The truly discriminating viewer knows to hate everything in advance and get your opinion out there first. You wouldn't want other people to actually watch it and form their own opinions.
The outrage YouTubers who cater to Cinemaphile and Reddit seething are on standby to make minor adjustments to their anti woke rant videos and upload as soon as they see the popular epic dark web's opinion and upload.
As much as I'm okay with toddler Leia, I can't defend any chase or action scenes involving her. That little girl looks 5 years old max and it's ridiculous.
They can try to get their kids into it, but their kids are just on their phones watching fast paced TikToks while it's on and mom and dad are pretending to smile and think they are imprinting positive memories for their children while being entirely absent.
this show, probably more so than any other Star Wars media ever to exist, is blatantly not made for children. It’s the least kid friendly Star Wars shit i’ve ever seen and it tries so hard to be gritty and dark
Ridiculous. 10 year olds can't run fast and they're incredibly easy to catch, that is assuming they aren't frozen like a deer in headlights when you approach them. You can only stretch suspension of disbelief so far and this show is constantly asking too much of you. I can buy space aliens and how fast space travel is, thats all fine, but a 10 year old out running full of grown adults is just silly
I hate knocking the actress for being a little girl but she's way smaller than most 10 year olds. Yeah she can act okay but shit that tap water diet is making her age 4 years in 10.
>she's way smaller than most 10 year olds.
She is. I thought she was 5-6yo until someone told her age in another thread. She also talks like a 5yo, she don't act, she only repeats things people tell her to say. It's fricking annoying but not the girl's fault. The whole casting in this show is shit.
>she's way smaller than most 10 year olds.
She is. I thought she was 5-6yo until someone told her age in another thread. She also talks like a 5yo, she don't act, she only repeats things people tell her to say. It's fricking annoying but not the girl's fault. The whole casting in this show is shit.
I was literally babysitting my friends 5 year old when I saw this shit and she is bigger than this kid. I bet her insufferable LA parents raised her Vegan. I know so many California Zoomers that have multiple food allergies because their scumbag parents raised them on vegetarian shit
Disney should have just doubled down and shot in the same forests where every single episode of Stargate was filmed. The sense that Sam and Jack might step out of the bushes and shoot the bad guys would be better than the episode itself.
really? you found all the shit with leia in episode 2 tolerable?
When are you dipshits going to realize you're watching tv made for literal small children?
This scene isn't aimed at you, it's aimed at little kids self-inserting into running away from the aliens
what fricking kids want to imagine themselves running away from aliens? kids want to pretend to be luke or han solo, no one wants to be a little girl who can't do shit
Leia chase scenes were moronic and I just checked my phone during those. Everything else to that point was fine other than Moses can't fricking act and it's embarrassing watching her try to be badass.
i dunno man. i think the leia shit in ep 2 was too significant to ignore. everything else just plays out incredibly conveniently and everyone's a moron. i dunno how you could watch it unironically
I watch it hopefully. Chow's Mando episodes are good, Mando overall is good, BoBF was hot garbage so it's a mixed bag of maybe there will something good in this.
not him but i've seen enough animated disney wars to know the second i saw a little girl in trouble to skip the next scene. i've seen this shit so many times thank fricking god grogu is a puppet and can't act on his own or there would be so much of that shit in mando
I heard it was supposed to one the of the inbetween movies like Rogue One except disney shat the bed on star wars movies so they switched gears to the small screen, also covid
Remember to coonsum the next thing as advertised here!
How is it that the show is so fricking ugly and badly shot? It even has the same cinematographer as the original Oldboy. Did the guy just hit his head too hard and forget how to do his job?
Bets on what'll happen this episode? Will obiwan continue to be a wimp? Will vader impotently seethe over the fact he was too scared of some flames? Will the Grand Inquisitor return or is he never going to appear again? Will there be even more canon breaking events and other stupid shit? Tune in to find out!
15 minutes until disappointment, friends. I'm annoyed by dumb little brother complex shit today so maybe some Anakin angst can be relatable if it happens.
I've been browsing this website since 2006. I'm probably older than a good portion of you kids. And the truth is I fricking hate every single one of you.
The one proof to me that there IS a God and that he loves us, is that the moronic mouth breathers who post on this board have absolutely no influence on the game industry whatsoever. It's most likely because most of you guys are poor as frick and live with your parents if you're not straight up underaged, meaning that no matter how many shitty opinions you post on this website, none of it will ever have any meaningful impact on the game industry. Because you can't even afford to buy video games. If every person was like Cinemaphileirgins, the video game industry would die within a month because no one would buy or play video games. You'd all just post moronic fricking meme opinions on the internet. Studios would shut down, Steam would close up shop, the big three console devs would just hang up their hats. Instead, people who aren't fricking morons like you guys actually go out and support well designed games like this one. And thank Jesus for that shit. How else do you think Doom 3 was such an abject failure that Doom 4 got cancelled, and only out of the passion of the devs was Doom 2016 even concepted years later? Do you really think Doom Eternal would have been greenlit and heavily developed so rapidly if it weren't for Doom 2016 knocking it out of the park? Oh yeah I forgot none of you troglodytes even have the mental capacity to comprehend how the game industry works, too busy smelling your own shit when another successful game makes you so angry you lose control of your own bowels as you type up another wave of worthless opinions.
God I'm so fricking happy none of you people matter. I'm so glad none of you people will ever reproduce. Mother Nature really is beautiful.
Not really. Kenobi saves leia from Black person inquisitor, uses HECKIN lightsaber to kill some stormtroopers.
Copies the darth Vader scene from fallen order when he blocks the water except it’s kenobi. We also see those Jedi hunter troopers as well like from the game. They escape due to snow speeders. Black person inquisitor gets choked by vader for like 5 seconds and it turns out she put a tracker on the speeder.
Oh and also there’s like a bunch of bodies frozen in some orange shit. Honestly didn’t recognize a single one.
oh yeah how about the part where shes feeding info to obiwan when there are 3 imperial soldiers 1 meter away from her and chokes out a guy without anyone noticing behind some boxes
A farmer, an old man, and a smuggler successfully snuck onto one of the most secure imperial bases in the galaxy, outsmarted vader, and escaped without a single scratch while stormtroopers aimed at random locations
>bad writing was okay when I was a kid >i suddenly have standards now
2 years ago
Anonymous
Next time, watch the movie before commenting on it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ill admit its been like 10 years since I saw ANH but I don't exactly go into star wars stuff expecting great storytelling unless it's the prequels
2 years ago
Anonymous
the original trilogy is Shakespeare compared to this slop.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its really not
The OT is a feel good classic action adventure with absurd scenarios that always somehow manage to work out but you don't think about it because the fun part is the ride
2 years ago
Anonymous
well, they follow the 3 act formula and have main character development, modern stuff is set pieces and minor characters development, etc.
moron. How does that stop the Stormies and other imperials from not noticing Leia under the coat? Reva didn't order anything, she just lucked out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's bad mostly because it's a retread of that same plot point, with the added salt in the wound of doing it before Vader did it, teachin' him how to run a scam
It's bad second because it seemed pretty clear that she had no intentions of letting them go, so it seems weird that she would have done it at all A less relevant gripe is that it seems wild that a galactic scale tracker could fit into her tiny ass droid
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reva would have to know that instead of going to the Path base they won't just drop Obi-Wan and Leia off somewhere to get her home to Alderaan.
