>mogs the frick out of capeshit Dr Strange
>Cinemaphile hates it
Why
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>mogs the frick out of capeshit Dr Strange
>Cinemaphile hates it
Why
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I go Wuhan
There's a woman and she doesn't make chud pee pee hard
not gonna be part of the contrarian Cinemaphile circlejerk, but honestly, the movie would be so much better if the kid was a hot korean gal or something.
was this a allusion to the virgin mary? in the maternal heroism aspect on a celestial scale
It's the rejection of nihilism in bagel form
but her mother saves her, brings her to the light, as mary brings all to jesus, thats how i saw it anyway
you rolling up that ganj with bible papers bro
inks going to your head
kek blessed be God forever
Not everything is Jebus
Also the washing machines are literally the black circle inside white. Pretty based how they managed to keep this imagery consistent throughout the movie.
yes, but Jesus is everything 🙂
t;mindvirus
*divine mind
>these are the people saying the movie is a 10/10
>you're in danger!
>you have to do something weird and disgusting to unlock kung fu powers from another dimension!
>I can't! That's crazy!
>she does something weird/disgusting
>wacky fight scene for five minutes
>you're in danger!
>you have to do something weird and disgusting to unlock kung fu powers from another dimension!
>I can't! Even though I did exactly that five minutes ago! That's crazy!
>she does something weird/disgusting
>wacky fight scene for five minutes with the exact same stunt people from the previous fight
>repeat for two hours
b-but hattatouille and hot dog fingers 🙁
every plot can be oversimplified like that, you are completely skipping other plot points , like the tax lady etc, other team etc. nuanced conversations exchanges between different pepole etc
>You forgot to mention the garnish they applied to trick pseuds into thinking the movie wasn't capeshit
Movie should have been 90 mins
This and also
>It throws you abruptly into action
>The fast paced multiverse plot unfolding along with the action is pure headache
>All the action is dumped in the middle of the movie
>The end climax is just a gay and boring family drama
>Dude just be good at everyone and everyone will be good at you
>Also just accept your daughter taking the downhill and almost commit suicide; dont do anything because your gay, obese daughter clearly knows better than you lol
Frick, this movie is overrated as frick. The fact that it was released so close to the gay month, speaks volumes from where all this fake praise is coming from
Filtered.
Limited minded Jesus freak.
This guy gets it.
Why do you still shill this shit, movie was terrible. Only good parts were with short round and they fricked up everything multiverse related. Dude hotdog hands and we're rocks now my lesbian daughter. Straight up retwrded
>Cinemaphile hates every movie and series since ever
First time here?
>main character of the movie is a 75yo chinese grandma
what the frick were they thinking
>With its bland and faux-universal life lessons that cheaply ethicalize expensive sensationalism, the film comes off as a sickly cynical feature-length directorial pitch reel for a Marvel movie.
This phrase gets thrown around a lot but this shit was literally rebbit: the movie
>Reddit Everywhere all at Once
The only good part is where she is born and the doctor says something like I'M SORRY IT'S A DAUGHTER
Correction, some people here say it's overrated, some love it.
>I'm gonna getcha, anon!
>Gonna getcha!
The moral of the story is
>mom will always love you
The moral of the story is: taxes are bullshit
Frick this board for memeing me into giving this movie a chance it was absolutely fricking terrible and unironically one of the worst movies I've ever seen in any genre and unquestionably the worst movie I've ever paid money to see in theaters
Threads like this have me convinced that there are paid shills that make threads like this because NOBODY could ever think this pile of shit was artsy or a good film. Fricking pretentious chink trash. Frick you.
I get not liking it, but saying it was terrible is objectively wrong and outs you as a moron who knows nothing about movies.
>Frick this board
Cinemaphile has nothing to do with the underage redditors peddling this pretentious shit
>shits on movie
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves the thread
The based department will want to see this.
Real Nostalgia Critic energy in this post
Its 100% shills, they hired some annoying marketing firm to hype it on social media and reddit tier sites.
They must have realized nobody is going to pay to see an ugly old asian lady shuffle around pretending to do martial arts.
I liked it. Daughter was annoying and Yeoh and Uncle Benny carried it.
Some great ideas and good direction but was too long. I'd cut a good half hour and just concentrate on the wackiness, Crank style.
It's fine, but it kinda feels like Reddit The Movie at times.
As a dumb/fun kung-fu movie, it's alright. I agree with and especially
since her regrets/appreciation over her marriage was way more interesting than her relationship with her daughter, which is resolved with an asspull, whereas she actually has an epiphany over her husband vs "what my life could have been."
>since her regrets/appreciation over her marriage was way more interesting than her relationship with her daughter, which is resolved with an asspull, whereas she actually has an epiphany over her husband vs "what my life could have been."
Goddamn so many scenes where Shortround just broke my heart. You could tell he really didn’t want to leave her but also didn’t want to pretend everything was fine. Hope that guy gets more roles off this.
One of the worst movies i ever watched, abwolute cringe shitmess. How is this 4.5 on letterboxd i have no idea.
