.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you're wrong. The other guy was right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jordan Peele said it was about lust for fame, iirc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate movies like this so much because literally every single thing you say here is accurate, but would be a million times better delivered in a different movie. I "get it" now but I find the delivery insanely pretentious. Its a disappointing monster movie, disappointing alien movie, because clearly Peele's mind was elsewhere. Get Out was his only good movie because it actually delivered on the comedy/horror plot. Nope is just pure pretentiousness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Another play on this is that Jupe is dressed up in old west Regalia and OJ is shot like a western hero with swelling genre music at the very end. The ideal of the old west has pretty much always been a sham fantasy that prefers to ignore just how terrible those times were for almost everyone but especially non-whites, African Americans either enslaved or reeling from the immediate aftermath of slavery and Native Americans forced out of their homes for the sake of white settlers. You know that those stories are corrupt, yet we want them for ourselves, anyway.
                I disagree with this viewpoint. Jupe is dressed in old west ragalia because that's simply the culture of the area and theme of his town. OJ is not shot as a western hero, he's shot at the famous black man on a horse film.

                Well I disagree with racial crap you brought up. You seem to be overanalyzing what was going on just because they were black. Nobody was ever racist towards the MCs, OJ was simply an introverted person who lacked the confidence his Sister and Father had, but not the skill. The sister lacked the skill which is why OJ was the one teaching Ghost. Together both of them got the Oprah shot and preserved their father's legacy (the money is to save the Ranch and the horses).

                They were only trying to record it for the above reasons. The dad died for the ranch, the horses and they were running out of money. They simply took the lessons of the father to apply it to finding motivation in preserving, again, the legacy.

                Jupe is not chasing his celebrity, in fact he is traumatized by his celebrity. What Jupe is chasing is redemption. At the very end he believes the ape didn't mean to harm anybody and that is why it spared him. He sees the Alien and thinks not only can he work with it, but possibly keep it alive. Jupe was extremely successful regardless of the alien's existence.

                Nobody is mythologizing anything. They are just preserving something.,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shit skins mythologize their victim hood and history hence they did then and still do risk life and limb to live in white peoples creations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of cowboys were black. It's just been whitewashed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, it's Jurassic Park. Makes me want to see it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ahhhahhahahahaha you fricking nerd homosexual
              the absolute irony, you realize they had to train horses for this film and then you WATCHED THEM in the movie
              dipshit wienersucker
              you dumbass nerd homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whoa I never thought of that. Why didnt I do my research and look at the billing before watching it. Im...part of the problem...

                ok but what's the deeper meaning of this, then?
                it's literally just about leaving animals alone - surely that in turn must refer to something else

                not "leaving them alone". just being able to understand "holy shit, that thing can kill me" which for some reason people dont get anymore as the lives are more and more sheltered.

                think of the entire movie as LITERALLY just one big animal attack because thats all it actually is. Its intelligence or even sentience is dubious. this is JAW'S but with a UFO that operates by wacky rules. Thats it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How does the top two panels compare to the bottom 2?
                >Cars
                >Universal and sometimes necessary
                >iPhone
                >not the only phone available for purchase, not necessary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to show my autism to counter your autism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i like to believe that since this comic is so fricking moronic that the only way to make it work is to only quote the last pannle like everyone else dose unironically.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok but what's the deeper meaning of this, then?
              it's literally just about leaving animals alone - surely that in turn must refer to something else

