Excuse me, sir? Im looking for a job

Excuse me, sir? I’m looking for a job

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that scene where he's laughing at the TV alone in his apartment really hit at home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s literally me

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sure, just apply on our site (so our algorithm can weed you out early and your resume and credentials never make it to a human being's eyes) like everyone else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anon who’s never worked in his life thinks that’s how it works
      Applying in person is a huge plus, but what’s even better is when an employee recommends you to the employer. Nepotism is king. Most jobs could be done by a fucking idiot so most employers just want someone they’ll get along with

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We don't have a position for "ugly bastard"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >We don't have a position for "ugly bastard"
      I'm also qualified in both NTR and NTS with a minor in nakadashi.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry we don't hire people who use goyslop terms

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yknow what man? Fuck you. Fuck the system. Fuck THIS CRAP. I DONT CLUCKING CARE. So cruck off, get the gluck out of here. Get HUCKED. BLUCK OFF. WUCK OFF WITH THE GULLSHIT. This job is MUCKING PULLSHIT. Juck you. Go ruck yourself. IDIOT.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >POV: looking at an anon here who claims they still look 21 at 30
    Kek I'm saving this

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, how do you explain this 116 month gap in employment?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was time during which I was unemployed and not actively seeking employment or claiming benefits.

      >what were you doing during that period then?
      Nothing.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have one position available, your duties will be monitoring reports from users, deleting posts and submitting ban requests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How much will I be paid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOTHING

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't sound so good

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I totally still look 19 bro. people tell me all the time. check out my smile..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nightcrawler. Great film.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. I love how it shows how desperate failed men are.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is why we need socialism and welfare. To protect pathetic men who can't make it on their own.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh hell no. A failed man is worse than a woman. At least a woman has holes to fill. Failed men can fuck off and die.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >failed men
          Trannies?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the only way to succeed is for you to become a sociopath

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this? I've seen it posted here all the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The ageing anon: starring you

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Excuse me, sir? I’m looking for a job
    literally and unironically me

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Here, you can practice your sales pitch in this room, alone"
    >Activates two way mirror
    >"Alright, let's see what he's got...."

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn blackmail an older woman into sleeping with you
    why even live lads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dont let your dreams be dreams anon, there is a blackmail bride out there somewhere just for you

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