just realized this poster literally solves by process of elimination who smilo ren is : it's lesbian darth maul aka the only significant character not shown
It could be the doofus Mae hangs around with. She stupidly tells him her plan to turn herself in and tell the Jedi about the Sith, and then the Sith decides to show up almost immediately.
just realized this poster literally solves by process of elimination who smilo ren is : it's lesbian darth maul aka the only significant character not shown
It could be the doofus Mae hangs around with. She stupidly tells him her plan to turn herself in and tell the Jedi about the Sith, and then the Sith decides to show up almost immediately.
isn't that the dude just above the bald green chick?
This but unironically. You have to be a special kind of normie moron to keep consuming this shit. It's not so bad it's good, it's just shit. The only amusing thing about it is how fricking inept the producers and Disney as a whole are but you don't need to actually sit there consooming this fricking dreck for an hour to figure that out.
Hahaha, I'm pirating the show and watch it so I know what the 10+ grifter youtube reviews I also watch talk about and then I take their talking points and post them on Cinemaphile pretending that I'm smart for pointing out the obvious moronic plotpoints, and there's nothing you can do about it.
> evil master mastermind has foreseen this
Did he though? Mae told her buddy what she was going to do. He then called the Sith, or is the Sith himself.
>Did he though? Mae told her buddy what she was going to do. He then called the Sith, or is the Sith himself.
And in less than 10 min the antagonist got from where ever it was, to the current planet, track down the cookie, kill it, and hide before the other arrived. There's no explanation to how this happened that's a good one. The asian potion dude is a literal who in this story and it would make 0 sense if it was him. The antagonist magically knowing mae would turn good in 15 seconds is also moronic. It could be the twins mother or the lover, but not revealing herself to mae only makes sense because 4th wall audience shit to add "mystery", and even then why the frick would she be a former jedi since the antagonist hates the jedi. The script is shit and makes no fricking sense and they just make shit up to work things out so the "story" can progress (there isn't really any. It's 95% bad acting and boring dialogues and then they end the episode on a cliffhanger when things were about to get exciting). I was somewhat looking forward to a story not set around the skywalker shit but its just whatever.
nothing but the characters just walking around for 20 mins doing nothing and a pronoun joke thrown in for good measure to trigger the chuds
2/10 episode
I'm waiting for the people who shit on it to tell me what happened in it, the only thing Star Wars has been good for since TLJ is fodder for people to make jokes while shitting on it. It's literally just a setup for a punchline at this point.
Evil black sister decide to be good, and to turn herself in to the wookie master she is searching for instead of trying to kill him.
But when she gets there, wookie ded already, her evil master mastermind has foreseen this and killed wookie himself.
Then the good guys show up at wookie hut and evil master has a stare down with good sister, while evil sister, who is now good, hides.
Jedi pull out their weapons to fight evil master who just forces pushes them all away and cuts to credit.
These characters are so fricking boring. The evil black girl literally just converts to the good guys side in a 30 seconds monologue.
just realized this poster literally solves by process of elimination who smilo ren is : it's lesbian darth maul aka the only significant character not shown
>Mama Maul.
Thats worse than the asian sidekick so it will likely be true. I can even see shitty dialogue about assuming that the sith master was a "HIM"
> evil master mastermind has foreseen this
Did he though? Mae told her buddy what she was going to do. He then called the Sith, or is the Sith himself.
>evil black girl
Don't even fricking call her that, anything black in Disney is guaranteed to turn out good, wise and angelic so there's no point playing along like an idiot.
Figured that was supposed to be him. D+ makes it a pain in the butthole to actually look at the end credits, but I did and it did say Master Ki Adi Mundi.
He's not even supposed to be alive yet, Ki-Adi-Mundi was born in 93 BBY, and this is supposed to be a hundred years before Phantom Menace/Rise of the Empire right?
lmao, I love how this is the future of star wars; no one can stomach watching that shit anymore so it's just a waiting game for one of the 5 people in the world who did make it through the entire episode to reveal the moronation I hope pitch meeting covers it
We will never again be able to say "Yeah, that was alright". Anything that is released by Lucasfilm from now on will be hated to frick, even if it is good.
>*Every single star wars related media for the past 5 years flops hard and is hated by audiences* >H-hey do you think that maybe we should reconsider making a blockbuster film about a character that no one likes in a franchise that has lost all popularity? >??? What, why?
