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Chapter 3
The story begins with Darth Vader being reassembled by droids. The process looks agonizing and we see what has become of the once great Anakin Skywalker after his duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Vader meets with the Inquisitors (most likely at the Fortress on Nur) and they watch as Kenobi is tracked. There seems to be a desire to get him immediately but the intel being gathered is also precious.
Kenobi learns that Roken is a member of the Partisans, Saw Gerrrera’s group of rebels. The Partisans save Imperial dissidents and help relocate them into hiding. Kenobi is pleased to see that Saw Gerrera and Bail Organa are leading a new generation of freedom fighters to defy the Empire.
Eventually, Reva is able to use LOLA (possibly by the device she loaded into her or just through the threat of harm) to lure Leia away just far enough to kidnap her again. The episode ends looking very bad for Kenobi and Leia.
Chapter 4
Kenobi and Roken’s crew of Partisans with NED-B infiltrate Nur to save Leia. I speculate they are able to make it into the fortress by using Tala Durith who is secretly good and working with the Partisans.
Reva interrogates Princess Leia (which is probably why she’s so good at defying mind probes years later). In the process Reva begins to understand elements about Leia such as her adoption. Knowing a little about Anakin Skywalker and his Kenobi connection, it is likely at about this point, Reva begins to put the disparate clues together about the Skywalker secrets Kenobi and Bail Organa are protecting.
As Kenobi, the Partisans and Ned-B save the princess, they are then chased by Darth Vader himself. When Kenobi sees Darth Vader, he recognizes who it is and mutters something like “what have they done to you, I’m so sorry.”
The old master and apprentice duel and Kenobi is not prepared for the onslaught of power from Darth Vader.
The fight is won by Darth Vader as the duel ends with Kenobi badly burned (mostly on his arm it seems). During the fight, Roken and Leia are somehow able to escape with Kenobi’s badly burned body.
Chapter 5
Roken and Leia take Kenobi to Jabiim. The Partisans have a secret base here that is an old Clone Wars era installation in a sinkhole. This is where a group of Force sensitives are under the Partisan’s protection. This colony could be the future of the Jedi.
Leia and Roken lay Kenobi’s broken body down and the Force sensitives heal Kenobi with the Force. Kenobi awakens to find himself amongst young force sensitives and it is a pleasant surprise.
Kenobi sees Partisans with Clone trooper blasters and weaponry. This is a base he has been to before. He was here with Anakin during The Clone Wars.
Obi-Wan has more to fight for then ever. He has seen Princess Leia and the Partisans defy the Empire and now he knows Order 66 wasn’t necessarily the end for the Jedi.
However, they learn the Empire has tracked them to Jabiim and they are going to have to fight their way off world to get Leia back to Alderaan.
Kenobi then begins to meditate and to think about how he can defeat Darth Vader. He flashes back to the Jedi Temple when Anakin is about nineteen to twenty years old (or Attack of the Clones era Anakin).
In this meditative vision of the past, Kenobi and Anakin spar with their lightsabers as friends. Anakin is a smartass pointing out Kenobi’s flaws and Kenobi replies with instructional quips which the arrogant Anakin playfully ignores. This memory is the key to defeating Darth Vader. Is it the high ground? It is probably the high ground.
Chapter 5 cont
As the inquisitors land with Captain Tala she is probably exposed and then saved by the Partisans. Her switching of sides is a bit murky still.
Kenobi and Leia have a goodbye moment and Roken is going to return her to her family.
The Empire begins to attack the base with Inquisitors, Stormtroopers and Purge Troopers. According to one source, Kumail Nanjiani who is not as he seemed in the second chapter, readies the Force Sensitives and arms with them lightsabers and Kyber crystals.
The battle begins between the Partisans, the Force sensitives and the Empire.
Before they make it out, Reva reveals to Kenobi she knows their secret and now Luke is in danger. Roken, Leia, and Kenobi escape.