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >dude the entire theme of the movie is the exploitation of animals even the extremely dangerous ones.
              Its Juden Peele, the movie is about racism. Every single one of his fricking movies is about racism. You don't even have to see the movie to understand that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically I find it hilarious how Peele made it the shape of a traditional UFO, which everyone's instict is to look directly up at it or at the hole in case they get beamed up. So it feels like this alien somehow realized this is THE SHAPE to lure things in. Think about it, this alien could even lure OTHER ALIENS who think it's a ship, but it's not a ship.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s never explicitly stated to be an alien. It’s probably a cryptid, asking why it doesn’t leave is like asking why birds don’t fly away into space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When do they say it's a scared animal? There's a flashback scene to arbiter saying some animals can't be tamed which OJ references later saying it's a territorial predator.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ill wait until a torrent comes out but whats the point of the chimp subplot? also does the hispanic tech guy survive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Self insert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The chimp is supposed to be a parallel to the alien. The TV show producers thought they could use a wild animal for entertainment but they never had real control over it and it got a bunch of people killed. The kid who survived the chimp attack grew up, found out about the alien and made the same mistake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The alien is parallel to the horse and the chimp for different reasons, the chimp was to show the "mistake" the horse is to show the "proper way". Notice how they were able to kill the alien at the end by handling it the proper way.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really wanted a scene like in independence day with people wanting to be abducted but then they get what they want and just get eaten.
    But thankfully we got to MAKE SURE six white children were shown in the audience to get eaten.
    >no black people get eaten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats the director isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was a black guy in the front row

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asian people get eaten too

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jupe does an alien show for a couple of months with an alien appearance at least once a week and OJ never noticed this entire time
    This doesn't happen though, Jupe says in his speech that he and his family have been observing the alien for 6 months, the show he puts on is his first time doing it, which is why he invites OJ and Em to come check it out, he says it's a brand new show he's just now starting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear he implied that he’s been feeding it horses, the one’s he’s been buying from OJ. And that’s why when OJ brought up the buyback option, Jupe was a little reluctant but was like “oh yeah sure, same deal as before with your dad”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he had been feeding it for months, but it wasn't a show. The one we saw in the movie was the first attempt at it, prior to that, he had just been feeding it building the routine which is why he was surprised it came out early during the show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 1000% sure it came out early because it had a fake horse lodged in it's esophagus lmoa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but OJ literally sees the show when he was chasing Ghost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not necessarily the show, could have just been Jupe feeding the alien like he said he had been doing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even an alien? I get it's a flying jellyfish that looks like a flying saucer, but who's to say it's not some undiscovered creature from Earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its just unkown species that hangs out one area its entire life span

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well it could be, but they play with the ayyy theme way too much to not imply that this thing came to Earth from space.
      Also Peele already did a title pun with Us (United States) so I wouldn't be surprised if Nope indeed was also intentionally meant as standing for Not Of Planet Earth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Must've been floating through space for years without eating anything then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some animals do have a hibernation states for when low resources are available. you should really look up tardigrades. nature is pretty crazy.

          Soooooooo fricking dumb.

          hey man. animals die from accidently swallowing litter all the time. its not dumb at all. please remember to clean up after yourself and take care of our planet 🙁

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One eyed one horned flying purple Black person eater

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. Gordy was the best part but the rest was fun.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE GUY WHO MADE IT IS BLACK, AND THE MAIN CAST IS BLACK, SO IT'S A FRICKING MASTERPIECES, MAN!

    Peele should have stayed out of sci-fi. He may be able to convince dramagays that he's talented, but sci-fi fans are a lot more nit-picking and critical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lot more nit-picking
      that's not supposed to be a good thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what is and isn’t supposed to be a good thing
        please tell us jordan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like YMS or CinemaSins type """critiscism""".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man needed more Mel Gibson and swing away dialogue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a sci-fi, it's a thriller, which is why the alien design was so fricking moronic at the end. But it really shows how the alien evolved to lure things in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that Peele isn't genuinely at least averaging out to be a better horror director then the vast majority of Hollywood.

      I don't think anyone is saying they're all masterpieces, granted, but he's averaging out better then most others by a long shot.

      >dude the entire theme of the movie is the exploitation of animals even the extremely dangerous ones.
      Its Juden Peele, the movie is about racism. Every single one of his fricking movies is about racism. You don't even have to see the movie to understand that

      Us wasn't about Racism, that was about Class. All Peele movies do have a social message, sure - but they're not always about race. In fact that was part of the twist with Nope, he really was intentionally setting it up so at first it looked like another race message movie but it was actually about the mistreatment of animals and children in Hollywood. A bit of a meta-twist because *he knows* there's idiots like you out there who thinks all of his movies are about race.

      ok but what's the deeper meaning of this, then?
      it's literally just about leaving animals alone - surely that in turn must refer to something else

