>episode where female protagonist goes to Paris and needs to use the bathroom, but doesn't know how to ask in French

>episode where female protagonist goes to Paris and needs to use the bathroom, but doesn't know how to ask in French
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Die

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Voulez-vous poopoo avec moi?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are they staying where they’d need to ask to go to the bathroom, just go.
    Also your fetish is disgusting not because it’s a piss fetish but because it’s french.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Omorashi isn't a piss fetish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m gonna break down your post into three interpretations, and I want you to pick which one you meant
      >1) you are suggesting that the entire city of Paris has an abundance of clearly marked and accessible public restrooms all over the place, meaning that it is unlikely someone will ever have need to ask directions to one
      Having never been to Paris, I acknowledge this may be possible, but from my experience from every city I have visited, I find it unlikely.
      >2) you are suggesting it is both normal and reasonable for women all over paris to drop trou and just piss wherever they happen to be standing.
      Again, haven’t been. But if I were a tourist, I still wouldn’t want to risk it and would prefer to find a proper bathroom.
      >3) you are saying they should piss their pants
      Gross, dude.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't everyone in France know English anyway? Immersion ruined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not even that the word toilet is pretty much known by everyone in europe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just look for the signs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They’re charging $3 to let you use a toilet?
      I mean, I’d probably pay it if the next one out was far enough away, but still, that’s a pretty steep price.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's mexican pesos, they had the symbol before the USA, the difference is the Dolar symbol has 2 vertical bars and pesos only 1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay. Lemme look up the conversion rate.
          >1 peso to .5 american dollars.
          So a buck fifty to use the toilet? That’s not so bad, I guess. But if I’m paying over a dollar, I hope they have a spigot of clean water I can wash my hands at. I’m prepared to bring my own toilet paper, soap, and towel, but I want access to a sink as well as a hole in the ground.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, most of the time is just a wall you can pee on and a pvc tube with holes that washes away the pee constanlty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well then it’s misleading advertising if they’re gonna show a picture of a girl sitting on a toilet bowl. I would expect female friendly accommodations, not an improvised male urinal. At the very least they oughta have a drain you can squat over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know they printed someone's fetish image onto a poster and just went from there. lol lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we_bare_bears_bib.jpg

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female protag needs to use the bathroom
    >there's a line
    >friends/family drag her away from the line, putting her in the back every time she returns

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is girls peeing/girls on the toilet so hot bros?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's time for troonymaniacs
    >They're disgusting to the max
    >Autogynephiliacs
    >They wear skirts instead of slacks
    >They're troonymaniacs

    >Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
    >Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
    >They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"
    >Adam's apple
    >Wide clavicle
    >Futa connoisseur

    >They are the troonymaniacs
    >There's an axe-wound in their pants
    >They just can't accept the facts
    >They're looney to the max
    >They're troonymaniacs

    >They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
    >Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
    >They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
    >Then they pop out
    >And whip it out
    >And swing it all around

    >They are the troonymaniacs
    >They think they're cute but make me yak
    >No they can't transition back
    >But they're calling you the quack
    >They're troonymany
    >Totally insaney
    >Fricked up in the brainy
    >troonymaniacs
    >Those are the facts
    https://vocaroo.com/1hWQn1Z5Rftv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not troonymaniACKs
      You had one job.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omelette du fromage
    What now?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    French here! This really speaks to me because of something that happened recently. I'm a pianist and I had to perform in front of a few Americans. I was really nervous and drank two bottles of water before the performance. I had to play the "Four Seasons" by Vivaldi. Throughout the performance, I realized i really had to pee. I thought I could wait until it was over but I was wrong. The urge increased more and more as the time went on. I thought I was gonna burst. It didn't help that I was wearing tight pants. After I was done, I immediately ran off to the restroom. It felt so good but when I came back, I noticed a large wet spot on the crotch of my pants. I think everyone noticed. I've never felt so humiliated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but why did you introduce that story saying you are french.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick. Eh…. donni moi cabinet d’eau?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about French girl coming to the US and not knowing how to ask for the bathroom in English? Most Frenchies suck at English so bad they don't even know how to ask where the toilet is in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Less likely to work, because the french typically use the word “toilet,” which is the same in both languages with only slightly different and easily decipherable pronunciation.

      It works the other way around because, traditionally, americans don’t use the word “toilet” in most contexts and instead opt for “bathroom” or “rest room,” complicating matters because literal translations of these terms can be misleading in some other languages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a Swede, I love making fun of American tourists that use words like "restroom" when they come here. This just shows how prudish they are. They get so uncomfortable over nudity and basic bodily functions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A few of us do on occasion use the term “the shitter,” but it is considered excessively crass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much all English speaking countries use the word "toilet" except for North Americans. It can be misleading even when Americans travel to the UK for example.

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