As the inquisitors land with Captain Tala she is probably exposed and then saved by the Partisans. Her switching of sides is a bit murky still.
Kenobi and Leia have a goodbye moment and Roken is going to return her to her family.
The Empire begins to attack the base with Inquisitors, Stormtroopers and Purge Troopers. According to one source, Kumail Nanjiani who is not as he seemed in the second chapter, readies the Force Sensitives and arms with them lightsabers and Kyber crystals.
The battle begins between the Partisans, the Force sensitives and the Empire.
Before they make it out, Reva reveals to Kenobi she knows their secret and now Luke is in danger. Roken, Leia, and Kenobi escape.
Chapter 6
Kenobi is dropped off at a moon refinery in the Mustafar system to lure Darth Vader away from Leia and Roken.
Vader goes for Kenobi. Words are exchanged in the fight. At one point, Kenobi tells him he does not have to be like this. Padmé saw the light in him still. This intensifies the emotions of the fight.
However, just as all seems lost, Kenobi is firmly in touch with the Force now. As Darth Vader and Kenobi clash, the disembodied voice of Qui-Gon Jinn guides him and coaches him in the most desperate part of the fight.
I am under the impression Kenobi has to buy enough time for Leia to reach safety but not give enough time for Reva to find Luke Skywalker. How the fight is resolved is still unknown but Kenobi wins with the guidance of Qui-Gon.
Kenobi escapes and races home to Tatooine to find he is too late. Reva has already made it to the Lars Homestead. Owen and Beru are subdued. Reva has her crimson blade ignited as a scared Luke Skywalker looks on in horror. She then flashes back to her childhood and remembers being taken to the Jedi Temple and then to the Fortress on Nur and she can’t kill the boy or take him.
Kenobi lets her go and she leaves the farm for home. Kenobi allows her to leave, figuring she could have done the worst and she did not.
On Alderaan, Leia runs into her parents’ arms. On Tatooine Owen takes out the T-16 Skyhopper and gives it to Luke who and is happy to have a toy after such trauma. In Owen’s way, this is how he says Kenobi isn’t so bad and they love Luke.
Chapter 6 cont
Reva returns and reports to Darth Vader, claiming she killed Obi-Wan Kenobi. Darth Vader then kills her because the person who could kill Kenobi could not be killed by him so easily. The secret dies with Reva for now.
Kenobi is now back where he started. But he has changed spiritually. Qui-Gon Jinn appears to him as a full Force ghost. Obi-Wan is amazed to physically see the spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn before him. Qui-Gon asks what took him so long and tells him he has been with him the entire time.
Obi-Wan buries the lightsaber of Nari in the desert and does some kind of funeral for the young Jedi in the desert.
The last shot is Obi-Wan riding his Eopie into the twin sunsets of Tatooine.
>Reva returns and reports to Darth Vader, claiming she killed Obi-Wan Kenobi. Darth Vader then kills her because the person who could kill Kenobi could not be killed by him so easily. The secret dies with Reva for now.
based. Shame we have to wait until the end of the franchise for this though.
>Kenobi is dropped off at a moon refinery in the Mustafar system to lure Darth Vader away from Leia and Roken.
The frick? They fight on Mustafar again?
> Reva has her crimson blade ignited as a scared Luke Skywalker looks on in horror.
Horse shit. Luke had never seen a lightsaber in ANH. Nice larp, OP.
It's easier to assume that Disney is that moronic until proven otherwise.
>Reva has her crimson blade ignited as a scared Luke Skywalker looks on in horror
BULL
SHIT
>Reva has her crimson blade ignited as a scared Luke Skywalker looks on in horror.
Yeah, bullshit. Luke didn't even know what a lightsaber was in ANH and assumed Ben was just some old hermit
I know they don't give a shit about making a good product, but couldn't a company with the money and resources of Disney hire a quality writing team? They're already spending millions of dollars on this garbage, is it really that difficult to find decent writers these days?
