Everything that I've read, heard, and seen about this movie is that is a FRICKING SATANIC sign of the times.

Everything that I've read, heard, and seen about this movie is that is a FRICKING SATANIC sign of the times. I fear watching it will corrupt my soul. I cannot understand how this actress accepted to perform this acting ritual of insanity for the bemusement of... well, you know who. HORRIBLE. E V I L.

Another subconscious gotcha, in plain fricking sight.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    take your meds you fricking spaz

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >always accuse others of that which you are guilty of
      Old israeli proverb

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd rather be a israelite than some fricking spastic autist having meltdowns about his delusions on a television image board

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO U

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good though?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was funny actually. It's literally about a horny moronic woman played by a straight white woman who is not moronic. It's not exactly anti-woke, but it's not another annoying pandering film.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who is not moronic
      that's debatable

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go protest a KISS concert grandma. Shit was kino of the year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. No other movie I saw last year was more interesting.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just assume this is pedo shit and take note of who praises it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a staunch conservative and this was the funniest movie I've seen in years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really, her brain develops a lot faster than a two-year old's brain in a two year old's body. At no point is Emma Stone using childlike mannerisms while fricking; most of the sex scenes, though often explicit, go by relatively quickly like a montage.
      The story reminds me of (I haven't read it in years so forgive me if I'm misremembering) Candide in that it's about a very naive character with few predispositions about society and morality who interacts throughout the story with a variety of characters and situations and his lack of a framework lead him into misadventures. I think the device of the brain swap was a (very fun, morbid and gothic) way to create a tabula rasa character exploring different aspects of society, morality and philosophy from a perspective of youthful wonder at the world without preconceived notions of morality or The Way Things Work. Sex is obviously a big theme that gets explored throughout the movie, another one is the reality of human suffering, which Bella has no frame of reference to understand and her childlike response to it is a source of comedy.
      When you read that its about someone with a two year old's brain who has a lot of sex I know how that sounds, and given how fricked up Hollywood is I don't blame anyone for making those assumptions. However even though her understanding of the rules of society stay completely naive, by the time she's on the boat she's reading Emerson, and even before she leaves Godwin's house (and before she has sex) she's exercising a strong degree of agency, so even if there's some ambiguity about exactly what mental age she is at a given time since her ability to process things is far more progressed than her childish mindset, it definitely is not the pedo-bait that people are framing it as.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        plus they make it very clear that she develops uncommonly quickly by giving us Qualley's character as a counterpoint, the same character in concept but who doesn't learn quickly and doesn't get sexualized

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a libtard gay. Proving my point that this is likely demonic.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some girls are just a lil moronic

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh fuggg oh muh bussy oh fugggg

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any torrents yet?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her performance in Poor Things

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I didn't buy her as a moronic baby. While she was jumping around and clapping it just came across like "I'M EMMA STONE AND I'M ACTING, YAAAAAAY!"

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't understand the reputation this shit is getting, it's fricking tame
    it IS feminist bullshit, though

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not satanic, it's just awful. It tries to be an empowering feminist film, while she's getting pounded in a brothel by fat ugly men for minimum wage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It tries to be an empowering feminist film, while she's getting pounded in a brothel by fat ugly men for minimum wage

      >It's not satanic

      read what you just wrote again.... BUT SLOWLY.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not the the irony there? The humor that comes from those two things clashing? Yorgos does that with all of his movies. The Favourite seemingly argues for matriarchal leadership and empowering women, but then shows that they are just as susceptible to corruption in positions of power. Not to mention emotionally unstable.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hm. I guess a woman must’ve written it. Seems like their kind of “humor”.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any idea who the director is? Or any idea of film outside this board?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tv got filtered hard by poor things. I think this board might be dumber than reddit.

            The novel was written by a man and so was the screenplay.

            Is he a homosexual? Because the joke just isn’t funny.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's Scottish. If you're going to blame anybody, blame whites

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Scots
                >white
                You’ve never played this game, I take it. But you’ve answered my question.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tv got filtered hard by poor things. I think this board might be dumber than reddit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The novel was written by a man and so was the screenplay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you type like a homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't seem like he was going for irony here. The film ended with her smugly brandishing a glass of champagne while the evil white male-turned-goat is braindead in the corner, like we're meant to cheer for a #girlboss

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that rubbed me the wrong way too, especially considering that she used her knowledge of brain transplants to mete out the pettiest revenge against a man she barely knew instead of using it to save the man who she considered her father

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            not to mention her mega-cuckold husband acting like a servant for her and her literal prostitute black socialist girlfriend

