Everything Everywhere All At Once

This just felt like I was being trolled for two hours straight. It's borderline unwatchable. I'll never complain about capeshit again.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fed up with woke agenda, I am not watching movies at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watched only 25 minutes, up to the point where she punches Jamie Lee. Does it really get worse?

      what's woke about it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They have a lesbian daughter, so everyone here is losing their shit about it. Why is her family supporting her not having children and being a tradwife REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >They have a lesbian daughter, so everyone here is losing their shit about it.

          I barely even noticed her being lesbian because there were a million other ridiculous things taking the attention away from it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Does it really get worse?

        Hahaha, you have no idea. The wackyness hasn't even started at that point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        at the end dc
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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        at the end, theres like 10 villains, she becomes a dominatrix and defeats them by spanking them,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >thought you were trolling
          >Google "Everything Everywhere All at Once spanking"
          >"Hot dog fingers, a talking raccoon, butt plug karate, Michelle Yeoh dressed up as a dominatrix spanking a guy"

          bruh. Best Picture? I want out of this world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah she defeats them with the power of love, various gestures which symbolize small acts of daily kindness.

          It would be somewhat eloquent if it weren’t so fricking ugly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I am not watching movies at all
      simpleton opinion
      movies are made for over a hundred of years in the whole world, yet you focus on modern-day Hollywood only

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a White American I started learning russian language and now I can enjoy tons of russian language content. All vatnik movies. I have subscribed to ivi, amedia.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am from Sweden. I have been watching russian movies for the past 5 years. Learned russian to fluent level. But now I hate russians. The moment you start understanding their language, you start hating them. I am glad I live in globohomosexual rich Western World.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The moment you start understanding their language, you start hating them
        gonna need an expansion on that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is just constant lying. Just like Trumptards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Their perception and culture is based around bad things happening to people and it being their fault for not being careful enough
          They are anons manifest in flesh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So they're always guilt tripping?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Their perception and culture is based
            are based
            and if you were as smart as you think, you wouldn't use social media

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it being their fault for not being sycophantic enough

            fixed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like a cringe attitude to have in an authoritarian shithole but it would appear based to westerners who blame a lot of shortcomings of certain people on SOCIETY.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking goofy. Especially the silly things the old people have to do to leave switch universes

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shit test to see how much stupid shit youre willing to stomach and call "intellectual". Its TRASH.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you watch American movies from 1950s, you smug c**t? Fed up with modern Hollywood.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was planning on watching this with my Chinese grandmother tonight. Will she approve or think I'm crazy for showing it to her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >334 KB
      > I was planning on watching this with my Chinese grandmother tonight. Will she approve or think I'm crazy for showing it to her?

      Crazy. It's a middle finger to Chinese society and culture. Don't embrace tradition, reject it and become a nihilist with a lesbian daughter.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am White American farmer. John Deere started selling us woke agricultural equipment with software which you can’t change, you cannot repair your own tractor. So we started buying old 1950s tractors that work without modern electronics. Stop watching woke shit. Watch old American movies, buy DVDs or whatnot, preserve them, because they will start cancelling old white movies too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is a software "woke"? Does it have gay sex videos on the tractor screen?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, John Deere homosexual software devs send it as a software update while we plow the fields. They think it is funny. Plow the fields, while they plow each other in their buttholes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks to Ukrainian hackers we could crack John Deere firmware and stop it from updating to paid repair schedule.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not just pirating the woke software

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that this one of the best films to come out in the last 20 years and having these constant threads where you pretend to be a first time watcher isn’t going to change that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pretend to be a first time watcher

      So everybody has watched it by now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So everybody has watched it by now?
        everyone everywhere all at once
        for free
        and only idiots liked it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I purposely avoid all capeshit and stupid shit. I'm only begrudgingly watching it because they gave it Best Picture.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Daily reminder that this one of the best films to come out in the last 20 years and having these constant threads where you pretend to be a first time watcher isn’t going to change that.

        It is a GIANT turd of a film, and it's one of the worst best pictures in decades. A lot of Best Pictures are lame ass Oscar bait, and others are the bland consensus, so I can understand them. But this is just a terribad film.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered troony

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is appropriate that it won all those awards. It represents the current state of entertainment, disjointed trash with bad humor, sex jokes, no plot, no morals and no purpose.

    It was written by a israelite and chinese guy, go figure.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had to turn this shit off. i finally understood what people meant by reddit humor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Calling movies reddit never made sense to me until I watched this.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did they milk the fricking raccaccooney bit so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they milked all the dumb comedy way too much
      it's bizarre since the movie would have been much better with 90% of that cut out, and the runtime would have approached something acceptable

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dude the hot dog fingers is one of the funniest bits ive seen in a long time

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're just a nihilist.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie is about repairing your relationship with your parents and accepting people for who they are
    >Cinemaphile hates it
    Shocker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >accepting people for who they are
      Dumbass concept that midwit degenerates crave because they can't handle criticism or consequences

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh le criticism
        >"I'm gay"
        >"Let me tell you why that's wrong"
        Yeah I'm definitely the midwit here.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >being filtered this hard by the multiverse
    back to capeshit with you

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i can watch moronic comedies and women spreading their buttholes open and other dumb shit but buttplugs and dildos in a mass market movie shows how moronic the population is.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn those nostrils are fricking bigger than her eyes

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everything in your anus all a once
    it is funny and will win awards
    the movie

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure its a generational thing. I thought it was so cringey and very very poorly written. and thats not even taking into account how incredibly woke it was, which i fricking hate

    but i think gen z's humour makes them love anything that is random/whacky/chaotic regardless of how poorly it was written. So basically this film is an age filter - if you like it you're still an immature child

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