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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Revolver was fricking kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know Madonna made Guy Ritchie put lots of esoteric and qabbalah references in it?
      It is very obviously a schizophrenic movie that is halfway between a gangster flick and some israeli nonsense

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Safe is his best movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crank 1 & 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unique in their own right, I cant think of any other movies which are similar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally an exact copy of Kramer vs Kramer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally foken all of em
    hes the british vin diesel and no Im not just saying that cause im bald and cheer for all bald actors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baldbro...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you like bruce willis?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snatched

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Statham is unironically one of my favourite actors. He plays the same character every movie like the rock, but he does it so well I don't even mind,

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redemption/Hummingbird. It's also Steven Knight kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watched it yesterday. I liked Statham but I found the movie kinda mid.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the movie Hummingbird
    I get the impression Statham is the only non groomer actor haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hot guys dont groom chicks, the girls just jump on them and cherish the memory forever with the ocassional nutter who will try to sue you for alimonies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading in gossip rags that he was nutting in prime Kelly Brook for years. iirc she dumped him for her career when she got a part in smallville.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you had Rosie Huntington-Whiteley waiting at home, you wouldn't need anything else.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen Tommy you must watch the snatch before ze germans come

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The bank job.
    Unadulterated kino

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched Wrath of Man the other night. Pretty good but not the strongest Guy Ritchie flick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one should have been a mini-series. Everything felt rushed as frick.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AL-KAIDA!
    AL-KAIDA!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too lazy to make the 3x3 but it'd be
    >lock stock
    >wrath of man
    >snatch
    >mean machine
    >transporter
    >mechanic
    >death race
    >bank job
    >homefront

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no Crank
      What are you even on Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        near miss along with blitz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where are Killer Elite and Parker, big homosexual?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        killer elite is mediocre. not a contender
        parker is in the trash where it belongs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why did they give him the same outfit in Wrath of Man and Killer Elite?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there martial arts fights in Blitz, Safe and Hummingbird/Redemption?

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