>Leia and Roken lay Kenobi’s broken body down and the Force sensitives heal Kenobi with the Force.
lmao I already know this scene is going to look like shit. Wasn’t their trilogy that JUST finished heralding the discovery of force healing by jesus Rey
Not to mention if such a power is possible doesn’t that mean Anakin's fall to darkness was pointless?
Grogu has done it and so has Kylo so its not too crazy its been done before.
>NuWars characters have done it
This only cements how fricking stupid it is.
>Reva interrogates Princess Leia
oh boy can’t wait to see the acting in this scene
Yo for real all of the side characters in this show are garbage.
>she gets kidnapped... again
>by the same person
eugh
source is makingstarwars.net
https://makingstarwars.net/2022/05/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-spoiler-recap-all-six-chapters/
this full episode spoiler list came out on the 15th of may, he's been releasing spoilers since may 4
he was what he had as happening in chapter one, this is from the 15th
Chapter 1
The opening chapter will begin ten years before our story takes place. Two Padwan learners flee the Jedi Temple on Coruscant as Clone Troopers murder the Jedi inside. The two kids, a girl and a boy, appear to make it out of the temple. Most likely these are younger versions of two characters we will meet as adults as the story progresses.
The logo for Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi then appears on screen.
We pick up ten years later. Obi-Wan Kenobi rides his Eopie in the deserts of Tatooine. He approaches Anchorhead and ties up his mount where it will wait for him while he does his day’s work.
Kenobi sits in silence on his transport to the Dune Sea to work where he does some form of “sand whaling” with a crew of other “sand whalers.” They work for a tyrant of a boss who bullies and takes advantage of the crew. Kenobi wants to set the boss straight with some “aggressive negotiations” but resigns himself to obedient silence, determined not to make any waves.
After a day on the Dune Sea, Kenobi returns to Anchorhead, where he cleans up, and rides his Eopie home. There is a local Jawa named Tika (Teeka?) who waits for him. In a comedic sequence, we learn that the Jawa steals from Kenobi and he is often forced to buy his own items back.
Kenobi liklely buys some supplies from the Jawa and she pushes a T-16 Skyhopper toy (that she probably stole from someone else) into the transaction and to make her skedaddle he purchases the toy ship from the Jawa and she leaves.
We will experience how Kenobi buries his important possessions in the sand, probably in his cave. Kenobi digs up a few things and has a sort of ceremony, probably for his fallen friends and he buries the items again. It shows he still mourns the galaxy of friends and loved ones he lost after Order 66.
Kenobi readies for bed after a solid day of work. He reaches out with the Force for his old Jedi Master. He calls out to Qui-Gon Jinn. But Qui-Gon does not answer him. So Kenobi sits in silence and then goes to bed. This is probably a ritual of failure he conducts daily.
The next morning, Kenobi watches over the Lars Homestead from the front of his cave which looks down upon the land of Luke Skywalker’s home. When there is no one around, Obi-Wan takes the T-16 Skyhopper toy he bought from Teeka the Jawa to the property and leaves it there for ten-year-old Luke Skywalker to find. However, Uncle Owen finds it and puts it away before heading into “town.”
Meanwhile on Alderaan, Princess Leia lives in a lavish castle with her adoptive parents Bail Organa and her mother Breha. The parents dote on their daughter and adore her spirited personality.
Leia plays with her “Polly Pocket” droid named LOLA. They have a conversation about how while she is adopted, they could not love her any more if she was their biological child. She is their daughter and she is loved.
Breha, Leia’s mother, takes Leia’s droid and places her into her pocket. When she is not looking, Leia takes the droid back from her mother.
Bail and Breha converse that they fear for Leia. We get the sense that while things are right inside the castle, everything is not outside of it.
Meanwhile, back on Tatooine, a young unknown Jedi scrambles through the streets being very secretive and clearly in hiding. He scans the crowd looking for something or someone while trying not to be seen himself.