      Not leaving them alone nessecarily, just don't be an idiot around them and remember that *they're living things that can easily kill you, especially if you think they've been tamed when they really haven't*.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water is no longer stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy water, those were demons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But who blessed it in the middle east

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toto.
          Just please don't ask me to put my dick in the power outlet like last time, im still dizzy from it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously a white person who took a job teaching English in the United Arab Emirates

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jews

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was good. you are just stupid if you can't enjoy things for what they are

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to film it extremely close up
    Filming things up close gives you a better look at them
    >with a small crew instead of trying to do long distance filming with a live audience/spectators
    What the frick would a live audience be for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Filming things up close gives you a better look at them
      you underestimate how good cameras are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the alien can even shut down ANY electronic device even camera's. the guy had to go at it with a super old fashioned camera with a crank wheel. thats why he had to get closer and got, got.

        thats literally a plot point lol and why their first attempts fail. but yes if the alien didnt have this OP power you could easily just use a drone or something to get video of it some super like 8k$ super pro camera and record it safely from practically a mile away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the alien can even shut down ANY electronic device
          it only does so when its close which is why they used the inflatable man set up, it doesn't affect shit ten miles away

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            huh, guess they shoulda thought of that.
            the other thing is though it can also disguise itself as a cloud until its close enough to part rockers you so maybe it wouldnt work? and if you look at it even from super far away do you think that maybe then it could "detect" you and quickly start rushing in your direction?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It somehow keeps cloud vapors around it, not turns into a cloud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the live audience/spectators is so they know you aren't faking it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the alien died and his remains fell on the ground so they already got proof for that, they wanted alien in motion because that will get them more fame than just "we found the remains"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What would the Black person do if there was aliens?
    I think District 12 already answered that question.
    >We pimp our hoes to them, sell them drugs for laser guns and kill them for their magic voodoo meat.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get out !
    >us?
    >nope….
    What will be his fourth movie to complete the trilogy ? My guess a remake of Them so the titles make sense as dialog

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wypeepo always be like, "I finna domesticate this wolf and make it a dog. I finna ride this horse homie mang.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"my 16 foot burmese python would NEVER hurt my daughter OR our Dog. shes an absolute little angel and she LOVES to be handled and cuddled! I guess you could say Im the worlds proudest reptile owner!"
      - last quote from now missing Florida man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many people got eaten by wolves before we got your doggo?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how would I know that? besides it not like dogs are good thing. Wolves should have remained wolves. Dogs are a abomination of a species really as fun as they are. I cant help but get kinda pissed whenever I breeds like bulldogs or remember things like how German Shephards have that slump and always get health complications. selective breeding was a mistake and I mean that as a person who really likes animals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.zmescience.com/science/monkeys-and-wolves-domestication-423/amp/
            Literally if we didn't do it some other animal would.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think that sort of symbiotic relationship or toleration of each others existence is the same as how we went full TOADLINE on them. If anything those animals would just end up like Ants "milking" catepillars or the various animals that let other animals groom them. theres a world of a difference.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They would kill the ones that did not go along with said behavior and selective breeding would still take place.....

                You are simply looking for problems

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People going on about animals are missing the point of repeatedly emphasizing that during the chimp attack, the woman's shoe set bolt-upright in the middle of the room through everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isn’t anything paranormal though. It is just something so bizarre that in the midst of such chaos that something so improbable would happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I can figure about the point of the shoe is that there isn't a point to the shoe. Tying into the lust for myth and spectacle, Jupe assigned it undue importance because of the effect it had on him but it was simply a coincidence. Gordy not slaughtering him was largely luck on his part but he thought it to be something more, which carried over to him thinking he had a special relationship with the "aliens" when it was simply a hungry animal he was feeding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and the blood waterhall
      >inorganic objects are not okay
      >blood is suddenly not okay despite that jupe has been feeding it for who knows how long

      How does it die? What is happening here?

      it ate a balloon and it exploded.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point of her inclusion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes a chimp attack survivor obviously. her lips got ripped off or eaten from the looks but also this is supposed a kinda almost comedic movie her showing up to yet another event but all mangled is kinda funny in a black comedy type of way. You ever seen the show old AS Cartoon Dethklok? stuff like this happened a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes a chimp attack survivor obviously. her lips got ripped off or eaten from the looks but also this is supposed a kinda almost comedic movie her showing up to yet another event but all mangled is kinda funny in a black comedy type of way. You ever seen the show old AS Cartoon Dethklok? stuff like this happened a lot.