>even if it is good.
You might as well say "Even if it manages to give everyone who watches it the power of flight", both are equally realistic to happen.
Evil black sister decide to be good, and to turn herself in to the wookie master she is searching for instead of trying to kill him.
But when she gets there, wookie ded already, her evil master mastermind has foreseen this and killed wookie himself.
Then the good guys show up at wookie hut and evil master has a stare down with good sister, while evil sister, who is now good, hides.
Jedi pull out their weapons to fight evil master who just forces pushes them all away and cuts to credit.
These characters are so fricking boring. The evil black girl literally just converts to the good guys side in a 30 seconds monologue.
KK may have hurt Star Wars, but right wing manchildren buried it to the ground
>KK may have hurt Star Wars, but right wing manchildren buried it to the ground
maybe people just don't like feminist propaganda that's overtly anti-white anti-male because that's never what star wars was about or why people liked it
Your first mistake was thinking Star Wars was a male space. It is very much a unisex space that no one in charge of Star Wars remembers or cares to create. Your second mistake was thinking modern Hollywood has any talent left in its quivering bastion of sex scandals, drug addictions, and various levels of associated degeneracy.
>literally just walking with 10 seconds of lightsabers into a cliffhanger at the very end
Are you fricking kidding me
THIS is what Star Wars has turned into now? Walking Simulators?
the showrunners wife is the sith. the green alien jedi master that related to everyone involved and sent them there in the first place and covered up the murders and sister in the archives and feeding information on where to find all the jedi on these random planets decade later.
So from episode 2, Mae and Qimir go directly to Khofar, and he knows Kelnacca's location, but the Jedi go from episode 2 to Coruscant, waste a frickton of time there, before going to Khofar. The Jedi show up to Kelnacca's house moments after Mae does, despite requiring an otter to locate even locate it. Big K would be alive if they hadn't wasted time fricking around. They didn't do anything at the temple they couldn't have done over the space internet.
They said they didn't use the Volume to shoot this, but this episode had a few shots where the edges of the screen are out of focus like happens in a lot of The Mandalorian. Anyone know what causes that? I assumed it was the weird parallax shit from shooting on the Volume, because I've never seen it in other shows or movies. Is it just bad camera work?
The pronoun shit that screener viewers mentioned from this episode was a nothingburger. Osha calls the otter thing "he" then says "or they?" because she doesn't know what the frick it is. Then Yord, who knows him and speaks understands his language, always calls him "he" the rest of the episode.
This so much this. We have always used the singular they to refer to individuals, we have always celebrated Juneteenth, we have always been at war with Eastasia.
But it was used in a way that makes me feel like weirdo trannies would get mad. Almost like a SNL "It's Pat" skit. People don't refer to Pat as "they" to respect Pat, they say it because they're confused and don't know what it is. I worked with a weirdo troony for a few days before I quit. I only referred to it by name because I just didn't know what the frick it was.
>We have always used the singular they to refer to individuals
We have though. >I have no idea what they are talking about.
People just never used "they" as a personal pronoun which is dumb as frick.
I hate trannies and will never watch this garbage.
But calling a singular person "they" when you don't their gender has been a thing for as long as I can remember. Eg >We don't know who's going to be the new boss but they'll have a hell of a job to turn the company around
Juneteenth is well established as a new holiday that was only celebrated by smaller black communities in the past.
And media journalists being moronic isn't 1984. Authoritarianism where you're tortured and imprisoned for wrongthink is very different from the media criticising you for not agreeing with them and you'd have to be moronic to conflate the two.
Spouting such moronation just makes all of us look as dumb as you
Zippermouth is listed in the credits as "The Stranger" (stunt double). That's what you call it when you sit on your fap hand until it goes numb, so when you beat off it feels like someone else's hand.
I didn't catch who directed this episode. They're trying to stop someone from killing again, but there was no sense of urgency. People kept stopping to talk to each other. Can't they walk and talk at the same time? Felt like they were trying to stretch 10 minutes of story into 35 min. And then something finally happens, and bam, end credits.
