explain this character to me

Genuinely not trolling, please explain in a coherent manner why he's bad/what he is

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    op extra post

    >Extra context for context
    I haven't read the comics since superior ended what the frick is this dude? I hear hes some sort of 4th dimensional being that's also a a result of a crossover?
    I'm not trolling please explain in anyway that's coherent. I'm not looking it up because comic book wikis are cringe and so are most superhero comic yt channels

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's had so little panel time and development that I can't call him a character in good faith.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a plot device to keep Peter and Mary Jane apart because Zeb Wells recently got divorced/Marvel has to pad till Amazing 1000 when they’ll most likely undo OMD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plot device to keep Peter and Mary Jane apart because Zeb Wells recently got divorce
      Everyone thought Paul was the writer's self insert, the reality is he's been self inserting as the cuck(Peter)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel has to pad till Amazing 1000 when they’ll most likely undo OMD
      >Spencer is going to undo OMD
      >Spencer leaves without undoing OMD
      >They're just padding to #900, they'll undo it then
      >#900 is about a robot with the powers of the Sinister Six
      >They're going to finally undo OMD in #1000
      Anon, they're not going to. They'll die on that hill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's really a blessing in disguise.
        Anything to do with OMD can be safely ignored due to the simple, unassailable fact that Peter making a deal with Mephisto is so wildly out-of-character that it jumps from canon to fanfic territoty even with Marvel's stamp on it, then all the nonsense after OMD can be immediately put aside as not-canon.
        Spider-man ended in 2007. Any other take is the product of a deranged mind that believes Peter would make a deal with notSatan, or, in other words, a fake fan.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anything to do with OMD can be safely ignored due to the simple, unassailable fact that Peter making a deal with Mephisto is so wildly out-of-character that it jumps from canon to fanfic territoty even with Marvel's stamp on it, then all the nonsense after OMD can be immediately put aside as not-canon.
          What about the fact that OMD ended peter's marriage with MJ care to explain how OMD can ignored as not-canon in that regard? you may not like but OMD is canon as frick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Anything to do with OMD can be safely ignored
            That means all...what was it, 2007? So 17ish years of Spider-man comics after OMD can be chucked out the Window.
            >B-but Slott's run! Longest writer for Spidey!
            All the more reason to chuck it out the window, except you might want to set it on fire too for good measure.
            Marvel's gone nearly 2 decades with an onslaught of terrible comics. What do you want to keep from the last 17 years?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is nothing worth keeping from the last 17 years. Besides, the look on Slott's face when all of his garbage arcs are rendered non-canon will be priceless. Seriously, you can't buy despair like that for a dollar.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it will never happen they will never undo OMD you just get use to the fact that it will remain canon for good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OMD will be undone and there is nothing you can do about it. Of that, you can be sure.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they wanted to undo it then they would done so by now. Just deal wiith the fact that your MJ is a cheater and a prostitute and peter's true love was Gwen. Granted she had faults and she was far from perfect but at least she wasn't a cheater like MJ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is like saying, in 2004, that if they wanted to split Peter and MJ up they would've done so by now and to just accept the fact that they're happily married

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But they did split up Peter and MJ that's where mephisto came into play rip no more marriage the end.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, 3 years later

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you ignored the part about OMD ending Peter's/MJ

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you ignored the part about the fanfic doing fanfic thing.
                Yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it ended the marriage that's what makes OMD canon you moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The fanfic is real because it made me happy
                Okay. Enjoy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but do you just 0 Spider-Man comics existed between OMD and the return of the Ultimate Universe?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SolidJJ makes a single video mocking Spider-Man editors
                >Spider-Man Editorial and their pet shill Gwenschizo immediately lose their fricking minds

                Sorry man, people think Paul is moronic. No amount of effort on your part is going to make him popular.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s funny because that video made Pete look worse than anything. Instantly on board with the cuckening, the dead daughter and the Satan deal because he was going to get rich for a while.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a joke at how miserable editorial likes to make him. But JJ's also right in that it's even shittier for MJ than it is for Peter. All the people saying that only chuds and incels have a problem with MJ being forced by magic to stay with a guy she doesn't like and children she never wanted can fricking kill themselves.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's pretty much how it goes in real life, just less compressed of a timeline.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Solid JJ's video really was like 9/11 for the OMDgays. They hate being mocked.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Glad someone else already brought this up, god its so fricking topical

                > Who's Paul?
                > We still don't know

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Who's Paul?
                >> We still don't know
                Yes we do he is MJ lover

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick is this dude built like a spec ops agent here? Like shit every other shot of this butthole he looks like skinny nigha

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Since then he’s always been drawn as a skinny homosexual with a manbun. It’s his iconic manbun and goatee now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Oh
                I get it
                Peter and MJ are going to slowly get back to the way things are or at the very least act like they're a couple all the while Paul quietly but noticeably gets sidelined more and more, getting fewer and fewer lines and less and less people acknowledging his existence until he stops showing up all together
                The kids don't exist anymore so there's no REAL reason for MJ to stick by him and Rabin was killed off unceremoniously because he worships a God that's too moronic to work the thought that it's only worshipper might have made an honest mistake. There's no real reason for Pauls existence anymore since his only two plot hooks died and while Editoral is stubborn they know no one likes this dude and will get rid of him without saying they're getting rid of him

                >Rek-Rap is confirmed for the next arc.