In ANH Leia was the head of the Rebellion and definitely headed to their base
Just cheap memberberrie bullshit oh yeah and they had Vader act moronic so it's like he learned how to do the plan in ANH from a young Black Inquisitor
>tfw no star-wars show about the average life of a stormtrooper or a techie on the death star >season ends with the death star blowing up and everyone dies >this will never happen because it's disney
>tfw no star-wars show about the average life of a stormtrooper or a techie on the death star >season ends with the death star blowing up and everyone dies >this will never happen because it's disney
I despise the Star Wars Sequels and don't even consider them canon, but this show is good at best and at worst just kind of bland
I'd be hard pressed to say it outright "sucks"
Most of the things people have to say about it are really petty nitpicky cinemasins tier shit or just outright racism
Only Reva sucks. Little Leia is doing fine. I hate Reva as a character and I hate to bash the actress but she fricking sucks, black, yellow, brown or white she's a horrible character and her acting is terrible
At the end of fallen order cal and the bug eye lady get out Scott free because the window breaks and Vader is left standing pushing back water, and as we see here obiwan just kinda gets away from it and closes a door
Another decent episode ruined by Reva. Leia is growing on me, Obi Wan is getting stronger and it's nice to see. Then there's fricking Reva, PS2 rebel speeders, those shit LED lightsabers and constant lazy music again to ruin it.
I don't care about the writing since there are so few actual lines per episode. It only has decent little moments with drawn out cosplay scenes. This shit sucks.
LED lightsabers are far too distracting and the stormtroopers are more worthless than anything Lucas ever did. Just Kitchen Nightmares violins while people walk around fan fix sets is embarrassing.
just like with TLJ luke and yoda, qui-gon will wait until the last 30 mins of the show to give him an anime pep talk and restore his power in one scene
Ewan hasn't been shit on as much as people project. He's clearly been regaining his power level since the first episode. The only this is this "rematch of the century" is going to be so fricking disappointing and awful with this saber choreography and YouTube tier effects. The effects quality is just far too low for this show. Did you see those fricking snow speeders?
yeah it looks fricking awful. youd figure that after all the years of fricking around on a kenobi project and star wars losing popularity that they would actually try to make this one good
People eat up slop like Mandalorian like it's the best TV show ever made. It wins fricking Emmys. It's fricking crazy to me that people hold it in the same esteem as other prestige TV shows like Game of Thrones, Barry, Westworld or Breaking Bad. It looks like it cost $4 and the writing is even worse. The bar is so low, why try at all?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The bar is so low, why try at all?
The Mandalorian is competently written compared to this fricking trainwreck of a show.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think Mandalorian is pretty fricking horrible. I don't think I can think of a single redeeming feature except for some of the performances like Bill Burr and Werner Herzog.
I think the writing in Obi-Wan is marginally better, if only because it seems to have a point to it, even if it's a stupid point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think the writing in Obi-Wan is marginally better, if only because it seems to have a point to it, even if it's a stupid point.
The writing in Obi-Wan destroys the Original Trilogy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh absolutely, but I think the writing of every Disney film/show destroys something that came before. I just take them on their own merits now because I know there's no way they'll ever respect the canon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The Force is Female
why expect anything different, they flat out said it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think the writing of every Disney film/show destroys something that came before.
I'm not sure about that. The Clone Wars, Rogue One, and Solo are fine... except for the dice bit.
>I haven't gone by Obi Wan since ooohj before you were born
Lucas already was breaking continuity since Bail literally calls him that after Luke was born. Not defending this shit but Star Wars 1977 works best as its own film since Empire came out.
That's extremely basic compared to the fact that they know that the Organas are associated with the Jedi, who are wanted fugitives.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I don't get why Vader wouldn't have Organa rigorously interrogated for everything he knows after all this. This has gone way beyond him just being a suspected rebel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jake Vader does not operate under the same methods as Darth Vader.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If Vader killed Reva when he was pissed off and holding her off the ground this show would have been redeemed just a little.
2 years ago
Anonymous
agreed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Rumors saying that they changed ending of this season and Vader won't kill Reva so she can appear in S2
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I haven't gone by Obi Wan since ooohj before you were born
Lucas already was breaking continuity since Bail literally calls him that after Luke was born. Not defending this shit but Star Wars 1977 works best as its own film since Empire came out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
When does Bail call him that after Luke was born? You mean in the hologram message Leia sends referencing him?
2 years ago
Anonymous
He calls him Obi Wan when they're on the Tantive IV in the last couple minutes of RotS. It's a nitpick but it's there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah, don't remember that. Thanks for clarifying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
kek, I don't think he took an oath or had a religious name change or anything like that. I am sure Bail knew him as Obiwan. Owen knew who he and what he was.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The writing in Obi-Wan destroys the Original Trilogy.
Tbf the OT feels like different movies even to the PT. They don't seem to match at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Mandalorian benefits from being episodic.
Having self contained adventures makes it much easier to brush off the mediocre ones. Serialized storytelling lives or dies by the overarching story and how the story moves forward each week.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd have more time for Mandalorian if it were truly episodic, like X-Files or Star Trek. Instead they try to tell an overarching story in the last 2 episodes of each season when before then it's been one off encounters. It tries to have it both ways and imo ends up getting the worst of both worlds.
I'd love a truly episodic Star Wars show. A different bounty a week, taking place in all sorts of crazy and exciting areas of the galaxy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They've made 3 seasons of TV shows about bounty hunters and there's only about 40 minutes of actual bounty hunting (Mando S1E1 and Boba ep 5 first 10 minutes)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bobba Fett skipped a couple of his own episodes....
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd argue the show was only about Boba Fett escaping the Sarlaac in 5 minutes and the rest is power rangers plus a couple episodes of Mandalorian.
2 years ago
Anonymous
and I would have no counter argument to that on point observation, except maybe with some Cyberpunk in the Desert thrown in too 🙂
2 years ago
Anonymous
I cannot believe people think Filoni and Favreau are the savours of Star Wars. I'd easily take another Gareth Edwards or Rian Johnson project before something from them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mando was so fricking good until Boba Fett and Luke showed up.
Don't like Leia gets taken to the inquisitor castle gets away, has possible ties to rebels and a force sensitive smuggling route, than later just becomes a senator just fine until ANH starts
Leia will always be an ignorant princess with a chip in her shoulder until she meets Han and Like. Leia has been fine in this show so far except for the chase scenes. Everything else surrounding her and Obi Wan is what's bad.
I don't think you're reading what I said, how does a child of a senator end up in the inquisitor castle, broken out, has possible/ confirmed ties to rebels and Jedi and still later somehow becomes a senator
>how does a child of a senator end up in the inquisitor castle, broken out, has possible/ confirmed ties to rebels and Jedi and still later somehow becomes a senator
This show's existence totally destroys A New Hope. Wouldn't they also know that she has the Force?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Wouldn't they also know that she has the Force?
That's the question I was asking the whole time.
Do we have a nuCanon answer for how they can detect force in other people? Wouldn't mind touching have been close enough for that? If not, how are they so damn good at finding force sensitives?
When Luke finds Leia he says "I'm here with Ben Kenobi" she rushes off with him after midge shaming him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And she's totally doesn't respond to his death... even though she should be closer to him because of this show.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Obi-wan really doesn't seem to care that she's been captured either. He just throws on a shit-eating grin because now he's got a chance to drag Luke off to learn to be a Jedi.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She could have just reacted to Kenobi's last name when Luke said it because it's the name her dad gave her. Not the Ben part.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's not proof though unless this is a jedi mind trick or something.
2 years ago
Anonymous
when she sent the message via R2, why not use his code name, to keep things secure?
Because let's face it the OT may as well be its own continuity at this point
It was already heavily retconned in the prequels which seem to be more of the basis for this show than the OT
When Darth Vader and Obi Wan speak in ANH Vader makes it seem like he just randomly walked away from Obi Wan one day to join the dark side and isn't even that pressed or angry
Not really the kinda thing you expect from a guy who was burned alive and left to die
Since when have lightsabers been batons? He should have been cutting off limbs. The bright LED light coming from it makes it look more fake than if they just did the effect the old way.
Does anyone else find the pacing and structure of the episodes really fricking odd? Mando and Boba had the same problem. It just feels so awkwardly put together. There's never any foreshadowing of future events or character development from previous events. It's just a series of scenes in a row, it doesn't feel cohesive or part of something bigger.
