The cast from those movies is absolutely perfect. Catherine Zeta Jones might be okay but really have zero faith in this adaptation even coming close to the movies.
Addams isn't actually the family's last name when they were originally created, they were called "The Addams Family" because they were the Family that Chaz Addams drew in his New Yorker cartoons
The patriarch of the family (he wasn't named Gomez until the TV show) was always depicted as a short, fat Hispanic, Guzman is actually perfect asting lmao
You’re making assumptions. Although these two things (my lack of excitement, and my mentioning of The Munsters) appeared in the same post, that does not make the second line in any way less legitimate.
I had a friend who looked like morticia when I was in highschool except redheaded
She held my hand in a field once bros....
I would nuke the sun just to hold it again
I guess I can wait and see with Guzman Gomez. But Pugsly is supposed to look like Bobby Hill. That actor looks like he's literally just Guzman's son, there as a nepotism hire who doesnt want to shave his head
The original cartoon didn't even give them names and would be totally forgotten if it wasn't for the TV show. Gomez and Morticia should be believably really into each other
I disagree, Raul Julia with his protruding eyes was perfect and nailed the kind of crazy charisma Gomez has. The new actor looks like a car salesman trying to rip you off.
I like Luis, but he can't act for shit. His strength in movies is playing the loud Puerto Rican dude. That's why he never usually gets cast as a lead (if ever).
sounds terrible, the whole point of her character is that she was a murderous sociopath who didn't care about social dynamics and would just murder you if you annoyed her, unless the whole series is just her murdering people which i doubt
It's pretty clear they're just mining old properties to see what they can turn into another Riverdale, I don't think what the Addams Family used to be about matters nearly as much as having easily marketable characters like Wednesday and Lurch that they can use to draw in an audience of women aged 15-30
you didnt mean anything. you just wanted to write the word matrix.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No actually i meant you are so plugged into the internet you think Hollywood creates productions just so they can cast young girls. Using Adams family. Thats borderline delusional. Guess what, Holywood takes their young girls regardless of them having a show to put out or not.
Thats like saying candy stores are made just so that the owners can collect children together in one area. That… actually might be a bad example, but you get my point
2 years ago
Anonymous
people love young girls and its been happening for a long time. i dont give a shit if you dont give a shit about it though because it will still continue regardless if you want to block it out with endless paragraphs on Cinemaphile.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And you can keep obsessing over young girls and trying to connect the dots between them and every piece of media around you, like you are uncovering some dirty secret that Hollywood is perverted haha. Oh wow i didn't know Holywood likes young girls, we all owe you so much for unearthing this conspiracy. You probably cant even enjoy a show or a movie anymore you miserable frick haha
2 years ago
Anonymous
i would frick you if you were here. dont forget that, child.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Point. Proven.
2 years ago
Anonymous
hope i gave you enough dopamine for the day, bro. top fricking kek!
this show is about selling Wednesday Addams merch at Hot Topic not some fanboy faithful adaptation of whatever they think Gomez should be get a fricking grip incels
Isn't Gomez supposed to be an ugly goofy frick like this? Raul Julia was great but I don't think the character's supposed to be a suave cool handsome devil. Ricci was brilliant though, there's zero chance this will live up to her performance. This shit's DOA
morticia - fine
wednesday - fine
gomez - mustache needs work
pugsly - not fat enough, not "bobby hill" enough. consider that louis ck was a mexican child
I'm fine with that Gomez, I'll have to wait and see
I'm intrigued and a bit of dick tingled by that Wednesday
I'm disgusted by that old plastic catherine zeta jones Morticia
I'm angry at a slim Pugsley
Gomez has way to much ugly on his face. He is supposed to be dapper & charming & smile. I know comics Gomez is kinda funny too, but its not the same kinda ugly.
Morticia looks like her face is stabled on. So much plastic surgery. No goth mommy vibes at all. She looks like she is a Stacy stepford wife who died her hair black for Halloween.