>stretch 10 minutes of story into 35 min
The episode is actually 28 minutes with 7 minutes of credits. And in the first 27 minutes and 30 seconds literally nothing happens. I'm not even kidding. They're just walking and talking about nothing substantial at all. Then in the last 30 seconds something cool might actually happen and they run the credits. Tune in next week where the next episode 100% won't pick up directly after last episode and will probably be a flashback that introduces a (new) character (smilo ren) and their origin story to become a sith
>literally nothing happens. I'm not even kidding. They're just walking and talking about nothing substantial at all
This is the sign of a female dominated production, the same thing you see in modern comics. Endless talking and nothing happens
The cultural vandalism continues. It's all done intentionally. Don't forget that. They WANT to destroy every popular and iconic franchise loved by white males. The elites are waging a cultural, psychological war against Western men.
What a classically bad cliffhanger ending after an episode that mostly accomplishes nothing. I've been as charitable as I possibly can be to this tripe but good god, poor form. This should've been a double-feature.
I don't know how to explain it but the show just doesn't feel paced right.
The ending is supposed to be a cliffhanger, but it just feels wrong? As if it ended just after it was supposed to or just before it?
like all other shows I've seen clips of they write mystery box shit but completely blow their load in the same episode the new mystery is introduced. The reveal of the twin was done in the first episode, what the frick is that about? It reminded me of the batwoman show where Kate and Alice are not only revealed to be sisters, but Alice knows Kate is batwoman in Episode 2 I think (might even be end of episode 1) and they're meeting each other to talk about it on rooftops with no disguise in Episode 3. There were 20 episodes I think in the season, and they burned through multiple different plotlines because they kept doing the same shit
The writers aren't clever enough to make this a deliberate decision to frick with and insult the intelligence of the watching audience this much. It has to be a case of them thinking that when they watched something, this is what they needed so that they wouldn't drop a show, and they figure everyone needs these plotlines tied up within the same episode so they carry on watching.
>The writers aren't clever enough
No I think that's the primary issue. They were told (murder) mystery show, and so they just keep introducing a "mystery" and then resolving it within the same, or the next episode. No one stopped and thought, "wait a minute, what if we wait to reveal to keep some air of mystery and suspense from episode to episode"
They are just incompetent.
I don't think that "evil twin" is a good twist nowadays. And current plot is structured in such way that there is no point in making a big secret out of it. They need to rewrite this already not so clever plot just to make it work.
Why did they copy the Kylo Ren helmet so hard even down to the cracks where it's been mended or whatever? It looks so dumb and lazy. This Sith is such a tryhard edgelord it's embarrassing to witness. And why did he turn his head so fast like he's a bird? Inexplicable and cringe.
Without Lucas there to tell him "No.", gayloni did what he always wanted to do. This is why Ahsoka was character assassinated and why Sabine became a jedi.
I realized something. Disney Plus shows would almost all work better as a video game than a TV series. It's boring to watch the heroes of a TV show run through a bunch of bad guys with no difficulty and never take any serious losses... but make it a video game? Instead you're controlling those three characters, you've leveled them up and min maxed all their abilities, you're personally controlling their attacks, and you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment at being able to mow down a bunch of stormtroopers with ease, because you're in control.
next episode evil twin will somehow get the master to sacrifice himself so she will have completed the task of killing a jedi without a weapon
the writing is that bad that you can see it coming so hard
I'm an enjoyer of star wars, and this was putrid dogshit, I cannot justify watching more than the first episode.
Kenobi was dogshit
Mandalorian became dogshit
Book of Boba fett was ass cancer
Andor was the only good thing to happen to star wars since the 1980s
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
The first moments of the TFA trailer was Boyega standing up into frame on the dune, sweating like a motherfricker. I was a jumpscare. Many people had your same reaction.
>why would you do that to yourself?
I am a wagecuck in a 3rd world country. Pirating these shitty shows and posting about in their respective threads on Cinemaphile is the peak amounts of dopamine I get in my miserable life
They never went extinct, but the plan was to make it appear they did. Darth Bane tricked the rest of the Sith into getting killed and instituted the Rule of 2 to grow their power until they could destroy the Jedi.
Then why are you still watching it? Can someone please enlighten me because I simply cannot fathom the mindset of someone who willingly participates in activities they “hate” purely to tell everyone how much they hate them. I think yellow cheese is an abomination unto mankind and would never even dream of eating it for every meal to tell people how awful it was
just realized this poster literally solves by process of elimination who smilo ren is : it's lesbian darth maul aka the only significant character not shown
It could be the doofus Mae hangs around with. She stupidly tells him her plan to turn herself in and tell the Jedi about the Sith, and then the Sith decides to show up almost immediately.
isn't that the dude just above the bald green chick?
