>enters scene late
>mogs every other streaming service with its content
How does Apple do it?
>enters scene late. >mogs every other streaming service with its content
>enters scene late
>mogs every other streaming service with its content
How does Apple do it?
New westworld episode was good but black bird might be the only good show on
i'm liking black bird so far
does anybody know the real story? the twin brother is in on it, right?
and severance was great
Twin?
yeah, the killer's chad brother that fed on him in the womb
Westworld is on apple tv?
It's not bad, aye
Hope they mog the automotive industry as well
>mfw leaving my iHouse to get into my iCar
>go to iWork and get things done on my MacBook Pro while listening to Apple Music on my Apple AirPods Max
>tell Siri to drive me home and put on Apple TV+ for the ride
Apple isn't that popular though.
>New iCar releases
>all iCar gas stations don't work with the old iCar model
This reads like a completely out of touch boomer facebook post. Jesus Christ.
Honestly Hulu mogs every other streaming service. It has by far the most value for its price point.
not counting Amazon for the shipping
I use Starz and Prime the most because they have the most actual movies I want to watch instead of focusing almost entirely on original series that I’m largely not interested in.
Prime is the best value because you get so much more aside from the streaming like 2 day shipping, discounts, ect. Hulu is good for its price though
holy mother of shill
I like the nature shows but everything else I've seen is shit. I didn't like Greyhound. There is a ton of stuff I haven't seen, though, like See. I haven't seen See.
Check out severance
I pirated it and it was pretty good
What is this? Paying? For movies? Giving money to frickin APPLE of all companies? Jesus Christ this site really does go downhill in the summer. You kids need to go back to school.
we've grown up, earn well and all use apple now. since m1 80% of ppl from my workplace use mac at home
You get a free trial, moron.
Actually nice try applejeet, hat off
>Summer
Oh yeah becasue kids only use Cinemaphile in the summer haha they are soooooo busy during the school year that they simply cannot find the time to post. They wait till summer holidays and then post. This must be the dumbest meme I have ever seen on the internet ever. Literally sounds fricking reddit tier, frick off you are not fricking smart or funny.
>apple bad because....it just IS, ok!?!
only watchable content they have is severance.
I've seen Shining Girls, Severance and Black Bird, what else is good?
Lol it's all just wimynbait shows
Either a female lead or true crime or mystery
Severance was decent tho
Apple TV isn't worth it. My advice would be to do the free trial, binge watch Severance and whatever else you find interesting, and cancel immediately. The catalog just isn't there yet, but I do fully expect them to throw so much money at the problem that it will be worth it eventually.
>paying for content
black bird is pretty good
>release a show that has 1 hour of content stretched in 10 hours
>end on a cliffhanger
>apple tv autists: OMG BEST SHOW OF THE YEAR CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE
>repeat
That is true of all shows now
They drag EVERYTHING out so long
This is how I felt about Severance, shit should have been a movie.
I don't really know how they're going to have enough content for S2.
They have 1 good show for every 10 duds.
I watched
>serverance
>for all mankind
>black bird
What else is there?
Servant started it all, first 2 seasons were good but I didn't finish 3
Ted Lasso, which is unironically great
The Shrink Next Door
What's so good about it?
I've never heard anyone talk about Apple TV in my life
what content do they have worth watching?
Oprah Winfrey, Jon Stewart, and 3 other shows and 2 movies. You can watch all of it over a weekend. Only Apple users would pay for it.
>apple
the frick has this site turned into
Well, for starters Cinemaphile is about Television & Film
No it's fricking not lol never has been
What is it about then? Whatever your moronic ass decides is acceptable?
just be honest how new are you moron
Answer the question, my desperate-to-appear-smug friend. What's it about if not Television & Film?
answer the question moron
Not him, but I started posting on Cinemaphile in summer 2011 and the board was largely on topic and far, far less politically charged. Also a lot more sincere and not behind 50 walls of irony.
politically-charged posting about Television & Film is still on-topic
ironic posting about Television & Film is sitll on-topic
This board is still about Television & Film even if the "board culture" or whatever you want to call it has taken a turn for utter shit. Saying it's not about Televsion & Film anymore because you're a moron who OD'd on cynicism pills is just dumb, though.
>no u!
Didn't think you'd get challenged, eh? Just admit you posted something that is on it's face moronic and we'll call it a day.
good job accusing yourself fricking moron, theres only one moron that followed up a question with another question and thats you moron
Post 'moron' some more.
ok moron, answer the question moron. I know youre moronic so I need to repeat messages so your moron brain could understand
Really it’s smartphone posting that completely changed the tone of all high traffic boards. The hardcore trolls can spam garbage all day long and easily ban evade.
How do they not ban all cell phone ranges like VPNs? My carrier is always blocked because of "abuse".
T-Mobile? Same for me.
Sprint
using the internet on a phone is the worst possible user experience
i don't know how people do it regularly
>2011
That's when there was always cuck pasta and the whole notion of cucking and or being a cuck was the main topic of discussion here.
In 2011? Definitely not. All the cuck/BLACKED spam started around 2014/2015.
You just proved you weren't even hear homosexual.
