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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. She's just another adrenochrome-using hollyfreak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she will suffer when the supply ends

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes a billionaire selling cosmetics
    Gee, I wonder what her secret is...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eyebrows erotic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah she was a lot hotter 15 years ago.
      She is just very attractive with great bone structure so has more leeway than mid actresses.
      Also she has herpes from Jeter and can't sire you babies, stop simping for her.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makeup + hair stylist + plastic surgeon + dentist
    Given enough money, you can delay perceived aging for a very long time. At some point in your 60s your body starts to shut down and at that point you can't hide it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to the past?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plastic surgeon

      How come it didn't work this guy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry to say he answered the call

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ring ring
          >it's Grichka
          >...
          >bogged.jpg
          what did he say?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between getting sensible work done and bogging yourself. Look at people like Richard Gere and Paull Rudd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get bogged
          >try to fix the bogging
          >get even more bogged
          it's a vicious cycle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Either botched work or he asked for too much.
        You don't notice the good plastic surgery because it's supposed to be invisible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why in the actual frick did he do it bros?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Goose has been roasted.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alba
    is it true the average Scot is this swarthy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alba is a Latin name, her dad is Mexican

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her family has Spanish ancestry, they're Meds. They age slowly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The average Mexican is half indigenous, including her dad, which is why she's 1/4 indigenous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks like an Indian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i always thought she was african american mixed with something else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alba is also the name of a region in Italy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaire
    >scam artist
    Makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is she a scam artist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look into her "Honest Company". It was anything but honest.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    European genetics

    https://ethnicelebs.com/jessica-alba

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet those pits smell amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine her as your babysitter, you are 8 she is 18 she is the outcast of her class you know everyone bullies her and she is forced to be your babysitter, everyday she is in a bad mood because everyone bullies her so she takes it out on you by raping you every single day, she jacks you off and keeps going even though you are crying and begging her to stop because you are very sensitive after already coming, but instead of stopping she slaps you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that's pedophilia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but i wish i was the 8 year old being molested by her, its not that bad if i want it to happen to me exclusively is it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why would you want to have a small wiener and a high voice?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you just dont get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No buccal fat removal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed genes.
      One of God's chosen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      24 was peak, dont @ me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >casting this beaner barbie as a female lead
      Boomers were something else kinda stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too neotenous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is 90% white and 10% US Indian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      child status?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rich
    >low stress
    >good skincare
    >never got fat
    >ate healthy
    >no alcohol or drugs definitely no ciggies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its pure genetics you fricking dipshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope you blackpilled loser

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't think genetics play a huge role in how well you age, you're really fricking dumb.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no I know it does play a huge role but there's also a ton of other factors
            you said it's "pure genetics" you simple minded frickwit.
            you ugly fricks are like fat fricks with "muh genes"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics plays a part, some people could do everything right and age like shit anyway. However she didn’t sit around at a computer not exercising and shoving doritos in her gob 24/7 for the last two decades. You are the moron if you think it is ONLY genetics, and you probably are trying to excuse why you look like shit. Be honest for once homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't think her daily habits had any impact on her health? moron

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic on the right is actually from September 2023, so technically this is a lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cash warren
      i can tell this guy is american just by his weird goofy backwards name

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she like money so much she married Cash does he have a friend that goes by Tango?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably plastic surgery.
    people only notice bogged celebrities, but good plastic surgery also exists.
    If a woman seems to age particularly well, there's usually some kind of trick (other than make-up, obviously)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unflattering expression
      >unflattering lighting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post wall fem jowels are a motherfricker especially if you're brown.
      T. Brown man that loves white girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        According to 4chins, Alba should have been an abuela at 19 so she's doing pretty good from what I see..

