Even the obese, rude and socially retarded comic book guy found a gf

Even the obese, rude and socially moronic comic book guy found a gf

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >owns his own business
    >has a strong will and will argue with everyone who is willing
    >has a hobby he loves wholeheartedly
    Of course he does. Fat or skinny is irrelevant if you're rich and charismatic/dominant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were people arguing about everything on the internet as early as the 90’s?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Newgroups were wild and were full of about as much whining as Twitter, it's just that there were far less normies there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wew nothing ever really changes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a pretty based time to be online

          Post more these are great funny to think this was going on when I was only 4 lol (31 now)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a pretty based time to be online

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Post more these are great funny to think this was going on when I was only 4 lol (31 now)

          Yes. Newgroups were wild and were full of about as much whining as Twitter, it's just that there were far less normies there.

          There's still an old Titanic forum from 1997 still up, funny that people were complaning about the same issues even 25 years ago

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know whether I should be happy or disappointed that pointless pedantic discussions were a thing people wasted their time on 30 years ago, just like we do today.
            Maybe it was over before it even began

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that wss a gay fricking read

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >maybe link wants to become zelda?

          This man was ahead of his time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being a cute princess living a sheltered life in a cute castle
          frick, I would love to be zelda.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. It was better too because people couldn't spam pictures of dicks/buttholes/memes, you had to write to insult someone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a pretty based time to be online

        [...]
        Post more these are great funny to think this was going on when I was only 4 lol (31 now)

        The more things change the more things stay the same.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mifflin was clearly ahead of his time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >signing your name when it's attached to the post automatically

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This poor guy at that moment in time, to think gaystation beat out the 64. How do you think he felt about it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PS1 was great, that's why. PS2 otoh got it's undeserved popularity thanks to the 3rd world and fifa. Literally the modern equivalent of claiming women are the biggest gamers because everyone's mom and sister played candy crush. Technically not dishonest but deceptive enough to give you pause.

            btw
            Odyssey > Coleco > the rest
            Atari 2600 > Intellivision > Coleco > Odyssey 2 > Atari 5200 > the rest
            NES/Famicom > Sega Master System > Sega SG-1000 > Atari 7800
            SNES/SUPER Famicom ≥ Sega Genesis *power gap* NeoGeo > TurboGrafx > SuperGrafx
            PS1 ≥ N64 > Sega Saturn *IMMENSE power gap* 3DO Interactive Multiplayer > Atari Jaguar
            Xbox ≥ Gamecube > Dreamcast > PS2
            Xbox 360 > Wii > PS3
            PS4 > Switch > WiiU > Xbox One

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Xbox better than gamecubr and Dreamcast
              >Ps4 better than Wii u when 99.9% of par games are on PC
              Frick off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZqbrNTtdq0

          https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/E2OK3VDtsvQ?pli=1
          >it's still up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A big joke they used to do with Comic Bool Guy was portraying him as a weirdo/loser for doing just that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People have been arguing since a choice between A and B was a thing. Wanna know what most 80s/90s kids' first shitpost was? Bathroom stall/porta john graffiti. Entire threads would sprout up and rage on until an irl jannie cleans/repairs the stall. And most of the those threads are identical to the ones today. Ragebait, insults, genuine questions met with merciless shitposts, who fricked whose mom, etc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Animaniacs had an entire episode devoted to it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marlon Brando spent his last years fricking around with people on internet forums

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's two parodies of annoying and argumentative 90's cartoon fans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stupid fricking zoomer, the internet didn't truly exist until the mid 2000's

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You fricked up bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We had fidonet in the 80's, I was young but I did alot of shit talking on fidonet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true actually, you'd be surprised how girls get drawn in by somebody simply being dedicated to a hobby. Somewhat related, I participate in ML competitions in my spare time and all my various gfs, whether they have any technical background or not, have always been really fascinated by it and wanted to follow my progress while sharing occasionally helpful insights.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You play for the minor leagues? That's pretty cool. And, yeah, guys need a hobby outside of sitting in their rooms playing with their toys.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ML competitions
        Marxism Leninism competitions?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ML competitions

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This would be so hot if I didnt know a gay British male comedian was under that costume.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ML competitions
        oh machine learning ur a robot mouse maze anon. ok then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2PU9RVp.jpeg

      Even the obese, rude and socially moronic comic book guy found a gf

      He's also a fictional character. The writers can easily make her single or have a girlfriend whenever they want. It isn't real life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, fiction is about possibilities, not probabilities.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true actually, you'd be surprised how girls get drawn in by somebody simply being dedicated to a hobby. Somewhat related, I participate in ML competitions in my spare time and all my various gfs, whether they have any technical background or not, have always been really fascinated by it and wanted to follow my progress while sharing occasionally helpful insights.