Pugsly is supposed to be a chubby kid with brutal features & beady eyes. Like every stereotypical school yard bully has been depicted for decades. Now he chooses like he steals his sisters clothes & his mothers make up.
Wednesday looks alright enough visually but honestly they probably focused on her more than anyone else & the writing probably follows suit. If you don't like Lisa Simpson episodes you probably won't like what's coming.
I cannot believe they are gonna use the fricking Spanish European Gomez to let some sweaty brown Latin Americans into the cast. Its fricking stupid
Man I remember when I saw this movie as a kid. I was the same age as her, and I looked just like the human version of Casper too, so it was super easy to insert myself as her bf. Truly my first movie waifu.
Catherine Zita Jones is Welsh though, and neither of those children look hispanic
No. No. No fricking way, that Gomez looks awful. His name isn't Gomez because he's hispanic, Adams isn't a hispanic name. Does Fester or Morticia sound hispanic? They're weirdos, they have weird names that don't make sense. He's named Gomez because he's not hispanic.
They could get away with a hispanic Gomez if he's like Raul Julia, and I mean I like that actor, but for Gomez? He doesn't have the right look or the right voice. Any scene of him trying to frick Morticia is going to be gross instead of romantic.
Morticia is obviously not Hispanic. She's French or some kind of European.
He could gotten his career back on track but israelites in Hollywood say nooooooo. I have no doubt there is money lauding going on or the US government are taking tax payers money to support all this woke shit
No. No. No fricking way, that Gomez looks awful. His name isn't Gomez because he's hispanic, Adams isn't a hispanic name. Does Fester or Morticia sound hispanic? They're weirdos, they have weird names that don't make sense. He's named Gomez because he's not hispanic.
They could get away with a hispanic Gomez if he's like Raul Julia, and I mean I like that actor, but for Gomez? He doesn't have the right look or the right voice. Any scene of him trying to frick Morticia is going to be gross instead of romantic.
not even a little bit but ill probably check it out
The bar was set so fricking high by Angela Huston and Raul Julia
problem is they seem to just be copying sonenfields take on it instead of inventing a new one. dont know why tim burton did this.
The cast from those movies is absolutely perfect. Catherine Zeta Jones might be okay but really have zero faith in this adaptation even coming close to the movies.
looks like a goddam parody
yep
sam gamgee's dad looking stylish
carolyn jones looking good
that would work well actually
They will always be my Morticia and Gomez. Nobody could ever hope to compete.
they inherited gomez's filthy Hispanic genes instead of morticias
Why are they Latinx?
>Gomez
>Adams
Addams isn't actually the family's last name when they were originally created, they were called "The Addams Family" because they were the Family that Chaz Addams drew in his New Yorker cartoons
The patriarch of the family (he wasn't named Gomez until the TV show) was always depicted as a short, fat Hispanic, Guzman is actually perfect asting lmao
Spain's not South America
Spain is irrelevant.
that's a welsh
who came from spain in mammoth times
Can't wait to hear
>white bad
>marriage bad
>black good
>cucks good
>straight bad
>gay good
for the the rest of my life. I'm so excited.
Thats how I feel too anon.
Scared Potter?
bot post
That's gotta be a shoop. There simply CAN'T be people who are THAT ugly! No, sorry, not buying it.
why is he black instead of mexican like in the original series?
Black? Get your eyes checked. He is still Mexican.
>Luís Guzman
>Black
Shamefur post
the skull shape looks black? why do you think he is mexican?
>the skull shape looks black?
No.
>why do you think he is mexican?
Well, not Mexican, but he is latino.
>Well, not Mexican, but he is latino.
More like american born and bred, lmaoo
he is from Puerto Rico, more likely to be ethnically black than mexican, and from the face he looks clearly black even if he has a mexican haircut
Not in the slightest.