The Scythe lands in Anchorhead, kicking up dust. Three Inquisitors exit the ship. The Third Sister Reva says she can sense the Jedi and something else, perhaps Kenobi. The Grand Inquisitor says he is a shadow and she will never find him and Reva’s competitor, The Fifth Brother agrees.
Reva wants to draw the young Jedi out but she is ordered to wait. They walk through the town square interviewing and intimidating the locals. A local gives Reva some good old Anchorheadd street sass and she cuts off his hands to the astonishing amusement of The Grand Inquisitor.
Owen sees Reva’s brutality, and being seen as a local community leader he confronts Reva saying these people do not know anything about any Jedi. Owen explains how he hates those guys. Reva is close to attacking Owen when she moves on or is called away.
The Grand Inquisitor takes his pupils to a place for refreshments and explains that Jedi are predictable and easy to draw out. He threatens the bartender, framing an innocent man. The young Jedi in hiding reveals himself to save the bartender and runs.
The Inquisitors wound the young Jedi and he’s allowed to escape. However, this is all part of their plan. The Inquisitors then talk about how their plan on Alderaan was also successful and spice den pirates have the Princess. There is also a conversation at once point between the Inquisitors about how Anakin Skywalker broke free of the chains of the Jedi teachings and became much more unlike these stragglers.
Obi-Wan heads into Anchorhead to meet with Owen. They appear to periodically have these meetings. Obi-Wan wants to begin to train Luke in the ways of the Force and after his failures with the boy’s father, Owen forbids it. He tells Kenobi that he’s brought the Empire to Tatooine and he is making things worse, not better, for young Luke.
As a dejected Kenobi rides home he hears a voice call out to him. The voice is saying “Obi-Wan!” Kenobi pretends he doesn’t hear it and does not answer. The young Jedi explains his name is Nari and he has been searching for Kenobi for years.
Kenobi says he does not know what Nari is talking about; his name is Ben. Nari pleads for help. Nari says he is going to die out here without Obi-Wan’s help.
Obi-Wan tells Nari the war is over, they lost. If he wants to survive, bury his lightsaber in the sand and disappear. The two parts ways.
Later, Kenobi returns home to find Bail Organa at the Kenobi cave. Bail explains Leia has been taken. Kenobi, knowing their secret and the importance of the girl, Kenobi has to save her from the pirates as there appears to be more at play than meets the eye.
Kenobi agrees to head to Daiyu to save Princess Leia.
With the young Jedi likely bringing more heat to Tatooine, Kenobi, leaving for a bit is probably a good idea for Luke’s protection anyways.
Kenobi digs up his lightsaber and heads into Anchorhead. As he heads for the public transport he sees the dead body of Nari strung up in the town square, the poor guy didn’t make it.
A rattled Kenobi leaves Tatooine for the first time in ten years. The Inquisitors still know a powerful force user is on Tatooine as the feeling is still there after Nari’s death. They know the transport to Daiyu is off to rescue Leia and they will finally have the dirt on the Organa family to execute them.
Chapter 2
Following Bai Organa’s directions Kenobi lands on Daiyu and meets with the contact (Kumail Nanjiani) who is the seedy guy on Daiyu that points the “disguised” Kenobi towards the Spice Den where Princess Leia is being held captive.
Kenobi fights his way inside and he takes down the gang members who run the Spice Den, one by one and sometimes a few at a time. At one point he throws spice into the faces of some of the gang, getting them intoxicated and they pass out, high on their own supply.
The kidnappers attempt to take the Princess to a new location and Kenobi chases the kidnappers on the rooftops of Daiyu where Reva meets up with the chase complicating things. Meanwhile the other Inquisitors are trailing behind Kenobi in search of the Jedi.
During the chase, Reva momentarily snatches Leia’s droid LOLA. She loads a tracking device onto the droid and releases the little mechanical critter.