                Sorry, Paulschizos. Paul is getting killed off, and Rek-Rap is here to stay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have Rek Rap kill Paul

                Zeb’s good and beloved child destroying Zeb’s evil and loathed child

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well we do know he is indirectly responsible for killing off an entire world.
                That is an objective fact about Paul that can't be disupted.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it ended the marriage that's what makes OMD canon you moron.

                Forgot the panel where she tells Mephisto she wants to remember it, which only makes her even more of a b***h post-OMD, because of course they did so.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, every Marlel comic and piece of media post OMD is fanfic and anyone who partakes in it is a willing cuckold just like nu-Peter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spencer leaves without undoing OMD
        Slott confirmed that Spencer wanted to do it and was blocked from doing so which we can guess was likely a reason he left in the first place. But you're right that they're not going to do it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Kindred stuff was obviously asked to be stretched out until the milestone issue of ASM900, but Spencer clearly had enough. They allowed him to undo Sins Past, but everything after he left felt like Lowe being spiteful

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC what Slott said was that Spencer was told he wasn't allowed to undo it. Which means either he tried anyway and Marvel let him write a 75 issue+ run teasing undoing it then told him in the final months that no he couldn't undo it, or Spencer knew all along he couldn't and was just stringing readers along.

          The Kindred stuff was obviously asked to be stretched out until the milestone issue of ASM900, but Spencer clearly had enough. They allowed him to undo Sins Past, but everything after he left felt like Lowe being spiteful

          >they didn't let him do what everyone wants, but they let him do something only the worst people in Spider-Man fandom even wanted instead
          That's even worse than just doing nothing at all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How is undoing Sins Past a bad thing?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No more c.u.c.k.e.d Peter

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So.....You only care about stuff you can shitpost about? You're that pedo I've been hearing about, aren't you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peter's been a cuck since the 80s with Felicia and the Foreigner, and still is.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It didn't require a 50 issue Spider-Man volume to tell that story and is so insane nobody could ever remember the details without looking at the wiki.
              Retconing Sins Past is a good thing, the way they did is some of the worst, if not the worst Spider-Man comics ever.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It didn't require a 50 issue
                Because Spencer was going to undo OMD, and this was a last minute thing. Furthermore, you can tell editorial was asking him to stall for the 900 milestone.
                >the way they did is some of the worst, if not the worst Spider-Man comics ever.
                A) comics are whacky, so nothing thrown here is out of the norm for this fiction, and B) I dare you to think of a good way to retcon it given what was there to work with

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sin of past was bad and hated when it came out, nodoby gave a shjt about it THAT MUCH when Spencer was undoing it besides making the odd shitpost about it
                >The comics weren't that ba-
                Ah yes because I love reading a literal years worth of comics of Peter in one fricking room arguing an butthole who's just on the verge of revealing his identity (FOR A WHOLE YEAR) telling some genuinely unintelligible plot that doesn't make fricking sense even if you are a neet enough to know all the comics it's talking about (a year of this) all while nothing happens beyond this fricking room, reality just doesn't make sense FOR A FRICKING YEAR
                Brilliant writing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nodoby gave a shjt about it THAT MUCH
                Anon it was still a cancer on the canon that needed to be addressed at some point. I don't even like Gwen, but the implications were fricking terrible. And I guess frick everyone for trying to use old material? You're weird

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cancer on the canon
                You people are pathetic. Just accept Norman's kids being a thing and use them in stories.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cancer on the canon
                You people are pathetic. Just accept Norman's kids being a thing and use them in stories.

                I have no dog in this race. Gwen’s been dead for longer than I’ve been alive, I honestly don’t give a frick about her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gwen’s been dead for longer than I’ve been alive, I honestly don’t give a frick about her.
                unironically I really wouldn't mind seeing Gwen brought back right about now. Besides given That MJ/Paul are a couple Gwen seems to be the only girl left which peter could be happy with her. I don't take the felicia/peter thing seriously in fact in a sense it seems rather pathetic. Seriously enough stalling just bring back Gwen already heck Barry Allen and jason todd, Bucky Barnes all came back I don't see why things should be any different With Gwen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t this why Spider-Gwen is now in the main universe permanently?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You honestly don't believe the reason why Spider-Gwen is in the main universe right now is because she will come across the ghost of 616 Gwen ? lol just imagine the irony 616 Gwen/ Spider-Gwen merge into one body somehow or simply 616 Gwen takes Spider-Gwen's body.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow and Ghostspider is right there too

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's happening!
    >It didn't have to end like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another modern media being wrecked by a damn self insert.