What the frick are you talking about?
??? what is this moronation
Dooku is Vader
Why the frick would that matter?
>LOOK GUYS IM WATCHING SHITTY STAR WARS CONTENT IRONCIALLY IN 2024, IM SO FUNNY AND RELEVANT
>LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
meds
He's not wrong. It went to shit long ago.
this. stop hate watching and adding to Disneys viewership
imagine not pirating literally everything in the year of our lord 2024
I don't even want this shit ironically anymore
This but unironically. You have to be a special kind of normie moron to keep consuming this shit. It's not so bad it's good, it's just shit. The only amusing thing about it is how fricking inept the producers and Disney as a whole are but you don't need to actually sit there consooming this fricking dreck for an hour to figure that out.
Hahaha, I'm pirating the show and watch it so I know what the 10+ grifter youtube reviews I also watch talk about and then I take their talking points and post them on Cinemaphile pretending that I'm smart for pointing out the obvious moronic plotpoints, and there's nothing you can do about it.
False flag post, if you were truly a youtube consumer you’d simply watch the plethora of react streams to get a synopsis instead of pirating.
I have no idea wtf you are trying to say
And furthermore, checked
Okay, who watched it? Give us the qrd.
haven't watched a single episode but i listened to a podcast with someone who's seen ep4
they go to the wookie planet and fight smilo the end
>listened to a podcast
Ngmi
>Did he though? Mae told her buddy what she was going to do. He then called the Sith, or is the Sith himself.
And in less than 10 min the antagonist got from where ever it was, to the current planet, track down the cookie, kill it, and hide before the other arrived. There's no explanation to how this happened that's a good one. The asian potion dude is a literal who in this story and it would make 0 sense if it was him. The antagonist magically knowing mae would turn good in 15 seconds is also moronic. It could be the twins mother or the lover, but not revealing herself to mae only makes sense because 4th wall audience shit to add "mystery", and even then why the frick would she be a former jedi since the antagonist hates the jedi. The script is shit and makes no fricking sense and they just make shit up to work things out so the "story" can progress (there isn't really any. It's 95% bad acting and boring dialogues and then they end the episode on a cliffhanger when things were about to get exciting). I was somewhat looking forward to a story not set around the skywalker shit but its just whatever.
nothing but the characters just walking around for 20 mins doing nothing and a pronoun joke thrown in for good measure to trigger the chuds
2/10 episode
I'm waiting for the people who shit on it to tell me what happened in it, the only thing Star Wars has been good for since TLJ is fodder for people to make jokes while shitting on it. It's literally just a setup for a punchline at this point.
>fight
no they just ignite their laser swords and it ends
meant for
laser keys janglin
Evil black sister decide to be good, and to turn herself in to the wookie master she is searching for instead of trying to kill him.
But when she gets there, wookie ded already, her evil master mastermind has foreseen this and killed wookie himself.
Then the good guys show up at wookie hut and evil master has a stare down with good sister, while evil sister, who is now good, hides.
Jedi pull out their weapons to fight evil master who just forces pushes them all away and cuts to credit.
These characters are so fricking boring. The evil black girl literally just converts to the good guys side in a 30 seconds monologue.
Also the evil smilo guy is strongly hinted to be moronic asian ezra miller side kick, but that's so obvious it's probably a red herring.
see
It's either him or Mama Maul.
>Mama Maul.
Thats worse than the asian sidekick so it will likely be true. I can even see shitty dialogue about assuming that the sith master was a "HIM"
> evil master mastermind has foreseen this
Did he though? Mae told her buddy what she was going to do. He then called the Sith, or is the Sith himself.
>fourth episode
>MC already defects
Here's your Sith show, bro.
>fourth episode
>MC already defects
At least she held on until the fourth episode. I think it took 3 missions for her to defect in Battlefront 2.
>evil black girl
Don't even fricking call her that, anything black in Disney is guaranteed to turn out good, wise and angelic so there's no point playing along like an idiot.
Master Forehead from Phantom Menace ("but the Sith have been extinct for a millenium" guy) is in it.
Figured that was supposed to be him. D+ makes it a pain in the butthole to actually look at the end credits, but I did and it did say Master Ki Adi Mundi.