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's because i was thinking of her when i jerk offd when dark angel was on the air, donated my vril to her and she deserved every droplet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >think OP is just talking bullshit
    >he's right!
    the answer to this magic is literally just not being white
    this photo is 4 days ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's wearing a fair bit of makeup. you can see the wall breaking through slowly. she has soft features which helps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >east asian/native american (indigenous mexican)
        what does that mean? can somebody explain?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The genetic makeup of those groups are so similar they can be considered one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah i get it now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Genealogists loosely proclaim the theory of Asian ethnicities crossing the Bering straight into Alaska and settling in the Americas thousands of years ago, creating what we know as Native Americans. It's not completely proven but is good enough for them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm too lazy to delete my results, but here's me (left) and my wife (right). She's Mexican but has Native and Asian ancestry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's weird is that she doesn't necessarily look her age but that doesn't mean she looks good. She pass as an ugly 28 year old woman with sleep deprivation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She pass as an ugly 28 year old woman with sleep deprivation.
        Fricking lol, and I bet you only allow supermodels in their primes to frick you right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHE IS A GODDESS YOU INCEL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pick up the nearest phone and dial 8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pronounces "dilate" with three syllables
          inbred hillbilly subhuman detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fill up bathtub
        >plug in toaster
        >jump in bathtub holding toaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't she own a cosmetics company that 1000%'d her net worth? b***h is getting baby foreskin injections straight from the source

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's something slightly weird in her eyes, I'm guessing a facelift.
      the result is still pretty good, she looks great for being 43

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and she's had multiple kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like an old hag here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not being white
      gay

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drink too much or smoke and don't be fat, sounds simplistic but most people just look bloated after 30 something or early assuming that's the normal ageing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are quite a few pics of her smoking in public

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't drink too much or smoke and don't be fat, sounds simplistic but most people just look bloated after 30 something or early assuming that's the normal ageing

        imagine getting a blowjob from Jessica Alba

        how fricking awesome would that be

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a lifelong smoker too. Must be good genes. Love her bowtie trampstamp too. Classy babe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOWTIE FRENCH FRIES????

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2005 is almost 32 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2005 is almost 32 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2005 is almost 32 years ago

      2032 is almost 13 years to go

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that jessica alba was like 17 years old when she filmed this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and inb4 some moron goes
        >uhm the movie came out on april 30th 1999 and she turned 18 on the 28th that year
        movies aren't filmed and fricking released in 1 fricking day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and inb4 some moron goes
        >uhm the movie came out on april 30th 1999 and she turned 18 on the 28th that year
        movies aren't filmed and fricking released in 1 fricking day

        Stop trying to make me jerk off again, I'm saving it for a porn game later

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DUDE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and?

        T.T

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching her on hot ones a couple years ago and thinking about how she was the only woman over 40 I would frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here it is. She was 40 in this https://youtu.be/50U1S_OLEOQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure she would be happy to hear that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watches hot ones
      >doesn't like milfs
      What an absolute homosexual kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean you normally dont like milfs? are you a gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're gay if you like milfs, because older women generally look manlier than younger women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you are gay if you like women
          how many pills do you have to take a day anon? how many mental illnesses do you have?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most men who like "milfs" are just pretending. They know they would much rather have younger pussy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well i dont know about boomers and millenials but im a zoomer, have you seen zoomer girls? frick that i preffer older women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > she was the only woman over 40 I would frick
      I remember feeling this way as a teenager/early 20s but now I find myself looking at 40+ year old women and wanting to frick them quite regularly.
      all they need is a good, big ass and hips.

      That said fricking over-40 year olds is kind of pointless because they;re barren.
      In a way it's like getting a handjob or just jerking off onto the ground.

      real satisfaction of sex comes from impregnating a young, fecund woman and having lots of kids with her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah even Apes frick just for fun chud

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good genes and better surgeons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone should use these surgeons then because most prostitutes turn out like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's genuinely a luck of the draw and ho hard you want to go. Like everyone in Hollywood gets touched up it's only when you go too far/someone fricks up that people can tell and once that happens it's like trying to catch a drink you already dropped...saving it is near impossible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone should use these surgeons then because most prostitutes turn out like this

      I think it's genuinely a luck of the draw and ho hard you want to go. Like everyone in hollywood gets touched up it's only when you go too far/someone fricks up that people can tell and once that happens it's like trying to catch a drink you already dropped...saving it is near impossible.