Yeah, every episode just kind of meanders until it arbitrarily ends. That said, I was enjoying the show until this episode. What the frick was this? It was like a ten minute-long scene stretched across 40 minutes.
Totally agreed. I feel like they rush to have an action set piece per episode but in doing so don't give any of the characters any meaningful interactions with each other so it all feels pointless and weightless. An attack on the inquisitor HQ should have had a huge build up and been a tense operation, but that would require waiting an episode or two. Instead we get an awkward sequence that feels pointless and weirdly placed in the overall narrative.
I think she was in the room when Tala said they'd be going to Jabim or whatever, so that's probably enough to be valuable. The real question is, why is Reva so ludicrously pathetic that she lost a battle of wills to an untrained 10 year old.
Leia was originally being kidnapped to get to Obi Wan, that's all she is in the show for. For all Leia knew, Jabim is just a transit point for her to go back home.
So I had to go back to Ep.3 and the lady says "It all leads to Jabim where they give everyone new passports" etc. So fair enough, Leia knows about Jabim, but how would Reva know that the rebel lady would give her such highly classified information? Why didn't she get the info from the guy she killed after she teleported to catch Leia at the end of the tunnel? None of this shit makes any sense.
>wait... obi-wan is on tatooine for some reason >doesn't my half-brother live there too? >would obi-wan really hide my son there with my half-brother? should I ask him? NO.
the writers of this show is either braindead moronic, or it's an ai.
burning all that knowledge was pretty heinous IMHO. I was thinking of anakin skywalker originally but yeah, rei was pretty put out when she met the new & improved luke on planet tddy milk.
>obi-wan is on tatooine for some reason
they don't know that though? He only showed up on planet Cyberpunk after Leia was kidnapped. Should still be a huge fricking reason for the Organas to be vanished, but still.
Only Owen, Beru, Bail, Breha, and Yoda know Obi-Wan is on Tatooine. The only other person that found out was that Jedi Nari, and he'sBreda, nobody in the Empire has figured it out (soCanon.
In my headcanon, Luke has gone by Luke Lars his entire life on Tatooine and only decided to start calling himself Skywalker once he leaves Tatooine with Obi-Wan. Nobody can refute this because the books and comics aren't canon.
>Only Owen, Beru, Bail, Breha, and Yoda know Obi-Wan is on Tatooine
aren't you forgetting someone?
the audience knows too
and reva has seen the movies so she knows too
>A small carrier ship and two snow speeders somehow are able to assault the main inquisitor base with no engagement from defenses / patrols / tie fighters and also get away even though Reva's plan is only revealed after Vader nearly kills her.
Apparently. Also the pilots death was moronic. All the dude had to do was do a firing run on reva. He decides to hover in place and ends gets mercd by reva throwing an engine or something similar
Bait? TFA pretty much sealed the fate of the entire sequel trilogy. JJ basically forced the next two directors to make sequels to a movie with zero substance. It's no wonder TLJ sucked: it had to reframe every character from JJ's shit film because none of them had personalities or arcs.
It was an okay ride on the first watch, because it keeps you moving along and nothing quite slams you in the face. But even back before TLJ poisoned the well, I always thought it got worse on every rewatch because the sloppy writing starts sticking out.
I mean, even from the very start: >Finn is so shaken by his first combat mission that he decides to become a deserter >Minutes later, he's whooping and cheering as he gleefully mows down his fellow stormtroopers
Nothing wrong with clinging onto something I love hoping it won't go down the shitter. It's far too late. And just in time for KotOR 2 to come out on the Switch for a replay and remind me Star Wars is at its best when it's forgotten.
No you're a homosexual sack of shit. You never loved it. No one who loved star wars could except tfa and continue suckjng mouse wiener for another 7 years.
Throwing Filoni fans a bone to keep them watching is the same as 5 seconds of Hayden standing on a hill. The nostalgia bait isn't working because it really is just "remember that???" and nothing else.
>Throwing Filoni fans a bone to keep them watching is the same as 5 seconds of Hayden standing on a hill. The nostalgia bait isn't working because it really is just "remember that???" and nothing else. And he was a good friend.
Obi Wan leaving Tatooine was a mistake
Obi Wan meeting Leia was a mistake
Vader and Obi Wan meeting was a mistake
Disney buying Star Wars was a mistake
The Sequels are a mistake
The Prequels are a mistake
This franchised is mired in mediocre and contrived storytelling and it somehow keeps getting worse.
I wonder when disney will start making shows set after the sequel trilogy they fricking made. At least in that period absolutely anything can happen. They have a chance of actually writing good material that will at least redeem or make things better, but they are stuck in a perpetual post prequel - pre original trilogy era. It's been three years and we have absolutely nothing about what happened after rise of skywalker.
>implying i like the sequel trilogy
You fricking idiot. I have only seen the movies once, and that was when it first was released in the cinema. I am tired of only seeing rebels era content. I'd rather have something new where anything can happen but knowing disney's writing it would suck regardless. Rise of skywalker is one of the worst movies i have ever seen.
a show that explored what daily life is like in the galaxy would be nice. going by these serials, life pretty much sucks everywhere in the galaxy far away.
Doens't literally everyone hate that era? Maybe in 10-20 years when the youth grow up and feel nostalgia towards it like the prequels. They might actually convince themselves that these are good movies just like their parents.
POTTERY
They want to do ST shit but it keeps not working out. Like the Resistance show and how Rogue Squadron is on hold because they wanted it to be a ST movie but no one wants that. Also how their Star Wars Disney area has been a huge waste of money because it's all ST themed on top of being overpriced.
Because the sequels are so moronic there's nothing you can do that would be compelling enough to make audiences watch it. It'd just be rubbing salt in the wound if they make a series about the ST characters doing what the OT characters should have done if Disney wasn't so moronic. There's actually nothing they can do. There's no jedi order, there's no republic, there's no first/final order anymore, there's no adventures for the new characters to go on, there's nothing. TLJ may have split the fanbase in two but TROS killed it stone dead.
Hence the rubbing salt in the wound. Oh no, Luke was a miserable failure who got all his students killed, but Rey Palpatine Skywalker will do it better on Disney+ for only 8.99 a month! Everybody fricking hates Rey. Everybody.
"Rey glanced towards the force ghosts of Leia and Luka, with a look of approval from them she looked back at the farmer and said "Skywalker". From having no one she was finally part of someone" Cue credits
i mean this in the nicest way and nothing personal meant by it but frick yourself sideways for even suggesting that, that might read it and run with it
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Do you honestly believe I like the idea of Rey's Jedi Order? You know Disney will do this eventually and Ridley will return, cause she has absolutly no career outside of SW.
>Do you honestly believe I like the idea of Rey's Jedi Order?
ha, no. I was trying to show I was being sarcastic but you are not wrong and it is a strong possibility because they want to avoid royalties lucas.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>because they want to avoid royalties lucas.
You're even more moronic than I thought.
2 years ago
Anonymous
haha, now you're trolling
2 years ago
Anonymous
No you moronic gay c**t. Every single nu wars movie/show or book says based on characters by George Lucas. He's also the 2nd biggest Disney shareholder. He's getting paid regardless of how much they destroy his legacy. Fricking idiot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Rey is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise and the main protagonist of the sequel film trilogy. She was created by Lawrence Kasdan, J. J. Abrams, and Michael Arndt for The Force Awakens (2015), the first installment of the trilogy, and is primarily portrayed by Daisy Ridley.
it's only downhill from there you stupid fricking spaz, say you're sorry.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That homosexual shit movie was still filled with star wars designs and characters from previous movies, regardless they're not withholding royalties from George. He gets paid no matter what they do, dumb frick.
Inquisitors are Filoni's greatest failure to George'e Legacy. He's great for Clones and every day Star Wars citizens. He shouldn't touch Jedi shit ever.