I’ve never liked The Munsters and I think Rob Zombie is overrated as a director.
Wrong tv show, reboot and director
You’re making assumptions. Although these two things (my lack of excitement, and my mentioning of The Munsters) appeared in the same post, that does not make the second line in any way less legitimate.
That, my friend, is the art of ‘trolling’.
Gomez was a short ugly fricker in the comic strips but the 90s casting was pretty much impossible to replace.
wasn't it made in the 60s?
You aren't really competing with the 60s series though. Most modern viewers know the films more than the show
There's no competition here, the 60s version will never be beat. Best you can do is try for third best or at the very least 5th.
I remember when I first found out the sets were in bright pinks and yellows to highlight the shots better, broke my brain a little bit
it was a comic strip in the 1930s first
I had a friend who looked like morticia when I was in highschool except redheaded
She held my hand in a field once bros....
I would nuke the sun just to hold it again
>thats my fetish
he was a cuck in the 90s movies
He was more of a simp.
Zeta-Jones looking good
I know why everyone here is excited, the moment this thread popped up, I knew what the discussion is going to be about. You know it too.
how a mexican woman and a black man had indians kids?
>Gwendoline Christie is on board as a series regular
Gender flipped Lurch, calling it now
Nah, Lurch is in it as a man (pic)
WTF did they do to Gomez Addams?
Seems more accurate to the original than any of the prior actors. Gomez should be short, fat and ugly.
I guess I can wait and see with Guzman Gomez. But Pugsly is supposed to look like Bobby Hill. That actor looks like he's literally just Guzman's son, there as a nepotism hire who doesnt want to shave his head
The original cartoon didn't even give them names and would be totally forgotten if it wasn't for the TV show. Gomez and Morticia should be believably really into each other
I disagree, Raul Julia with his protruding eyes was perfect and nailed the kind of crazy charisma Gomez has. The new actor looks like a car salesman trying to rip you off.
No one gives a shit about the comic. The 60s tv show should be the gold standard.
They seriously got Catherine Zeta Jones and fricking Luis Guzman (who's PR, btw not Mexican)?
I would like to believe he can pull it off but my only experience with this actor is his roles in adam sandler movies
I dunno if he has the manic charisma to pull off gomez
I like Luis, but he can't act for shit. His strength in movies is playing the loud Puerto Rican dude. That's why he never usually gets cast as a lead (if ever).
if she smiled like this here
It would work. Gomez should contrast Morticia
like here
He graduated from Greendale anyway
Why can't anyone do good casting anymore?
They did...your nostalgia blinds you
Eat a dick shill
I'll watch to jerk off to Wednesday.
i think guzman might be able to pull it off. only time will tell.
The series is literally about Wednesday at high school it's a teen drama where Gomez relegated to a guest star the show is made for teen girls
sounds terrible, the whole point of her character is that she was a murderous sociopath who didn't care about social dynamics and would just murder you if you annoyed her, unless the whole series is just her murdering people which i doubt
Aren't you existed for Pretty Little Liars, but "hot-topic goth" aesthetic?
The only reason normal people even remember the series is the Ramones edit that gets shat out on TikTok.
Wednesday does nothing for my dick. Not gonna watch this shit at all
> The only reason normal people even remember the series is the Ramones edit that gets shat out on TikTok.
What?
beh
So they’re hispanics now?
gomez always was, not the rest though
Holy hell Catherine Zeta-Jones looks bogged. Should've cast pic related or Sofia Vergara.
Usually I complain about the woman being ugly but here I have to say they made Gomez too ugly and not suave enough.
Looks good, if only the show didn't sound terrible
>Wednesday is a telekinetic who goes to a school for monsters with vampires and werewolves and shit.
This is not what the Addams Family is fricking about! It's about a kooky weird but wholesome family surrounded by shitty judgemental normies.
They are not monsters or supernatural beings, should have made a Munsters reboot if they wanted to make that shit.
