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Quick question. Is there a lot of action in this movie? Kinda like a martial arts movie? I'm looking for some ass kicking to watch.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a decent amount, but not as dedicated to it as a full on martial arts movie like Enter the Dragon or Bloodsport. I think the action scenes are well done if you don't mind that they don't take themselves that seriously though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, there's heaps

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How pozzed is this shit? I can deal with LGBT shit if it's not overbearing, but I refuse to dedicate time to more "frick whitey" propaganda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's like the Turn Down For What video at some point, which they also directed

      It's not frick whitey. Get over yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes it's like the Turn Down For What video
        Maybe I need to watch this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing to get over homosexual. You're blind if you don't think that's a major theme in most new media

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah man, you sound like you have some issues.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want to watch propaganda
            >Get over yourself
            >I'd just rather not watch propaganda
            >You have issues
            Great exchange, anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I want you to have a nice day, israelite.

              If being white is all you have going for you as an identity, you should consider your own advice and just off it because you're already broken beyond repair and part of the problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one said shit about identity. Lots of shit has a anti white propaganda on it. I don't want to watch that shit. End of discussion, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No one said shit about identity
                >Muh skin color
                Fricking mouth breathers on this board I swear

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh skin color
                And? Do you go around telling blacks to check out David Duke? No one said anything about being their entire identity. Hollywood produces anti white propaganda. This is an objective fact of reality. I don't wish to watch garbage like that so I inquired if this movie has anti white shit in it. You haven't even denied my point once. Why does it make you so mad that people are aware of Hollywood's bullshit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want you to have a nice day, israelite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Refreshingly non pozzed. They say some about Asian family stereotypes but not much. The movie succeeds in putting out a message of general positivity in the face of nihilism. It’s mostly aimed at angsty teens but it had good action, great effects enough to keep me interested and made me smile a few times. If you have a normie wife/gf she will probably cry and love it. This is the only movie i saw in theaters this year and I think it was a good choice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I specifically liked Waymond's line about his kindness being a conscious decision and his way to fight. The movie made it work nicely

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How can people claim this movie isn't reddit when every thread has a post like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. Why the frick would I care what morons like you think? I've never been to reddit but I suggest if you enjoy sucking its wiener so much you just emigrate there, you clown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Refreshingly non pozzed. They say some about Asian family stereotypes but not much. The movie succeeds in putting out a message of general positivity in the face of nihilism. It’s mostly aimed at angsty teens but it had good action, great effects enough to keep me interested and made me smile a few times. If you have a normie wife/gf she will probably cry and love it. This is the only movie i saw in theaters this year and I think it was a good choice.

      I don't even know what "pozzed" is supposed to mean. Can you guys not talk like non-morons anymore?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "pozzed" is a term in the gay community subset of "bug chasers" these are homosexual, typically men, who will go out of there way to become infected to in turn infect other men with STDs. The referred to "pozzed" is an indicator of being infected/infectious akin to testing positive for said STDs.
        For media, person or action to be "pozzed" it means it's so heinously homosexual in nature it has gone out of its way to infect the viewer through its mere existence and viewership.
        In short you as a poster in this thread; are pozzed up, being an HIV positive, AIDs riddled homosexual poster attempting to fill up other anons with your homosexual moronation until you keel over an die from 0 T cell count, Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How pozzed is this shit

      You will learn to hate Asian women even more, especially the selfishly b***hy young ones who are also fat uggo lesbians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Touch grass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Touch grass
        You say that, but there's literally no green grass left where I live at the moment haha This sure will pass guys, r-right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you get for being French, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just France on that map

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty pozzed. Lesbo beats up men with dildos and smashes the patriarchy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need jesus in your life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is and he said it might be pozzed so I better check with Cinemaphile to be sure.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This film was a load of shit, Michelle did herself a disservice by starring in it.

    It's not a martial arts film, the fighting choreography is lacking and more like a B movie. Remember it's not a Chinese made film, it's American.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically filtered by a film on transcendentalism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about that. It's about accepting her gay daughter.
        Even MCU does multiverse better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A film can only be about one thing
          Sure thing.
          >MCU does multiverse better
          Then I suggest you go back to enjoying your great Marvel Cape kino, friend!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like MCU but being honest Dr Strange was better than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what two dimensional horseshit you normally watch, but you should go back to it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i-it’s not pozzed! just because the mom is forced to accept her daughter’s gay lifestyle despite it contradicting with her own culture doesn’t make it pozzed!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fighting isn't that good. Try some classic wuxia instead.
    EEAAO is more about the chinese family accepting the American lifestyle including a pozzed daughter and rejection of traditional Chinese ways. The plot doesn't really make sense (the scriptwriter doesn't understand the villains objective) and heavily relies on le quirky humour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The plot doesn't really make sense
      Lol. ADHD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm travelling across universes to kill my mother but wait I just want her to be like me and experience everything like I do le epic bagel
        Mate it was hot garbage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mother ruined her life by exposing her to the infinite universes
          >Daughter wants revenge so does the same to her mother
          Do you have 80IQ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you watch the film? The daughter chose to do that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The multiverse is being threatened by Jobu Tupaki, the Alphaverse version of Joy. Her mind was splintered after Alpha Evelyn pushed her to extensively verse-jump

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The daughter didn't want revenge she just didn't want to die alone and her mother had the potential to be like her so she pushed her into it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The concept was done better by Noein.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There’s several fight scenes. All of which are entertaining and creative.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literal npc bugmen movie, no wonder preddit loves it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reddit humour
    it's like it was wirrten by mick and morty.

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