Inquisitors are fricking dumb. They ruin the entire point of vader, that being the big scary henchman who tracks down jedi and scares people into doing what palps wants them to. Hell, they can't even do that half the time.
Something like the Empire believed the Jedi to be essentially extinct at that point, excluding Kenobi and Yoda, whom Vader would want to handle personally anyway.
It makes more sense to keep a handful of shitter dark jedi to filter out all the dumb little runaway padawans rather than flying out Vader to every shithole they're hiding in. He's got bigger fish to fry.
>Grand Inquisitor
Grand Inquisitor is the worst with the oriental being second worst followed by the orange twil lek lesbian. They all have those asinine spinning sabers. Then factor in their Disney Parks tier makeup and costuming.
For me, when all is said and done it's the old republic era. You'd think they want to tap into that especially, when you have fully function republic and empire at the same time with siths and jedis. It's a goldmine of content and it's also why most of it's so good also.
Every single plot point is fine, but the writing of almost every scene to get to that plot point is impossibly moronic, literally how can professionals allow this?
OMG NO!!! WADE!!!!!
Also, did they really design that base such as that one blaster shot to the window, would cause it to break and flood the whole floor?
They really did blow this show to a degree that I had not thought possible.
Thanks time traveler. I'm expecting shit in about an hour but I'll watch it anyway.
As expected.
Any cringe kino webms?
Did they teach this woman any choreography at all?
>turns into a lazer-rave at the end
what the frick is going on
this is just as bad as leia chase. ffs
kek she runs worse than kid leia what the frick is going on with this show
Everything just looks so awkward
They took the overdramatic choreography of the Phantom Menace, and went in the complete opposite extreme.
That honestly looks like a youtube fan film, meanwhile a bunch of animators did this sequence:
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>$25 MILLION DOLLARS
>25 000 000 dollars.
holy christ
where did the money go?
Ewan
but it's 25 million dollars
PER
EPISODE
Hollywood accounting. Someone's siphoning cash off and making this on the cheap with what's left over.
wtf why does my show suck now?
show was made to repel chuds like you from the fandom, stick to geeks and gamers streams, nazi!
did you forget to green text or is this just a low effort troll?
Best Star Wars related media comes from vidya, anyway. Always has. KotoR 2 is great precisely because how hard it shits on everything Star Wars.
Lefties writing about right wing subjects as if they are left wing
Why is Mace Windu here?
no no no no no no no
No Hayden with Clone Wars outfit in the flashback yet?
The episode hasn't aired silly.
Press get screeners.
The truly discriminating viewer knows to hate everything in advance and get your opinion out there first. You wouldn't want other people to actually watch it and form their own opinions.
The outrage YouTubers who cater to Cinemaphile and Reddit seething are on standby to make minor adjustments to their anti woke rant videos and upload as soon as they see the popular epic dark web's opinion and upload.
no, this shite really does suck that bad unless you are a participation trophy no grades mouth breather.
No. There are two episodes left.
As much as I'm okay with toddler Leia, I can't defend any chase or action scenes involving her. That little girl looks 5 years old max and it's ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure the actress is 9 or 10 in real life. I seriously suspect she has some growth issue or something, because runs like she's 5.
Or her parents lied about her age to get the job.
She's been in other roles for the past few years. Like she was in Bird Box back in 2018 and wasn't a literal baby.
When are you dipshits going to realize you're watching tv made for literal small children?
This scene isn't aimed at you, it's aimed at little kids self-inserting into running away from the aliens
I don't think children give a shit about Star Wars. They've failed to capture that demographic.
Soi parents and normies would definitely put this on for their kids though. They have to pass the consoomer nostalgia onto the next generation.
They can try to get their kids into it, but their kids are just on their phones watching fast paced TikToks while it's on and mom and dad are pretending to smile and think they are imprinting positive memories for their children while being entirely absent.
>children's stories are above criticism
nah that is just shitty direction
this show, probably more so than any other Star Wars media ever to exist, is blatantly not made for children. It’s the least kid friendly Star Wars shit i’ve ever seen and it tries so hard to be gritty and dark
Children are busy watching Euphoria on their tablets not this crap
>man falls onto laser fence
>is sliced in half, all shown
>this is a children's show
cope
So what? Star Wars has always gotten a free pass on showing kids violence.
animated violence is different from non-animated violence
you have no idea how age ratings work
what a non sequitor, thanks for nothing
is this real? i dont believe you
wait till you see the chase scene in episode 2 with her and obiwan
That Chow chink directed this and thought it was good lol
Ridiculous. 10 year olds can't run fast and they're incredibly easy to catch, that is assuming they aren't frozen like a deer in headlights when you approach them. You can only stretch suspension of disbelief so far and this show is constantly asking too much of you. I can buy space aliens and how fast space travel is, thats all fine, but a 10 year old out running full of grown adults is just silly
I hate knocking the actress for being a little girl but she's way smaller than most 10 year olds. Yeah she can act okay but shit that tap water diet is making her age 4 years in 10.
>she's way smaller than most 10 year olds.
She is. I thought she was 5-6yo until someone told her age in another thread. She also talks like a 5yo, she don't act, she only repeats things people tell her to say. It's fricking annoying but not the girl's fault. The whole casting in this show is shit.
I was literally babysitting my friends 5 year old when I saw this shit and she is bigger than this kid. I bet her insufferable LA parents raised her Vegan. I know so many California Zoomers that have multiple food allergies because their scumbag parents raised them on vegetarian shit
kek
This is clearly some forest on Earth, probably in America. I'm not watching this shit.
It’s clearly a southern California forest. One with well maintained trails and cleared underbrush. Probably Griffith Park lol
Thats your takeaway from that webm? lol
Disney should have just doubled down and shot in the same forests where every single episode of Stargate was filmed. The sense that Sam and Jack might step out of the bushes and shoot the bad guys would be better than the episode itself.
she has force enhanced abilities
no fricking way this is real,
That's not even the worst of it. And they do multiple of these little kid chase scenes.
Post the other one. Look at her go.
well yeah this shit was completely irredeemable after episode 2
Last week's episode is what pissed me off. Everything up to Vader meeting Kenobi was tolerable if not good and then I was genuinely upset.
really? you found all the shit with leia in episode 2 tolerable?
what fricking kids want to imagine themselves running away from aliens? kids want to pretend to be luke or han solo, no one wants to be a little girl who can't do shit
Leia chase scenes were moronic and I just checked my phone during those. Everything else to that point was fine other than Moses can't fricking act and it's embarrassing watching her try to be badass.
i dunno man. i think the leia shit in ep 2 was too significant to ignore. everything else just plays out incredibly conveniently and everyone's a moron. i dunno how you could watch it unironically
I watch it hopefully. Chow's Mando episodes are good, Mando overall is good, BoBF was hot garbage so it's a mixed bag of maybe there will something good in this.
not him but i've seen enough animated disney wars to know the second i saw a little girl in trouble to skip the next scene. i've seen this shit so many times thank fricking god grogu is a puppet and can't act on his own or there would be so much of that shit in mando
>Episode 4: it sucks
>Episode 4
They can't keep getting away with it
You talking shit about Star Wars 1977 anon?
actually they can, for two mores episodes or so.
What is this six episode season meme? Deeznuts copying Marvel?
I heard it was supposed to one the of the inbetween movies like Rogue One except disney shat the bed on star wars movies so they switched gears to the small screen, also covid
Remember to coonsum the next thing as advertised here!
And here we go
Quinlan is in Episode 4 he dies to heal Obi-Wan screencap this.
The Quinlan throwaway line was just for fans to cream their pants and nothing else.
How is it that the show is so fricking ugly and badly shot? It even has the same cinematographer as the original Oldboy. Did the guy just hit his head too hard and forget how to do his job?