      Though Peter has had better options since then.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He serves to make Peter's life even more hell by cucking him and they try to make him a sympathetic everyman who was pulled into it by chance.
    The issue is that the writing is nowhere near strong enough to pull it off. Some bullshit in the story has him destroy a world which he feels little guilt over. His lack of real characterization combined with this leads him to feel bland and morally compromised, especially when the story tries to make you hate Peter for some other, much smaller shit in the story.

    • 4 weeks ago
      op

      okay here we go
      so paul is from another dimension and his father is an evil scientist who scarified everyone on earth to an ancient aztec blood god in order to obtain power paul helped his father do this and then had a change of heart. pauls dad (whom will be called Rabin from now on) abducted peter and MJ to his dimension in order to sacrifice him, however there was a portal back for a few seconds, paul pushed peter in the portal leaving him and mj alone for about 4 years (time passed differently or some shit) during this time they found two fake children made by rabin as a sort of GPS tracker for mj since he intended to kill her (idk why he wanted to kill her specifically they never mention it or also why he didnt kill her in the 4 years they were trapped) mj and paul fall in love and later are saved by peter whom they proceed to treat like shit afterwords but also for some reason the writers expected us to like paul for some fricking reason fast forward later the kids disapear in pauls arms since they were fake, and then rabin kills kamala khan disguised as MJ rabin then fricks off never to be seen again, leaving paul and mj together with ptsd from losing their fake kids.

      >Literally helped his DAD kill literally everyone
      >Feels bad
      >Tries 2 save 2 randos
      >Somehow adjusts perfectly fine to living in a new dimension with none sacrificed people
      Thanks, I get this nonsense now. This really seems like 2 (maybe 3) different characters smushed together to force a storyline

      • 4 weeks ago
        Triclops Cowboy

        the other anon pointed out the more meta issues with his character being a road block to a peter mj ship, i just wanted to highlight how stupid and insane his story is, to really show how they are writing slop writers.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character
    He's a glorified plot device. Dude didn't have a last name for like 3 years

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay here we go
    so paul is from another dimension and his father is an evil scientist who scarified everyone on earth to an ancient aztec blood god in order to obtain power paul helped his father do this and then had a change of heart. pauls dad (whom will be called Rabin from now on) abducted peter and MJ to his dimension in order to sacrifice him, however there was a portal back for a few seconds, paul pushed peter in the portal leaving him and mj alone for about 4 years (time passed differently or some shit) during this time they found two fake children made by rabin as a sort of GPS tracker for mj since he intended to kill her (idk why he wanted to kill her specifically they never mention it or also why he didnt kill her in the 4 years they were trapped) mj and paul fall in love and later are saved by peter whom they proceed to treat like shit afterwords but also for some reason the writers expected us to like paul for some fricking reason fast forward later the kids disapear in pauls arms since they were fake, and then rabin kills kamala khan disguised as MJ rabin then fricks off never to be seen again, leaving paul and mj together with ptsd from losing their fake kids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even ignoring all the plot explanation this anon gets into , this anon

      >character
      He's a glorified plot device. Dude didn't have a last name for like 3 years

      puts it in simpler terms to understand. Fact is Paul isn't a character, he's a tool to make contrivances happen. He exists so Wayeb could start this chain of events that lead everything to shit, he's there to give Mary Jane a science roulette wheel of powers, and just kinda stands around hoping that the reader finally accepts his existence.

      Hell the craziest fricking thing about Paul is after years of putting up with him now, we STILL don't know what exactly his relation to MJ is. At first they were hinting at him being MJ's new romantic partner, which we all called as a fakeout, but what we got was an ambiguous mess Wells/Lowe refuse to even elaborate on. You can tell they started walking back on the romance prematurely due to the backlash, but now he just kinda meanders around with editorial not sure how to explain. in fact the only reason Peter and MJ aren't together, by no exaggeration, is because editorial said so. Really what it comes off as in-canon is MJ feeling like a complete fricking idiot to play pretend family and have it all blow up in her face with the adopted kids ceasing to exist and coming to terms with the fact that Peter obviously loves her more than she loves him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear it feels like they've been rehinting and dancing around them hooking back up since at least spider-island

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MJ and Peter were back together during Spencers run until Spencer quit for Substack and Lowe immediately caused the Wayeb bullshit with Wells out of spite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can’t they just kill the homosexual and get it done with? Sunk cost fallacy? Is he someone’s self insert?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing about Paul is whatever plan Marvel originally had for him pretty much fell through, and they didn't' completely walk back on him because doing so would be an omission of fricking up. Combine that with stories being tossed out entirely and trying to find new footing, we're just stuck with him as a weird nothing background side character anchoring MJ away from Peter for the sake of contrived drama

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Really what it comes off as in-canon is MJ feeling like a complete fricking idiot to play pretend family and have it all blow up in her face with the adopted kids ceasing to exist
        It's so fricking funny to think about the reality of the situation because surely some concerned citizens would have some questions about the two kids who are missing. MJ and Paul should be facing Casey Anthony level of suspicion right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a damn second. They wouldn't...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet he has!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real? All I know about Paul is the cuck jokes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it’s all accurate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I expected this to be bad, but it's even worse than I thought. Sasuga, Marvel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like the most bullshit headcanon posts here for the lulz, but it's true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can honestly say that Zeb Wells’ run is the worst Spider-Man has ever been. It’s worse than Clone Saga. It’s worse than the original One More Day. It’s telling that the only person championing this run is a brain damaged pedophile.