      I once told a girl in a bar that I restore antique engines in my spare time (which I actually do), and she immediately grabbed my arm and took me over to play skee ball with her and later that night we fricked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then everyone got up and clapped.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I buy it. Girls get interested in the weirdest things sometimes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          girls will date a convicted rapist abuser if he's hot. they're fricking stupid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            men will also date a convicted rapist abuser if she is hot

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a woman cannot rape or physically abuse a man.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the law disagrees with you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t understand what this macro is trying to say. I know what happened between them. But this image macro is just fricked and dumb.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Drugs + ropes + dragon dildo up the ass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would date a mass murdering psycho rapist racist peso if she was hot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >girls will date a convicted rapist abuser if he's hot. they're fricking stupid.
            It's not hard. Most operate on emotion. They seek out confident, dominant, and strong men to mate with. It's their DNA.

            Then when they are pregnant they seek out men who are providers and resource rich.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anatomy of a gamer
    >child gf
    Damn Simpsons really did do everything, even nu-Simpsons

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know what you’re doing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book guy talks to women, even if generally condescending.
    Some women have a high tolerance for that, and might find his geekness cute or attractive.
    anon was right he really do have the anatomy of a gamer

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's not real
    he's a cartoon character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only real answer.
      All the other anons trying to rationalize this irl are cringeworthy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure that's his kid. He found out he had a kid he didn't kno about and they bonded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its his japanese wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh god I really need to catch up on the last 25 years of this show... is something no one would actually say.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When it finally dies i will.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in hindsight it is kind of fricked up they didn't give him a fat, nerdy wife.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a cartoon. IRL he would die as a 50 year old virgin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah he definitely could bag some fat nerdy shut in cat lady his age irl. giving him a beautiful, young nip wife is kind of bizarre.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it screams of some writer wish fulfillment

              [...]
              There's a Nu episode where he's from a family of very wealthy collectors.

              canon in simpsons is moronic at the best of times, but Comic Book Guy owns the building he's in, and he also has literally millions of dollars in rare inventory, was an early internet adopter, and is big into other markets like collectibles and even underground tapes in the 80s and 90s.

              Writing this all out has made me realize just how much America has fallen since the 90s, because long convoluted explanations are needed to explain how half the people in the show can be doing as well as they are.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Comic Book Guy also was like 30 by the time he first appears.
                Also he has his own comic mini series because he's based.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They figured out how much of their fanbase Literally Me's this character and threw him a bone

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie
            people who look even worse and have less have 3 kids now
            get out of your fricking shit hole basement parasite

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He owns his own business and had been collecting comics since the 80s. Imagine how much soijaks would be paying for that shit now. Comic Book Guy is probably a multi-millionaire.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IRL nerds unironically are worse than Comic Book Guy who while repulsive in many ways like most Simpsons characters has moments where he shows he isn't that bad of a person and has a better side to him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, CBG is the most true to life Simpsons character because he's literally me: a fat, argumentative nerd. My dad even tried to get me to go into business with him opening a comic book shop but my Japanese wife was against it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cause irl a guy who looks and acts like that isn't getting an attractive, young woman.
            >ITS A CARTOON
            still comes off like someone self inserting or having a fat ugly bastard fetish.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proves my point by posting a chad meme
                this is literally an unkempt, abrasive, fat, ugly, sperg getting with a 10/10 young woman. even in a cartoon its kind of bizarre.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your argument only hold validity towards non-white men.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obese men are disgusting no matter their race. being white doesn't mean you can be 350lbs and have conventionally attractive women trip and fall on your stubby dick hidden in fat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but a fat man can lose weight
                a non-white man can never turn white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                comic book guy clearly isn't ever going to lose the weight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a non-white man can never turn white
                So he has a better chance then.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sure thing Apu.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this homosexual has been trying to force his oc wojack waifu (the girl on the right) for two months now on multiple blue boards, he posts her at any oppurtunity and makes threads with no subject line just to show everyone his waifu.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                here's the fricked up thing. i'm dating a 32 year old right now and i asked her to be exclusive. she said yes. than a week later changed her mind. i don't have a steady job but i'm rich and i make her cum a lot. i honestly couldn't believe it, she has no idea i have dated girls ten years younger than me before