Eventually as the chase continues, Obi-Wan clashes with Reva and her suspicions are verified that it is Kenobi on the case. Realizing she is outclassed but with a tracking device on the droid, she lets them flee.
By the end of the episode, Kenobi has defeated the spice den kidnappers and evaded the Imperials for now. Ten-year-old Princess Leia looks at her rescuer, bloody and battered, and she is not impressed with her knight’s lack of shining armor. They scramble back to the contact (Kumail Nanjiani) to get off world.
Kumail Nanjiani introduces them to Roken and NED-B. They agree to fly them home to Alderaan but they have stops to make first.
We then see a bacta tank. We see a closed eye open. The eye of Anakin Skywalker. Darth Vader. There’s been a disturbance in the Force and he has felt it.
>This is gonna bomb so lets spoil our own show so we can say racism and rogue spoilers across the internet stopped people from watching!
>Mfw starcucks btfo by shitty remakes again
this anon gets israeli television
How the frick is he doing that with his fingers?
Keep practicing making your hand into a fighter jet and it will eventually happen. I started doing it when I was 10 and now I'm a dual harrier jet slinging bad a.
>Eventually, Reva is able to use LOLA (possibly by the device she loaded into her or just through the threat of harm) to lure Leia away just far enough to kidnap her again
>Reva has her crimson blade ignited as a scared Luke Skywalker looks on in horror.
Holy frick. That is moronic.
who the frick is roken? the pajeet?
no its a guy who hasnt appeared yet.
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
>Indians are polite... this is LE BAD!
why are incels like this?
show tit or finger the butthole. if you have female wiener make boner. do it b***h
Poojets are the incel kings.
Pajeet is LITERALLY the most common sikh name, dumbfrick.
It’s like calling a latinx Miguel or a black man Tyrone. It’s not offensive, it’s just a name.
Why do only incels use it as a slur then?
Why do trannoids believe incel is somehow insulting?
>incels
Why are pajeets so obsessed with this word?
So, how come Luke and Leia don't remember any of this shit in the OT?
>So, how come Luke and Leia don't remember any of this shit in the OT?
It totally fricks with Luke's beginning.
>You mean this is that one thing that the black lady tried to kill me with ten years ago? Frick that!
Disney's need to pump out content for their shitty online platform has once again created shitty content
>reliable source
Citation needed.
the guy posted the first 2 episodes on the 15.
he also spoiled all of the last jedi a year before it came out.
and all of mandalorian season one a month before it came out.
Christ this is absolutely moronic. First they shit on the PT, now they'll shit on the OT.
Reminder the first writer they fired was the guy who wrote Drive. He was gonna focus on PTSD obi wan regaining his faith near the end of the series.
Kwab this shit is worse then TLJ.
>will not be greentexted
homosexual
>10 year old Luke has a sith attack his family and threaten him with a lightsaber
Even Disney isn't this incompetent
They just had Kenobi and Leia meet, they are 100% that incompetent.
>the entire show is obi-wan and leia adventures
>surely disney aren't incompetent enough to break canon further!
lmfao
holy digits! dubbed trips of truth
>somehow, palpatine returned
their claims for ep 2 were way off
it's obviously someone who works on set, but doesn't get to see everything, just guessing
My guess is that this is from an earlier draft, but 1 and 2 are pretty close to what actually aired.
Let me guess: IT'S SHIT
>they fight on mustafar again
Bumps
reminder none of this is canon and the only reason I watch this shitshow is for ewan and hayden, to shitpost about the show here and laugh at disney
homie post the proof first I'm not reading though all that to find out he walks the dinosaur in the last episode
>Bitch, you stink of shit. Get your Black person ass off this planet you fricking ape-faced porch monkey.
wtf Owen Lars is based
moronic
What happened to the Great Inquisitor ?
So is it just the mandalorian but Grogu is Leia and Mando is Kenobi?
Who the frick is rocken
Not reading all this for a show I know sucks and I'm not gonna watch.