This is one of those snack pack organizers that Karen moms make for kids on road trips and plane rides.
What if they're making this shit on purpose to force fans to be more accepting of the sequels?
>What if they're making this shit on purpose to force fans to be more accepting of the sequels?
They are trying to push all the old fans out the series by destroying every single legacy character.
They dont want old fans anymore, they want new zoomer consumers who are okay with trannies and minorities and women in charge.
You seem like an authority on sucking.
Bets on what'll happen this episode? Will obiwan continue to be a wimp? Will vader impotently seethe over the fact he was too scared of some flames? Will the Grand Inquisitor return or is he never going to appear again? Will there be even more canon breaking events and other stupid shit? Tune in to find out!
He will feel like crap, but then he'll find out that they have Leia and decide to move.
15 minutes until disappointment, friends. I'm annoyed by dumb little brother complex shit today so maybe some Anakin angst can be relatable if it happens.
I've been browsing this website since 2006. I'm probably older than a good portion of you kids. And the truth is I fricking hate every single one of you.
The one proof to me that there IS a God and that he loves us, is that the moronic mouth breathers who post on this board have absolutely no influence on the game industry whatsoever. It's most likely because most of you guys are poor as frick and live with your parents if you're not straight up underaged, meaning that no matter how many shitty opinions you post on this website, none of it will ever have any meaningful impact on the game industry. Because you can't even afford to buy video games. If every person was like Cinemaphileirgins, the video game industry would die within a month because no one would buy or play video games. You'd all just post moronic fricking meme opinions on the internet. Studios would shut down, Steam would close up shop, the big three console devs would just hang up their hats. Instead, people who aren't fricking morons like you guys actually go out and support well designed games like this one. And thank Jesus for that shit. How else do you think Doom 3 was such an abject failure that Doom 4 got cancelled, and only out of the passion of the devs was Doom 2016 even concepted years later? Do you really think Doom Eternal would have been greenlit and heavily developed so rapidly if it weren't for Doom 2016 knocking it out of the park? Oh yeah I forgot none of you troglodytes even have the mental capacity to comprehend how the game industry works, too busy smelling your own shit when another successful game makes you so angry you lose control of your own bowels as you type up another wave of worthless opinions.
God I'm so fricking happy none of you people matter. I'm so glad none of you people will ever reproduce. Mother Nature really is beautiful.
tl;dr
weird copy pasta but okay
Couldn't have a decency to change words
was waiting for the bel aire, left disappointed 🙁
More retcons your grace?
Reva trained Tarkin.
Vader learned to let them escape and track them to the location of their base in ANH from Reva.
It's all so tiresome
>169282075
Did a bot break or
every webm makes it look unkino. i loved every season of mando
I haven't watch it but is it as visually ugly as the trailer made it look?
It’s up.
Yup, it’s shit.
Were people expecting otherwise?
Anything interesting happened?
Not really. Kenobi saves leia from Black person inquisitor, uses HECKIN lightsaber to kill some stormtroopers.
Copies the darth Vader scene from fallen order when he blocks the water except it’s kenobi. We also see those Jedi hunter troopers as well like from the game. They escape due to snow speeders. Black person inquisitor gets choked by vader for like 5 seconds and it turns out she put a tracker on the speeder.
Oh and also there’s like a bunch of bodies frozen in some orange shit. Honestly didn’t recognize a single one.
how could you forget Obi walking with Leia blatantly under his trenchcoat in front of hundreds of stormtroopers and officers and no one says a thing
Oh yeah, that was fricking moronic.
and it would have worked if Reva didn't get them. Favreau should have been more involved.
fricking pointless just have them find a private hanger or some shit
oh yeah how about the part where shes feeding info to obiwan when there are 3 imperial soldiers 1 meter away from her and chokes out a guy without anyone noticing behind some boxes
A farmer, an old man, and a smuggler successfully snuck onto one of the most secure imperial bases in the galaxy, outsmarted vader, and escaped without a single scratch while stormtroopers aimed at random locations
go frick yourself
truth hurts, eh?
>bad writing was okay when I was a kid
>i suddenly have standards now
Next time, watch the movie before commenting on it.
Ill admit its been like 10 years since I saw ANH but I don't exactly go into star wars stuff expecting great storytelling unless it's the prequels
the original trilogy is Shakespeare compared to this slop.
Its really not
The OT is a feel good classic action adventure with absurd scenarios that always somehow manage to work out but you don't think about it because the fun part is the ride
well, they follow the 3 act formula and have main character development, modern stuff is set pieces and minor characters development, etc.
To be fair, they also had an astromech droid that was slicing through the security systems like butter.
Go rewatch ANH. Vader and Tarkin let them go.
plot to find rebel base
>Reva does the same thing and it's bad writing
moron. How does that stop the Stormies and other imperials from not noticing Leia under the coat? Reva didn't order anything, she just lucked out.
It's bad mostly because it's a retread of that same plot point, with the added salt in the wound of doing it before Vader did it, teachin' him how to run a scam
It's bad second because it seemed pretty clear that she had no intentions of letting them go, so it seems weird that she would have done it at all
A less relevant gripe is that it seems wild that a galactic scale tracker could fit into her tiny ass droid
Reva would have to know that instead of going to the Path base they won't just drop Obi-Wan and Leia off somewhere to get her home to Alderaan.
In ANH Leia was the head of the Rebellion and definitely headed to their base
Just cheap memberberrie bullshit oh yeah and they had Vader act moronic so it's like he learned how to do the plan in ANH from a young Black Inquisitor
You forgot the 8ft tall teddy bear with the laser crossbow.
>tfw no star-wars show about the average life of a stormtrooper or a techie on the death star
>season ends with the death star blowing up and everyone dies
>this will never happen because it's disney
>average life of a stormtrooper or a techie on the death star
Too kino for Disney
Are you guys talking about the Journal of 501st?
Or the Republic Commando?
Vidya, ofc.
Disney man
>reva couldn't have been martha from doctor who instead
every single decision they made was wrong
This show convinced me that Cinemaphile will never actually like anything ever again
Here's CG short made for a vidya that's better Star Wars than any of the Star Wars media you have consumed from Disney.
I despise the Star Wars Sequels and don't even consider them canon, but this show is good at best and at worst just kind of bland
I'd be hard pressed to say it outright "sucks"
Most of the things people have to say about it are really petty nitpicky cinemasins tier shit or just outright racism
Even you deserve better as a fan than this cheap processed dog crap
it sucks. whatever it is it isn't Star Wars, They're just wearing Star Wars skins. call me whatever you want but it isn't entertaining at all.
unoriginal ep
both fallen order and episode 4 on the death star
what utter shit ep 4 was. this is unacceptable. who fricking was the brain dead that wrote this?
>who fricking was the brain dead that wrote this?
shit male writer and some israeli woman
>10 minutes of Reva and Leia in the same scene talking
Fricking painful
Only Reva sucks. Little Leia is doing fine. I hate Reva as a character and I hate to bash the actress but she fricking sucks, black, yellow, brown or white she's a horrible character and her acting is terrible
Disney should sack the casting director. What a laughable villain.
wow, why is such violence allowed on tv?
Vader loses to the water
Obiwan beats it
Truly he is the master and Vader the learner
Does this actually happen? Shouldn’t Vader be massively stronger than Obi Wan?
