EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2024 - SEMI-FINAL 2

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    predictions
    >this shit gonna get allu akbared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would make it at least somewhat entertaining

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 minutes to go!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 minutes left!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they boo Israel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so
      I'm a fricking nihilist, I want both sides to go ham to cause maximum misery which will be entertaining for me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nihilist
        >maximum misery
        thats not how this works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >self described nihilist
          >being a fricking moron
          checks out fine

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from the river to the sea

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good songs or eye candy here tonight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malta's entry just now was pretty loose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switzerland's entry was hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Albanian one was a good titcow

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna vote israel so hard

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Israel to win so we can accelerate this shitshow to the point of critical mass.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a homosexual from Switzerland

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Switzerland always sending homosexuals?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Czechia is so hot

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Nemo and they are my favourite to win but my god, the outfit are horrendous, yes we get it, you're non-binary but why does that come with such awful fashion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Attention seeker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, if you have to dress up girly maybe dont dress up as a nine year old one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They
      It's one guy anon

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick how did France go from good music to shitty music

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insanely gay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estonia's my pick

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insane cringe

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Austria good

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT ASS

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are politics against the rules or not

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some nice dnb in there.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, She should win just for that shit she did

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >state of Austria

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's like an aliexpress iggy azelia

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since when do Blacks represent the fricking Nord, It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varg warned you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black singer
      >singing about sand
      ahh, I am so proud to be Danish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought a Black metal band was going to represent Denmark

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insanely mid lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She cant sing.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Israel get to participate anyways? They're like a million miles from Europe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They own Europe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the logic is that all israelis are from Europe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just have to apply and meet the standards for the organization behind eurovision. Doesn't matter where your country is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Australia participates, bro, you just have to be gay enough

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armenian is good

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Armenia to win. Crazy dick energy.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russians were carrying the show

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Germany, Uk and France fans were all ugly rest of the lesser known countries were actually beautiful. Is that because of degeneracy?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick the Latvian is good

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything about this gay is making me uncomfortable

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good song

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro rocking the opal cuirass
    performance was hollow af

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the big countries just mock us with disgusting shit like this? At least send someone half-decent.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbh Spain's song wasn't that bad it was just every single thing attached to it - No emotion from singer and gay degenerate dancing. The 80s synth drums are always kino

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna fricking puke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it 🙂

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Israel is going to win

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    San Marino is kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe on planet Brain Damage

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    San Marino will get all the 2006 emo crowd.
    i liked it

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss epic sax guy. I shan't watch unless he's back.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick Georgia is generic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So generic

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madrid 2025, but hoping it's Praha

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any of these kinos this year? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSQYTt4xg3I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slovakia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slovenia?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it isn't the first one it's always the second one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not bad, just wish they'd get rid of the male dancers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            booba

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She repeated that song on Tuesday.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Epic, she's got a cool style

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't these morons realise that if every other performer is a gay of some kind, it gets pretty repetative and tedious for the average fan. Kind of undermines their "über oppressed" narrative

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch anon here, why are so many Dutch people convinced that The Netherlands is going to win? I've never seen such hype for the Dutch candidate, including 2019 when The Netherlands actually ended up winning. Does anyone in the rest of Europe even care? Happy hardcore/gabberhouse isn't a particularly popular genre outside of The Netherlands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      non-swampgerman here, its funny

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually good

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estonia, let's goooooooooo

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fack, don't remind me of how hot the Urban Simphony singer was

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that v sauce???

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understand what the frick is going on there.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick Females are so fricking generic

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're getting close... somebody start up the boo removal machine

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who ?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please, somebody invade the stage. I need some fricking entertainment

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Free Palestine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From Hamas.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that Irish man singing in Italian?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some good shit

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If norway is not in the top 3, I would be disappointed.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Audience was muted during Israel's performance.
    https://twitter.com/rasmusbravado/status/1788666402930389398

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My ears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      This is the perfomance btw. Judge for yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you could hear cheering, unless you imply it's artificial cheering

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I imply nothing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some actual cheering, yes, but no where near the same as all of the other acts and you can't hear the calling during the song. At least Israel stayed in the green room tonight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is artificial cheering. Russia got booed in 2014, since then they're able to mute booing and add cheering, applauds, etc atleast for the televised show.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't have to be fake, according to betting sites Israel is top #6 popular

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OY VEY

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark, Latvia, San Marino, Belgium to NQ

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paparizou easily could win this year with this song

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHA CHA CHA CHA

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moomins!