      Man that's lame I thought it was the alien having some freaky effect on people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When it was a mysterious movie about horses turning into people it seemed more interesting. Just goes to show how good a trailer can be at building hype. That first trailer was absolutely a 10/10.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did the two black people just actually put the alien in the cameraman's line of sight, leading to his death? and it was just glanced over

          >a mysterious movie about horses turning into people
          pic related if you want a reverse of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Did the two black people just actually put the alien in the cameraman's line of sight, leading to his death? and it was just glanced over
            when did this happen?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? The cameraman intentionally walked off to film the alien even closer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When it was a mysterious movie about horses turning into people it seemed more interesting.
          I don;t remember it ever being that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When the first trailer came out, that was a hypothesis. There was basically nothing known about it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that was a hypothesis
              by who? the trailer didn't imply that. I don't remember reading any synopsis about it being that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                by reddit maybe u should educate yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ooph

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I saw it on Youtube.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how urban was your audience?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Jordan peeles a bad writer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People have been gaslit into thinking he has substance.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>Jupe does an alien show for a couple of months with an alien appearance at least once a week
    He does? I'm pretty sure that was the first time. Jupe obviously knows about the alien but he didn't do the show before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at the very least he's been feeding the alien once a week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe but that wouldn't attract much attention. He probably did it at night by leaving a horse in a middle of nowhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe but that wouldn't attract much attention. He probably did it at night by leaving a horse in a middle of nowhere.

        do you guys no pay attention? He literally says he'd been doing it at night regularly for months. To the point where he was surprised it came early during THE FIRST SHOW.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he literally never EVER says it is the first show and again he's been feeding it regularly for months, why would OJ never notice the sounds the horses are making

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anybody notice that they cut out the night scenes with the alien where it flies at night. They never really elaborate on how it has 4 lighted up eyes and sleeps on the ground at night (supposedly.)

            >why would OJ never notice the sounds the horses are making
            Because he lives several miles away and is surrounded by other horses.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think the scene with a fat asian guy in the trailer going around the set while people run in panic was also cut out. That's not the first time it happens with Peele there were several shots in the trailer of Get Out that weren't in the film.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the horse literally screams while inside the UFO, its sounds bounce off the canyon walls and echo throughout the valley..but nah OJ would NEVER notice that..especially when he lived all by himself and would actually react to a horse to distress..

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't the UFO, those were lights from the Star Lasso stage where Jupe was practicing for the show.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he literally never EVER says it is the first show and again he's been feeding it regularly for months,
            Bruh, go actually watch the movie without having your phone out. His whole speech introducing the show is him explaining that he'd been doing it for months. He literally says it's the first show, which is why he had a special guest, not to mention he said it when he invited OJ and his sis. And OJ didn't notice before because of PLOT, but he did notice that one night when he first saw it, when he saw the lights in the distance that then went off and then on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He literally says it's the first show
              I just downloaded a camrip, he does not lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                got the link to the camrip? i dont want to waste $40

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's was doing private rehersals for months, the show where the audience gets eaten was the first public showing with an audience

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So he finally release a movie that doesn't have themes of racism/slavery? I may check it then,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ufo is white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's silver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can definitely see it in there if you think about it but as far as a face-level watching it's enjoyable beyond reading into subtext

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can definitely see it in there
        It's not the main point of the film though. It's just the "history" is there. Nowhere else is racism/slavery even implied.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before I pirate this movie

    Is it racist towards white people at all?