      The only thing separating the bogged from the rest is what surgeries they choose to have. They're getting all the usual work done, but then on top of that they have loads of fillers and lipo and implants that frick them up. For example, if you find a super high res picture of any middle aged actress these days you'll probably see a fine dot pattern on their face from laser treatments. But, it's a slippery slope from that to full blown bogging.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Cameron gave Alba her big break on Dark Angel, but Weinstein produced Sin City which Alba played a stripper in, so maybe she was Harvested.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that means she was used as bike town

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the lucky mixed breed people were they get all of the good traits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, she won the genetic lottery.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched Idle Hands and was taken back by what a babe she was at 18.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone said she was 17 in that film

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WOAH WOAH, PEDO ALERT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sha was almost 18 so its ok right?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    early fourties, shit gets down in the second half

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't smoke, wear sunscreen, exercise regularly, eat healthy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smear toxic chemicals into your skin

      durrr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and age like a prune then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h is 60 going on 30

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you think I wouldn't eat this woman's shit you might just be the wrongest man in the universe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t have to be at shit just to prove point. Just say you think Jessica Alba is hot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's at least 50
          not "31"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >31

          jesus fricking christ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posts webm of an atractive milf
          >this somehow proves his point
          what did he mean by this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Milf
            Do you think she has kids. Looking like an above average 45 when you're 31 still feels like it might be a little a little bittersweet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe she doesnt, her body looks too perfect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I noticed white woman get wrinkles on their chest. What the frick is up with that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sun damage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The main trick to keep looking young as you age is to stay out of the sun. She failed at that.
            Look at old people's upper legs, they often look like they keep be attached to someone much younger. Their face skin could have looked the same if they had worn pants on their heads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the face of a woman who's been burning her skin under the cancerous rays of the Sun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember kids - don't smile all the time or get suntans.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 33 and I don't look this old and I'm out in the sun every summer. Just don't have garbage north European genetics and you'll be fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just look at those milkers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy sun lotion from one of the nordic countries. They usually don't have all the toxic chemicals. Just check the ingredients.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And drink lots of water.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    latina genes

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young blood injections

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica you a ho. Stupid ho. Should've saved yourself for me. Ho.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a literal 10/10
    >take care of yourself
    >don't go insane with plastic surgery
    Good for her to be "honest"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame about the herpes

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to find her hot but then she said she was awkward as a kid

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I remember everyone going crazy for her in 2005 because of Sin City. Good times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sin city
      It took you til she was in Sin City to be an Alba appreciator? I fapped so hard to her in her Idle Hands and her horrible show Dark Angel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was one tough broad in P.U.N.K.S.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whoa! she's really serving c**t here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could never watch this movie. The atmosphere of it always put me to sleep. I saw Fantastic Four though and she was hot in that one.

      Looking at her IMBD she's had consistent work but has never been in anything truly great.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goyim foreskin cream and baby blood transfusions. The funniest part is that she's irrelevant in spite o

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm 33 and I don't look this old and I'm out in the sun every summer. Just don't have garbage north European genetics and you'll be fine.

    she's lying about her age
    also uva does deep damage that only shows up years down the line, so if you guys aren't wearing sunscreen you're fricked lol

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Maybe you're an exception but most anglos just turn bright red.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think you understand how shitty white women treat their own bodies

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wall status: defeated

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Harry Potter hags

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sunlight damages the collagen in your skin, which is responsible for making you appearing youthful.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black don't crack init

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moisturises daily with my semen.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the truth is out

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >access to high quality food/diet
    >several coaches
    >sport plans and the time to do sports/yoga/medtiation
    >surgery
    >highly skilled dentists
    >highly skilled dermatologists
    >succesful life
    >tons of finacial security

    Just look up Tom Cruise before he became a succesful actor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was he ugly before that?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt should've taken her

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she will always have that baby face

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s never talked about but if you get Botox in your early 20’s it pays huge dividends into your 30’s and 40’s.
    It goes beyond getting rid of wrinkles, the wrinkles never happen in the first place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have lines than a soulless dead-eyed smile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sexiest men alive at the age of 59

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk if what you say is true, but even if it were true , people who think of doing that in their early 20s are much more likely to be neurotic and messed up.

      one of my exes had botox done some time before I met her at age 22 and she was hot but she was a wreck

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diet and exercise. That’s literally it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep > everything else

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rich and not having to work a single day of your life helps

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >does a couple of movies
    >leaves hollywood to start a business and become filthy rich
    >keep soul

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Alba in Dark Angel made me flower for the first time

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Botox
    2. Makeup
    3. Filters
    Welcome to the future.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a single day of honest work

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