He's not even supposed to be alive yet, Ki-Adi-Mundi was born in 93 BBY, and this is supposed to be a hundred years before Phantom Menace/Rise of the Empire right?
Not canon chud
It's McGonnagal all over again
Next ep will be 9 jedi vs 1 sith it will be a killing spree
Yeah, lots of unnamed Jedi to kill. The mains will probably make it out alive. One tv spot shows Smilo's helmet on the ground too.
lmao, I love how this is the future of star wars; no one can stomach watching that shit anymore so it's just a waiting game for one of the 5 people in the world who did make it through the entire episode to reveal the moronation
I hope pitch meeting covers it
Watching people shitting on it is more entertaining.
QRD?
I'm not going to waste braincels watching this tripe
Introduced wookie jedi and pronouns
We will never again be able to say "Yeah, that was alright". Anything that is released by Lucasfilm from now on will be hated to frick, even if it is good.
somehow i don't think you have to worry about that contingency
You don't think the Pakistani woman who directed episodes 4 & 5 of Ms. Marvel can win back the fans with her Rey movie?
>woman
>*Every single star wars related media for the past 5 years flops hard and is hated by audiences*
>H-hey do you think that maybe we should reconsider making a blockbuster film about a character that no one likes in a franchise that has lost all popularity?
>??? What, why?
I plan on review bombing every episode and I haven't even seen it.
Star Wars has been dead since 1999.
They spend 180 million on this show and its less interesting than the average Xena episode. Its dull as frick.
>even if it is good.
You might as well say "Even if it manages to give everyone who watches it the power of flight", both are equally realistic to happen.
I waiting for actual critics who repeat the words "woke" and "dogshit" over and over again before I form an opinion
>oh no nerds that didn't sellout but make a day job of shitting on corporate disney shit
yep good for them
>but first let's talk about Raid Shadow Legends
Good morning saar I waiting faar Disney cheeck
based ryan, gary and jeremy, the last saviors of kino
Not really necessary when everything Disney produces is woke and dogshit.
Gary is the most genuine and authentic pop-culture critic alive today tho
what was he even in prison for? let me guess, being a white man in Joe Biden's America
>disnoid shill is an esl
I take it you also think Lando debuted in ANH?
Lando debuted in Solo
>SMILO REN FLOATED DOWN WTF I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THE FORCE CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE FLY WTF CHILDHOOD RUINED WORST POS EVER WTF?!?!
People seem to be more annoyed at this
than this
KK may have hurt Star Wars, but right wing manchildren buried it to the ground
>KK may have hurt Star Wars, but right wing manchildren buried it to the ground
maybe people just don't like feminist propaganda that's overtly anti-white anti-male because that's never what star wars was about or why people liked it
No denying, but when the worst thing about the episode is apparently "They fly now" makes me think "grow the frick up"
how many more years before women grow up and stop making male spaces lame and gay,
rhetorical question
hell how about showing some respect at least
Your first mistake was thinking Star Wars was a male space. It is very much a unisex space that no one in charge of Star Wars remembers or cares to create. Your second mistake was thinking modern Hollywood has any talent left in its quivering bastion of sex scandals, drug addictions, and various levels of associated degeneracy.
>KK may have hurt Star Wars, but right wing manchildren buried it to the ground
We did it chuds! Let's celebrate!
ill wait until the YT "grifters" give me the rundown of this episode.
>people still consume way overpriced mcdonals
>people still watching slop wars in 2024
>literally just walking with 10 seconds of lightsabers into a cliffhanger at the very end
Are you fricking kidding me
THIS is what Star Wars has turned into now? Walking Simulators?
Very expensive walking simulators!
don't you dare disrespect walking simulators by comparing them to star wars
trannies love their walking simulators for some reason
20million usd per ep
t. media illiterate
this was a horribly paced episode with awful dialogue. then when something maybe cool will happen it ended. this was way worse than the last episode
The wookiee was literally the only thing I was excited for in this show and he just dies off screen without doing a single thing. OK
the gay looking one with the furbump hairhawk hair?
In the end they will show Plagueis or do something controversial
Honestly, kind of hope it's something controversial, just so I can watch all the moronic people try to come up with defenses for it.
