>Sure, just apply on our site (so our algorithm can weed you out early and your resume and credentials never make it to a human being's eyes) like everyone else
>anon who’s never worked in his life thinks that’s how it works
Applying in person is a huge plus, but what’s even better is when an employee recommends you to the employer. Nepotism is king. Most jobs could be done by a fucking idiot so most employers just want someone they’ll get along with
>yknow what man? Fuck you. Fuck the system. Fuck THIS CRAP. I DONT CLUCKING CARE. So cruck off, get the gluck out of here. Get HUCKED. BLUCK OFF. WUCK OFF WITH THE GULLSHIT. This job is MUCKING PULLSHIT. Juck you. Go ruck yourself. IDIOT.
that scene where he's laughing at the TV alone in his apartment really hit at home
>he’s literally me
>Sure, just apply on our site (so our algorithm can weed you out early and your resume and credentials never make it to a human being's eyes) like everyone else
>anon who’s never worked in his life thinks that’s how it works
Applying in person is a huge plus, but what’s even better is when an employee recommends you to the employer. Nepotism is king. Most jobs could be done by a fucking idiot so most employers just want someone they’ll get along with
We don't have a position for "ugly bastard"
>We don't have a position for "ugly bastard"
I'm also qualified in both NTR and NTS with a minor in nakadashi.
Sorry we don't hire people who use goyslop terms
>yknow what man? Fuck you. Fuck the system. Fuck THIS CRAP. I DONT CLUCKING CARE. So cruck off, get the gluck out of here. Get HUCKED. BLUCK OFF. WUCK OFF WITH THE GULLSHIT. This job is MUCKING PULLSHIT. Juck you. Go ruck yourself. IDIOT.
>POV: looking at an anon here who claims they still look 21 at 30
Kek I'm saving this
>anon, how do you explain this 116 month gap in employment?
That was time during which I was unemployed and not actively seeking employment or claiming benefits.
>what were you doing during that period then?
Nothing.
I have one position available, your duties will be monitoring reports from users, deleting posts and submitting ban requests.
How much will I be paid?
NOTHING
That doesn't sound so good
>I totally still look 19 bro. people tell me all the time. check out my smile..
Nightcrawler. Great film.
This. I love how it shows how desperate failed men are.
This is why we need socialism and welfare. To protect pathetic men who can't make it on their own.
Oh hell no. A failed man is worse than a woman. At least a woman has holes to fill. Failed men can fuck off and die.
>failed men
Trannies?
Yeah
>the only way to succeed is for you to become a sociopath
What movie is this? I've seen it posted here all the time
>The ageing anon: starring you
Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
>Excuse me, sir? I’m looking for a job
literally and unironically me
>"Here, you can practice your sales pitch in this room, alone"
>Activates two way mirror
>"Alright, let's see what he's got...."
>ywn blackmail an older woman into sleeping with you
why even live lads
Dont let your dreams be dreams anon, there is a blackmail bride out there somewhere just for you