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was pulling for him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are the simpsons at his wedding

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Springfield's not that big of a town, everyone goes to everyone's wedding.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone goes to everyone's wedding.
            then why are the simpsons the only ones there

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because writers have no confidence in letting side characters carry stories without their involdement
              Essentially this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqYVNQIHRg

              Even in 22 Short Films from Springfield , third of the stories are about Lisa

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking KEK

        this is the image that absolutely filtered Cinemaphile

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I didn't know better I'd think it was AI-generated, but I also know nu-Simpsons really is that stupid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven’t seen the simpsons in ten years and that image made me burst out laughing. that is hilarious satire at the expense of most posters here

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven’t seen the simpsons in ten years and that image made me burst out laughing. that is hilarious satire at the expense of most posters here

            This episode is a decade old.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stereotyped asian falling for fat nerd
        why was there no outrage over this like apu?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women only want to marginalize colors that are Not Okay.

          Honestly, reintroducing people of color after cleansing authentic representations of them from media (like Apu) as an annoying bonus feature which you can't remove vs just having cool black guys that go 'woo', Apu, or the entirety of Samuel Jackson has done more damage to people's perception of race than the hicks screaming "Black person" whenever a black person drives by them. ever has.

          It's extremely evil.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To expand on that, when's the last time you've seen "just a normal black dude" in media recently? It can't just be Lando Calrissian. It has to be a woman, possibly overweight, sometimes with themes of "girl boss". Like a sore thumb.

            I can't find it now, but there was an extra in Andor that was clearly picked out for being 1. black 2. female and 3. overweight.

            Or Obi Wan, the series was doomed from the get-go, but the villain serves as a good example. People fricking love Lando, Giancarlo Esposito as Moff, etc. Plenty of representation. But then for some reason someone decides the studio just isn't doing enough, writes a shitty character, makes sure they tick all the "oppressed people" boxes, and then the audience leaves with a bad taste and starts thinking that about all of the non-white characters in media.

            Or one company who I can't put my finger on, putting out a "diversity report" where they went floor to floor and tallied up all their black people and women and said something like "we employed X women and Y people of color this year". Real fricking classy.

            It's just a shitshow tbh.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, there's plenty of regular cool black guys in Andor. You're probably thinking of that fast b***h in Mando Season 3.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have done your own research on this subject, I see.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          japanese are a designated hate race because they tried to break free of israeli influence in the 1980s and were punished with a dead economy in the 90s.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow, the israelites are that powerful?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they put the comic book guy with one of Marge's sisters or some other old woman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IRL life marrying her would probably lead to him dropping a ton of weight and getting outdoor hobbies and a real job.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good for him honestly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the claw

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's not the same guy, Ken-Sama was killed in the 2011 tsunami

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jon Snow went to Yi Ti?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you just know some ugly white woman wrote this as a dig against Japanese women

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was written by a guy (Tim Long)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this one at least made sense since they were both single parents.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHITEPILLED AGAIN

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book guy owns real estate and a profitable small business, by 90s standards he's a loser, by 2024 standards he can have any girl he wants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah his business survived the comic book crash, he's undoubtedly fricking loaded and very business savvy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Comic book guy owns real estate and a profitable small business, by 90s standards he's a loser, by 2024 standards he can have any girl he wants

