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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not every version MJ is a hot bombshell. Deal with it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. Only the canon version is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But she was in the previous game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did all the game models change or was it just MJ's?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if there are minor differences here and there. Miles' hair is different but his face seems the same. All the characters look pretty much the same as the last game except MJ.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if there are minor differences here and there. Miles' hair is different but his face seems the same. All the characters look pretty much the same as the last game except MJ.

          Someone wanted to frick an intern there and tried too hard by changing the model for MJ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Pha9Fa8.png

      Face it tiger you hit the jackpot.

      >ugly outside and inside
      fitting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looked better in Spider-Man 1...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Any creative team incapable of making MJ a smokin' hot bombshell need to be shamed and harassed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only one that is somewhat out of the norm, is the lesbian one in Exiles. And the water buffalo. Otherwise, Mary Jane being a hot lady is core to her character considering she's supposed to be THE pretty girl next door and she's based off Ann Margret.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What other versions aren't?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awfully bigoted of you to not think she is hot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If MJ aint hot I aint buying your shit. I wont even pirate your garbage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her face is longer than a Black folk criminal record

      Frick you mods pieces of shit have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are not a spider-man fan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t-the era of beauty is over! I-im a real woman!
      The acceptance era cost us more then we realize.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, the Holland movies proved that.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face it MJ, you hit the wall

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have no idea
      every game now has to be produced by gays/dykes/trannies, and they all have one thing in common, they hate beautiful women all of them without exception and they all put in these woke elements and women will never be able to be hot again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't right a mod?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ofc it is. It’s a meme on Cinemaphile and Twitter to pretend that Bethesda games are good because it pisses off autists who can’t detect sarcasm.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's insane just how quickly Starfield has been forgotten, even as mid as Fallout 4 was it wasn't dropped this hard. I played a little over an hour before realizing it was pure slop and refunded it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bayonetta is a gay icon national treasure

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            cute

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Madonna is a gay icon and im 99% sure she's straight. being an icon for the gays doesn't mean that person they idolizing is gay kek

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s moronic. You’re moronic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never had an issue with Bayonetta being straight. In fact I support it.
            But LUCA? FRICKING LUCA?!
            He's the most annoying character in the entire series. It's like if Anakin Skywalker fricked Jar Jar Binks in the Prequels. Jesus Christ. I'd have more respect for Cereza if she got blacked by Rodin.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you think she thought Luka was moronic nobody in the first game? Rewatch the cutscenes cuz they clearly set them up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What year did this happen because I swear to god progressives were still seething about Bayonetta in 2016

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            bayonetta 2
            plus AGP "transbians" started taking over every feminist space

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember Anita had a problem with Bayo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The entire narrative surrounding Bayonetta flipped when she got added to Smash Wii U/3DS as DLC. All of a sudden everyone pretended to have always loved her. And since back then they probably only played Bayonetta 2 I'd imagine that's where that narrative really started to take off

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bayonetta is a gay icon national treasure
          Gays are the new conservatives.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Censoring any depictions of heterosexual romance
            >Censoring any depictions of sexualized women
            >Censoring criticism of government policy
            >Pro war
            >Pro government regulation
            >Pro religion (leftism)

            Yep. They’re just copying their neocon parents (which ironically is what made them homosexuals). I can’t wait until Gen Alpha comes up and has a backlash to this current Puritanism like older millennials did in the 90s/00/s

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The next Hitler will come from Gen Alpha, in response to teachers grooming and trooning out kids.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Posting pics of yourself won’t change the fact you’re just a gay neocon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a normal person so is Pete I think they were going for realism rather than cartoonish hotness but you can't be Red Dead when your fans are all coomers

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom goes for realism and also has the characters look attractive. You can do both.

      • 7 months ago
        Your Anal Nightmare

        Grounded take: It's ok for a woman to have a dumpy dumper. I say it's ok, not that it's good, obviously she could work out consistently for health, but if her ass looks like a pancake, that's fine.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only when she was Scream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that her boss fight was one big woman moment killed whatever appeal she might have had.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        MJ's heavy involvements kills any real replayability and will be one of the defining attributes of the next game's commercial failure by comparison to this one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have such shitty taste.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think her contact with Scream could lead MJ to become a Spider-Woman, just like in the animated series "Ultimate Spider-Man".

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE DEMAND JACKPOTS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, what game is this? And why is the Asian guy the only one who isn’t hideous

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not certain but I think it's Forspoken.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asians are already so hideous you asume their ugly face is normal.