A24
Normalhomosexuals don’t have any critical thinking skills so when they see that logo they automatically think that they have to defend the movie as Oscar worthy otherwise they’ll look uncultured and stupid to their “peers”
While you scream Reddit! Desperate for the approval of anonymous peers.
I didn't say anything about reddit, take your meds.
I liked this movie for subverting the 'incompetent man, cool woman' pozzed cliche. Waymond's a badass and Evelyn can't even file her fricking taxes right
Absolutely based. Everyone talks about Michelle's acting but he was the best.
Remove daughter
Make the movie about their marriage
Cut our 30 mins off run time
Movie becomes a lot better
I mean sure, can't argue with that.
I'd love to see them together again in an artsy drama in the future.
This. It subverts that cliche, subverts the notion of nihilism, subverts the idea that families aren't the core structure in a society, and even subverts the idea that a woman doesn't need to show her husband love and affection. It's really wrong to classify it as a reddit movie
Bitter /misc/cels who hate fun. Doesn’t help that there’s a female lead she has a lesbian daughter. This movie has a positive message and isn’t cynical in any way.
Cinemaphile only hates this kino because it's universally praised.
>universally praised
Buttfrick moronic critics and twitter nerds?
As opposed to some morons on an underwater basket weaving forum?
its shit, all the sex stuff ruins it.
>action slows down
>le dramatic music
>character explains themes of the film
>oh wow this must be the big finale
Nope
It happens 10 more times
>>mogs the frick out of capeshit
SO WHAT
Why is the multiverse being pushed so hard?
Why is capeshit so wahabbi re: women and yet so insatiably gay?
Why are muslims considered 'Left'?
Why are navy recruiters set up outside moobies?
Why is morbius being memed?
Why does Jared Leto have a fricking cult?
So many fricking questions
>Why is the multiverse being pushed so hard?
It's still underutilized as a concept in SF in comparison to every other idea.
Because it renders all meaning obsolete?
Everything else I see around me is pushing for some 'alternate reality'; be it blm, covid, social media movements or the weird 'sexuality' coming out of hollywood.
The cult is really pushing the relativistic/post-modern strain of its plague rn
Watch the fricking movie before commenting.
Frick off, I don't watch movies
Pretty based ngl
The core point of EEAAO is literally about finding meaning in the endless stream of meaninglessness.
uh huh, and how do they find meaning?
Ignore the endless stream of meaninglessness and focus on the present and the important relations in your life.
Everyone wouldn't shut up about EEAAO, yet everyone ignored the kino of pic related. It was just as, if not more surreal and plenty fun without the overworked ethical undertow.
sauce?
It had some good moments but the tryhard >OMGSOWEIRD moments were too much. 6/10
>DILDO WEAPONS XDDD
>ITT morons getting filtered by a simple and great story because of le gays!
It's not just
>le gays
It's also the fact that some of the zoomer humor, which I personally liked, but some may literally fume
>this is reddit this is memes
>Rick & Morty generation
under their breath
The Boys has two naked women in it, one is literally cucking a guy but shows her breasts and ass at least. The other crushes some guys skull and his brains shart out. She has some b&w photos where her breasts are blurred out.. She's got a tight pooper, round and shapely. Saw these in aznude so I dont know context.
Later, she sucks some black guys toe. I mean, semantically, that's not gay but a woman sucking a guys toe is really fricking gay.
Why is hollywood like this this? Seems like they try and subvert reality
there are women all over tiktok posting about this movie gave them extreme mental anguish due to its depiction of a mother/daughter relationship and how hard they can relate to it
someone give me a qrd on what might cause this phenomenon
People have strained relationships with their parents all the time.
Why do people say this movie is actually good? It looks like some lolsorandum Scott Pilgrim shit.
Scott Pilgrim was good though
Scott Pilgrim was silly light entertainment but people keep talking about how this movie is deep and they cried five times and whatever, but they never explain why or what makes it so good.
theres some commentary about nihilism/loving ur family/kindess etc, its feel-good stuff.
It's good silly light entertainment. I never claimed it was some high art.
Same with this, it's a really good blockbuster with distinct style. Not arthouse for sure, but it's a crowd pleaser that's not just another dumb capeshit.
>scott pilgredd*tim is good
It has puta in it. And Brie is probably the best actress in hollywood, ngl.
But you need to go back
i don't watch movies with over the hill women in it.
why aren't mods doing anything about these threads
Being cheerful and optimistic about life isn't "based" enough.
Cool anons only hate.
>capeshit mogs another capeshit
whoa!!
don't care
After two hits in Swiss Army Man and EEAAO the Daniels are going to be bought by Disney or Sony to do some stupid shit like Ant-Man 3 or Morbius 2, I guarantee it. And then they'll vanish.
>Non-cape movie comes out.
>Is a take of Internet culture.
>Cinemaphile mad it’s Reddit.
Not surprised.
I liked the movie but it kind of overstayed its welcome, should have been 30 min or more shorter, and because of its length the pacing is a bit odd.
Both are fricking awful.