        There's a Nu episode where he's from a family of very wealthy collectors.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men spend their entire youths fapping to porn, playing video games and scrolling their phones. Nobody tries or has any ambitions anymore. The sexual value of men has plummeted.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never reward young men for trying
        >no scholarships for you chuds
        >no jobs for you chuds!
        >you're not entitled to sex chuds!
        >Hey! Why aren't you working harder!?
        The mystery is unsolvable lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men were never entitled for any of these things, we just couldn’t waste our lives on modern media.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >offer literally no rewards for success
            >clearly this is porn's fault!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its more like women are free to choose who they frick now and shocker, its the top 20% of men. so the bottom 80% of men are just checking out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >my life doesn’t suck because i’m fat, i’m an fat because my life sucks!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i am not fat. what i am is ugly and average height, and i don't have a huge penis, therefore ensuring i will die a virgin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t tell if you are being serious

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all that matters is face and height, and then dick when you actually start having sex. everything else is irrelevant. women are more shallow than men.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >porn hasn’t affected my mind in any way. It’s the society that has betrayed me!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, unironically.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically try talking to people in real life one of these days.
                It might surprise you

                He isn't wrong. At least when it comes to dating the girl. As far as interacting goes, you are just going to be tolerated if you don't have something she wants.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically try talking to people in real life one of these days.
                It might surprise you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people have ostracized me before they get to know me because of my looks. they have my entire life. you wouldn't get it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people have ostracized me before they get to know me because of my looks. they have my entire life. you wouldn't get it.

                Post face. You have nothing to lose.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i will not partake in your humiliation ritual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just wanted to see if you are really that ugly or you are just neurotic and overly insecure like 90% of incels.

                I’m ugly as frick and have had sex many times plus a long term relationship right now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                99% of the men who have sex on this site are shit at determining their attractiveness. you're probably a 6/10 at worst and tall with a large penis whilst i am a 3/10 and not tall and don't have a large penis.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                penis size doesn’t determine whether you have sex whatsoever you are literally just proving that you are insecure and neurotic

                I have a tiny penis and am ugly and you are just in denial because you have so heavily subscribed to the worldview that nothing is actually your fault

                there are infinite legions of 5’7 white and asian men with tiny wieners getting blowjobs right as you are reading this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a tiny penis and am ugly
                you could be lying to try and get less fortunate men to humiliate themselves. why should i trust a single thing you claim?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you shouldn't trust or even engage a redditapcer
                literally not a single thing of worth has come from those posters ever

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I’m on fricking Cinemaphile you think I am actually channing tatum with a massive wiener trying to scheme against incels? you have completely lost your mind and I’m not sure if anyone will ever get through to you

                if people can survive torture, land tobers on mars, and build particle colliders I’m sure you can pull yourself together just enough to get your tiny dick sucked if you stop acting so utterly pitiful

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah i will die a kissless virgin but it is what it is. it can't be helped.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I’m starting to realize you deserve it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i see it partly as me doing a favor to society. my rotten genes will die with me, its for the best.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either that or they have low standards, alot of times that's what separates normies from incel, incels have lower t too which again raises their standards

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not good looking, i have a beer belly but i'm 6ft. i frick cuties. literally just make them laugh it's so easy. just make them feel anything really

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >6ft
                so you're part of that top 15% friend. opinion discarded.

                protip: women like men that don't back down, even if chad comes along and bullies them, if you are sarcastic and dismissive of it women will secretly get wet down there

                it is not about how "alpha" and "chad" you are, it is about NEVER giving off any "beta" vibes

                women are shallow c**ts. its not about le vibes or personality. zoomer c**t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is the first time anyone has accused me of being in the top 15 percent

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only something like 15% of men in the US are 6ft and taller.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok but i'm not good looking, i smoke like a chimney and drink, which has lead to weight gain. seems like that adds into the 'looksmax' conversation, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you underestimate how much women fetishize height.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tbf the current girl i'm dating tells me all the time she loves that i'm tall

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                absolutely not true

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              99% of the men who have sex on this site are shit at determining their attractiveness. you're probably a 6/10 at worst and tall with a large penis whilst i am a 3/10 and not tall and don't have a large penis.

              I'm a 4/10 at best, 0 matches on dating apps when I've tried yet I've still had gfs consistently since 17. You're misplacing the blame

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                like i said in my experience guys on this site and leddit who get laid tend to underrate their looks or some other physical factor that makes them desirable to women. whether knowingly or not its definitely a thing. probably low confidence or sense of self worth not showing you the objective reality or something.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >so the bottom 80% of men are just checking out.
              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              YOU THINK 80% OF ADULT MEN ARE LOSERS LIKE YOU????