>something controversial
Have you been living under a rock? Name one (1) controversial thing Disney has done with star wars
they really just doing kotor 2 plot to hunt down jedi that wronged kreia on different planets.
Do you guys think the chink guy is the sith master it looks too weak
the showrunners wife is the sith. the green alien jedi master that related to everyone involved and sent them there in the first place and covered up the murders and sister in the archives and feeding information on where to find all the jedi on these random planets decade later.
Maybe, but that would piss off the people who actually read the books that take place 100 years before the show, since she's in those.
moron, her wife is the one that will use a lightsaber whip
zipper face is a fake sith apprentice and the ezra homosexual.
It will be a real Sith but it will get covered up or everyone who knows will die.
I know it's just a single frame, but that looks on par with cheap 80s vfx.
it's like Jonny mnemonic!
I thought they ended the flash show?
He's a red herring, its probably one of the moms
How so?
So from episode 2, Mae and Qimir go directly to Khofar, and he knows Kelnacca's location, but the Jedi go from episode 2 to Coruscant, waste a frickton of time there, before going to Khofar. The Jedi show up to Kelnacca's house moments after Mae does, despite requiring an otter to locate even locate it. Big K would be alive if they hadn't wasted time fricking around. They didn't do anything at the temple they couldn't have done over the space internet.
Post yfw the Sith is about to kill Osha and you hear "Not alone, you are" and Yoda appears
They purposely didn't tell the High Council about this mission so the senate wouldn't find out. They've already said Yoda isn't in the series.
>They've already said Yoda isn't in the series.
He's too busy cleaning the house & waiting for his husband to come home
the power one 1s
the pwer of 2s
the power of doubleeeeees
pair of jacks. Mr Bond has the high hand
a straight flush. Mr. LeChiffre wins.
I just force dubbed
I love how in Star Wars you can do the most evil things imaginable but then just decide you're a good guy now and everyone is just like "kewl"
They said they didn't use the Volume to shoot this, but this episode had a few shots where the edges of the screen are out of focus like happens in a lot of The Mandalorian. Anyone know what causes that? I assumed it was the weird parallax shit from shooting on the Volume, because I've never seen it in other shows or movies. Is it just bad camera work?
The pronoun shit that screener viewers mentioned from this episode was a nothingburger. Osha calls the otter thing "he" then says "or they?" because she doesn't know what the frick it is. Then Yord, who knows him and speaks understands his language, always calls him "he" the rest of the episode.
Jabba has been a hermaphrodite since the old EU
Yes I know.
He can go frick himself.
I figured they reproduce like Mogwai.
That was based on actual, literal slimy slugs that crawl upon earth right now, not xhem/xheirs.
This so much this. We have always used the singular they to refer to individuals, we have always celebrated Juneteenth, we have always been at war with Eastasia.
But it was used in a way that makes me feel like weirdo trannies would get mad. Almost like a SNL "It's Pat" skit. People don't refer to Pat as "they" to respect Pat, they say it because they're confused and don't know what it is. I worked with a weirdo troony for a few days before I quit. I only referred to it by name because I just didn't know what the frick it was.
doubleplusgood post right here
Cope. It was just the niggress unsure of what gender he was because he was some weird alien.
Non-deranged trannies people would say he or she, not he or they.
>We have always used the singular they to refer to individuals
We have though.
>I have no idea what they are talking about.
People just never used "they" as a personal pronoun which is dumb as frick.
I hate trannies and will never watch this garbage.
But calling a singular person "they" when you don't their gender has been a thing for as long as I can remember. Eg
>We don't know who's going to be the new boss but they'll have a hell of a job to turn the company around
Juneteenth is well established as a new holiday that was only celebrated by smaller black communities in the past.
And media journalists being moronic isn't 1984. Authoritarianism where you're tortured and imprisoned for wrongthink is very different from the media criticising you for not agreeing with them and you'd have to be moronic to conflate the two.
Spouting such moronation just makes all of us look as dumb as you
They got chinamen jedis now? Man this Disney shit cray cray yawll
Zippermouth is listed in the credits as "The Stranger" (stunt double). That's what you call it when you sit on your fap hand until it goes numb, so when you beat off it feels like someone else's hand.
>who is Smilo Ren
I mean, it's a bit obvious.
>a literal who is the antagonist ist all along
I'm tired..
It's going to get even better when they reveal this guy has a master, too.