        What is the game trying to tell us?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even about Woke forced diversity shit. Games nowadays that go for hyper realistic graphics dive headfirst into the uncanny valley.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Characters in Capcom games still look fine for the most part. It’s all on the developers.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats because Capcom games tend to be more stylized.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not Resident Evil nor Devil May Cry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about "hyper realism" you subhuman shill, they'll get a beautiful woman to mo cap the character and then turn the character into a ugly troony. It's all about destroying beauty and making everything ugly.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Average day in America.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes the young male fantasy of waking up in a strange land to be greeted by "lower than mid" females.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like the kind of isekai where you're really motivated to go home, no sidetracking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile confession: I think that beaver face b***h is cute.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the white one is kinda cute if thats the beaver one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has the kind of appearance that I think would be cute if you knew her in real life, but there's no reason to go for it in a medium where you can make people as attractive as you want.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      women should be mad at this intead of defending it, I don't think I've ever seen women that ugly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they won. My eyes are averted.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool costumes and I like that they look like real people, this is just a random collection of normies and the chick in the middle is cute.
      Name of game?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forspoken

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Shallow Hal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wake up, things have gotten worse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here is the first girl you look at in the webm's concept art btw.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not jackpot material, chud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a game I could be interested in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > What you see

      > What they see
      Picrel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I JUST POSTED SHIT WITH MY FREAKIN' MIND

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick is this bug-eyed black woman that keeps showing up in vidya?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Debra Wilson
        She was on MADtv
        She’s been voice acting for a long time but they insist on face scanning her now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >POV you wake up in hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even that weird to me
      It's the fricking awful tumblr writing and dialogue that kills this piece of shit game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what game is it? i thought it was that upcoming Fable game...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forspoken

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAKE UP SOLDIER WE GOT A CHAOS TO BEAT

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could anyone ever imagine that Marvel would have films and games being made by Sony and Disney and that they would be pure trash, woke garbage?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pregnant on duty superhero is honestly one of the most unhinged things to come out of all this and it weirds me out that it seems to be one few people have a problem with.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not in the realm of male power fantasy, that's why. It's Girl Power being slipped in and the two jar fricking heavily. Men don't want to see women during a period when they're physically vulnerable exposed to danger. Not in a fantasy setting or otherwise. I frown every time I see it in media where it doesn't belong, which is often in male-oriented genres. Just a bizarre fricking choice that needs to go away. Anything that swollen on the human body is a liability in a crime fighting setting and it speaks to how negligent those heroes are. There's a time for private life and a time for patrolling and these situations always act as if there's zero compromise and that's--no human on Earth thinks like that so its a hard sell that someone would reason that they could will away the fricking warning signs that come with handling children in utero. There would be many dead heroines, metahuman or not, if they were operating while pregnant. Like what the frick are you out here trying to prove? Take your stupid ass home and go tend to your growing family.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Jessgay it's a blessing that MCU doesn't do Jessica yet. No, I don't consider Spiderverse Jessica to be the same especially when she's an amalgamation of three different characters.

      But on the even shittier side, if they'll do Jess normies will b***h why she is not black.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely love how much seethe MJ generates from wokies whenever she’s posted. They know she’s a laughing stock.

    >STOP POSTING HER CHUD!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a granny
      I hope Peter doesn't frick her too hard or she might break her spine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they'll release a cope DLC saying she was actually Anna Watson, but uglier?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I breathe older women x younger men but not like this. Not like this.....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this edited? it looks real bad.

      This one on the other hand doesn't look as bad. Not super pretty but not ugly either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That chin though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its not pretty but there are plenty of real plain looking women with faces like that. I don't think it's the best choice for MJ who is supposed to be prettier but isn't some crazy grotesque thing like everyone in this thread is making it out to be for some reason. I at least hope most of the reaction is just hyperbole or else anons here must have so little interactions with real women they don't know that face type is possible, uncommon but not rare.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not that women with faces like that don’t exist, it’s that it isn’t a good fit for MJ who’s traditionally been a very beautiful woman. Also, the face model is actually very beautiful and yet they purposefully chose to alter the face heavily.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they literally look like mother and son

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        They really do. MJ looks about 18 years older than Peter.

        Sold it for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they literally look like mother and son

      They really do. MJ looks about 18 years older than Peter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's so disturbingly ugly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER THE CHINVERSE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JoJo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          missed the chance to say:
          >JawJaw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs confirm. The fact these homosexuals want people to pay 880 dollars plus tip for this crap is mind boggling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand why they would change either of their models. MJ is more subtle, but Pete's a totally different guy. Is this the fruit of high fidelity face scanning? Realism was a mistake. I want to go back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same person's face being used for MJ in both games, but something sure is fricking different, and it's not a higher quality model. In the first game she was cute, and didn't have a face like a brick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking downgrade holy shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mj looks 40
        >peter looks 14
        What did Sony mean by this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. Maybe Sony is into shota

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's awful isn't it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why'd they change Peter again?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently because the newer face model is closer structurally to Yuri Lowenthal, so the motion capture data is easier to map.

          Really the issue with the new face model is

          >it was poorly implemented into the "remastered" first game, resulting in emotional moments not looking nearly as expressive
          >the skin texture is too "smooth" and perfect which makes him look younger. Which I mean some people can still have babyface but they should've just gone for a rougher face texture to help make him look less like a teenager.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For what it's worth, the face looked a bit better in the Miles Morales game, which it was designed for instead of sloppily implemented over a pre-existing model and animations

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              he still looks like a gay twink

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            who was the new face model?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some guy named Ben Jordan. Ironically I think if they'd copied his IRL hairstyles people would've been far less put-off by the redesign.