>Munsters reboot
Wish granted
fricking monkey's paw
It's pretty clear they're just mining old properties to see what they can turn into another Riverdale, I don't think what the Addams Family used to be about matters nearly as much as having easily marketable characters like Wednesday and Lurch that they can use to draw in an audience of women aged 15-30
you got it backwards though, an anon here put it best a month ago
>while the Addams were macabre and monstrous the Munsters were friendly and harmless
Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder. half the time she's Zeta and the other half she's Jones
*snap snap*
CAPE
RAPE
ESCAPE
Where's uncle Fester?
In motherfricker hell.
Is this a good morning sir? I can't tell anymore. Made me laugh though.
He's on a Fester Quest to save the city from aliens.
Why didn't they put John Leguizamo as Gomez?
Too busy b***hing on Twitter about Lantix representation.
Bro why the frick did they do Gomez like that hahaha what a slap in the face to the franchise. Hes going to he a three stooges character.
its not like it matters. the point of filming the show was to have an excuse to have casting of young women often
…you need to take a break from the matrix my friend.
thats how these teen dramas are shot. endless casting
Yeaaa i still mean what i said
you didnt mean anything. you just wanted to write the word matrix.
No actually i meant you are so plugged into the internet you think Hollywood creates productions just so they can cast young girls. Using Adams family. Thats borderline delusional. Guess what, Holywood takes their young girls regardless of them having a show to put out or not.
Thats like saying candy stores are made just so that the owners can collect children together in one area. That… actually might be a bad example, but you get my point
people love young girls and its been happening for a long time. i dont give a shit if you dont give a shit about it though because it will still continue regardless if you want to block it out with endless paragraphs on Cinemaphile.
And you can keep obsessing over young girls and trying to connect the dots between them and every piece of media around you, like you are uncovering some dirty secret that Hollywood is perverted haha. Oh wow i didn't know Holywood likes young girls, we all owe you so much for unearthing this conspiracy. You probably cant even enjoy a show or a movie anymore you miserable frick haha
i would frick you if you were here. dont forget that, child.
Point. Proven.
hope i gave you enough dopamine for the day, bro. top fricking kek!
Cringe
noice. you need even more serotonin hits
ok Cinemaphile who would you cast as gomez? im drawing a blank on who could pull it off.
Diego Luna
Oscar Isaac
this show is about selling Wednesday Addams merch at Hot Topic not some fanboy faithful adaptation of whatever they think Gomez should be get a fricking grip incels
No Soderberg. No deal.
what the frick is that goblin gomez lmfao
i love jenna
i would like to start a family with her
What the frick did they do to Gomez?
Wednesday is too old.
>handsome spaniard is now an unfunny fat mexican
lol
lmao
Isn't Gomez supposed to be an ugly goofy frick like this? Raul Julia was great but I don't think the character's supposed to be a suave cool handsome devil. Ricci was brilliant though, there's zero chance this will live up to her performance. This shit's DOA
morticia - fine
wednesday - fine
gomez - mustache needs work
pugsly - not fat enough, not "bobby hill" enough. consider that louis ck was a mexican child
Lalo's actor would be better then LOOK IM FAT AND CUBAN JOKE MAN.
The original series can't be beat. Also, the movies were already made to perfection.
That fricking LITERAL gremlin is supposed to be Gomez?
HE looked like that in the comics before the og show
lets just be honest, its an impossible feat to top raul julia. somebody has to be gomez. i just hope its decent enough.
oscar isaac in sucker punch
he may look the part but he doesnt have the charisma
Gomez is supposed to be Spanish not Hispanic right?
Jenna's so fn hot
Missing link.
I like Luis in Waiting, but still not interested in this remake.
I am excited for Jones yes.
I'm fine with that Gomez, I'll have to wait and see
I'm intrigued and a bit of dick tingled by that Wednesday
I'm disgusted by that old plastic catherine zeta jones Morticia
I'm angry at a slim Pugsley
I sorta trust Tim Burton enough to elevate it above Riverdale shit
Plus Jenna a cute!