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Godwin had cancer, I doubt there was anything that could be done for him even in the fantasy world of brain transplants and machinery that creates digestive enzymes and makes you burp bubbles.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              she couldn't have put his brain in the healthy body of the man she put a goat's brain in instead?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I was Bella, I wouldn't want the brain of my surrogate father in the body of a man that abused me to the point that I was driven to suicide and I doubt that Godwin would've wanted that either. He was happy just to see her again and get to feel proud of her before he died.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sorry, can't save your life, my father, you'd look like a guy I didn't like for one day

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit, on top of that, she would've been giving him the opportunity to finally have sex which he couldn't before. fricked God over hard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bella didn't remember him at all, it was the whole reason she went back to his mansion with him, she was curious to see what he was like

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know that, but after he revealed himself to her by treating the servants like shit, trying to lock her up and planning to mutilate her pussy? He's better off as a goat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody gives a shit about him, the point is she didn't save Godwin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a good conclusion to his character. Bella's creator, her literal God--his death is the final part of her "growing up".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you should die so I can be more independent
                frick women

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                that b***h killed herself because of the baby, not her husband. the servants hated her too bc she was just as cruel as hiim.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think Godwin would have wanted her to do the transplant in the first place, I think he had a certain level of wisdom and acceptance by that point and wouldn't want to escape death.
            I agree though that the girlbossy tone of the ending kind of rubbed me the wrong way too. There's a lot of exploration of philosophy and morality in the story and I would have preferred an ending where Bella really reckoned with everything she's experienced or found some more sophisticated sense of peace rather than a fairly extreme form of comeuppance against a character we haven't seen that much of played as a "slay" moment.
            Still, the vast majority of the movie is absolutely fantastic to me so a somewhat conventional last few minutes doesn't drag it down much. Definitely the best film of 2023 I've seen by a mile.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh what movie?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there no webms of her sex scenes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there isn't as much sex in this as they want you to think

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cannot understand how this actress accepted to perform this acting ritual of insanity
    As funny as this shit may sound to you this lady didn't just "accept", this is not a matter of a brave artist challenging herself to do this amazing role, she is not free and she's hardly a woman anymore after all these years. Stone is one of many prostitute golems of the entertainment business who sacrificed everything for fame and fortune. That's all she cared about and that's what she got. She is indebted now and for the rest of her life, she's got handlers and has become nothing more than a cum dumpster for these subversive venomous israelites. She is sealed and compelled to have their israeli children and to help produce their israeli pedophile movies. Calling it "satanic" is irrelevant but you better understand that the film is a sort of "spell" and as many guess, a sort of programing. You also better pay attention about how fake this actress appears in interviews, that perfectly groomed, politically correct doll persona, perfectly camouflaging the sorrow of a kidnap victim. She's a worm.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF IS THIS TRUE???

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES

        >cannot understand how this actress accepted to perform this acting ritual of insanity
        As funny as this shit may sound to you this lady didn't just "accept", this is not a matter of a brave artist challenging herself to do this amazing role, she is not free and she's hardly a woman anymore after all these years. Stone is one of many prostitute golems of the entertainment business who sacrificed everything for fame and fortune. That's all she cared about and that's what she got. She is indebted now and for the rest of her life, she's got handlers and has become nothing more than a cum dumpster for these subversive venomous israelites. She is sealed and compelled to have their israeli children and to help produce their israeli pedophile movies. Calling it "satanic" is irrelevant but you better understand that the film is a sort of "spell" and as many guess, a sort of programing. You also better pay attention about how fake this actress appears in interviews, that perfectly groomed, politically correct doll persona, perfectly camouflaging the sorrow of a kidnap victim. She's a worm.

        Exactly my point. -op

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its a thinly veiled sexual fetish as conspiracy theory episode

        Usually it's just naming women as Epstein victims when it makes no sense.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walked out of this movie 30 mins in because I'm a squeamish b***h and the brain surgery scene made me nauseous. I liked what I saw until then, some really funny visual gags and good performances. I skimmed the synopses of the plot afterwards I don't think the movie would have been my cup of tea in the end anyway, so oh well

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything that I've read, heard, and seen about this movie is that is a FRICKING SATANIC sign of the times.
    As someone who watched it… Yeah, pretty much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for confirming what i surmised after 2 minutes

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hollywood has always been doing moloch's bidding
    now, the half wits who inherited the filth, don't know how to tell a story to couch the propaganda inbetween it all

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wife wants to watch it.

    Vomit.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will never get another role again. her image as le quirky likable female has been completely anihilated with this movie. she will now forever be a bawd.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the synopsis, it just looks like reddit quirky bizarro world puke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A toddler’s brain gets transplanted into a body of a woman and then gets repeatedly railed which the movie paints as empowering and good for growth.
      About as demonic as you would think.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Report anyone defending this movie to the FBI.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give the FBI your details
      no thanks glowie

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using Cinemaphile if you are afraid for your soul you moron LARPer

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(thing) is satanic
    I wish all these zoomer pretend-christians would leave.

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