              Previous face model was John Bubniak.

              https://www.unilad.com/film-and-tv/marvel/spider-man-video-games-face-change-yuri-lowenthal-804694-20230923

              >Insomniac replaced actor John Bubniak, who had provided the motion capture performance for the first version of the game, with a new facial model. The company found that actor Ben Jordan was a better match for Lowenthal's facial capture, resulting in better facial animation.

              >Asked about the recast, which was met with a certain degree of hostility by some fans, Lowenthal said he was 'all in' as the change was set to enhance his performance.

              >"The performance was the same for me. I got over it as soon as they said 'Hey, we wanna make this change so that the facial animation is better.' I said 'I'm all in!' I don't care if he looks like a goblin, if my performance is better, then I'm in," he told ComicBook.com ahead of the sequel's debut.

              >"I'm kind of tired of talking about it to be honest, because I think everything that needs to be said has been said," he continued.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        left one needed to be changed, one of spider-man's powers is an eternal norwood 0

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if it's the lipstick or the dead soulless eyes on the one on the right that really freaks me out the most.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, this isnt his aunt?
      Lmao, Also why did i see like 3 or 4 different Peters, isnt there only 2 games?
      No idea whats going on in this version, why is MJ twice Peters age? Isnt he still in school?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most famous red heads in all media
      >give her the skull pheno-type of an anglo-norman dog

      Self Insert

      >imaginemyshock.gif
      Oppressing an entire ethnic group isn't enough for these mutts, they have to culturally genocide them too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am a commie. I just like watching bad media fail.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      indeed on tvtropes one of them removed the critic about her chara on the game page.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the side-by-side with the woman she's a self-insert of.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is spamming

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to exorcise females from creative roles. Imagine being jealous that your own creation would get more male attention than you, so you purposely sabotage them and make them ugly.

    Women are fricked in the head. Thank GOD for modders

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's not a troony

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Jack Pot?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >face it tiger you failed the scratch and sniff

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Self Insert

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do they always do this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The female species view fictional characters as competition.
        Yeah I know right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the want the attention they never got from their parents

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly, but still proven false.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I feel bad for that girl getting dunked on when I'm sure she had nothing to do with changing the look of MJ in the game. But man it bothered me and I never got over it during the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        please provide proof.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The scan is weird but its very definitely the actress the devs said it was.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we'll believe it when they FIX THIS DAMN SCANNER!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well she doesn't look bad in those pictures. Why's she so ugly in Spider-Man 2?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              because they make it worse on purpose, duh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be very mad if I was her. She's pretty.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Die screaming.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then someone botched the face model bigtime.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you sure about that

            She looked better in Spider-Man 1...

            and I remember people saying she looked ugly back then, by comparison she actually looks normal

            https://i.imgur.com/Pha9Fa8.png

            Face it tiger you hit the jackpot.

            I have a feeling this is some sort of petty payback for the whole ugly male protagonist of the 80's and 90's in movies

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have a feeling this is some sort of petty payback for the whole ugly male protagonist of the 80's and 90's in movies
              I could understand, but then just make both of them ugly. Since nerds are the biggest target demographic, might as well appeal to them more

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They may have scanned her for animations, but it quite obviously looks like they modelled the face on the other woman

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s a man / troony.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I feel bad now... She's not even that ugly

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't debunked.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC the going theory is that a dude higher up in the team was trying to get into her pants, not that it was her fault.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres a literal face model that recorded all of those animations, it aint her chief, shes just a random junior writer

          people are just horny for another reason they can shit on this when the actual reason it looks bad its uncanny valley and nothing else

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate to break it to you anon, but face scanning is not the end of the design process
            They completely changed Peter Parkers face in the first game ffs

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes when they got another actor likeness, they are literally using a person likeness here, there might be stylization but no one is changing the likeness from the hired person to a random writer because they want to bone her and decide to steal her face to show that, thats fricking bonkers to even suggest
              you people live in simpland where pussy is the end all of all human interactions ffs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you people live in simpland where pussy is the end all of all human interactions ffs
                how do you think women have been making to positions of power where they can sink billion dollar franchises

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                *making it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have eyes don't you, I couldn't give a shit about the logistics of why it happened, the artist clearly used her face to design her instead of using the face scanned model

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                grab the actor likeness and put it over the other, the features match the mj face is just way more detailed and looks ugly as sin due to that
                the writer face has almosot no similar points to the model she just has a big jaw

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                c**t, did you even read what I said?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                face it tiger, you need glasses.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. That's not how game development works. She's a fricking intern, she has no power. Stephanie Tyler Jones is the face model, and fricking Laura Bailey is the VA doing the actual lip moving, there is no universe where the face is based on some intern. MJ and Stephanie have the same eyes with large irises. The same nose , the same freckles on their face in the same position even on their nose lol. The same lips, the same face shape and chin. MJ even shares the same teeth right down the slightly longer left- middle incisor.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think shit is taken straight from face scans to finished product and nothing else, then you have no knowledge about game development and have no business talking shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've said that it's the same actress and they have 0 reason to lie. Why would they use a random intern writer who never even went in to appear in person as the face of this character and then pay another actress to be her? If you think about it for longer than 5 seconds it makes no sense. The devs say it's not the intern, the intern says it's not her, and the actress says she is the face too.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are trying to understand why they would do it
                I am telling you, you have fricking eyes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no anon you see the artist then went over it and added all the features of this intern i decided is destroying our gaming culture because pussy is bad and they are trying to take away our culture from us

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably they thought it would be funny or they had a crush on the intern. Jordan White allowed Heather Antos to create her self insert Gwenpool because she was his work wife assistant and he is too much of a fat simp to tell her no.

                are you sure about that
                [...]
                and I remember people saying she looked ugly back then, by comparison she actually looks normal
                [...]
                I have a feeling this is some sort of petty payback for the whole ugly male protagonist of the 80's and 90's in movies

                She denies it now but it's only because she got caught. There is no way that coincidentally the designers made MJ look exactly like the writing intern when they were meant to be designing a girl that looks like this.