    I don't wanna spend anything on this movie (my time) if its like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where can i get it?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a place not too far from Hollywood
    This place is just miles away from where the original Top Gun program started. It later moved, but the base location remains active and on alert. Think about that.
    Can't believe this is what the American summer movie season has come to, academic Afro Amblin sci-fi with color wheel advertising impressions and a director who thinks blacks on horses is "fresh," 30 years after Lethal Weapon and Predator 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is shown that the Spectacle has an effect on electronics, beyond that, cloud coverage can effect the wavelength of radio waves, amplify that by what we see in that the Spectacle has a cloth like outside and it isn’t to far fetched that it can soak up or otherwise absorb the waves as well making it borderline invisible because no waves bounce back for it to pick up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The spectacle
        I mean, the film names the monster. It's a bit of a stupid name but I think that's intentional

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what would you have called it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know I don't have anything better than Jean Jacket so fair enough

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I liked JeanJacket, it was a smart thing to name it. There’s a psychological power to naming. This isn’t some ship full of hyper advanced omnipotent beings, it’s an animal, something we can understand and manipulate, and it payed off when he let his sister take the lead.

              JeanJacket was supposed to be her horse, it was a character development moment, taking an awful fricked up situation and plunging your hands into it, molding it into something that actually fixes a mistake from the past. Beautiful story of the triumph of man. Lots of powerful themes. Loved it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what would you have called it?
            UAP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >academic
      It's literally a thriller and then an action film with some mild commentary on don't frick with the wild and shit like Jaws. I just know you read that Armond White nonsense. Armond was cool but he fell off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you just have bad taste dork, Armond has not fallen off.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jordan Peele said

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LINK ?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post webms of the alien attacks, for fricks sake
    why are there so little recordings of scenes, and if there is, it cuts right before it really starts

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My problem with Juden Peele has always been that he thinks he is smarter than he actually is, when in reality he is just formulaic.
    >Single word titles
    >pseudo deep take on racism in America
    >The type of surface level philosophy that you get 90% of just by watching, but a YouTube Influencer TM can make sound deeper (Wisecrack, or a ripoff of it)
    Tarantino does the same shit, so maybe audiences just want this kind of 101 IQ philosophy, smart enough that you need to look at it twice, but dumb enough that everyone gets it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tarantino does the same shit
      You don't know what you're talking about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has the same marketing strategy
        >101 IQ movies
        >Most normies need a MatPat/Wisecrack to "Show the meaning"
        >ZOMG WHATS DA OBVIOUS MEANING?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You RE𝘈LLY don't know what you're talking about.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Cloverfield Lane?
    It began as a movie script unrelated to Cloverfield, then someone just decided to make it a Cloverfield movie.

    Something tells me the Nope script began, in its earliest form, as a non-Jordan Peele movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it written by Jordan Peele?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he could have gotten that credit for doing a re-write or something. "credits" can often be misleading. keep in mind there is such a thing as ghost writers (who are never credited)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Conspiracy brother in the house.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but it happens. The credited director of Dredd has said that the writer, Alex Garland, essentially ghost directed the movie. Same thing with Mel Brooks producing shit like The Fly

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>"It was just lashing out in fear like the chimpanzee!"
    >>"Just dont stare and it wont kill you!"
    >This made no sense at all, it was supposed to be analgous to the chimp acting out in fear
    It's supposed to be analogous to the Horse acting out in fear which is how the MC survives and Jube doesn't. Chimp had a different trigger.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I’m super fricking scared of aliens as much as I curious about them thanks to my brother who forced me to watch all those fricked up alien abduction movies from 80s when I was a kid. So I’m super interested in the movie but another “grey” alien will give me nightmares for a week. Is the alien in the movie scary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you never see it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am an alien. I am definitely going to come probe you first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are no aliens in the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you feel about fractals/geometry, and sea wild life?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the alien in the movie scary? I’m scared as frick of greys as much as I’m curious about them thanks to my brother who forced me to watch alien abduction movies from 80s. Does the alien look like a grey one or some generic sci-fi shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The flying saucer is the alien. Its design is not scary, but theres a scene where it vores a stadium of people that is pretty horrifying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The alien looks sorta like a jellyfish. The play here is that the genric UFO design is actually it's cap and it hides iternal organs that can be ejected from the UFO hole. The cap itself as I already mentioned is flexible and can shapeshift.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ takes all on this thread
    Did you all forget the director at the beginning of the move who was disgusted by the brother and sister?
    He was obsessed with watching animals kill each other or did you forget those scenes too
    He specifically went out there to help them because he wanted to see the chimps (black brother and sister) get killed by the predator (white man)
    He had a sexual fetish for animals which is why he wanted the perfect shot to cum to
    The entire movie was a metaphor for people fricking animals
    The chimp was molested, the horses were molested, and the alien was the only one that wasn’t molested because he was the top predator