        There’s a reason USM is utterly eating ASM’s lunch here. It’s because ASM is run by the deranged and utterly brain damaged.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Help your father kill everyone in your dimension to become powerful
      >Transfer two other people from another dimension so you can KEEP SACRIFICING PEOPLE
      >Feel kinda bad about it after you committed complete genocide
      >Push Peter back into his Dimension and then play family with his gf/wife and 2 made up children
      >Come to Peters dimension and both you and his gf/wife treat him like shit for being flabbergasted that his gf/wife entered a relationship with a Genocider and seemingly had 2 kids with you
      >Writers walk back their relationship though and the 2 kids disappear from the narrative
      >Everything about Pauls backstory doesn't exist anymore and or doesn't matter and he's now relegated to being in the background doing nothing
      >MJ still stays with you anyway for no apparent reason other than sunk cost fallacy

      I FRICKING KNEEL
      You can only achieve this kind of character if you were a spiteful critter who doesn't even have the backbone to stand your ground when readers call you out

      I mean he fricking could be. He changes what he looks like every fricking panel sometimes. One page he's a six foot Goliath muscles enough to lock arms with the Hulk with a messy manbun the next he's a skinny israeli caricature who looks like that homosexual who got his self insert into the Power Puff Girls reboot and the next he's just some tech bro California gay.

      I think Pauls design changing every other issue really helps cement on how much he doesn't really matter outside of being a plot inconvenience.
      His entire existence is to make MJ look like a dumb prostitute and to push Peter further down on his luck in a weird Bachelor status where he hooks up with the latest OC in a relationship that won't last

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's now relegated to being in the background doing nothing

        Literally this has been Paul’s sole appearance in the last dozen or so issues of ASM. Even Paul’s father, Zeb Wells, finds Paul embarrassing and kind of a drag.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still wish that if Paul ever shows up in any Spiderman adaptations, that he’s portrayed as someone who tries to get with Mary Jane, but is ultimately a wormy loser/smug dweeb that ends up dumped by her as she goes for Peter Parker instead.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel teased MJ and Peter getting back together.
    >then hires writer who's wife left him for BBC
    >writer is lib and can't wrap his head around the idea that he was wronged
    >uses comic to process his feelings against his beliefs and Spider-Man fans have to deal with it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why isn’t Paul a black dude?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vitiligo. Like Michael Jackson.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he fricking could be. He changes what he looks like every fricking panel sometimes. One page he's a six foot Goliath muscles enough to lock arms with the Hulk with a messy manbun the next he's a skinny israeli caricature who looks like that homosexual who got his self insert into the Power Puff Girls reboot and the next he's just some tech bro California gay.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS ALEX HURRY UP AND RELEASE THE VIDEO

    • 4 weeks ago
      op

      I'm no alex tho it is a cool name and I can respect someone anyone with the will to pump out hour long bids even if it's about anything (like marvel frickibg comics)

      the other anon pointed out the more meta issues with his character being a road block to a peter mj ship, i just wanted to highlight how stupid and insane his story is, to really show how they are writing slop writers.

      Aye, was just also focusing on the what the frick of his character history. I'm not interested in romance irl or fictional but yeah this is very bizarre and clear nonsense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also MJ knows hes responsible for a global genocide, and tries to argue its okay cuz hes sorry and tries to equate him to peter, the completly character assinated mj for this shit.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a criminal with a meth lab.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wells's ex-wife is a prostitute that cheated on him and had a child from the affair. Wells isn't coping it well and it's on full display in his Spider-man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chick from SNL?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. She had a black baby that obviously wasn’t Zeb’s.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So either I suck at Google or you’re making shit up. I can’t find nothing about no kid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's on her instagram.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              apparently Jack is Adam Kulbersh's kid. are they together? is the kid adopted?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                update: adopted and no, Kulbersh is single and gay. She posts pictures of the kid on instagram for some reason but she tags his dad.

                https://israelilifenow.com/tag/adam-kulbersh/

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone that knows her, knows who the real father is.
              It ain’t Zeb

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        https://au.news.yahoo.com/lifestyle/snls-heidi-gardner-details-painful-014156614.html

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even George Lucas hates Zeb Wells. And slaps him.

      %3D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why the frick he is not giving paul a worst death possible?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Zeb Wells loves being cucked all night long. He's the biggest cuck in the world next to his gay lover, Nick Lowe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a plot device to keep Peter and Mary Jane apart because Zeb Wells recently got divorced/Marvel has to pad till Amazing 1000 when they’ll most likely undo OMD

      It's on her instagram.