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have to hand it to em, this has been the best production of eurovision ever. So far. Cant wait for an explosive main event.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Israel and Greece through. Jesus wept

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually rigged

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And no Czechia, god help us and save us

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2/3 of contestants are half-naked
    what a time to be alive

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eurovision seems like the homosexual safespace type of event where they would muffle the boos, implying there's anyone with balls in the crowd enough to boo. Though if there's one thing they will boo, it's sleights against Palestine

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is my first time watching this.

    Fricking hate how 90% of them sang in english and mimicked American pop, Estonia Armenia and Netherlands absolutely raped everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of them sang in english and mimicked American pop
      This has been going on for 20 years. 90% of the songs are extremely generic pop with no catchy hooks at all. Native language songs very seldom manage to completely steal the show with the mainstream voters but it happens from time to time but it's mostly just friendly countries voting for each other, no matter how generic the song

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to understand, how do you guys enjoy this shit? The degeneracy on display is fricking horrifying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its so fricking camp and cringe I can't help but keep watching.
      Shit cracks me up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I usually enjoy some good campy self-aware kino, but this just gives me the creeps and makes me angry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's very camp and a little cringe, but it's just Europe having a fun little night of sing song and music with our buddies Australia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just rooting for the good guys to win. Like in 2021 when Italy was 4th after the jury vote but managed to win over the homosexual from Switzerland and the fat niggress from Malta in the end.

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big giant genderfluid homosexual with eye liner, a choker and a chest tattoo
        >good guys
        There is not a single normal person at this event.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it used to be kino but many years ago, like 10+, 15

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looking like a genderfluid homosexual is part of the charm of glam rock.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched that final in my apartment with my gf, in the middle of the pandemic. It seems a lifetime ago

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Czechia
    I'm S E E T H I N G

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Czech Republic you homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, mong!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it was the best song presented today, and the singer is hot

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eurovision
    >Europe
    >Israel

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40% votes in Italy wento to Israel
    Can't wait for chimpout when israelites win this.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, Israel participates?

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need israel to win for maximum shitposting

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post previous Eurovision kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't remind us of better times when we're stuck with pure trash in the current year(s), anon.
      Lena was arguably the last genuinely good winner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what they took from us

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dance, you say?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dancing is forbidden

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing that now one is falling for that bullshit propaganda anymore.
      When even the US stops supporting them, you know the winds are changing.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has this contest ever resulted in anything relevant since Abba?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you consider relevant. Several winners have had hits all over Europe afterwards. Like

      post previous Eurovision kino

      or Loreen (aka. overproduced trash) or that Italian rock group named "foreskin" that won two years ago.
      There's also quite a few memes and meme hits, like "epic sax guy".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you consider relevant. Several winners have had hits all over Europe afterwards. Like [...] or Loreen (aka. overproduced trash) or that Italian rock group named "foreskin" that won two years ago.
      There's also quite a few memes and meme hits, like "epic sax guy".

      Oh, and I just remember: Celine Dion was after Abba. She became pretty famous even outside Europe. Mainly North America, for obvious reasons.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why israelites hate Europeans and want them destroyed but at the same time they want to accepted by them and aspire to be like them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isreal is basically built on the model of European colonialism in the 17th, 18th and to an extent the 19th century. But Israel also hates everything Europe stands for today: Democracy, freedom (in particular religious freedom and secularization), human dignity, tolerance, peace, unity, respect and friendship.
      Also, they kinda have to pretend to be a European coutry, because the alternative to that is to accept that they're uncivilized fanatic desert dwellers like the rest of the people in that region.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      symbiosism/parasitism continuum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *symbiosis

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hard to top that level of goyslop

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Africa?
    Any BBC in that *uroCracker?

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