                Do you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                dumb sjw homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even in these pictures, the real girl is cute, but Mary Jane is ugly.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the real person has imperfections that make them look like a living thing, the model has a bunch of lines and textures that make every piece of her face stand out unnaturaly, look at the eyes and the lines surrounding them and its easy to notice theres something wrong there

                its clearly the same person tho, the model is just shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the real person has imperfections that make them look like a living thing
                And yet, the word "imperfection" is a much better description for the CGI thing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think mockery would be a better term

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this happens all the time with face rigs
                either the technology sucks and leads to uncanny valley, making the actress look ugly or they just make the character look more ugly
                look at Horizon's and Control's original actresses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you face blind? do you have trouble recognizing facial features or what feeling someone face portrays? You keep saying that we have eyes but you dont seem able to see that she looks nothing like the intern and looks everything like the actual fricking actor, just uglier.

                no anon you see the artist then went over it and added all the features of this intern i decided is destroying our gaming culture because pussy is bad and they are trying to take away our culture from us

                the only eye you seem to be using is the eye of your butthole when your daddy bangs you, how can you not see the likeness of the actress

                face it tiger, you need glasses.

                you done?
                did you work on this travesty or some shit?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, if you want to engage in pointless victimhood, conspiracy theories, and confirmation bias, that's fine by me, but don't complain because others aren't broken like you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said any of that shit, you did
                All I said was it looks like this person and not that one, stop getting so defensive like you have some personal stake in this
                here's a character that there's no mistaking who was face scanned for comparison

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i said that, not that guy, you seem very convinced you are arguing with one person when theres about 3 or 4 people mocking your inability of recognizing that the intern looks nothing like the model .

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting?
                I know it wasn't one person, but being the hivemind that Cinemaphile is, it's easier to just reply to all of you at once

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She even has the same mouth shape with the way one lip is slightly raised over the other when she smiles

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a qt =^3^=

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you face blind? do you have trouble recognizing facial features or what feeling someone face portrays? You keep saying that we have eyes but you dont seem able to see that she looks nothing like the intern and looks everything like the actual fricking actor, just uglier.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only eye you seem to be using is the eye of your butthole when your daddy bangs you, how can you not see the likeness of the actress

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I'm calling it already
                >inb4 le "I was only pretending to be moronic"
                Don't fall for ignorant bait, anons. Discussion should be had with people that can put more effort into their arguments that aren't the same three phrases they spouted before

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this little homosexual lives in a fantasy world where everything has to be some big conspiracy , anyone with a set of eyes can see that the intern isnt similar to the actual model but somehow
                "oh no the artist saw one look at the puss on that one intern and decided that vavavooom imma throwing out the actual actor likeness we hired and making her as close as possible to the intern that will get me some of that puss, gang gang "

                this kind of shit is why china is beating the shit out of us, all the kids are moronic nowadays and need narratives where they see through the hidden meanings
                to feel smart

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If true that means it was some skinny simp frick who made it like her calling it "the most beautiful design i could think of" in an attempt to frick her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The female Robert Zdar

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The male Wynona Judd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      every time a shitty game releases people just go down a list of everyone who worked on it until they find an ugly b***h who sort of looks similar and then that's the narrative they run with for the next 10 years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        except for the fact these people usually don’t hide it all.
        you could merely look up their twitter history and find out the truth easily.
        these people do not hide their actions at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it supposed to be a self-insert when there is a literal face model for this shit now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this wasn't real. Like it was photoshopped.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why some people will try to argue that it's good for her to look more like the average woman when MJ was always way above average in terms of beauty.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    please spoiler that shit
    i get a microo jumpscare every time i see it

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it at least worth getting Spider-Man 2 for the gameplay? Is it fun on that level?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just button-mashing BamHam combat but somehow even more braindead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a $70 price tag? Just play Web of Shadows or Dimensions
      Hell, fricking play Spider-Man 3 on the PS2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I checked after asking and jesus, I'd have thought the price would have dipped at least a little after a month or so. Even in the UK it's a full £70. How the frick does this happen when a brand new game was, at most, like £45 just a few years ago??
        Also I played Spider-Man 3 on the Wii, does that count?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, don't let Xbeaners fool you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genuinely less fun and more poorly paced than the first one, just replay that one.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What boggles my mind is that they insist that there's no difference at all.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by an MJ made over a decade ago. Hell, the entire game was just a crappier Web of Shadows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is honestly the wildest part to me, they put all this money, time and hype behind a more moronic WoS with somehow worse pacing and characters.
      And the gameplay is only better because they had a decent base game to build on so it didnt feel as raw, WoS combat still feels better in the end despite being done in under 18 months