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did OJ know/figure out what Glen was doing with the alien? I missed that part i had to go piss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he realized why Glen was buying up all the horses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They found a flyer for it on thr ground

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was this shit taking place in the early 2000s or modern or what? Like their phones all looked like early 2000s yet the tech store seemed to have modern shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think only OJ had a flip phone, which still exists today. Angel looked like he had a modern phone. Could have been today, could have been 2010.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my homie Jordan

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie another race bait one or just a straight up horror movie? Want to know if I should see it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All Peele movies do have a bit of social commentary in them, sure - but the idea that all of his movies are about Race is just something /misc/tards made up. Us for example, wasn't about race at all. Just happened to have black main protagonists.

      Nope is set up in a bit of a meta-twist where it looks like it's race bait at first but the actual social message actually has nothing to do with race. This is intentional, mostly to frick with the "all Juden Peele moves are about Racism" crowd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        All Jordan Peele movies have black MCs and are written around black culture. Essentially, the same way most movies have white people who behave like normal white people, asian movies that have asians who behave like normal asians. His is just a movie with black people written around black culture.

        It's like Tyler Perry movies having all black casts. It's such a great way to bring blacks to cinema without raceswapping or racebaiting, appealing to all audiences while also connecting with the black audience.

        That’s cool. I liked US, but Get out was hamfisted and the social commentary was moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All Peele movies do have a bit of social commentary in them, sure - but the idea that all of his movies are about Race is just something /misc/tards made up. Us for example, wasn't about race at all. Just happened to have black main protagonists.

      Nope is set up in a bit of a meta-twist where it looks like it's race bait at first but the actual social message actually has nothing to do with race. This is intentional, mostly to frick with the "all Juden Peele moves are about Racism" crowd.

      All Jordan Peele movies have black MCs and are written around black culture. Essentially, the same way most movies have white people who behave like normal white people, asian movies that have asians who behave like normal asians. His is just a movie with black people written around black culture.

      It's like Tyler Perry movies having all black casts. It's such a great way to bring blacks to cinema without raceswapping or racebaiting, appealing to all audiences while also connecting with the black audience.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back, what was the significance of Geordie? Felt out of place in the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was parallel to Jean Jacket. Even the fact that it didn't see Jupe looking at it in the eyes under the table.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I didn't even catch that. That's the only reason he's alive basically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can you not see the parallels?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Among everything else thematically, even the balloons popping tied both creatures together

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE POST A LINK PLS

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Gordy plotline felt like it was telling one thing and showing another thing that isn't explained. The shoe standing up makes believe something else was going on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      “Bad miracle”

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the alien scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing he had that super well trained horse to lay down so he could mount it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How could you possibly tell where its eyes are or when someone was looking at it?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There most certainly is more of those creatures all around earth. They're an invasive species from outer space. I wonder how the frick people survived alien abductions than.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have a webm of the Gordy scene in the beginning? I thought it was a fricking awesome way to open the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that scene was something else. That fricking shoe is the most bizarre part.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the scene where everyone is inside the alien?

    also i just remembered that the movie starts with you seeing a view from the alien's insides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UCN6XwuDLa&_r=1
      Someone says it goes on for a 30 more seconds but im not sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the chimpanzee scene was scarier
        What's wrong with these people? Also it does go on for more seconds to show the girl with the missing face and a decomposing (?) horse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Gordy scene was way more intense than them being eaten though. How quiet and intimate it is seeing the POV of being in the same space as a rampaging animal twice as strong as a body builder and there being no escape is much more horrifying than a crowd of people being sucked up between two tarps, the horror of the crowd being eaten doesn't really hit until later when it "digests" them and their screams all stop at once.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Intense but not scary. It's simply an animal behaving as an animal, and you don't see much regardless.

