>Everyone welcome Laquisha to the Maury show!

>Everyone welcome Laquisha to the Maury show!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AWWWW HELL NAAAAWWW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAT AIN'T MAH DAMN BABUH!
      DAT AIN'T MAH DAMN BABUH!

      LOOK AT HIS NOSE!
      LOOK AT HIS NOSE!
      YOU HAVE THE SAME NOSE!

      JERRY
      JERRY
      JERRY
      JERRY
      JERRY

      MAURY I AM ONE BAJILLION PUH CENT SURE THAT I AM NOT DAT BABY'S DADDY

      I AM 1 CHICKEN TETRAZINILLION PACENT SHO HE IS THE FATHER MURRAY! LOOK AT MAH BAYBEE, LOOK AT DAT, HE HAS HIS HAT!

      nobody cares

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lel seethe harder ooga booga

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAT AIN'T MAH DAMN BABUH!
    DAT AIN'T MAH DAMN BABUH!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT HIS NOSE!
    LOOK AT HIS NOSE!
    YOU HAVE THE SAME NOSE!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JERRY
    JERRY
    JERRY
    JERRY
    JERRY

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAURY I AM ONE BAJILLION PUH CENT SURE THAT I AM NOT DAT BABY'S DADDY

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM 1 CHICKEN TETRAZINILLION PACENT SHO HE IS THE FATHER MURRAY! LOOK AT MAH BAYBEE, LOOK AT DAT, HE HAS HIS HAT!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This black girl in high school had a crush on me. Her name was Laquisha. One time I accidentally called her Shaniqua because I wasn't paying attention. She stopped talking to me after that. I still feel bad about it because she was really nice. Not a nigress sort of guy, but she was at least a decent person.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU IS DA FATHA
    >pounds open left hand with right fist on every syllable

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Classics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIihJHOlGv0&t=6s

    and

    Lol seriously: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eltzJxi-BVk

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >raising niggidy-noggidy-niggy-nig spawn
      Nope.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dash be silent

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred "Terrorizing people with severe fears" to the paternity test ones. Guess the troony was fun too because there would always be some black dude in the audience that said the troony was definitely a woman and he would bang her.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks exactly like Sweet Dee in blackface for the Lethal Weapon sequel episodes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm black and that shit had me in tears, also that's why she looked so fricking familiar. lol

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one here is the father

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >...is NOT the father
    >OH LAWD OH JESUS OH LAWD OH JESUS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else remember that Precious looking literal gorilla nigra from when he first started doing this having to be on like 12 episodes and testing like 100 guys and they STILL couldn't find her baby daddy so she just gave up? That's at least 100 dudes in a two week time frame and she was apparently going to house parties and just flopping on her hump and letting anyone there creampie her. I think that was when I realized Black men will frick literally anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounded familiar, but I think the one I remember was on Montel.

      I preferred "Terrorizing people with severe fears" to the paternity test ones. Guess the troony was fun too because there would always be some black dude in the audience that said the troony was definitely a woman and he would bang her.

      Even the lie detector ones are better than the paternity ones. Hell, the boot camp ones were better. Maury and Jerry just stopped trying at a certain point.

      I really liked the Jenny Jones episodes where people would invite their childhood bullies to show how awesome they are now.
      >I haven't seen you in 2 decades and you brought me on this show for something I did when I was 10?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The show that blackpilled an entire generation on the true nature of women

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show and Cops redpilled my 13yo ass about Black folk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite Cops episode was when they ran a prostitution sting.

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