      >mfw it turns out Cinemaphile is not lying about this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know, right? It just sounds like the stupidest fricking thing you ever heard, and yet it's all completely true.

        There's a reason Ultimate is completely eating Amazing's lunch, and why Gwenschizo is so hellbent on preventing anyone from actually discussing this shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know, right? It just sounds like the stupidest fricking thing you ever heard, and yet it's all completely true.

        There's a reason Ultimate is completely eating Amazing's lunch, and why Gwenschizo is so hellbent on preventing anyone from actually discussing this shit.

        but it's not true. That isn't her kid you weird bbc cuck fetishists.

        apparently Jack is Adam Kulbersh's kid. are they together? is the kid adopted?

        update: adopted and no, Kulbersh is single and gay. She posts pictures of the kid on instagram for some reason but she tags his dad.

        https://israelilifenow.com/tag/adam-kulbersh/

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul kills the maryshittygays and that's a good thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you just going to keep posting the same thing over and over and pretend like people get angry over your shenanigans?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >explain in a coherent manner why he's bad/what he is
    He's bad because he showcases how poorly Marvel writers understand human relationships.
    Being trapped with a violent man for 4 years doesn't make you love/like the dude.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude helped genocide a whole dimension for his weird cultist dad, but we're told that we're supposed to like him. Oh, there's also some shit about him dating Mary Jane, but at this point nobody knows what the frick is up with those two.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't believe I've commented nor inferred my stance on the matter, as shipping in general is silly. What I can say is that your material is old hat.

    So are you like a bot, or some guy that just does this bit repetitively for years? Tell me today's date.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced it's a barely paid intern sent to shill.
      I refuse to believe anyone could be autistic enough to keep this boring schtick going for years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Notice that his posting rate has slowed down considerably. Usually he just doesn't stop, and by now he would have storytimed something moronic and the thread would've been at or near bump limit.

        He keeps getting caught out and banned by the jannies, and whatever he's doing to ban evade, it still takes him time. Even the jannies are getting tired of his tedious homosexualry. He hasn't gotten more subtle, or clever. He's only been getting worse, and louder.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know jack shit about him other than he looks like some artist's self-insert, so I don't like him.
    Also the writers thought hooking him up with MJ was a good idea, because seeing the girl you want to hook up with the underdog hero instead going with a dude who looks like he's excited to tell you about the latest NFT scheme he's "investing" in is what Marvel apparently thinks people want. Then again that's par course. Don't say I'm mad. I'd be mad if I read comics, I'm just a secondary. I'd probably read if Peter and MJ hooked up for real and we got to explore something beyond what every fricking piece of Spider-Man media does with their relationship, but Marvel doesn't want my money, so what can ya do?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too want to create my own self insert but to date Felicia instead and keep Peter's humiliation ritual.
    The writer must have had to lick a lot of asses at marvel to live the self inserter dream.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The writer must have had to lick a lot of asses at marvel to live the self inserter dream.
      Why do you say that? Any writer can do self-inserts, since it's obvious that Marvel hasn't had a functional Editing department for almost a decade.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel allows Anything as long as it fricks with Peter. I am actually surprised Paul didn't have much defenders in twitter. Marvel didn't have oversight to make him black and get blm support.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be too on the nose on what happened with Zeb Wells and Heidi Garner

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul is set to replace Peter as Spider-Man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that's how #1000 will go. Peter Parker dies in Paul's arms, and Paul takes up the Mantle of Spider-Paul in order to make sure people never forget

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a leaked page from the Paulmazing Spider-Paul #1.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul is ourguy.
    He’s great.
    Whereas Peter Parker has turn into a whiny incel man-baby, Paul represents the best of Chad fandom who can satisfy a woman both emotionally and sexually.

    Peter represents men who never grow up and take responsibility. The ones who watch cartoons and reads comics, still watches Cartoon Network and lives with his mom.

    Paul represents men who grow up and get a steady job, earn income, grow facial hair, date and get married, have kids and watch the news.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day.

      He speaks the truth though.
      Testify!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paul has no job, the hospital was bugging MJ about him being illegal with no documentation. He's been doing sketchy stuff for cash (somehow more rich than Peter), but no employment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He might very well have caused Gang War to happen by teaching Madam Masque the magic she used to take control of Silvermane and Nefaria, and that's how he got the money.

        Again though, Zeb isn't smart enough to make the obvious connections, and someone else will have to come along later after he leaves to wipe his ass for him, if the mouthbreathers in editorial permit it.

        As it is, Ultimate is a way better book with a writer that isn't moronic and an editor that isn't both moronic and malicious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He might very well have caused Gang War to happen by teaching Madam Masque the magic she used to take control of Silvermane and Nefaria, and that's how he got the money.

        Again though, Zeb isn't smart enough to make the obvious connections, and someone else will have to come along later after he leaves to wipe his ass for him, if the mouthbreathers in editorial permit it.

        As it is, Ultimate is a way better book with a writer that isn't moronic and an editor that isn't both moronic and malicious.