              >THE
              >FRICKING
              >COPE
              LOOK AROUND YOU

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes only the top 10% of men have any sex while the rest of us get nothing because women are evil prostitutes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think 80% of men either settle with used cum stained goods or stay alone yeah.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now you’re changing the goal posts
                originally women only frick the top 20% of men and now it is about used goods

                just admit you are in the bottom 1% of pathetic losers if you have no sex

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you think 99% of men have sex regularly you're more delusional than me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every civilization that's fallen has fallen for 2 reasons.
                >lack of purpose
                >lack of pussy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hey man women fought for the right to pursue and share chad and kill their babies. that's better than any stupid civilization.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its not that simple

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good to see we're still on script.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >israeli influence

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If wanting a job is considered unwarranted entitlement we can probably just count the days until women are sent back to the kitchen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And all that modern women do is nothing. They dont clean up their own apartment, cant learn to cook for shit, always wanting to bring down people that are less than them and a bunch of other stuff i dont feel like jotting down and yet we are the bad guys at the end of the day? Get fricking real.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Modern young men:
          >Women don’t do anything!!!

          Meanwhile in reality the networths of young women are eclipsing networths of young men

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Onlyfans and Twitch doesnt count fool.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no young women are literally just completing college at higher rates

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >putting yourself in debt as fast as you can is a good thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Men with graduate degrees earn $1.5 million more in median lifetime earnings than high school graduates.
                keep coping and shingle my roof b***h

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile women don't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By 2024 standards his comic book shop would have long been out of business unless he dedicated like 89% of it to anime/manga and table top shit. Having JUST western content is a case for bankruptcy. Comicbook Guy has no fricking competition so he's virtually the only guy selling that kind of content so in his fictional universe he's set. But IRL he'd be fricked

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MURDERED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish John Lovitz actually killed Andy over it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh a sarcasm detector now that's a REALLY useful invention

  10. 4 weeks ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    He should have married the girl from comic con but he didn't want to brush the sweet-tarts dust out of his goatee

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, sneed to meet you?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern era of zombie simpsons seems to be so out of ideas that their biggest idea of shaking the status quo is pairing up random characters like comicbook guy, gill, and moe, and killing off a background character that never talks

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of that, is Willie still married to Karen Gillan? That happened last year. Anyone know?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more proof of the inhib pill. you can be a fat autistic comic nerd just don't be an high inhib neurotic. low inhib neurotic as in this case is fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neurotic basically means high sensitivity to negative emotion.
      You can't be 'low inhib' with high sensitivity to negative emotion

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat balding white guy
    >has qt asian gf
    what’s unrealistic about this, sorry?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Take the yellow pillow

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want yellow children.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'd only be half yellow

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I'm concerned about.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One mass shooting hapa compared to dozens of white mass shooters.
              >per capita
              I'd hazard a bet that per capita hapa guys commit less shootings than white guys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because there are more white people there have been more shootings

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            would it be weird to tell someone their daughter is attractive or would it be like receiving a compliment?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you should tell anyone that an underage child is attractive lest you incur the wrath of glowie-sama. Say they are pretty, maybe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Say they are pretty, maybe.
                you are about to get some autismo beaten to death or at least fired

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              idk anon you should go try it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know anybody.

                I don't think you should tell anyone that an underage child is attractive lest you incur the wrath of glowie-sama. Say they are pretty, maybe.

                Yes you stupid moron. Just say something like she's very pretty or beautiful. Attractive means you want to frick her and everyone will know.

                is calling a girl pretty not the same as calling her attractive? i guess not. i think its sad we live in a society where you can't give cute girls compliments as an adult man without being seen as creepy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is calling a girl pretty not the same as calling her attractive?
                Something can be pretty without being attractive. A bird can be pretty, the sunset can be pretty, a flower can be pretty, it doesn't mean I want to frick them. But even then it's dicey to call a child one. But "attractive"? As in sexually appealing? You must realize why that is not a good idea to call a child, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youth is attractive is it not? i'm not even saying anything controversial or sexual. i wouldn't air these thoughts irl but i guess that's what Cinemaphile is for. it feels like the entirety of modern society even sees simple thoughts as evil or wrong even if someone is aware that there's a difference between actions and thoughts.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no sir it is not normal to be sexually attracted to children… is that what you wanted to hear?

