>Even normies are sick of this shit

>Even normies are sick of this shit

Did we start the fire?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAN YOU FRICK OFF?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Die troonybot. Day of the self-rope is soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know what?
      Maybe normalgays aren't that bad after all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you are a normalgay. Ever though about that moron?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Normalgays want to rid the world of israelites entirely, and at the very least evacuate every browner than Italian "person" from Europe?
          I hope you're right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying normalgay is an insult
          Have sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you under the impression that post-2010 (at least) Cinemaphile isn't just another site full of "normies"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is so far up its own ass that they can't even acknowledge the based facebook normies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, lefty Cinemaphile is just mad that they've been losing hard this year.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's absolutely no way they'll allow a buff, muscular male Greek hero be the star of his show in 2022. There WILL be homoeroticism, and Meg will refer to him as a lunkhead more than once. It will also be more about her as that one commentor says. Not to mention they will make him as brown as possible to be more "ethnically accurate."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did we start the fire?
    No, but we are the spark that will light the fire.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making Hades the villain instead of Hera was already a modern spin.
    I really hate how dianey changes things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair most Greek-based fictions often pigeonhole Hades into being the villan of the story because of muh underworld.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me 3 of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, always hated that. Hades was a cool dude in mythology. But I gotta admit they made him very charismatic in the cartoon. Can't even imagine what actor can portray him. Maybe young Defoe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But I gotta admit they made him very charismatic in the cartoon
        this, yeah it's lorelet shlock but frick me if he isn't the best character in the movie.

        Maybe you are a normalgay. Ever though about that moron?

        whatever you say DUDE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making heracles not being a murdering psycho rapist was the biggest change. The old Greek morality was completely different from the modern one.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least Will Smith won't be in it.

    I wonder if they have the nads to make him gay, and make Meg a black man.

    I can't even get mad. I'll never see it, and they've nuked so much of their legacy, I just don't give a frick anymore.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so who can do justice to Hades? it needs to be someone energetic and charismatic, would picrel work? also assume for a minute they hired James Woods (which they obviously won't), could he do it or is he too old now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      McAvoy is a pretty great choice for Hades tbh.
      I imagine they'll get someone like Jack Black to play Phil.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this literally what the original Disney movie did, put a modern spin on the original story? Pretty sure Hercules merchandising his likeness wasn't part of the original myth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but in current year + 5 we have to pretend that everything new is groundbreaking.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are blacks

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chuds, bigotry will never be cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "born this way"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >born this way
        maybe so, the parents of all these gay/trans kids were force fed 2% milk and amoxicillin as children themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being proud that you've started a fad. May as well be a % of goth kids in the 2000s. Troons are killing themselves in droves due to post-op regret and being shunned by their "friend group" when they try to detrans. You've got blood on your hands for encouraging mental illness instead of getting people help.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cut out the sample size
      >cut out the source

      whoa.........

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hercules
    Heracles

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying this isn't a pol false flag raid as usual and OP isn't just crossposting themselves yet again

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >crossposting

    trannies really think people only stick on one board? I am browsing like 4 boards at the same time right now moron.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't really care much what they do in movies but they should hire kevin sorbo to play hercules for lulz

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could finally have gay sex in ancient Greece in a Disney movie but they will put Black folk instead

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wallace Shawn for herc!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wallace would be great as Hades, not gonna lie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He plays both hades and herc in a modern Jekyll-and-hide twist

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf people still use facebook

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