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally playing web of shadows right now and it plays like shit compared to the modern games. people saying web of shadows is better then ps4 are pure contrarians

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is honestly the wildest part to me, they put all this money, time and hype behind a more moronic WoS with somehow worse pacing and characters.
      And the gameplay is only better because they had a decent base game to build on so it didnt feel as raw, WoS combat still feels better in the end despite being done in under 18 months

      literally playing web of shadows right now and it plays like shit compared to the modern games. people saying web of shadows is better then ps4 are pure contrarians

      iirc in web of shadows you could even fight enemies on building walls. if that's true then a decade old game had more "spiderman" mechanics than the last 3

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mechanics for that were shit and anything that wasn't fighting enemies on the ground was a slog to go through. Just cause it exists doesn't automatically make it good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe we live in a time where we got a "Symbiote takes over New York where Venom isn't allowed to be fun" plot twice now and Web of Shadows is the game which did it better. Also Black Cat mogs MJ in every universe

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make Peter look younger and more handsome
    >Make MJ uglier

    What did they mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss old Peter too. Why are they doing this? Why can't they make up their minds? I expect Miles will be an elderly Chinese man in the third game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw, left one looks like a sadfrog

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Not Holland model is a downgrade, even if he's more conventionally attractive. It's a little too boyish.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks too young now
        left fits a bit older peter much more

        also he looks bit uncanny now, like they couldnt get rights to Hollands face, but still tried to make something inspired by the new actor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the old one is better looking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to be as faithful to the Disney movies that came out as they could and got his model to look more like Tom Holland who plays the character in those. From a marketing perspective, you can understand the possible decision of opting to go for the movie version of the character as audiences will already be familiar and more likely attached to him from there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm stealing this, gonna call MCUslop disney movies from now on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look Asian on the right even though his model is based off Holland?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The left was way better but I'm glad they at least improved on the right in Spider-Man 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ps4 Peter looks like Romita's Peter

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuri is superior to MJ in every concievable way and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Well, aside from the awful costume they gave her in 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unlock a suit after finishing her and Cletus Kasady's sidequest chain
      >you get an ugly knock-off Wraith suit instead of a Spider-Cop outfit because of the journoswine whining about "copaganda" years back
      Fricking coward devs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played the game but I heard they really toned down police presence in general, when Spidey working with the NYPD and fighting the Sinister Six alongside them was a notable part of the first game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they show up exactly once (while you're chasing the Lizard as opposed to fighting Kraven's hunters, the Symbiotes, or any of the random crimes) and it's so Spider-Man can yell "YOU'RE NOT HELPING". He has more interactions with firefighters for frick's sake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Spider-Man swinging over to talk to some fricking firefighters and help them out was super jarring. I didn't like how it portrays how Peter has a negative relationship with law enforcement but Miles, for SOME fricking reason, doesn't. He just doesn't. Peter has to finesse his way around a crime scene to gather evidence. Miles can plop down and stomp all over an investigation so he can Batman all the information up and swing away to a marker in the city. It only happened once in the game but it was another example of favoritism. The universe is literally bending to Miles' will to accept him as Spider-Man.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No concern for budget or practicality afforded by being a videogame
      >Literally unlimited possibilities
      >Do a costume straight out of The CW
      Whoever concept arted this should never work again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all frumpy hags anon, don't new normal this shit.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are zoomer's more faceblind than previous generations or just groomed that way?

    do they even care? cause I thought I was more face blind but these are so soulless and ugly almost deadpan robot expression(less)

    no wonder they are all virgin morons

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could crack walnuts with that jaw

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      old peter was so fugly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, guess they got older

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re both in their mid-20s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the same couple after they both transitioned.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because Peter became (slightly) better looking but MJ became much uglier

      this is the same couple after they both transitioned.

      KEK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ crashed the wall it seems

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ma'am!

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough with the realistic graphics. Let comic book games look like comic book games again.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she look like Shrek to anyone else?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance someone can mod MJs face to appear as another face model? Like a Chloe Grace Moretz face mod for MJ?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the problem, women. A woman is an ugly creature, inside and out, a creature with a congenital defect. Peter always suffers from this, not because of the Goblin or anyone else. Women who cannot simply defend themselves, even Felicia. There is a solution, Peter needs a shota. spider boy, if at this moment you are spitting bile, then I can congratulate you, you are a cuckold and a feminist, your fate is to always whine about the fact that spider-man is humiliated. come on troony, write about pedophilia, you are a pathetic parody of a person. Relationships between men and handsome boys were favored in all great civilizations: from Ancient Egypt and Persia to Rome.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MJ was so ugly that even normalgays shitted all over her, not just the usual culture warriors
    fricking hilarious