                my advice please jump off your roof head first

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i literally never said that. i just said its stupid that we can't say simple harmless observations.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pretty is more an objective descriptor to say something is aesthetically beautiful, and is really only used for the face of women (if not nature/an object)
                attractive is a more broad word when used with people and can cover many different aspects of their character
                the original anon probably seethed because like how a magnet either attracts or repulses, the meaning of attraction is that you are drawn closer to the other thing and in regards to people, means you either want to form a relationship with or frick them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >youth is attractive is it not?
                Yes, but you are talking about children.
                > i wouldn't air these thoughts irl but i guess that's what Cinemaphile is for. it feels like the entirety of modern society even sees simple thoughts as evil or wrong even if someone is aware that there's a difference between actions and thoughts.
                Good job you seem to realize that calling children attractive is a bad move.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                waah waah wahh society is keeping me for saying out loud that I want to frick children

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didn't say that thougheverbeit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                for instance, the lead girl in Sting (2024) is objectively very attractive, but if i said as much out loud i would be seen as creepy. i think everyone is capable of telling when girls are attractive but we're all too fricking scared to say anything. its basically wrong think or a thought crime. by even saying it you are going to be seen as evil even though its just an innocent observation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t know anybody
                Just find a family out in public and tell them. They will be very flattered.

                I'm 25 years old and a virgin.

                Wow! Very cool! You must be very special.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I probably am special as in both moronic and that there's not many 25 year old virgins.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I can find Alain Delon handsome but he's not attractive to me because I'm not a homosexual. You can think a little girl is beautiful (McKenna Grace) but if you say you find her attractive that's saying she has something about her that you are drawn to in a romantic or sexual way.
                (Yes, I am very attracted to 'Kenna)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you're attractive you can get away with it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you stupid moron. Just say something like she's very pretty or beautiful. Attractive means you want to frick her and everyone will know.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has yellow privilege

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat nerd's gf is asian
    Heh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      konnichiwa, dude!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do so many losers want a e-girl gf?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      men in general want petite women. if you want a tall dommy mommy something is wrong with you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          petite women are more attractive when you actually leave your house and see a smol girl next to some giant amazon ogre.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >smol
            Coomer word

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using a cute, petite girl to call another anon pathetic for likeing cute, petite girls
          If you love fat old hags so much you should use them in your reaction images.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Step on my penis, please, girl in picture. She is femdom.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I want a tall Dommy mommy to break her in to a submissive trad wife?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. how am i supposed to throw around a tall chick? feels like fricking a man. 5'5 at the tallest for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the losers themselves aren’t nearly self aware enough to give a nuanced answer to this you but you can consult the extensive medical literature

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roastie detected.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are children in spirit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We find youth, innocence and purity to be beautiful. The older a girl gets, the more likely she is to have become corrupted and backstabbing.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think its a bit fricked he went for the asian girl from bart's class but that's weeby nerds for you

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just know that some fatass writer has an asian fetish and wrote this in as a wish fulfillment

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guerilla marketing for Duolicious?
    DuoDaddy is it you?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly male

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kumiko no longer voiced by Tress MacNeille because White people can't voice non-White characters anymore
    I hate this timeline so fricking much.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JIGC ROCKS

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 years old and a virgin.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep matching with girls but my autism kills all interest within a couple days of texting. I literally don't know what to say.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the worst person on the simpsons

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Writers projected their fantasies with that characters, ofc they were gonna give him a Japanese gf who's into his weird shit

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    m8 hes a fictional character

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, Asian women practically THROW themselves at White guys. If you're a White guy, and you can't attract an Asian woman, you've got serious problems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a university with a ton of chinese exchange students and they all exclusively date each other. I rarely see asian women with white men.
      Maybe japanese women are different idk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do ethnics get butthurt about afwm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a university with a ton of chinese exchange students and they all exclusively date each other. I rarely see asian women with white men.
      Maybe japanese women are different idk