I didn't catch who directed this episode. They're trying to stop someone from killing again, but there was no sense of urgency. People kept stopping to talk to each other. Can't they walk and talk at the same time? Felt like they were trying to stretch 10 minutes of story into 35 min. And then something finally happens, and bam, end credits.
>stretch 10 minutes of story into 35 min
The episode is actually 28 minutes with 7 minutes of credits. And in the first 27 minutes and 30 seconds literally nothing happens. I'm not even kidding. They're just walking and talking about nothing substantial at all. Then in the last 30 seconds something cool might actually happen and they run the credits. Tune in next week where the next episode 100% won't pick up directly after last episode and will probably be a flashback that introduces a (new) character (smilo ren) and their origin story to become a sith
>literally nothing happens. I'm not even kidding. They're just walking and talking about nothing substantial at all
This is the sign of a female dominated production, the same thing you see in modern comics. Endless talking and nothing happens
What about the Sith attack on the Wookiee?
I didn't realize it was actually him until I saw the credits. Can't believe he forgot about the one time Master Squidgame encountered a sith lord
Hey, Luke Skywalker forgot about his encounter with a Sith Inquisitor when he was a kid, so it's all par for the course.
Why are the Jedi robes different?
they change their fashion
>20+ years since TPM
>Mundi makeup and costume looks like it's from the 60's
Bravo Disney
mundi wasn't even born in that timeline
We know that but the costume and makeup for him is fricking awful here
Yeah but that's mundi, according to the credits
The cultural vandalism continues. It's all done intentionally. Don't forget that. They WANT to destroy every popular and iconic franchise loved by white males. The elites are waging a cultural, psychological war against Western men.
People want Good Escapism not some SJW Feminist show for that you have real life
The sith lord is a woman right? The head is to big and the shoulders to small for a dude
Episode 4 was even better than Episode 3. Acolyte is shaping up to be the best Star Wars content since The Last Jedi
What a classically bad cliffhanger ending after an episode that mostly accomplishes nothing. I've been as charitable as I possibly can be to this tripe but good god, poor form. This should've been a double-feature.
I don't know how to explain it but the show just doesn't feel paced right.
The ending is supposed to be a cliffhanger, but it just feels wrong? As if it ended just after it was supposed to or just before it?
The whole pace is wrong, the entire plot feels like it could be a nice 2 hour movie if they wanted it to be
like all other shows I've seen clips of they write mystery box shit but completely blow their load in the same episode the new mystery is introduced. The reveal of the twin was done in the first episode, what the frick is that about? It reminded me of the batwoman show where Kate and Alice are not only revealed to be sisters, but Alice knows Kate is batwoman in Episode 2 I think (might even be end of episode 1) and they're meeting each other to talk about it on rooftops with no disguise in Episode 3. There were 20 episodes I think in the season, and they burned through multiple different plotlines because they kept doing the same shit
The writers aren't clever enough to make this a deliberate decision to frick with and insult the intelligence of the watching audience this much. It has to be a case of them thinking that when they watched something, this is what they needed so that they wouldn't drop a show, and they figure everyone needs these plotlines tied up within the same episode so they carry on watching.
>The writers aren't clever enough
No I think that's the primary issue. They were told (murder) mystery show, and so they just keep introducing a "mystery" and then resolving it within the same, or the next episode. No one stopped and thought, "wait a minute, what if we wait to reveal to keep some air of mystery and suspense from episode to episode"
They are just incompetent.
I don't think that "evil twin" is a good twist nowadays. And current plot is structured in such way that there is no point in making a big secret out of it. They need to rewrite this already not so clever plot just to make it work.
In a regular tv show, the moment the sith master arrives would have been the middle of the episode
We need more Dafne Keen i feel sorry for her for being part of this trash show she deserves much better
This show has to be a money laundering front, there's no way this cost 180 million to produce.
HOLY MOTHERFRICKING KINOOOOOOO!
r/AsianMasculinity bros, we fricking WON!
Why did they copy the Kylo Ren helmet so hard even down to the cracks where it's been mended or whatever? It looks so dumb and lazy. This Sith is such a tryhard edgelord it's embarrassing to witness. And why did he turn his head so fast like he's a bird? Inexplicable and cringe.
probably reused the same props to save up on costs
tfw unzips the mask and it's a triplet
that force throw looked so goofy.
zero weight to it at all.