At the end of fallen order cal and the bug eye lady get out Scott free because the window breaks and Vader is left standing pushing back water, and as we see here obiwan just kinda gets away from it and closes a door
Another decent episode ruined by Reva. Leia is growing on me, Obi Wan is getting stronger and it's nice to see. Then there's fricking Reva, PS2 rebel speeders, those shit LED lightsabers and constant lazy music again to ruin it.
stop lying to yourself, this ep was utter trash. laziest writing imaginable
I don't care about the writing since there are so few actual lines per episode. It only has decent little moments with drawn out cosplay scenes. This shit sucks.
so glad I quite after the premier
>leia the all knowing
>I hate sand
the kid is an okay actress but the dialog and character development are completely in the toilet, ready to be courtesy flushed.
best episode so far since it actually had obiwan doing things
LED lightsabers are far too distracting and the stormtroopers are more worthless than anything Lucas ever did. Just Kitchen Nightmares violins while people walk around fan fix sets is embarrassing.
yes its shit but i was just happy to see they gave ewan a moment
that's the real tragedy of all this, he has little to no character development nor story arc and he is the titular role.
just like with TLJ luke and yoda, qui-gon will wait until the last 30 mins of the show to give him an anime pep talk and restore his power in one scene
well, at least he can't force kill himself since he shows up in ANH.
Ewan hasn't been shit on as much as people project. He's clearly been regaining his power level since the first episode. The only this is this "rematch of the century" is going to be so fricking disappointing and awful with this saber choreography and YouTube tier effects. The effects quality is just far too low for this show. Did you see those fricking snow speeders?
yeah it looks fricking awful. youd figure that after all the years of fricking around on a kenobi project and star wars losing popularity that they would actually try to make this one good
People eat up slop like Mandalorian like it's the best TV show ever made. It wins fricking Emmys. It's fricking crazy to me that people hold it in the same esteem as other prestige TV shows like Game of Thrones, Barry, Westworld or Breaking Bad. It looks like it cost $4 and the writing is even worse. The bar is so low, why try at all?
>The bar is so low, why try at all?
The Mandalorian is competently written compared to this fricking trainwreck of a show.
I think Mandalorian is pretty fricking horrible. I don't think I can think of a single redeeming feature except for some of the performances like Bill Burr and Werner Herzog.
I think the writing in Obi-Wan is marginally better, if only because it seems to have a point to it, even if it's a stupid point.
>I think the writing in Obi-Wan is marginally better, if only because it seems to have a point to it, even if it's a stupid point.
The writing in Obi-Wan destroys the Original Trilogy.
Oh absolutely, but I think the writing of every Disney film/show destroys something that came before. I just take them on their own merits now because I know there's no way they'll ever respect the canon.
>The Force is Female
why expect anything different, they flat out said it.
>I think the writing of every Disney film/show destroys something that came before.
I'm not sure about that. The Clone Wars, Rogue One, and Solo are fine... except for the dice bit.
That's extremely basic compared to the fact that they know that the Organas are associated with the Jedi, who are wanted fugitives.
Yeah, I don't get why Vader wouldn't have Organa rigorously interrogated for everything he knows after all this. This has gone way beyond him just being a suspected rebel.
Jake Vader does not operate under the same methods as Darth Vader.
If Vader killed Reva when he was pissed off and holding her off the ground this show would have been redeemed just a little.
agreed
Rumors saying that they changed ending of this season and Vader won't kill Reva so she can appear in S2
>I haven't gone by Obi Wan since ooohj before you were born
Lucas already was breaking continuity since Bail literally calls him that after Luke was born. Not defending this shit but Star Wars 1977 works best as its own film since Empire came out.
When does Bail call him that after Luke was born? You mean in the hologram message Leia sends referencing him?
He calls him Obi Wan when they're on the Tantive IV in the last couple minutes of RotS. It's a nitpick but it's there.
Ah, don't remember that. Thanks for clarifying.
kek, I don't think he took an oath or had a religious name change or anything like that. I am sure Bail knew him as Obiwan. Owen knew who he and what he was.
>The writing in Obi-Wan destroys the Original Trilogy.
Tbf the OT feels like different movies even to the PT. They don't seem to match at all.
The Mandalorian benefits from being episodic.
Having self contained adventures makes it much easier to brush off the mediocre ones. Serialized storytelling lives or dies by the overarching story and how the story moves forward each week.
I'd have more time for Mandalorian if it were truly episodic, like X-Files or Star Trek. Instead they try to tell an overarching story in the last 2 episodes of each season when before then it's been one off encounters. It tries to have it both ways and imo ends up getting the worst of both worlds.
I'd love a truly episodic Star Wars show. A different bounty a week, taking place in all sorts of crazy and exciting areas of the galaxy.
They've made 3 seasons of TV shows about bounty hunters and there's only about 40 minutes of actual bounty hunting (Mando S1E1 and Boba ep 5 first 10 minutes)
Bobba Fett skipped a couple of his own episodes....
I'd argue the show was only about Boba Fett escaping the Sarlaac in 5 minutes and the rest is power rangers plus a couple episodes of Mandalorian.
and I would have no counter argument to that on point observation, except maybe with some Cyberpunk in the Desert thrown in too 🙂
I cannot believe people think Filoni and Favreau are the savours of Star Wars. I'd easily take another Gareth Edwards or Rian Johnson project before something from them.
Mando was so fricking good until Boba Fett and Luke showed up.
Don't like Leia gets taken to the inquisitor castle gets away, has possible ties to rebels and a force sensitive smuggling route, than later just becomes a senator just fine until ANH starts
Leia will always be an ignorant princess with a chip in her shoulder until she meets Han and Like. Leia has been fine in this show so far except for the chase scenes. Everything else surrounding her and Obi Wan is what's bad.
I don't mind Leia I just mean the circumstances of what's happening makes absolutely no sense for what is in stone later
She knows Ben and Obi Wan are the same in ANH. Nothing really lore breaking has happened between them yet.
I don't think you're reading what I said, how does a child of a senator end up in the inquisitor castle, broken out, has possible/ confirmed ties to rebels and Jedi and still later somehow becomes a senator
>how does a child of a senator end up in the inquisitor castle, broken out, has possible/ confirmed ties to rebels and Jedi and still later somehow becomes a senator
This show's existence totally destroys A New Hope. Wouldn't they also know that she has the Force?
>Wouldn't they also know that she has the Force?
That's the question I was asking the whole time.
Do we have a nuCanon answer for how they can detect force in other people? Wouldn't mind touching have been close enough for that? If not, how are they so damn good at finding force sensitives?
Because anyone relevant is just going to die and apparently the Empire is to incompetent to update notes on their CRM now.
>help me ObiWan, you're my only hope
>not: help me Obiwan Ben, you're my only hope
what? no.
When Luke finds Leia he says "I'm here with Ben Kenobi" she rushes off with him after midge shaming him.
And she's totally doesn't respond to his death... even though she should be closer to him because of this show.
Obi-wan really doesn't seem to care that she's been captured either. He just throws on a shit-eating grin because now he's got a chance to drag Luke off to learn to be a Jedi.
She could have just reacted to Kenobi's last name when Luke said it because it's the name her dad gave her. Not the Ben part.
that's not proof though unless this is a jedi mind trick or something.
when she sent the message via R2, why not use his code name, to keep things secure?
Her epic takedown of her cousin felt like it was written for an entirely different character
Because let's face it the OT may as well be its own continuity at this point
It was already heavily retconned in the prequels which seem to be more of the basis for this show than the OT
When Darth Vader and Obi Wan speak in ANH Vader makes it seem like he just randomly walked away from Obi Wan one day to join the dark side and isn't even that pressed or angry
Not really the kinda thing you expect from a guy who was burned alive and left to die
anakin and obiwan fighting and anakin burning was canon way before the prequels
Yeah but it wasn't when ANH was made.
the lightsabers look like shit and have no impact aside from some shitty sparks whats up with that
You re not alone in this. I fricking hate the lightsabers in this show. Especially since they were fine for Luke and Asohka in Mandalorian.
Since when have lightsabers been batons? He should have been cutting off limbs. The bright LED light coming from it makes it look more fake than if they just did the effect the old way.
Agreed. It looks like the way Jedi fallen order handled it. Looks dumb.
this honestly feels like Jedi Fallen Order DLC
which is unacceptable for a main line production wtf was even this shit, are they that uncreative? fricking israelites
if you saw this ep blind you would think the Indian lady is the main heroine of the show
This series is totally fricking with the foundations of the entire franchise.