            The scene where they are consumed + their screams are terrifying because of the disturbing sense of claustrophobia, decomposing bodies, massive amounts of people jammed in one space, then getting kill all at once, all their blood coming down and then just knowing that creature is just hovering there, huge and spitting out tons of blood.

            If the monkey scene legitimately scares those people more, they should probably avoid traveling beyond the confines of a city.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why did it vomit the blood? It can’t digest blood? Or was it “feeding” the people inside the house wtf? Was it trying to scare them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's just a messy eater.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if it was a messy eater like you say, then bunch of people would had known of blood rain all over the place whenever it feeds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the hikers were its first human kill. It mostly fed on horse in my head cannon the hikers probably triggered something in the alien, probably crossed it’s territory

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what hikers?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alien swallows hikers offscreen before the movie starts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                says who?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >new report says people have gone missing prior to the whole Jupe show going missing

                Are you by any chance, moronic my schizo friend?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember them saying that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you remember watching the movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, I must be a pants on head moron because I don't remember a throwaway line

                It’s at the beginning of the movie right before dad dies by quarter

                sounds about right. Thanks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They mention it twice you moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s at the beginning of the movie right before dad dies by quarter

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The animal behaving as an animal is a lot more realistic than being sucked up into a tight space and being eaten by a space jellyfish. Some people find more horror in realistic scenarios that potentially could happen rather than ones that are improbable. Also not seeing much leaves more to the imagination which allows the horror to truly bloom, which is why the digestion we don't see is more horrifying than the part we see them being eaten imo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just sounds like they are a bunch of NPCs. Animals killing or rampaging is simply not a new concept, such that people do it too. They sound like the exact type of people who'd freeze and look up at the alien because they don't know how to fear anything but the familiar.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >your opinion is wrong

              Suck my balls the monkey was terrifying, I would rather be one of the people at Jupes show than on set with that bloody monkey.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You are more scared by claustrophobic situations and that stuff, doesn’t mean everyone is. Case and point some people have a vore fetish, I don’t know people having a mauled by a chimp and getting their chest caved in by it’s tard rage fetish though. Your fears are not everyone’s fears.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The most horrifying part is when it briefly gets distracted and then GOES BACK to her, like I guess I have nothing better to do than gore you up some more for no reason, and you can hear the noises of fear from the girl as the chimp fixes it’s focus on her again, she can’t get up or run it just walks back over and picks up where it left off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The abduction scene was freaky to watch but not that "scary" because it's so implausible. The monkey scene is scarier because shit like that actually happens to people and it could happen to you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's impossible to get attacked by a chimpanzee when you live nowhere near chimpanzees.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when you live nowhere near chimpanzees.
                Do you think the characters in the movie lived in the jungle? People bring wild animals into civilization all the time, and sometimes they just go apeshit and start mauling people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So when you see the people fly up in its from JJ's perspective
        Thats why when JJ eats the balloon it kills him, it popped directly in his face/eye/brain.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here for the UFO, cool concept, feel like it could be a SCP, one of the old-school ones.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoyed this movie
    What race are you?
    Who did you vote for President in the last election?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot be stoopped, also can confirm the Military bases near SoCal. Seal Beach alone is enough to jump up and shoot some shit.

  51. 2 years ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid, on mah meds.)

    Camrip fricking when??

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Massive dumbass, jupe never did the alien show, he was practicing the show and using the horses he bought from the black guy as bait. The alien tricked jupe into thinking he was training the alien like a pet. A good plot hole is how OJ never noticed the screaming horses as they got eaten by the alien. Are you stupid? He even says I’ve been doing this for 6 months. The alien was jupe’s and his family’s secret.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why name it jean jacket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A theory is that Emerald never got to tame Jean Jacket, the actual horse. Her ability to overcome Jean Jacket the alien is supposed to represent her growth as a character. Keep in mind that at first she didn't seem to care about the ranch that much. But after everything she went through, and with her brother supposedly being dead, she sprang into action at the end.