      I can speak from experience saying indian women love white men. I have an indian gf who makes colonizer jokes and says she finds indian men completely unattractive (she grew up in india)

      As far as your typical asian women… I think westernized asian women frick a lot of white men clearly (meaning they grew up in the west) but if they grew up in china they really do seem to frick chinese boys and sort of stick with their own kind.

      regardless, asian males are even more insecure about losing their women to white men than white men are about losing white women to blacks — asian masculinity subreddit is a bizarre and hilarious display of the proof

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have an indian gf who makes colonizer jokes and says she finds indian men completely unattractive

        Kinda concerning. It's one thing to have slight preferences but.. I hope she doesn't plan on having kids, she's going to give her half-Indian sons a bad complex..

        >asian masculinity subreddit is a bizarre and hilarious display of the proof

        A drop in the bucket compared to the site wide decade+ long psychosis about black men here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but this is Cinemaphile and it is full of neurotic psychopaths and bad actors (yes you can extend that argument to subreddits too). I just truly think asian men are having a bigger masculinity crisis than whites are right now. Especially westernized ones oh boy. I guarantee every asian living in a western country has been the butt of small dick jokes at least once. The asian masculinity subreddit shit is far from a drop in the bucket.

          That being said, I like asians and think it is fricked. Asians have always done right by me. They are smart and honorable people and unironically I would have zero problem with an asian son in law.

          As for my indian girlfriend she loves and respects indian men (she has family) she just has told me in private that she is not sexually attracted to them. That clearly isn’t something she would tell her potential future sons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me, first year of uni
      >studying physics
      >cute Asian girl randomly wants to be by lab partner
      >during some experiment I'm calibrating a Type 1 superconductor and she casually mentions how sometimes she'd deepthroat her ex for so long she'd nearly pass out but later she'd laugh about it
      >chuckle at her random story, I do not take the hint
      >just want my goddamn experiment to perform well
      >after we're finished being lab partners she never really speaks to me again
      >I put 2 + 2 together maybe half a decade later

      Such is life with the assburgers.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zombie simpsons

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comic book guy
    In the new episodes he's actually Manga Guy

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dumped my last girlfriend and haven't been happier since. She even cheated on her new boyfriend with me and he forgave her like a cuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who asked?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for reading anyways

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im thin, gentle and socially moronic and I will never...

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do adult male incels, or virgies as I like to call them, put pussy on a pedestal? Why do virgies think that their lives will magically improve if they get a girlfriend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cause the entirety of society acts like you are a complete and utter failure in every way whatsoever if you cannot get pussy. in the eyes of society, you are a failed man and worth less than shit on the sidewalk if you cannot get a woman to frick you (prostitutes do not count) this has been driven into men's minds their entire lives by the media and all people around them. you even see it on this site. people bringing up their gfs or wives for no reason purely because they think that the fact that they can get a woman makes them vastly superior.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we even have studies that prove that women find men who are taken as more attractive, because the man has proven himself worthy enough to be able to obtain pussy. a rich get richer sort of situation. no woman wants to be a man's first, she wants him to be confident and the one to lead the relationship and sweep her off her feet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you cannot get pussy. in the eyes of society, you are a failed man
        I mean there is definitely some sort of truth in this. Because the follow up question is “why are all women disgusted by you?”

        And the answer is usually being extremely overweight, very socially inept, live in parents’ basement, etc. It is something glaring.

        Many, many incels pretend it is just their face and height because it relieves them of all personal responsibility. And that is another indicator of narcissism and delusion.

        I don’t think you are a wholesale failure as a human being if you aren’t getting laid but it is a pretty strong indicator that something has gone horribly wrong — and you are unable to solve a pretty trivial puzzle in the grand scheme of being a man (convincing a lady to kiss your penis)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are plenty of otherwise average looking and boring men who are older virgins simply because women would rather get a quick frick from a high value hot playboy over going steady with a well meaning man who is shy and neurotic. being passive/submissive/introverted as a man and not being ridiculously attractive is a death sentence. unless a miracle occurs it is absolutely a situation where you can die a virgin. women don't want to build a man up, they don't want to support him and build his confidence up. that's not the role of a woman in their eyes. the man should already be the complete package and SHE should be HIS prize because she was born with a c**t and showed up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they don't want to support him and build his confidence up. that's not the role of a woman in their eyes
            Correct. That's the role of his parents, and most guys like that had parents that failed them. It's a shitty situation, but I don't blame the girls for not wanting to be a surrogate mother to their boyfriend.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              behead all simps.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This just simply isn’t true. The idea that there are swathes of totally average 30 year old men who are virgins is ridiculous. They are bottom of the barrel to have made it that long without ever being touched.