It is not sucks but I still think Reva can't act.
Does anyone else find the pacing and structure of the episodes really fricking odd? Mando and Boba had the same problem. It just feels so awkwardly put together. There's never any foreshadowing of future events or character development from previous events. It's just a series of scenes in a row, it doesn't feel cohesive or part of something bigger.
Yeah, every episode just kind of meanders until it arbitrarily ends. That said, I was enjoying the show until this episode. What the frick was this? It was like a ten minute-long scene stretched across 40 minutes.
Totally agreed. I feel like they rush to have an action set piece per episode but in doing so don't give any of the characters any meaningful interactions with each other so it all feels pointless and weightless. An attack on the inquisitor HQ should have had a huge build up and been a tense operation, but that would require waiting an episode or two. Instead we get an awkward sequence that feels pointless and weirdly placed in the overall narrative.
Evil e-girl when
Trash.
how torture's kid?
backhand? slap? punch? mulekick?
NOPE
gently carry her to a room and stick her in a thing, take 20 minutes to turn it on.
>We will now discuss the location of the hidden dollhouse.
Why? Shes just bait. Unless you're a sick frick that wanted to see that... but you aren't, are you anon?
Any KINO webm yet?
Why would Leia know a single thing about "The Path"? She'd been on Alderaan her entire life and she's like fricking 10.
I think she was in the room when Tala said they'd be going to Jabim or whatever, so that's probably enough to be valuable. The real question is, why is Reva so ludicrously pathetic that she lost a battle of wills to an untrained 10 year old.
Leia was originally being kidnapped to get to Obi Wan, that's all she is in the show for. For all Leia knew, Jabim is just a transit point for her to go back home.
>that's all she is in the show for
much doubt
So I had to go back to Ep.3 and the lady says "It all leads to Jabim where they give everyone new passports" etc. So fair enough, Leia knows about Jabim, but how would Reva know that the rebel lady would give her such highly classified information? Why didn't she get the info from the guy she killed after she teleported to catch Leia at the end of the tunnel? None of this shit makes any sense.
MACEBROS...
still has his arm
Please no
What was with the tomb? They were dead? They looked like they were flash frozen, they were in running poses and shit
it almost looks like they were going for carbonite freezing but in HD
Lord of the Rings reference because why not?
>giving an easter egg shoutout to our rangz of powah bros
kek, that would be... interesting.
Loved the scene when that women stunned the Stormtrooper with a light slap.
The action, effects and Reva's acting are still the worst things about this show.
But black guy with the dead Jedi wife is my new favorite character. He seems as fed up as I am.
It's like they picked up the first dude from the LA ghetto for the role
>annoying black lady belittles little white girl
Frick Reva. I hate her so much.
How does Leia's father have any sort of political career now? All the inquisitors know about Leia and her being with Obi Wan and 'The Path'.
Disney knows only 5% or less of their Star Wars audience cares or thinks about Bail's political career so why bother making it make sense
Their laziness is remarkable, it's getting to the level of how cheap GameFreak is with Pokemon
>getting to modern Gamefreak Pokemon
Oh they're both on the same trajectory and have been since The Clone Wars movie and Pokemon X/Y.
Because they're all going to die and Vader will just still see Leia as an annoying AOC type politician he can't kill or whatever.
If if think Reva going to die then you haven't been paying attention.
Why is the lightsaber movements so horrific? Looks like a fan project but even those are better than this.
Anakin preserved the kid that went master Skywalker what will we do, that pretty fricked Ani even for you.
>wait... obi-wan is on tatooine for some reason
>doesn't my half-brother live there too?
>would obi-wan really hide my son there with my half-brother? should I ask him? NO.
the writers of this show is either braindead moronic, or it's an ai.
>why Owen's "son" has my surname?
why did rey take the name of some moronic lunatic who drinks monster tit milk?
this show is literally written as if every character has watched the movies
Don't forget the greatest villian in the galaxy was named skywalker as well.
Is Luke the greatest hero in the galaxy in the new canon?
burning all that knowledge was pretty heinous IMHO. I was thinking of anakin skywalker originally but yeah, rei was pretty put out when she met the new & improved luke on planet tddy milk.
>obi-wan is on tatooine for some reason
they don't know that though? He only showed up on planet Cyberpunk after Leia was kidnapped. Should still be a huge fricking reason for the Organas to be vanished, but still.
Vader has no clue that his kids are alive at this moment. All he knows is that he killed Padme on Mustafar, presumably with his kids.
Additionally, no one in SW apparently had ultrasound to check that she was carrying twins, so Vader didn't know the gender or that he has twins.
if he couldnt use the force to sense twins, does that prove unborn babies arent people?
what is the in-universe explanation for vader's prescience ceasing after RotS
The Force works in mysterious ways
George! I didn't know you lurked here!
Only Owen, Beru, Bail, Breha, and Yoda know Obi-Wan is on Tatooine. The only other person that found out was that Jedi Nari, and he'sBreda, nobody in the Empire has figured it out (soCanon.
In my headcanon, Luke has gone by Luke Lars his entire life on Tatooine and only decided to start calling himself Skywalker once he leaves Tatooine with Obi-Wan. Nobody can refute this because the books and comics aren't canon.
>Only Owen, Beru, Bail, Breha, and Yoda know Obi-Wan is on Tatooine
aren't you forgetting someone?
the audience knows too
and reva has seen the movies so she knows too
Where is Starkiller?
Reva will be spared by Vader and return in S2 as his Starkiller esque apprentice. She will duel Ahsoka.
Obi-Wan will fight the Emperor in S2 to explain how Sheev's scars are different in ROTJ.
Under construction
>A small carrier ship and two snow speeders somehow are able to assault the main inquisitor base with no engagement from defenses / patrols / tie fighters and also get away even though Reva's plan is only revealed after Vader nearly kills her.
Could snow speeders always hover in place?
holy shit, do they really? Did they somehow lose this ability in Empire? sure would have been handy.
Apparently. Also the pilots death was moronic. All the dude had to do was do a firing run on reva. He decides to hover in place and ends gets mercd by reva throwing an engine or something similar
kek, like dropping a statue on captain marvel or whatever that was in doctor wandavision.
this show is s cheap and lazy
they have a cool universe in their hands but they use the lamest tv-tier gimmicks for everything
honestly just sad
When will Disneyshitters finally stop consuming goyslop? SW died when Force Awakens came out.
Force Awakens was actually really good.
No.
It was homosexual shit.
Ehhhh, plftftft.
Bait? TFA pretty much sealed the fate of the entire sequel trilogy. JJ basically forced the next two directors to make sequels to a movie with zero substance. It's no wonder TLJ sucked: it had to reframe every character from JJ's shit film because none of them had personalities or arcs.
It was an okay ride on the first watch, because it keeps you moving along and nothing quite slams you in the face. But even back before TLJ poisoned the well, I always thought it got worse on every rewatch because the sloppy writing starts sticking out.
I mean, even from the very start:
>Finn is so shaken by his first combat mission that he decides to become a deserter
>Minutes later, he's whooping and cheering as he gleefully mows down his fellow stormtroopers
Force Awakens is just A New Hope except worse in every single aspect possible.
ANH itself is not a great movie. It aged really poorly.
wrong.
This show is it for me. I don't care about Andor or Ashoka or Kal-El or whatever. after this I'm finally done with Disney Wars.
It took you long enough you fricking traitor.
Nothing wrong with clinging onto something I love hoping it won't go down the shitter. It's far too late. And just in time for KotOR 2 to come out on the Switch for a replay and remind me Star Wars is at its best when it's forgotten.
No you're a homosexual sack of shit. You never loved it. No one who loved star wars could except tfa and continue suckjng mouse wiener for another 7 years.