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how much the game rushes to get to Venom. Like, the pacing is fine until Peter gets the symbiote, and then it rushes through that so we can get Venom. Peter only has the suit for like a few days and it changes him? If it was paced well and a better written story, he should have had the symbiote for at least a month, and then he's telling Harry to take more pills. Not after a few days.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it feels like its missing a whole chapter where peter is now aware the symbiote is fricking him up and fighting it for control, where he would be over violent to someone like shocker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missing a whole chapter where peter is now aware the symbiote is fricking him up and fighting it for control, where he would be over violent to someone like shocker
        Unfortunately we for some reason needed Miles to be the one to help Peter take it off compared to it being a sole Peter arc like it should have been.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so weird. In every single other Spider-Man story with the symbiote, Peter's always been the one who can finally throw the symbiote off by himself. But because Miles is in this game and he's just oh-so-important and special, instead we get the first ever time where Peter's not strong enough to get rid of the black suit himself.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we get the first ever time where Peter's not strong enough to get rid of the black suit himself.
            Because Miles is the heckin bestest! That's also why he was able to redeem a villain despite not having a lot of experience compared to Peter! You gotta love the Miles wank!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their message is so clear

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a fricking moron complaining about a story when you read the cliffnotes that had coffee stains on them.

              The reason the objectives are different is because you learn from the Peter fight that the only way to get it off is for someone to help you see through the manipulated feelings and frustrations the symbiote is using to control and isolate you.
              The reason MJ's fight is one giant "woman moment" as you dumbass homosexuals call it is because those are the minor and suppressed thoughts the symbiote is bringing up to make MJ fight Peter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only way to get it off is for someone to help you see through the manipulated feelings and frustrations the symbiote is using to control and isolate you.
                Something that has never happened in any other Spider-Man telling of the symbiote

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's your only argument against it because now you can't say it's just them making Peter a b***h.
                Keep crying culture war Black person.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is them making Peter a b***h. Peter doesn't do a lot in the story without Miles. I know you Milesgays are hopeless shills, but there's no reason for Miles to be at every event happening in the game. Especially for an emotional arc for Peter like taking off the black suit. It's not culture war bs to point out that they keep shoving this character down our throats and telling us how great Miles is. Suck my dick, homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never mentioned Miles once you disingenuous moron. I was pointing out that you were clearly ignoring that working with someone else is the only way to fight off the symbiote in this version of the story. It doesn't make Peter a b***h just because they made a change you pretend not to like just to rile people up on the internet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they made a change you pretend not to like just to rile people up on the internet.
                Lifelong Spider-Man fan and it's a bad change. I know you feel you need to white knight this game, but it's pathetic to go this far. Miles is fine in Spider-Verse, but here it's so obvious frickin wank.
                >Durrr I never mentioned Miles
                You know damn well you and I were talking about the same moment. Go argue in bad faith somewhere else.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to frick Venom.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't understand, it's not shitty writing because there's setup!
                Shitty writing can be shitty writing even if it has qualities that good writing does too.
                Execution is what matters.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can be shitty but you Black folk wouldn't know because from what I've seen half of you don't know what you're talking about.
                I'm sick of you homosexuals coming on here to complain about things you haven't read and just assuming you're right. I get it, it's a next generation release and not everyone has the cash to get a ps5 and the game. But at the very least watch a playthrough before you complain about story shit.
                The reason for that objective marker that gets everyone boiling in these threads being worded like that is very clear and makes sense if you have context and aren't just being baited into a kneejerk reaction.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But at the very least watch a playthrough before you complain about story shit.
                I literally played the game to completion and got the platinum trophy. The Miles wank is too much and Peter not taking off the suit himself is bullshit. Frick you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr i did just believe me bro i know everything in the story firsthand and didnt just absorb the shitposts from threads to form my own imaginary story in my head where mean ol miles oppresses the white man at every turn
                Yeah right, and Cinemaphile likes video games.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got the game on launch and went through it all in a weekend, but sure, don't believe me since you want to be a homosexual about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to find a group of people who'll pretend the game is good, I suggest you leave Cinemaphile and find an echo-chamber to chat in. Maybe resetera?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have a browser extension that jumbles posts into something completely different or can you just not read properly?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because you learn from the Peter fight that the only way to get it off is for someone to help you see through the manipulated feelings and frustrations the symbiote is using to control and isolate you.
                You mean getting punched by Miles Morales with a Venom Blast while also ringing the bell long enough to make the symbiote weak?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesnt actually address the post at all, wtf. There's no identifiable reason for the distinction, given the information you presented, other than for the purpose of hating on Peter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miles is trying to remove the suit from Peter. Only able to do it by the combination of talking to him and weakening it via sound.
                Peter, knowing that the mental hold is important knows he has to help MJ remove it herself.
                That's why they're worded differently.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie he's still helping her remove the suit. Adding "herself" is still purely a vindictive choice.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a mentally ill schizo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow you are so cool Miles... you can do things I could NEVER do despite you being a rookie and me being active for a decade... and doing those things in various stories for decades before... you should be the only real Spider-Man™ because you're so much better than me just like MJ said... I should've never been Spider-Man because of how stupid and incompetent I am... I wish I had a Gwen to give you because you deserve everything I have and invented so much more... I'll have to settle for giving you Silk and retiring at 26 so you can take over fully because you're so competent...

