>be in college in 2017 >no friends, no gf, nothing to live for, depressed, porn addict >watch shot caller >start acting like shot caller Money >watch ex con youtubers >start larping as a prisoner in the SHU >do burpees every day, eventually get to 14 sets of 88 reps >keep my house (prison cell [room]) in order all aka I don't leave cum rags lying around >stop watching porn >shoes always on, always ready for battle >militant mindset >start putting in the work (around the house) >actually apply myself in college and get good grades >always show up with my homework hooped (done and in my backpack) >get a job >owner likes that I am extremely disciplined and always on time >become manager in 3 months >gives me the keys to the yard (I close shop at the end of the day) >start uplifting my people and inviting everyone to do burpees >they keep asking why 88 reps, I just say it's the most optimal for fitness >everyone likes my positive energy >get a gf, she likes how passionate I am >ff 6 years >graduated college, started my own business, own a house and have 3 kids with my wife
this is what happens when you put in the work
i can literally only do 20-22 burpees in one set, maybe 3 sets max. im putting in the work but holy shit this is a beast workout. i want to get the keys to the yard
it was portrayed realistically. if you say Black person to a Black person in ad seg you're already in a fight. AB is responsible for 30% of the murders in the US prison system despite being only 3% of the inmate population. you think they get those numbers by starting random fights with one of the million Black folk there?
you ever called a Black person a Black person to their face? you would get greenlit for being moronic in the first week fish
Paperwork: Hooped
Work: Put in
Roll: Called
Boots: Laced
Wigs: Split
Pruno: Brewed
Navy Seals: Counted
Chomos: Booked
Heart: Checked
Lames: Away
Local: Burned
Gift: Given
Face: Spat
Show: Run
SHOTS: CALLED
They're not messed with too much as long as they give up the ass pronto. Most prisoners don't want to be fighting with trannies beucase it's a bad look.
this is a level 4 thread motherfricker. you cant be fricking around like this. i dont make the rules. he has the keys, hes the shot caller. THIS ISNT SOME FRICKING GAME
I work at a prison and the guy that has the keys in my facility for the Mexican mafia is a nerdy looking dude, a good chunk of the guys under her have that stereotypical inmate look.
It was a typo
I was half asleep writing post
The woods have an old dude who runs them and his "lieutenant" but they're not big, lots of debriefers with the white guys.
No idea who the chief's head is but they keep to themselves
The nigs are unorganized but claim to roll together
>Shot Caller almost had a completely different ending. Ric Roman Waugh toyed with the idea that after Money witnesses The Beast's death, he puts his sneakers on, proclaims “Now I am the shotcaller” and morphs into him.
When you do your time and what board you were at makes a difference ok when I did my time things might have been different to your time. Used to be that /b/ was a good board with some rowdy posters but it was all good, these days that board is no good at all that's where they stick the chomos and incestgays and morons that just couldn't hang on the blue boards. These days if you do time on /b/ then try to transfer to a blue board you're gonna get booked on sight. We're gonna (You) you up and make it real ugly so everyone knows. I do my time on Cinemaphile in /heem/ block, it's a wild place but the posters there are all good. Janny lets us do our thing, we're straight chillin. Now, on the blue boards we got a no porn policy. If you're gonna throw down some porn in a blue thread janny is going to take you off the board for 3 days and the thread is going into lockdown, you're gonna be sitting in solitary crying your eyes out. You'll need to unhoop your phone and post from that to get a new IP. So make sure it's worth it and then sometimes you're not gonna have a choice. Sometimes you gotta put that work in for your people, you see one of the woods posting a stacked titcow? You better jump with them and start posting your own titcow collection son or you'll be getting straight booked by the woodpile AND taken off the board by janny anyway just for being in the thread. I remember when I was doing time on Cinemaphile this was way back in the day before the capeshitters and goysloppers ruined the place, that place aint good no more but it used to be cool. But the jannies there man they would be all over us all the time, banning us even if we weren't posting porn just coz they wanted to frick with us. When you see a wood get taken out by a janny you gotta be ready to rock and start flooding that catalog with off topic shitposts and if you don't jump with the woodpile and keep talking about Television & Film you will be getting smashed out, getting booked, it's over for you.
>Be me in a position of trust with children >Live out my fantasies by abusing multiple kids >Finally caught after a number of years but only charged with two counts of sex with a minor >Massive media attention but cant reveal my Identity because of underage victims >Serve 2.5 years of a 6 year sentence >More media attention and outrage to lenient sentence >Some oversight meant I never had to register as a dangerous child sex offender >Serve my parole and get back into the same field of work I was in before I was caught >Six months in to my new job and already gain the trust of a few potential victims >Also dating a single mother of two kids
mfw to know I've had more e-girl than any of you Incel virgins will ever have?