        Just reveal Paul to be an avatar or an agent of Mephisto

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's too un-moronic for them. It's not just the MJ and Paul stuff that's bad about this run.

          It's just utterly nonsensical shit from start to finish. People just do things, or have things happen to them. It doesn't really make sense, or matter. It's a confused, jumbled mess on nearly every level.

          They'll just reveal something even more confusing.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS NOT CANON BECAUSE I SAID SO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the canon is so fricking moron it activity ruins a character, yes. The same way that I ignore the incest angle Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch had in Ultimate back in the early 2000s that only Captain America seemed to have a problem with

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The same way that I ignore the incest angle Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch had in Ultimate back in the early 2000s
        It had so much potential to be good...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't read Spider-Man and have no skin in this game
      It's not canon because it wasn't written by Lee or drawn by Ditko. Corporations aren't creators or people, and treating them as such has been damaging the American comic book industry since decades before you were born.

      • 4 weeks ago
        op

        >American industry since decades before you were born.
        Ftfy
        But all memes aside the idea of cannon is dumb and ridiculous and bad for all forms of art in every nation and language

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post that picture again. Of a guy that exactly like this character pic rel?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He makes the maryjanecucks seethe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the only thing that keeps me going.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know they backpedaled on this, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you know they backpedaled on this, right?
        Wow you really are behind mate, MJ calls Paul her boyfriend here.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's honestly more likely celeste bronfman is behind.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No way man the next page makes that quite clear.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty obvious why that is the case since Paul's attackers just happened to back off him after she MJ said the boyfriend line conclusion MJ/Paul are definitely a couple.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand your reading of the scene as the attackers didn't back off, it's clearly shown they're advancing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Read it again they are advancing towards MJ they backed of paul..

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're not really understanding what I'm talking about so let me explain a lottle bit nore clearly in that I believe spider-man's editorial has left Celeste Bronfman's title in isolation as they're move focusing on vampires now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But those are not vampires attacking paul but rather a mob go get your eyes checked or simply start wearing glasses.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said those were vampires attacking Paul?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you accept the fact that paul is in fact MJ boyfriend then? well that's good to know another score for us paul chads

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's a non-sequitur now isn't it? I was merely pointing out how those attackers weren't vampires because it seems like you were confused about what we were actually discussing about.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe so but the fact remains that Paul is MJ boyfriend there is no question about that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But there's a question of when does Paul leave and how will he leave.
                I mean it's not like you actually think Paul is gonna stick around for much longer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are right he and MJ will be written out after we see their wedding.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought they were already married? Did they retcon Paul’s marriage too???

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The marriage has not happened yet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the comic said they were married.

                Did Mephisto undo Paul’s marriage?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so they just retconned Paul’s marriage offscreen?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. So why say they’re married and then backpedal on that? Is there any explanation besides you just typing “narp” over and over?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So in the real life band “Peter, Paul, and Mary” was Paul the Chad of the group, and Peter the weak link?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paul actually went by Noel.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And this Paul is also Noel cuz homie don't take no L's ya feel me cuh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question: How has Joe Quesadilla's status quo remained after leaving despite literally no writer liking it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slott and Lowe were writers on BND when it started so Que$ada buckbroke them into being OMD fans.

      If it hadn't been Welles writing ASM and Lowe editing, OMD would have gone the way of the dodo like how Hickman got rid of the HoM status quo with Hoxpox and which was likely what Spencer was trying to do before he left.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Appears right when Peter/MJ were finally getting back together
    >Pushes Peter back to his dimension (How the frick did he do that when Peter has super powers?)
    >Peter comes back for his chick, discover that years have passed, he became a cuck, and also they had (illusion) kids
    >Finds out that guy actually committed genocide "unaware" (Daddy forced him)
    >MJ compares Paul committing genocide to Peter letting the criminal who shot Uncle Ben get away the first time around.
    "Sounds familiar?" No MJ, it fricking doesn't, your dude can't pull the Nuremberg defense over planetary genocide, you redheaded b***h.
    Also, they momentarily made Peter a fricking incel when he took over Norman's sins

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but like I feel like he's either a Mephisto daemon, a future Carnage host, or the work of Mysterio.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's already connected to Rabin

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Ultimate. It's good, and most people are buying it instead of Amazing.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's pretty logical that Paul is going to be a love interest for Spider-Gwen now that she's in 616, and the 616 universe's official and permanent Gwen Stacy now.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel can easily explain away Paul as being MJ's gay best friend who was there for her when she needed a break from Peter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Paul is a straight up cis hetero Chad.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He purely exists to make sure Peter isn't with MJ. People were happy when his kids died

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's dating Spider-Man's, i.e., the reader's ex-wife and they're still not over the editorial mandated uncoupling yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't even know if they are dating. That's how stupid this situation is

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let Paul keep MJ.
    Peter has a new younger and sexier version of MJ, with Lynda Locke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she will disappear and be forgotten in two or three more issues just to be replaced by some other writer's OC as the new Peter's gf like the others and then just rinse and repeat until the editorial shuts down for good, the last thing you will heard about her is that she is already in a relationship with someone else.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Madame Web needs to appear and tell Peter that “Mary Jane is your past, Lynda Locke is your future.”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Madame Web needs to appear and tell Peter that “Mary Jane is your past, Lynda Locke is your future.”

