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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute Kino, but Cinemaphile will say it's shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. newbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The frick did you just say about me you little fricker, ill have you know I'm a former seal and whatever, don't really remember how the pasta goes anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, Excalibur is certified Cinemaphile Hall of Fame Kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, Cinemaphile is 99% capeshit, /misc/bait and waifu homosexualry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk moar newcel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically one of the best movies ever made.

      It's one of like 5 movies that all of Cinemaphile (except really bad trolls) agree on being pure kino.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great film, but normies will say it's shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching it tonight for the first time, I’m excited
    I loved The Once And Future King, and I haven’t yet read (but I will) Le Morte d’Arthur and Idylls Of The King
    Haven’t seen Disney’s Sword in the Stone
    Love Monty Python And The Holy Grail, though obviously that’s a very different thing
    I also plan on reading Howard Pyle’s King Arthur books first chance I get
    I’m so excited for this movie tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun, I really mean it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy, bro. I wish I could experience it fresh again.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing
    But why on the poster God is lowercase and king is uppercase?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not talking about God himself (at least not directly), they're talking about A god, so lowercase makes sense in this particular example. No idea why "king" is capitalized, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it says A god. Not God. And King is a capitalized title.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense, thanks anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because there is more than one god
      there are thousands of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it emphasizes on KING Arthur

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure fricking kino. The symbolic transition of the culture from paganism to christianity all while praising (and trying to maintain) the merits of both is some of the best shit I've ever seen on a screen.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a stage play shot on film. not even joking, every scene is set up in a way that would perfectly fit on a stage and the acting just melodramatic enough to match. probably the best adaptation of the arthurian saga you will ever find.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sublime.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie would be great if not for the awful pacing - the scene where Arthur takes the sword out of the stone is laughably unexciting
    >someone stole my brother's sword, I guess I'll just take the Exalibur
    >Arthur you're a king
    >I don't want to
    All happens within like a minute. It gets much better once Mordred is born

    And the forest sets look extremly cheap compared to all of the castles, plains, etc. Particularly the excalibur site camp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the scene where Arthur takes the sword out of the stone is laughably unexciting
      clearly you understand little about the myth. And you need musical ques to prompt you to excitement. You must also not know when to laugh without a laughtrack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It plays like a comedy scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It speaks to Arthurs childlikeness at the time. He's a bit bumbling and innocent in the ways of the world, and brash if bold. Why would a director make a stupid scene of a pivotal moment where the rest of the movie is on point? Why are idiots like you so self unaware?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You must also not know when to laugh without a laughtrack
        The structure itself isn't the problem, the pacing is.
        >And you need musical ques to prompt you to excitement
        You don't seem to selfaware. This statement is extremly, extremly ironic, not only given the movie as a whole, but especially given the very next scene randomly starts playing O Fortuna and stops it even more abruptly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          had a heartykek at the fricking in full armor art the start

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that like the end of the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the forest sets
      The whole thing was filmed on location in Ireland, dude. There are no 'forest sets.' Just kino scenery.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing in many different ways. Pure kino of a quality that will probably never be produced again.

    The secret to Excalibur's success is that it was filmed more like an opera. It's essentially a node and a wink to Wagner's Parsifal and the scenes which used instrumental works by Wagner are some of the most strikingly powerful moments in film.

    The key takeaway here is that Richard Wagner left mankind an intense treasure trove of cerebral music which triggers complex emotions in the listener, especially in a melo-dramatic setting.

    Wagner is also the secret to Apocalypse Now's success.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The armor is great, costume department was on point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      had a heartykek at the fricking in full armor art the start

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        when i was a teen i jacked off to that scene so many times. igraine was my waifu until i grew up to be a helen mirren chad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based

          >You must also not know when to laugh without a laughtrack
          The structure itself isn't the problem, the pacing is.
          >And you need musical ques to prompt you to excitement
          You don't seem to selfaware. This statement is extremly, extremly ironic, not only given the movie as a whole, but especially given the very next scene randomly starts playing O Fortuna and stops it even more abruptly.

          cringe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ... Excalibur is superior as a ”first time I beat off" movie compared to Titanic because the good stuff is close to the beginning, so 12 year old you can easily rewind it and cover up your tracks afterwards.

    Fight me.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movie has such a special feeling to it, the actors, the dialogue, the aesthetic, the music all make the legend itself feel real...its hard to explain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Boorman was working on a LOTR film in the 70s but he couldn't get the budget so all his passion and ideas went into Excalibur instead. Could you imagine what LOTR would have been like with the Excalibur aesthestic?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's too soon for this thread to die 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are other threads. This one is done with me. Yes, that's it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember someone mentioning how every shot was supposed to be like a comic book panel or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I first watched it for an Arthurian literature class in college and our professor summed it up as the comic book version of Le Morte Darthur, which I feel describes it very well. Only criticism I could come up with is speculating that if you don't already know the story I imagine it could be hard to follow with how quickly characters come and go. Having read the original though it's one of the most definitive 10/10 films I've seen. Mordred's costume is appropriately an icon and Merlin is underrated compared to other performances.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly kino.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My lady...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cucks you

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing film.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie is shit. There hasn't been a single good Arthurian legend movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >First Knight
      >King Arthur
      >Monty Python and the Holy Grail
      >Sword of the Valiant

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Costumes are amazing. Interesting extras and side characters. Great score.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order. If only modern costume departments gave half a frick as much as the one in Excalibur.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sir John Boorman filmed his daughter being fricked under circumstances of dubious consensuality.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking great. Watched it for the first time recently. I was impressed by how much story they were able to fit into the runtime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's depressing to think that the green knight is basically this generation's excalibur. it's all over isn't it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Excalibur and Zardoz are kinos of the highest order.

    • 2 years ago
      AsSeenOnTV

      This is a correct and factual statement that only omitted Krull by accident.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peak honesty

    There is no lie in this movie.
    That being said it could be some 20 mins shorter.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a great montage.

    The only knight movie to make me cry apart from Alexander Nevsky.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still!... That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!' For it is the doom of men that they forget.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you seek the Grail? Remind them of what's forgotten, King and country are One....based...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You and the land are one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Who does the Grail(psyche) serve?
      >The Grail(psyche) serves those who serve it

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arthur casting is perhaps the most 10/10 casting I ever witnessed and I would never think of it being so until I, well, saw it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Vaseline lens aesthetic really puts me off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the eye and brain can adapt to anything, so that's kind of like saying you don't like black and white. Of course there is such a thing as bad cinematography but it's better to be specific.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based historically inaccurate armorverse
    >the 13th warrior
    >Alexander Nevsky
    >flesh & blood

    what are some other kinos?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This scene lol. I wish it went for longer.

    Anyway, what anons say about it feeling like a play is right. It's both a good and bad thing. I will just say that the film jumps between excellence and clumsiness in terms of it's direction/editing. I think this however is largely due in part to them trying to tell this epic tale within the space of 2hrs20min. Had they spread it across 2-3 films, they could have taken their time and produced something more refined. I would argue that the film series "Merlin" staring Sam Neil told the story better. I recommend it. But all in all, good fantasy film, i really enjoyed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i meant to post this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love how she rips Mordred out of her vegana. Serves that little homosexual right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come Father. Let us embrace at last.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best movie ever made

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