>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.
>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?
>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting frickin nothin to show for it.
Did he really have to smuggle that stuff in his ass? Couldn't he have just put it in his mouth? I doubt they check their mouths or that the convicts have to speak before going to the yard.
I did some burpees yesterday but could not find the motivation to do any today. I also jerk offd 5 times. How can I get back on track? I wanna have the keys
I can't be seen replying to anyone validated.
>Book him.
>I just want you to know that I've FORGIVEN you for Shot Caller (2017) memes
>sad piano music
Called it, friendo
SAY IT
roger up
>be in college in 2017
>no friends, no gf, nothing to live for, depressed, porn addict
>watch shot caller
>start acting like shot caller Money
>watch ex con youtubers
>start larping as a prisoner in the SHU
>do burpees every day, eventually get to 14 sets of 88 reps
>keep my house (prison cell [room]) in order all aka I don't leave cum rags lying around
>stop watching porn
>shoes always on, always ready for battle
>militant mindset
>start putting in the work (around the house)
>actually apply myself in college and get good grades
>always show up with my homework hooped (done and in my backpack)
>get a job
>owner likes that I am extremely disciplined and always on time
>become manager in 3 months
>gives me the keys to the yard (I close shop at the end of the day)
>start uplifting my people and inviting everyone to do burpees
>they keep asking why 88 reps, I just say it's the most optimal for fitness
>everyone likes my positive energy
>get a gf, she likes how passionate I am
>ff 6 years
>graduated college, started my own business, own a house and have 3 kids with my wife
this is what happens when you put in the work
i regret even reading this post unfunny moron zoomer
i can literally only do 20-22 burpees in one set, maybe 3 sets max. im putting in the work but holy shit this is a beast workout. i want to get the keys to the yard
holy based
lol we'll see how much you regret it when your family is laying in blood and you get to life knowing you're the cause you fricking lame
Now do it in English.
someone please post the sicario operator guy doing that shanking
Alright. I'll put in the work for my motherfricking people.
So this movie about an Aryan Brotherhood... does it say Black person often? Or does it not?
It's basedness hinges on the answer.
it was portrayed realistically. if you say Black person to a Black person in ad seg you're already in a fight. AB is responsible for 30% of the murders in the US prison system despite being only 3% of the inmate population. you think they get those numbers by starting random fights with one of the million Black folk there?
you ever called a Black person a Black person to their face? you would get greenlit for being moronic in the first week fish
>you think they get those numbers by starting random fights with one of the million Black folk there?
Yeah?
The shit collar vs Sons of Anarchy
Paperwork: Hooped
Work: Put in
Roll: Called
Boots: Laced
Wigs: Split
Pruno: Brewed
Navy Seals: Counted
Chomos: Booked
Heart: Checked
Lames: Away
Local: Burned
Gift: Given
Face: Spat
Show: Run
SHOTS: CALLED
>SHOTS: CALLED
this
you think you're gonna call a shot without putting in that work wood?
Farmer's head: Ripped off
Toad: Fought
Iron: Up
Free rides: None
Bricks: Shitted
Ink: Clean
>Paperwork: Hooped
Can someone explain this one to me?
You don't want to have to ever hoop paperwork but if you ever need to do it you'll be very glad you did. Assuming you're not a chomosexual or snitch.
I can't believe the dude he kills at the end is the guy from creepshow 2 who gets scalped by the wooden indian.
oh yeah
well i can
How do trannies do in prison?
refer to shotcaller: thailand edition aka a prayer before dawn
to answer your question they hot passionate sex with white boys
They're not messed with too much as long as they give up the ass pronto. Most prisoners don't want to be fighting with trannies beucase it's a bad look.
that's where the pants-down-below-the-ass style originated. ass for cigs/books/mac
They go to female prisons and frick a lot of pussy because they're the only wiener left.
I'm here to INFORM you that you don't call the shots anymore..
lmao
Is this movie any good?
Honest no.
are you black?
what does a shot caller do?
-puts in work
-hooping
-has the keys
The saftey of these threads comes with a price, there are no free rides here everybody puts in work.
what's your yard name anons? Mine's fedora!
Fats, Fatso. Pleased to meet ya.
How come this guy was the big boss when he looked like a literal giant baby? IRL that guy would be the cell block's bussy
He put in work, cuz. gotta be a real one to run the yard
this is a level 4 thread motherfricker. you cant be fricking around like this. i dont make the rules. he has the keys, hes the shot caller. THIS ISNT SOME FRICKING GAME
I work at a prison and the guy that has the keys in my facility for the Mexican mafia is a nerdy looking dude, a good chunk of the guys under her have that stereotypical inmate look.