      >before: wow the UFO is going to float me up, I'll see some aliens and get anal probed!
      >now: oh no oh frick oh frick I'm going to be fricking eaten FRICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK

      While it remains to be seen, if this movie sustains its popularity, Peele's fun twist to the concept of UFOs could forever affect how people perceive them. That's not to say he didn't draw from others for inspiration. H.G. Welles' War of the Worlds has aliens drinking blood from people. It's just cool that Peele took that idea to a new place and made it interesting again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Peele's fun twist to the concept of UFOs could forever affect how people perceive them
        It was a creative way to make it horrifying, and also remove the programming of thinking you've got a chance to survive if you're simply sucked into the sky. It's also really sick to think Jube would risk an entire audience's life for some pride and nostalgia, hahahahaha.
        >this thing literally eats people once sucked in lets risk making a show of it

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >before: wow the UFO is going to float me up, I'll see some aliens and get anal probed!
    >now: oh no oh frick oh frick I'm going to be fricking eaten FRICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A theory is that Emerald never got to tame Jean Jacket, the actual horse. Her ability to overcome Jean Jacket the alien is supposed to represent her growth as a character. Keep in mind that at first she didn't seem to care about the ranch that much. But after everything she went through, and with her brother supposedly being dead, she sprang into action at the end.

      [...]
      While it remains to be seen, if this movie sustains its popularity, Peele's fun twist to the concept of UFOs could forever affect how people perceive them. That's not to say he didn't draw from others for inspiration. H.G. Welles' War of the Worlds has aliens drinking blood from people. It's just cool that Peele took that idea to a new place and made it interesting again.

      This. It's a simple twist on things we've seen before but I'm surprised how well he pulled it off.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's rare to see a director actually groe in size and tend to improve in overall quality. Us was a bit of a slump but it's clear Peele is not a one trick.
    The film was solid and I actually gave a shit about what was happening. Might need a rewatch.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen Peele's other movies because idgaf about "muh racism" but saw this in a double feature with The Black Phone and it wasn't bad

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you see that new Jordan Peele film?
    >Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chimp thing is just bizarre and weird overall. You aren't going to think that its just a wild animal doing what wild animals do at first because you are most likely associating the animal to be trained and nonthreatening since its on a tv show in universe. The bizarre shoe standing straight up is also going to make it look supernatural or paranormal from how odd and jarring it is in comparison to what is currently happening on screen (a monkey is literally beating folks to death and eating them). People are going to naturally think the screen is in connection to what is currently going on in the movie, the alien, etc. Also the scene at the end where he just stops and tries to fist bump the kid makes it seem as if the chimp was in a trance. You can interpret the scene in a lot of way, it can be perceived in a lot of ways just from how you're viewing the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You aren't going to think that its just a wild animal doing what wild animals do at first because you are most likely associating the animal to be trained and nonthreatening
      Even "trained" chimps are vicious animals that will just snap and kill you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some people just aren't going to come to that conclusion at first. Just like people don't always believe a dog on a leash is going to bite if you come close to it. Any animal could snap and attack you but that conclusion or realization doesn't always dawn on people until too late because the idea of that animal being "trained" or "domesticated" brings with it the implication that there is no danger to that animal.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoyed this movie but man it asks you to suspend A LOT of disbelief
    It's a blockbuster, most blockbusters asks you to do that. At least it didn't feel like MCUshit.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jupe died because he proceeded from a false assumption.

    That it was a standard UFO that abducted horses (hence having his kids dressed up as grey aliens), and didn't want to be photographed.

    He didn't KNOW it was a dangerous space killer whale who hated Eye Contact. Everyone who thinks "Flying Saucer" thinks "Higher Intelligence", not a basic animal you cannot reason with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You still have to look at something, to know if something is there... and he did all that for six months without getting eaten somehow until the plot demands it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My impression is that he's been practicing individual abductions for the "big event". He fed the UFO horses not KNOWING he was feeding it. He made an educated guess that the UFOs didn't like to be photographed because electronics were always disabled. And he viewed it from afar because of his own trauma. He didn't dare get up close.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, the dude saw a monkey mutilate a girl. It would take him a good while to risk getting that close to the aliens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But that same logic could be applied to literally anyone. For its entire existence. Yet nobody knows about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main event had multiple things going wrong. First off the horse was not running you see jupe freak out as the horse didn’t move from the box like it had to like he practiced with the other horses before. Another wrench in the gears is the audience, they were a new element the alien was not used to.

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