No way this shit is this bad
MWAAMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is that bad, but this is considered good?
it isn't.
It was consider more mixed, but I mostly just heard it was boring.
>but this is considered good?
by whom? drooling morons (aka Disney fans)?
Without Lucas there to tell him "No.", gayloni did what he always wanted to do. This is why Ahsoka was character assassinated and why Sabine became a jedi.
I realized something. Disney Plus shows would almost all work better as a video game than a TV series. It's boring to watch the heroes of a TV show run through a bunch of bad guys with no difficulty and never take any serious losses... but make it a video game? Instead you're controlling those three characters, you've leveled them up and min maxed all their abilities, you're personally controlling their attacks, and you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment at being able to mow down a bunch of stormtroopers with ease, because you're in control.
that wasn't good, though.
>good
who ever said it was good?
Why are the lightsabers so wide? They look like fricking toys
>Why are the lightsabers so wide?
because they are physically there now. no longer are they CGI'ed in.
I absolutely hate Disney lightsabers
>I absolutely hate Disney lightsabers
the ones you get from disneyworld that you build yourself are actually pretty cool.
but you can get the same thing online from a half dozen indy companies.
I'd really rather not go shopping for a toy lightsaber
>I'd really rather not go shopping for a toy lightsaber
"toy" and realistic hilt and blade are two different things.
you can get the toy ones as well for cheaper lol
the sith lord who laughs
>not darth who laughs
It looks fricking shit, lads
Have Amalda and Dafeen kissed and fondled yet?
next episode evil twin will somehow get the master to sacrifice himself so she will have completed the task of killing a jedi without a weapon
the writing is that bad that you can see it coming so hard
>himself
you know it will be a woman, and probably her lesbian mother - that's the big reveal
I meant the korean jedi master
Weaponless kill = Force choke.
Sigh somehow it got woker
Why is Ki Adi Mundi in there instead of Plo Koon?
The was a lady of Plo Koon's race there.
I'm an enjoyer of star wars, and this was putrid dogshit, I cannot justify watching more than the first episode.
Kenobi was dogshit
Mandalorian became dogshit
Book of Boba fett was ass cancer
Andor was the only good thing to happen to star wars since the 1980s
Damn Book of Bobba was so fricking trash I forgot it existed
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
The first moments of the TFA trailer was Boyega standing up into frame on the dune, sweating like a motherfricker. I was a jumpscare. Many people had your same reaction.
You just replied to a stale copypasta.
i still would absolutely have sexo with Amaldadada or whatever her name is
sad
smilo's lightsaber doesn't even sound like a saber when it ignites. it sounds like some kind of engine
Any webm requests?
>that's crazy bro, I remember the sith from like 100 years ago
interesting since he shouldn't even be born yet when this show happens
>interesting since he shouldn't even be born yet when this show happens
Ki-Adi Mundi returned?
>tfw I am watching this shit over penultimate episode of Dark Matter cause Cinemaphile isnt bothered with watching it
We aren't watching this shit, why would you do that to yourself?
>why would you do that to yourself?
I am a wagecuck in a 3rd world country. Pirating these shitty shows and posting about in their respective threads on Cinemaphile is the peak amounts of dopamine I get in my miserable life
Are the siths not known to the Jedi yet in that era?
Literally a thousand years of no sith
I am not familiar with the lore, when did the Jedi first make Sith go extinct
They do it like every 1000 years then forget about the sith right before they come back for some reason
There was a big sith civil war, almost all sith died only one survived
I read the comics and books, it wasn't civil at all
Good joke, bro
They never went extinct, but the plan was to make it appear they did. Darth Bane tricked the rest of the Sith into getting killed and instituted the Rule of 2 to grow their power until they could destroy the Jedi.
>it somehow gets worse ahahah
Then why are you still watching it? Can someone please enlighten me because I simply cannot fathom the mindset of someone who willingly participates in activities they “hate” purely to tell everyone how much they hate them. I think yellow cheese is an abomination unto mankind and would never even dream of eating it for every meal to tell people how awful it was
No one is watching it, we're just watching the ship burn from a distance
I haven't watched, played or consumed anything SW related since TLJ.
ok
Post more webms friends.
There's a reason why there aren't many webms
Any particular requests?
Dumb stuff from any of the episodes. I haven't watched it.
Somehow it got even worse.