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pic
              It's THAT bad huh

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Peter a ninja

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's that guy from Shrek? Farkwad? A woman's face shouldn't remind you of a man's face no matter how ugly they are.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      with that attitude you're really limiting yourself to dating orphans

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could forgive a lot of the weird and terrible things they did with MJ if they didn't make her such an insufferable c**t and have the story bend over backwards to justify her terrible behaviour the whole way through

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like any of you incels whining here will ever touch a woman, period. Sad little misogynists fapping to porn and thinking it’s real life, you deserve your small lives of pathetic desperation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone want to touch a woman period?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sleep with hookers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Real women look like video game characters chud!

      Brainrot

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Pete.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avert your gaze, male.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want someone to rip the games models and take off her shoes and display her sexy feet with this model.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The New Normal
      Subtle.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly women should be enslaved and forced to work in coal mines or some shit. They serve no purpose otherwise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      one look at this MJ and the canary would drop dead

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they used someone with a diaper full for the running mocap animation???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate stealth sections shoved into games. They're always dogshit because you can't properly put in meaningful stealth gameplay that's only going to be used twice. It leads to shit like this where you can easily break it and turn it into a joke.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a jaw close to that

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face it tiger. you like boy clitty and pounding bussy.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry is gay as frick in this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter and Harry act really gay as frick in the game. Which lets me know the writers are either gays are primarily women because they don't know how to write antagonistic men. They don't know how to write violence and deliver in an impactful manner that grips audiences. They were handed Venom on a platter and they did relatively little to elevate him. Venom had to be cool on his own--he got zero fricking help from the writing team on that end. Harry was a total pussy, the writing was anemic and stunted and everything got rushed. MJ never should have been involved as heavily as she was. That was their team's first and most undeniable frick-up.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're moronic if you think she's not good looking

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The most beautiful Irish woman

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To this day I'm trying to understand why people think she's ugly. Are my standards that low? Or are people moronic? The majority of complaints are on here and Twitter so I'm leaning towards the latter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She just looks like a normal person to me. Not hideous not a goddess just an average girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has to compete with 10's like Tifa and Cammy....so she's ugly by comparison in the vidya world.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She has to compete with 10's like Tifa and Cammy....so she's ugly by comparison in the vidya world.
        In fairness you compared to two fictional girls that never had face models; you should at least mention RE 4 Remakes Ashly as she had as face model that's even close to the actual girl they used.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom actually tries to keep the faces 1:1 to their models.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're giving them too much credit. Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3 Remake is much uglier then the actual model

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3 Remake is much uglier then the actual model
              Going to have to stop you there, anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally 1:1, dude.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's ugly in comparison to MJ from the first game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Take previously attractive character
      >Inflate jawline
      >”Omg why do people think she’s ugly?”

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hawt

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Mr Incredible wearing a wig?

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the spidey games might be the most sexist and racist video games i know
    i have never seen a protagonist being treated so badly before.
    you can really tell that they hate peter for being a white guy

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope this MJ dies in the3rd game. Then Peter can go find himself a better replacement

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek Insomniac Spidey is the worst version so this is the MJ he deserved before retiring like a lazy quitter for Spider-Token anyway.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play maximum carnage on sega genesis

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks fine

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/tards really want people to hate the game, don't they?

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that makes me mad is that she acts as if doing this is better than working for JJJ or writing another book. THEN YOU SEE HER UPLOAD HER PODCAST RIGHT AS SHE FINISHES RECORDING, NO EDITING, RAW AUDIO.
    b***h NO ONE WILL TUNE INTO THAT EVERY WEEK.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will any Spider-Man game ever give her the black highlights?

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand all the hate but anons, listen to me!
    She big...

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could dig a latrine if I used her face as a shovel.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem?

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donny Cates Venom run and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Donny Cates' comics and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
      Fixed it for you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forgot the ' at end of a name that ends with s
        I want to fricking kill myself I'm so embarrassed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't even that. It was just that all of Cates' comics are bad.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I like the Venom redemption he did, it was nice development for Eddie and Venom. I just fricking hate everything else. The wings, the perfectly formed axe with glowing energy blades that he makes and wields instead of using his goo to form a blade, the King in Black stuff, turning red and growing extra arms. All the fricking KNULL SHIT!
            It's all so tiresome.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Anyone got the sauce on these? My image searches have failed.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure those are from Spider-Man.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon that's great. You're truly as helpful and useful as testicles on a woman.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome anon.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think she's ugly but the first time I saw her, I was like Aunt May looks great. This was not a good model for a Mary Jane. When you see her with Peter, she looks way older than him.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at some point miles was meant to get the symbiote as well
    >90% of venom's dialogue was cut
    Why did they do it?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious as to why Insomniac didn't give the classic black suit costume the same logo as the game one. Using these action figures as a reference, the game one uses the symbol on the left, and the classic suit uses the one on the right, which I think looks worse. But it also makes no sense since in Secret Wars #8 and all of the ASM issues where he has that suit on, it looks like the left. I'm curious about the decision to not have the same logo used.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be the classic black suit if it had the Insomniac Spider symbol would it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did he mean by this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another one to show that the left symbol should have been on the classic symbiote suit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          God the all black look with the minimal blue highlights is so fricking good.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothin better, honestly. It's why I love that the Mafex figure also has blue highlights.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope amazing yamaguchi move his broken ass and make a symbiont spiderman figure already

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which way, black suit enjoyer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Change the symbol to a less ugly one, and then pick the left colors. I don't like how the right's shading looks in game. Should have been blue highlights or not even bothered.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a reference to Fox Venom.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm aware. I just don't think it looks very good in game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair. I think they should have added a version of it with just the blue highlights as a reference to the classic comic highlights, I don't even remember what the fourth option for the classic suit is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to Fox Venom.

      that's pretty cool
      kinda wish it was more flat looking though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftmost

      It's a reference to Fox Venom.

