>Well I Wikipedia that and you Wikipedia can't!
>Oh let me Wikipedia here and Wikipedia there!
>Wikipedia this! I am the Wikipedia!
>I did Wikipedia and you are no Wikipedia.
>WHO CRINGED!? YOU DECIDE!
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Who are the people in the picture supposed to be
jefferson and some black guy from before the civil war we learned about in history but I don't give enough of a frick to remember his name or what he did or any detail about him other than he was black and against slavery
This shit sucked even back in the day. Same with the college kids who made stupid meals and wrapped everything in bacon
bacon is legit epic as frick i iz confused at wut u mean
>wrapped everything in bacon
Oy vey!
Ironically he was israeli.
I still remember being in college in 2012 and people on my dorm floor kept trying to recreate those insane bacon dishes from Epic Meal Time, I kind of miss it.
none of that rhymed you failed the test
There are rap meme videos not a fricking history book
FIRST SECRETARY OF STATE, VP NUMBER TWO, NOT TO MENTION THIRD PRESIDENT
THE FRICK YOU'D DO?
>Epic Rap Battles of History
So basically 'Hamilton'?
Spit some bars right now homie.
Let's see how good you are.
Give me two characters and tell me which one I am
Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson
you are Thomas Jefferson, go.
>Well I Wikipedia that and you Wikipedia can't!
>Oh let me Wikipedia here and Wikipedia there!
>Wikipedia this! I am the Wikipedia!
>I did Wikipedia and you are no Wikipedia.
Neither Frederick Douglas nor Thomas Jefferson lived in a time period where Wikipedia existed.
F, see me after class
rap battles didn't exist back then either. you aren't my mom and I'm not showing up for detention.
the framing of the rap battle is accepted fiction in order for the exchange to take place but the content within that framing has to at least try to refer to the contestants or their context.
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of this class and I'm signing you up for summer school this instant.
Oh I’m Frederick Douglass and I’m here to say,
Thomas Jefferson is a Black person, and he’s gay,
Clap your hands in the air like you just don’t care.
Kek, why am I only able to laugh at stupid shit like this in my middle age? The last thing I laughed out loud at was "black guy sucking on my dick I'm gay" to the tune of Blackbird from cum town.
Brain turned to mush from too much wageslaving. Many such cases. Me too.
I started my own handyman company when I turned 30 after working for plumbing companies for ten years. I'm way less stressed out and I'm starting to make as much money as I was before. Try to break free dude it's worth the struggle. You can't put a price on being your own boss. I honestly think it's less to do with my brain turning to mush than me regaining some of my childhood sense of wonder.
I’m still watching youtube poops in my 30’s and I crack up from hearing sentence mixing of characters speaking in reverse and calling each other homosexuals
I WAS THE PRESIDENT
WHO THE HELL WERE YOU?
I SIGNED A DECLARATION
ESCAPED THE CROWN RULE
I'M A FOUNDING FATHER
SO YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR DADDY
CIVIL RIGHTS HUH?
I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR TRANNIES
>I was the president, the secretary, the minister to France
>You're just a broke ex-slave who's too fat to fricking dance
>you think your friendship with Lincoln will give you a high mark?
>so fricking black, Lewis and Clark couldn't find you in the dark
>Got fricked up on wine, went to King George, and bought the Bridge
>Hey Douglas, here's a joke: it's called "Women's Suffrage"
>Am I supposed to be compared to homie who can't afford a pair of shoes?
>You better sit down, and shut up, or just like Louisiana I'll purchase you
Pretty good.
>homie you look like a fake Morgan Freeman
>Black ass is three-fifths cause you ain't a free man
>Got broken bucks in my stable sucking down my semen
>You think you hard? I'm out here committing treason
>Im Deist, finna interrupt your congregation
>White Hemmings, Black Hemmings, I call that desegregation
>My picture on money, they call me Big Denomination
>You got homies rapping Hamilton
>I got homies out here capping Hamilton
>I'd say I whipped you but I can sed the damage done
>And you a spearchucker without a javelin
I GOTTA FUND BAND IN YOUR BASKIN ROBERTS
YOU GOT NONE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT
kek, it's kino!
Please for the love of God stop spamming your garbage and replying to yourself
funded
based
cringe
Sounds like a Cinemaphile thread
>EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY
>JANNY
>VERSUS
>AAAAAAANOOOOOOON
>BEGIN!
Try this one,OP.
?feature=shared
I'm partial to this
A few of them are actually pretty fricking solid and even the bad one usually still have some good bars.
Like the newer one godzilla and kong looks absolutely terrible because beyond amateur CG but
>How did dropping of Empire feel?
>You're like Jussie Smollett cept this beatdown is real
Like jesus christ I was fricking rolling.
This shit is still going? One of my friends showed me one of their videos over 10 years ago and I've never watched any it after that.
DUDE HAMILTON
AMERICAN HISTORY BUT GAY AND BLACK
They had some gay ones but also some kino ones. Their new Godzilla vs King Kong one was pretty good and had a lot of deep references for people into both series.
ERB is cringe in a sincere way that I don't think younger zoomers and gen alpha can get.
YOU WROTE A LITTLE BOOK GOT EM FIRED UP