Why she gotta ruin her face with that makeup
Gomez has way to much ugly on his face. He is supposed to be dapper & charming & smile. I know comics Gomez is kinda funny too, but its not the same kinda ugly.
Morticia looks like her face is stabled on. So much plastic surgery. No goth mommy vibes at all. She looks like she is a Stacy stepford wife who died her hair black for Halloween.
Pugsly is supposed to be a chubby kid with brutal features & beady eyes. Like every stereotypical school yard bully has been depicted for decades. Now he chooses like he steals his sisters clothes & his mothers make up.
Wednesday looks alright enough visually but honestly they probably focused on her more than anyone else & the writing probably follows suit. If you don't like Lisa Simpson episodes you probably won't like what's coming.
I cannot believe they are gonna use the fricking Spanish European Gomez to let some sweaty brown Latin Americans into the cast. Its fricking stupid
>Gomez has way to much ugly on his face. He is supposed to be dapper & charming & smile. I
Not really. This Gomez is comic-accurate.
Why are Wednesdays so hot god fricking dammit.
Man I remember when I saw this movie as a kid. I was the same age as her, and I looked just like the human version of Casper too, so it was super easy to insert myself as her bf. Truly my first movie waifu.
Should have been Johnny Depp and either Wynona Ryder or Christina Ricci, either way would have been both meta and kino
Ricci was originally cast as Morticia but they decided to make the family latino so Ricci has an "undisclosed" part
Catherine Zita Jones is Welsh though, and neither of those children look hispanic
>neither of those children look hispanic
your grave in donbas is calling
Like the majority of Americans, I do not have a passport. How and why would I be in Donbass?
>Catherine Zita Jones is Welsh
She doesn't look it. Then again, when I think of Welsh, I just picture sheep. And maybe Stonehenge.
Morticia is obviously not Hispanic. She's French or some kind of European.
the addams family was always second rate pleb trash compared to the munsters
Gomez was a well known Sephardic israelite name. common among israelite slavers
the Adams family were israeli, not hispanic
I watch for she
<3 dental hygiene jenna
>white top
>no bra
Is she even legal?
Yep she's 19
and her 20th birthday is next month!
No
That man can't act. Otherwise could be kino.
>The guy they've cast as Lurch is only 6'2 and skinny
Bad casting. Also why is there no Fester? They can't not have Fester.
If it has Tim Burton doing a single drawing of art direction (and NOT edited to death by an army of Disney artists) then it’ll at least look good.
Who are the IMPOSTERS? THESE IMPOSTORÉS? FLIM FLAMS, CHARLATANS, FRAUDS
i miss raul julia like you wouldnt believe
brilliant
bravo!
lmao
What we could of had.
He could gotten his career back on track but israelites in Hollywood say nooooooo. I have no doubt there is money lauding going on or the US government are taking tax payers money to support all this woke shit
PIc related
I'll watch it for Jenna and Luis
LOS ADDAMS FAMILIA
that guy from fantastic beasts would make a perfect gomez
he's so fricking ugly what the frick
PURE CRINGE
No. No. No fricking way, that Gomez looks awful. His name isn't Gomez because he's hispanic, Adams isn't a hispanic name. Does Fester or Morticia sound hispanic? They're weirdos, they have weird names that don't make sense. He's named Gomez because he's not hispanic.
They could get away with a hispanic Gomez if he's like Raul Julia, and I mean I like that actor, but for Gomez? He doesn't have the right look or the right voice. Any scene of him trying to frick Morticia is going to be gross instead of romantic.
Seriously, THIS is who they got to try to fill Raul Julia's shoes?
A failure already.
They should have gotten that guy that played Lalo in Better Call Saul
I think he could pull it off
Wednesday is so hot