Those Snowspeeders though. They looked like shit, apparently they can hover now and they have more than 2 seats. Fricking gay.
>the kino grandpa that helps Ahsoka get her lightsaber back that one time is kill
RIP
RIP Sinube
Throwing Filoni fans a bone to keep them watching is the same as 5 seconds of Hayden standing on a hill. The nostalgia bait isn't working because it really is just "remember that???" and nothing else.
>Throwing Filoni fans a bone to keep them watching is the same as 5 seconds of Hayden standing on a hill. The nostalgia bait isn't working because it really is just "remember that???" and nothing else. And he was a good friend.
he was a good friend
What a disgrace to die in such a shitty fricking show.
F
>KKK 2G
He probably died in Order 66 and has been preserved in amber for a decade.
Gosh, even the shameless cameos are bad. At least throw in some cool people.
Obi Wan leaving Tatooine was a mistake
Obi Wan meeting Leia was a mistake
Vader and Obi Wan meeting was a mistake
Disney buying Star Wars was a mistake
The Sequels are a mistake
The Prequels are a mistake
This franchised is mired in mediocre and contrived storytelling and it somehow keeps getting worse.
You were a mistake b***h
>Obi Wan losing his mojo
>Obi Wan working on cannery row
>Obi Wan stealing tuna to feed his camel
I wonder when disney will start making shows set after the sequel trilogy they fricking made. At least in that period absolutely anything can happen. They have a chance of actually writing good material that will at least redeem or make things better, but they are stuck in a perpetual post prequel - pre original trilogy era. It's been three years and we have absolutely nothing about what happened after rise of skywalker.
have a nice day mouse Black person. There was no coming back from tfa.
>implying i like the sequel trilogy
You fricking idiot. I have only seen the movies once, and that was when it first was released in the cinema. I am tired of only seeing rebels era content. I'd rather have something new where anything can happen but knowing disney's writing it would suck regardless. Rise of skywalker is one of the worst movies i have ever seen.
a show that explored what daily life is like in the galaxy would be nice. going by these serials, life pretty much sucks everywhere in the galaxy far away.
>ever paying for nu wars again after tfa
>seeking our their atrocious content for another 7 fricking years.
Frick yourself
Doens't literally everyone hate that era? Maybe in 10-20 years when the youth grow up and feel nostalgia towards it like the prequels. They might actually convince themselves that these are good movies just like their parents.
POTTERY
no one young gives a shit about star wars
>two button "promote the message" or "make entertaining shows" sweaty decision.jpg
then they should cater to their fan base better
i agree, but this is disney we're talking about. they never even bothered to map out a coherent narrative for sequel trilogy.
zoomers don't give a frick about nu wars.
They want to do ST shit but it keeps not working out. Like the Resistance show and how Rogue Squadron is on hold because they wanted it to be a ST movie but no one wants that. Also how their Star Wars Disney area has been a huge waste of money because it's all ST themed on top of being overpriced.
>pay royalties is for the goy
they flat out said the expanded universe is dead to them
Because the sequels are so moronic there's nothing you can do that would be compelling enough to make audiences watch it. It'd just be rubbing salt in the wound if they make a series about the ST characters doing what the OT characters should have done if Disney wasn't so moronic. There's actually nothing they can do. There's no jedi order, there's no republic, there's no first/final order anymore, there's no adventures for the new characters to go on, there's nothing. TLJ may have split the fanbase in two but TROS killed it stone dead.
>There's no jedi order
Ahem, Rey's Jedi Order. She will succeed where Luke failed.
Hence the rubbing salt in the wound. Oh no, Luke was a miserable failure who got all his students killed, but Rey Palpatine Skywalker will do it better on Disney+ for only 8.99 a month! Everybody fricking hates Rey. Everybody.
Why is there only women in that theater
"Rey glanced towards the force ghosts of Leia and Luka, with a look of approval from them she looked back at the farmer and said "Skywalker". From having no one she was finally part of someone" Cue credits
i mean this in the nicest way and nothing personal meant by it but frick yourself sideways for even suggesting that, that might read it and run with it
🙂
Do you honestly believe I like the idea of Rey's Jedi Order? You know Disney will do this eventually and Ridley will return, cause she has absolutly no career outside of SW.
>Do you honestly believe I like the idea of Rey's Jedi Order?
ha, no. I was trying to show I was being sarcastic but you are not wrong and it is a strong possibility because they want to avoid royalties lucas.
>because they want to avoid royalties lucas.
You're even more moronic than I thought.
haha, now you're trolling
No you moronic gay c**t. Every single nu wars movie/show or book says based on characters by George Lucas. He's also the 2nd biggest Disney shareholder. He's getting paid regardless of how much they destroy his legacy. Fricking idiot.
>Rey is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise and the main protagonist of the sequel film trilogy. She was created by Lawrence Kasdan, J. J. Abrams, and Michael Arndt for The Force Awakens (2015), the first installment of the trilogy, and is primarily portrayed by Daisy Ridley.
it's only downhill from there you stupid fricking spaz, say you're sorry.
That homosexual shit movie was still filled with star wars designs and characters from previous movies, regardless they're not withholding royalties from George. He gets paid no matter what they do, dumb frick.
This series was cucked soon as the Filoni Inquisitors were inserted into the series
Fricked as soon a cartoon was their last saving grace
Inquisitors are Filoni's greatest failure to George'e Legacy. He's great for Clones and every day Star Wars citizens. He shouldn't touch Jedi shit ever.
The only thing wrong with inquisitors in the broad strokes is the helicopter sabers.
Inquisitors are fricking dumb. They ruin the entire point of vader, that being the big scary henchman who tracks down jedi and scares people into doing what palps wants them to. Hell, they can't even do that half the time.
Is it ever explained why inquisitors are fricking nowhere after the OT starts?
I presume the accepted explanation is that they all conveniently die before Luke ever has the chance to fight them.
Something like the Empire believed the Jedi to be essentially extinct at that point, excluding Kenobi and Yoda, whom Vader would want to handle personally anyway.
It makes more sense to keep a handful of shitter dark jedi to filter out all the dumb little runaway padawans rather than flying out Vader to every shithole they're hiding in. He's got bigger fish to fry.
The Grand Inquisitor was fine. The problem is they're focused entirely on their new OC inquisitor, who fricking sucks.
>Grand Inquisitor
Grand Inquisitor is the worst with the oriental being second worst followed by the orange twil lek lesbian. They all have those asinine spinning sabers. Then factor in their Disney Parks tier makeup and costuming.
How the hell did the other officers not hear Tala CQC'ing that guy in the bridge?
don't think, just consume.
i also liked when she got away from two storm troopers by bonking their helmets
it's so stupid
umm, aren't helmets supposed to protect the head from that very thing? blows to the head etc?
>well you see, they are more of a decorative thing...
If the guy next to her couldn't hear her talk Obi Wan through infiltrating the facility then they definitely aren't going to hear some CQC'ing
For me, when all is said and done it's the old republic era. You'd think they want to tap into that especially, when you have fully function republic and empire at the same time with siths and jedis. It's a goldmine of content and it's also why most of it's so good also.
Literally asking for it
Kenobi and a e-girl
dickyobi
>gif
fricking make a webm you pleb
they're fricking groomers at disney man
ooga booga kenignog
Why are all the lightsaber fights so stiff?
>low budget green screen and directing
Every single plot point is fine, but the writing of almost every scene to get to that plot point is impossibly moronic, literally how can professionals allow this?
>professionals
SIR
OMG NO!!! WADE!!!!!
Also, did they really design that base such as that one blaster shot to the window, would cause it to break and flood the whole floor?
They really did blow this show to a degree that I had not thought possible.
it's all macguffin and shit-tier video game puzzles
>"that won't hold it for long!"
Why wouldn't it? What else is the fricking point of underwater blast doors?
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