Nah, I’m calling bullshit. Maybe cuck shit was big on /b/ back then, but I never really went there much. Cuck and BLACKED spam didn’t make its way to Cinemaphile until a few years later and then it was constant for like a full year. Now it’s been replaced by troony spam.
its just wall-to-wall shilling at this point. there's like a 20:1 ratio of shills to actual people.
Every time I’ve tried using an Android device, it’s been such a clunky piece of shit compared to iOS. Apple does legitimately do a lot of things better than the competition imo. Especially phones and their watches.
>and their watches
phones are hardly any better but you might as well shove a biometric tracking device up your ass
You can't reason with people who were stupid enough to get ~~*vaccinated*~~
tf does that have to do with anything, moron?
The type of homosexual who would wear a smart watch is the same type of homosexual who would take the fake vaccines
I have an Apple Watch and I'm pureblood.
Not a defib pad but a sensor for EKG similar to the Kardia device, but they're still working on it. I love all this smugposting about Apple. I used to be a smug Linux desktop user then I grew up and now I'm an enjoyer of devices that Just Work™
>pureblood
YEah frick those damn muggles amirite botfriend?
no clue what you mean. Is that a cartoon reference?
Yes. I'm referencing my favorite anime Goku. It's available for free on Amazon Prime delivery.
i didn't realize walking blindly into a nightmarish tech dystopia was growing up
based, i guess
I run a FreeBSD server, a Hackintosh'd PC, and a Thinkpad that dual boots macOS and Qubes. I can assure you I'm not walking blindly into anything, anon. Apple is just the superior user experience. Simple as.
Ahh yes, I remember that from my favorite Apple TV show, Westword.
I don't get it. W/estworld is an HBO show.
Lol so funny friend. Black person amirite?
No and you're not making any sense. Could you please start over?
Same lol, I used to be a Linux fanboy but now I’ve got the full IPad+iphone+Apple Watch ecosystem
lol so funny :DDDDD Lmao
You've never known the joy of unlocking your computer automatically with your wrist and feeling the satisfying click of the haptic feedback. The Apple Watch does 1000 things and you wont use 990 of them, but those 10 things you use are so goddamned useful you wont care who is tracking you.
>cheap and useless gimmick
I thought the same thing until I got one when they were discounted. Just being able to control Carplay from my wrist has probably saved my life a few times. Alerts on my wrist means phone stays in my pocket means less chance of dropping. Fitness tracking. Walkie-talkie feature. Messaging.
it has fitness tracking alright
they see your heart rate spike when you walk past a starbucks or apple store
next will be a defibrillator pad in the watch band
its okay to be tracked if i pay for the tracking device
The Apple TV 4K box is really good too. The best UI of any TV device hands down and will play anything with Infuse app. nVidia Shield has slightly better upscaling, though. As long as you don't get an older one with the shitty touch remote it's spectacular.
>he has a smartwatch
based consoomer-drone
I was skeptical but it’s actually pretty useful since I work an outdoors job and generally keep my phone in my backpack while working.
This, I’m not exactly a Apple fanboy but holy frick Android OS is absolute dogshit, I hate it so goddamn much
not sure what part of triggered the bot response but okay
Do you think the bot did the DDOS attack earlier? I'm pretty sure the way their generating unique IPs every post is just having a thousand sim cards on a private tower.
ipv6 has a functionally limitless amount of unique addresses and a bot would only need a couple hundred per thread.
Yeah but cloudflare can tell if you're spoofing and Cinemaphile doesn't allow VPNs.
Which means they need a "public" network with enough IPv6 addresses to send the requests to Hiroshimoot's basement.
Cheapest way to do that would be a bajillion simcards and a private tower.
>cloudflare can tell if you're spoofing
that's what they like you to think
I'm no 1337 H4XX0R but I can't get past the Cinemaphile blocks on shenanigans. I just have to wait out my bans (which is fricking torture, it's like they expect me to have a life or something).
I've not seen anyone talking about Blackfish on here, and I have to say I'm happier for it. You gays would just turn it into some cringe general.
Apple Music > Spotify Premium. Spotify’s UI is total garbage.
Infinite money
Nothing has been or will be worse than the flood of non-Americans shitting up this board since Covid lockdowns. Literally every thread is some globopleb trying to smugpost about America as-if they're not obsessed with America and there are way more of them than all the phone gays or reddit refugees combined.
ESLs have flooded every high traffic board. The majority of posters constantly discussing American politics aren’t American.
>has one or two interesting shows
>rest is vanity projects by American celebrities
>didn't even bother buying some big studio's catalog
It really fits the Apple brand
Apple TV is so good that the Apple TV shill has exactly nothing to shill except the service itself.
So basically what I'm learning from this thread is to just hide every apple thread and report for being automated?
>You've never known the joy of unlocking your computer automatically with your wrist
can't imagine selling my soul for such a cheap and useless gimmick 2bh
>mogs
what is there to watch? only decent thing ive seen from apple is first season of SENPAI
Less means more. Impressive Apple
Iirc Apple has enough shekels to just buy Disney outright, that seems like the quickest and easiest way for them to get a thicc library of content
>thicc
Black person
Amazon could also swallow Disney whole, so it's not "just".
>all these anons who aren't on 4-month free trials from Target