      I think that's meant to be subtle rather than how distinct it is in the game. Red and blue are reflections there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red/Blue only works in 2D
      Purple works in cartoony Spidey games
      Black all the way

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If game is bad how come Venom and Scream make my Spider Sense tingle? Checkmate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mary Jane shitting on Peter during the fight for minutes on end completely undercuts the cool factor of Scream. It's the "that part" of boss fights. Have to play it on mute and watch the stupid fricking AI kite around and do this bizarre dance of running from you so the game can get all of its hero-shitting dialogue out. So that the game is certain you've heard the "argument" its presenting as the titular hero is torn down by a whiny nagging c**t who never apologizes or takes back the shit she says.

      >I had to work for Jonah and do things I didn't like!!
      You turned in one fricking assignment on Spider-Man and shit your bed. Peter has been doing that for close to a decade, watching his heroic efforts and selfless virtue continuously marginalized just so he can have money to put food on the table. Living with the negative constant emotional and mental headspace of having to be positive as your boss shits your neck even though you're the only person able to provide him with what he needs. This just sets up Mary Jane to be a pussy who couldn't handle it. Her book sold like shit so she quits. She turns in one article and then quits. But no, keep blaming Peter for putting others first. People (women) writing comic book characters who are incapable of getting in their mindset make me fricking sick. This bullshit never would've made it in a game if Spider-Man was in the hands of a Japanese developer or something.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would a She-Venom work in Insomniac Spider-Man?

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what could they even do in Spider-Man 3? They killed a LOT of villains.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, because we all know that Spider-Man is lacking in stories

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they involve people that are alive. Usually.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multi universe shenanigans, why else did make Miles a bigger part in the story?

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you plough MJ's symbiussy?

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prostitute of marvel comics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my MJ.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the MJ who acted as Peter's rock, giving him not only perspective but reminding him to have fun and not spiral into his usual maudlin, guilt-ridden self. Why the hell does every writer insist on writing MJ as if Peter being a hero is a personal attack on her?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why the hell does every writer insist on writing MJ as if Peter being a hero is a personal attack on her?
          Several reasons:
          >with Brand New Day, that's the in-universe reason why MJ broke up with Peter aside from the whole "sold their marriage to the devil for the life of some constantly near-death old biddy" thing
          >adaptation writers LOVE pulling from modern comics, as opposed to pulling from the classic comics that fans actually enjoy
          >most writers are hacky enough to think that any sort of relationship drama = good drama, regardless of how tacky and unpleasant it actually is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I miss the MJ who acted as Peter's rock, giving him not only perspective but reminding him to have fun and not spiral into his usual maudlin, guilt-ridden self
          The greatest love interests embody these attributes because these are what men--hell, anyone--would want in a romantic partner. No one benefits from strife between the two characters. Or making Mary Jane a boring ugly b***h.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick? Is MJ supposed to be specifically muscular in this run or that's how she always used to be? Those thighs and calves are hectic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not Tony Stark

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking b***h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the prostitute of marvel comics
      Yeah unlike Gwen who never cheated on Peter I am sure that MJ prostitute is happy with Paul.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Face it munchkin, you just received the consolation prize

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how the Scream/MJ fight was supposed to show the struggles of a stronk wahman and the outcome of this fight was her calling J.J. to say that she quits her job while Peter should be like "You can't handle J.J.? b***h I've been getting our money from him for ages, lmao so stronk you are, Jackpot..."

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIEEEEEEEEE MJ HELP ME!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more fridge

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are realistic women ugly?

    Are they saying beautiful women aren’t real?

    You never see hot chicks called “realistic”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do weak, ugly people think that being strong and pretty is unrealistic???
      It's a real headscratcher, anon.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The living costume is not a shonen manga power-up that makes you stronger and angrier, nor is it a metaphor for drug addiction ruining your life. No I don't care about modern retcons
    >But every adaptation since the 90's cartoon does that
    And all of them have shitty, unsatisfying arcs involving the living costume or Venom.
    >Not muh
    Exactly. Do it right or don't do it at all and especially frick that moron at Insomniac for saying they couldn't add it as an unlockable for the first game because "it's one of the best Spider-Man stories" with how blatantly he didn't read anything involving it

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a 46 year old mom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And not even a MILF

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your ass belongs to me Peter Parker forever so says Mephisto

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The art styles of these games have had serious uncanny Valley since the first. Some characters are not as bad but most aren't great

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right man for that MJ prostitute.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a big chin gf. i love her

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nop

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face it, man-dible. You jaw-st chin-t the cleftpot.

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