That's interesting
>her
?
Zoomers do this. Him her he she are all interchangeable now I guess.
>Muh typo
Yeah no I don't think so.
It was a typo
I was half asleep writing post
The woods have an old dude who runs them and his "lieutenant" but they're not big, lots of debriefers with the white guys.
No idea who the chief's head is but they keep to themselves
The nigs are unorganized but claim to roll together
There's gonna be a balloon in your (you)s. You're responsible for it. Take it to the snood thread tomorrow.
>Shot Caller almost had a completely different ending. Ric Roman Waugh toyed with the idea that after Money witnesses The Beast's death, he puts his sneakers on, proclaims “Now I am the shotcaller” and morphs into him.
we were robbed of kino
>greenlighted
The term is greenlighted, sort of like hanged when referring to an execution.
Who has the keys in this thread?
The local burner
if youre validated remember I cannot be (You)'d otherwise Beast will get mad
When you do your time and what board you were at makes a difference ok when I did my time things might have been different to your time. Used to be that /b/ was a good board with some rowdy posters but it was all good, these days that board is no good at all that's where they stick the chomos and incestgays and morons that just couldn't hang on the blue boards. These days if you do time on /b/ then try to transfer to a blue board you're gonna get booked on sight. We're gonna (You) you up and make it real ugly so everyone knows. I do my time on Cinemaphile in /heem/ block, it's a wild place but the posters there are all good. Janny lets us do our thing, we're straight chillin. Now, on the blue boards we got a no porn policy. If you're gonna throw down some porn in a blue thread janny is going to take you off the board for 3 days and the thread is going into lockdown, you're gonna be sitting in solitary crying your eyes out. You'll need to unhoop your phone and post from that to get a new IP. So make sure it's worth it and then sometimes you're not gonna have a choice. Sometimes you gotta put that work in for your people, you see one of the woods posting a stacked titcow? You better jump with them and start posting your own titcow collection son or you'll be getting straight booked by the woodpile AND taken off the board by janny anyway just for being in the thread. I remember when I was doing time on Cinemaphile this was way back in the day before the capeshitters and goysloppers ruined the place, that place aint good no more but it used to be cool. But the jannies there man they would be all over us all the time, banning us even if we weren't posting porn just coz they wanted to frick with us. When you see a wood get taken out by a janny you gotta be ready to rock and start flooding that catalog with off topic shitposts and if you don't jump with the woodpile and keep talking about Television & Film you will be getting smashed out, getting booked, it's over for you.
Here in the block we show RESPECT for effortposts.
so is this movie any good or what are yall brothaz memeing about
>Be me in a position of trust with children
>Live out my fantasies by abusing multiple kids
>Finally caught after a number of years but only charged with two counts of sex with a minor
>Massive media attention but cant reveal my Identity because of underage victims
>Serve 2.5 years of a 6 year sentence
>More media attention and outrage to lenient sentence
>Some oversight meant I never had to register as a dangerous child sex offender
>Serve my parole and get back into the same field of work I was in before I was caught
>Six months in to my new job and already gain the trust of a few potential victims
>Also dating a single mother of two kids
mfw to know I've had more e-girl than any of you Incel virgins will ever have?
Literally have a nice day
Are you calling the shots? No? Then frick off!
>Massive media attention but cant reveal my Identity because of underage victims
This makes no sense.
If they exposed me it would have exposed where I work and then the kids.
Worked out great for me 🙂
I'm putting in work
>tfw been greenlit the last 3 threads
>every wood in the yard is smash on sight
You gonna get yo wig split
Kino
any of you woods watch 60 days in?
Why is this 6 year old movie getting shilled so much on this board?
You must be fresh fish?
You better have clean paperwork otherwise this fist is going STRAIGHT UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
>mfw some bad-paperwork-having chomosexual asked for my chicken on the bone
Do we have a problem?
the kids greenlit
Whoever had the keys to the threads got locked up. Now he is out to put us to work again
>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.
>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?
>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting frickin nothin to show for it.
Call shotter
Did he really have to smuggle that stuff in his ass? Couldn't he have just put it in his mouth? I doubt they check their mouths or that the convicts have to speak before going to the yard.
>Couldn't he have just put it in his mouth?
I'd sure you'd have no problem smuggling it in your pussy
I did some burpees yesterday but could not find the motivation to do any today. I also jerk offd 5 times. How can I get back on track? I wanna have the keys