        That Chasm-ified hotness is what Peter needs in his life.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She’s probably evil and working for Beyond mang. Peter also barely seems to give a frick about her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Beyond specifically made her to be bred by Peter.
            She is comprised of everyone’s genes from MJ to Gwen to Jessica Drew to Debra Whitman.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has MJ been called out by anyone at all for her shitty behavior? By now someone would have thrown, "He would have waited for you" at her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MJ's aunt Anna did, funnily enough. She thinks the breakup is stupid and agrees that it's MJ's fault, though she doesn't know all the details.

      In practice the one most to blame is of course, Zeb Wells, because he's still angry about his divorce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Besides Aunt Anna, no. Very convenient that every one of Peter and MJ's friends accept the situation with no questions asked or any ill feelings about them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aunt Anna doesn't even know the situation! She had no idea MJ was with this random guy named Paul and had two children. SHE HAD NO IDEA PETER AND MJ HAD BROKEN UP.

        None of Peter and MJ's friends seem to know. It's shady and suspicious as frick, but nobody seems to know any fricking thing about Paul, least of all MJ's family. We have a run literally running on schizo logic, so of course schizos are the only ones that this shit appeals too. Someone should run a check on Wells' spinal fluid for third stage syphilis too, while they're at it!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No lie, but if I had found out a relative of mine had suddenly broken a steady relationship to marry a single father who has no job, no citizenship, and no apparent history...

          I'd be wondering if she was on drugs, or being blackmailed. As it is, nobody knows what's going in MJ's life right now because she has no life outside of Paul. It's like she's been brainwashed into a cult, and it'll probably take a much better writer than Zeb Wells to do the easy reveal and say 'yeah, Paul was just doing the same brainwashing shit to MJ that Madam Masque was doing to Nefaria and Silvermane, that's why the magic looked exactly the same.'

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only things I've ever heard about OMD is about how bad it is and I have to wonder, is it the worst Spider-Man story ever told?
    If not, is it the most consequential Spider-Man story ever?
    I have no confusion on OMD being "that bad", I suppose I just don't have a good sense of scale for what it has done in the long term.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are spiderman stories with worse writing, but none of which were allowed to cause such long term harm to the characters. Most bad spiderman stories are just a bad issue that gets forgotten by history because there is no one who wants to see it preserved. OMD is egregious because its bad from A to Z and we can never fricking escape what it has done.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just the new Marvel mandate on how to prevent Peter and MJ from having a successful relationship, because it's more relatable to have Satan literally keep you cuckolded forever.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mj's bull

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He’s a self confessed pedophile.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a pedophile now piss off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But you are definitely autistic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s also definitely a pedophile. He gives off the vibe of someone brain damaged and utterly disinhibited.

          Guy’s frontal lobe must be riddled with holes. He’s going to have a screaming fit and start storytiming What If…? Dark Spider Gwen again before he self-soothes by whistling at himself.

          Most pedophiles are brain damaged and underdeveloped too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only ones who have brain damage osborn gays and I am not a pedophile.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, you type like you have brain damage,

              You won’t shut the frick about Gwen Stacy so she’s been dead for more than fifty years, so you weren’t alive when she died.

              You won’t shut the frick about ASM, Sins Past, or Norman Osborn even though most people don’t give a frick and just pretend to like it because getting you to shit yourself is funny.

              You feel threatened and pissed off whenever ASM is criticized and USM is praised because you have nothing going on your life except an autistic obsession with a brand. You have fricking panic attacks every time ISM’s sales numbers come out.

              You shitpost all day, every day for hours at a time, so you clearly don’t have a job, a girlfriend, or basically any life outside of Cinemaphile

              You’re probably in some form of legal trouble or house arrest and you already bragged about being a child molester before.

              You’re autistic. You’re brain damaged. You’re a pedophile. Hurry and start spamming your storytimes, homosexual. At least you’ll stop talking to me, you filthy fricking pedophile.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gwenschizo has no response.

                It’s because this post is completely correct.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You won’t shut the frick about Gwen Stacy so she’s been dead for more than fifty years, so you weren’t alive when she died.
                It's only a matter of before she is brought back Bucky Barnes, jason todd, Ned Leeds they all came dead ned is a great example of that the dead just don't stay dead heck he was allegedly dead for for more then 30 years before he was brought back.

                >You won’t shut the frick about ASM, Sins Past, or Norman Osborn even though most people don’t give a frick and just pretend to like it because getting you to shit yourself is funny.
                care to explain why norman gays feel the urge to storytime sins past again and again despite the fact that it has been non-canon for several years now thank to spencer?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would Gwen Stacy come back as some Edgy Centipede, since they're natural predators to spiders?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's only a matter of before she is brought back
                Except she has 0 reason to do so at any time ever because she's a nobody. You've been typing up moronic farfetched theories for two years about how to bring her back instead of just accepting that shes dead. Eternals are not going to waste their time bringing back Gwen. Spider-Gwen isn't going to somehow magically bring back 616 Gwen. She's dead.
                >care to explain why norman gays feel the urge to storytime sins past again and again
                Literally the only person doing that is you. Fricking moron lol.