            To be a virgin that long means you either never try (which is an anomaly) or fail every single time (which is an anomaly)

            It just isn’t that common in the real world to be a stable, average looking adult but also a virgin. It is actually EXTREMELY unusual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The idea that there are swathes of totally average 30 year old men who are virgins is ridiculous.
              25+ year old virgins will be commonplace sooner rather than later. it is simply the sign of the times and is exactly what modern women want. feminists fought for this, they want the average man to be isolated and miserable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, they want the average man not to exist at all, except as a source of resource extraction to which they will consent to lower themselves once they finally come to terms (if ever) with the later-and-lower market value.

                Women recognize that the isolated and miserable undesirable man is a threat. They don't want to directly create this problem (although they indirectly create it by the nature of their sexuality and their short term goals),

                Women want to have it both ways. A world full of chads, which are exceedingly rare, and complete freedom from social accountability. But to be honest, men also want to have it both ways, just in a distinct sense. A world full of thin, big titted, agreeable bimbos, and complete freedom as far as is possible from physical constraints.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the vast majority of men just want their looksmatch. wish i could say the same for women.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My looksmatch is ugly as shit so no I'd rather fap to stacies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you're volcel.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are undesirable to a woman, you have failed as a man.
                If you consider a woman undesirable, you have failed as a man.

                These are the two fundamental unspoken axioms of the gynocracy.
                Female desire is moral and rewards only morally deserving men.
                If you are unattractive to a woman, you are a bad person.
                Male desire is immoral and rewards only selfish male desire.
                If you are unattractive to a man, it's because men are bad people.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno man, if you have a sub 5 face you're going to have a really bad time.
          People will automatically judge you as a loser/creep just because of how you look.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do normies love punching down on people of no significance?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because man is desperate for companionship, jackass. Adam lost paradise because of it and many a man has lost everything because of it.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I figured out why people around here hate the Simpsons. Because it makes fun of them.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not to mention unattractive and balding

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the episode where she cheats on him and comicbookguy buys a robowaifu to replace her

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered something important from the last time the Simpsons had a long thread here. The issue was that a zoomer needed to have its laughter justified. “WHY should I luagh?” it said. But the problem is, if you explain a joke, it is no longer funny. That is the most basic aspect of humor. If you can’t even understand that, you can never laugh again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"WHY should I luagh?"
      The BEE bit his BOTTOM

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so, it means he improved from being a lardass to be a fat bastard?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a gf like Patricia Madrazzo from GTA V. Trevor was so lucky
    My real life equivalent called me last night and it made my day. Chicks can make you so happy even when you hate women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will GO to LA and frick persian milfs

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls always tell me they want to frick me
    but I’m gay
    so no

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but he not real.

    In fact, modern Simpsons doesn't reflect reality whatsoever.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin roberts

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese girl only liked Comic Book guy because he had a side gig selling seed and feed for Chucks suck and frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that makes no sense. The store was just named "Chuck's Feed and Seed" before

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. It seems unlikely that they would change their business model based on what rhymes with the owner’s name.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >society is collapsing because women aren’t forced to frick the most impossibly pathetic tendie eating awkward ugly bottom 5% of men
    that’s not societal collapse that is your personal problem lol

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 20yo khv
    its OVER

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is still up
    >hasnt devolved into spamming and/or kiwifarms drama
    What the frick happened to all the baskinbros? If this was April 2024 the thread would have gotten deleted after an hour.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    protip: women like men that don't back down, even if chad comes along and bullies them, if you are sarcastic and dismissive of it women will secretly get wet down there

    it is not about how "alpha" and "chad" you are, it is about NEVER giving off any "beta" vibes

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Matt Groening's self-insert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comic book guy knew Epstein?

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