                >Gwenschizo once again makes a thread about him
                Cool!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally the only person doing that is you. Fricking moron lol.
                I am not the person storytiming it again and again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally bragged about storytiming it last week. You always fricking lie and assume people are just as moronic as you are.

                Autistic fricking pedophile.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally tried to spam it in its entirety behind spoiler tags and when people started screwing with you, you had another autistic fit and tried to do the same with Jackpot and Black Cat #3

                Guy, are you ducking moronic or something? What homosexual comic are you going to storytime now?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except she has 0 reason to do so at any time ever because she's a nobody. You've been typing up moronic farfetched theories for two years about how to bring her back instead of just accepting that shes dead. Eternals are not going to waste their time bringing back Gwen. Spider-Gwen isn't going to somehow magically bring back 616 Gwen. She's dead.
                The same can be said of many other characters and yet despite this many of them were brought back. Your reasoning for her being a nobody is therfore full of bull heck lots of are nobody in reality. Also nobody ever said it would be the Eternals who would bring her or back or even Spider-Gwen they are always other possiablites possibilities use your brain anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don’t have a brain! You have a huge frontal lobe tumor and it turned you into a pedophile!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cut it out I am not a pedophile!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE YOU RANCID homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You act like an butthole and people feel the need to punish your ban-evading ass. There’s no big mystery. You started all of this and you’ll never stop because you’re just too autistic, and too much of a pedophile.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiderkek corners MJ, neutralizing her powers one by one, not with tech but pure skill.
    >He mocks her continuously while doing so.
    >He gets her to admit the reason she didn't want to see him is because she couldn't look at him with out feeling immense guilt and shame that she didn't wait for him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’d be a better confrontation than what we got.

      At least MJ’s aunt called her out. She has no idea who the frick Paul is or that Peter and MJ even broke up, which is honestly even more savage than anything the writers could do intentionally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What issue was this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Issue 45. It was indirect but it was the most she’s gotten before.

          Peter was helping MJ pick up her aunt from Ravencroft. For some weird reason, Paul doesn’t show up in the story at all!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's now relegated to being in the background doing nothing

            Literally this has been Paul’s sole appearance in the last dozen or so issues of ASM. Even Paul’s father, Zeb Wells, finds Paul embarrassing and kind of a drag.

            Oh
            I get it
            Peter and MJ are going to slowly get back to the way things are or at the very least act like they're a couple all the while Paul quietly but noticeably gets sidelined more and more, getting fewer and fewer lines and less and less people acknowledging his existence until he stops showing up all together
            The kids don't exist anymore so there's no REAL reason for MJ to stick by him and Rabin was killed off unceremoniously because he worships a God that's too moronic to work the thought that it's only worshipper might have made an honest mistake. There's no real reason for Pauls existence anymore since his only two plot hooks died and while Editoral is stubborn they know no one likes this dude and will get rid of him without saying they're getting rid of him

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The funniest thing is they’ve started to realize that Paul is a drag even for them, and getting in the way of the stories they want to tell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black Cat/Jackpot sexcapades?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And just keeping the focus on Spider-Man in a Spider-Man book.

                Paul was supposed to just be an easy way of getting MJ out of the books. Instead the books have completely revolves around MJ and Paul to the point where Aunt May has barely been seen and even MJ’s aunt has a bigger role in the story.

                They fricked up. They fricked themselves and only now are they starting to realize it. Even Tom Brevoort is pretending he’s in on the joke and making digs at Paul.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul's face is extremely punchable.
    Don't know what it is about it, but I fricking hate it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His features can best be described as “inherently paedomorphic.”

      I’ll leave up to you to wonder why he’s Gwenschizo’s favorite character. I think Paul and Gwenschizo are big Star Trek fans.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASM 1k will unironically be Peter cucking MJ and marrying Paul himself

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I FRICKING LOVE PAULLLLL
    >YESSS FRICK YOU PETER
    >ANOTHER WIN FOR PAULCHADS
    >MJERKOFFS BTFO YET AGAIN
    You don't say shit like this, in spider-man threads, for this long without being fricked up in the head, even if you only do it as a joke.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the inevitable Ultimate crossover where Peter and MJ from 616 see ultimate Peter and MJ living their best married with children life, and whoever writes it just doubles down and has 616 MJ say "That's them though, not us." While Peter seethes and Mephisto laughs in the background.
    Ultimate Peter and MJ are just perplexed over how that version of themselves could be so bitter and mean spirited, while May bemoans how lame "That other dad" is and Ben is glad that his version of mom is cool and loving and not a b***h.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the "I got beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie" scene in comic book form

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just like me frfr

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