failed oscar bait

there is a good movie here its just buried under a bunch of bullshit with his wife. nobody could give a frick about watching an enzo ferrari movie and seeing how crazy his wife was. overblown acting by penelope cruz. early on there is about a 15 second shot of just a teary eyed penelope cruz that screams "I'M ACTING, OSCAR NOMINATE ME" and it sucks
michael mann disappointed me and he may never get to do another big caliber film because this flopped. what a disaster, just like near the end of the film. but i digress, there is some good shit in here but surprise surprise its all racing related.
don't watch it or find a cut that is about an hour long

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and he may never get to do another big caliber film because this flopped.
    No way, these older directors shit out floos every other year and still make more films.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      manns last movie was blackhat in 2015
      >blackhat made 19 million worldwide and cost 70
      >ferrari made 36 million worldwide and cost 95 million

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Mann deliberetely burning investors cash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WITH NO SURVIVORS

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, really?
      It looks like a PS2 rendered cutscene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did this really happen?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bollywood kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=48
      I wonder why he decided to move the break in the pole another twenty feet up.

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      Anonymous

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      Hahahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >car going at least 80 mph crashes against thin wooden telephone pole
      >pole doesn't even tilt
      This is legit PS2 tier CGI. What the frick is going on with movies in the last few years? How are special effects getting worse?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Producers farm out the VFX to indian slop farms for $500 while billing $5M. Turboboomers like Mann also are almost blind and have no reference point for "ps2 graphics". They profited a lot from the fact that their good movies had no digital effects

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Budget goes to marketing and cast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really from the movie? Who the frick okayed this? Dude should not have a job. This is unironically worse than Bollywood. I've seen better work from final year students.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you remake it with a train sir?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are they ok? Lol kek what Gran Turismo cutscene is this from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this is what that reporter was complaining about and Driver got all butthurt over. It looks like shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That question was moronic. He should've asked the director.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s like that reporter asking that MMA guy about trans rights. It has nothing to do about what he does which is fighting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT A MINUTE HE'S BLACK?!?!?!?

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      manns last movie was blackhat in 2015
      >blackhat made 19 million worldwide and cost 70
      >ferrari made 36 million worldwide and cost 95 million

      Feel bad for Mann. 30 yearlong passion project. Turned out shit. And I liked Blackhat.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The main character of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow and Dawn of Sorrow is named "Soma Cruz" after Penelope Cruz somehow interacted with Konami in some way.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're honestly just a complete fricking moron if you think Mann gives a shit about winning oscars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He should care about making good movies. Like Ridley Scott's Napoleon, he made a bad movie about incredibly interesting figure.

      What's with this trend of making films about prominent men centered on their relationship with wives or gfs? Napoleon is the most egregious example. Oppenheimer didn't overdo it.

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      Anonymous

      HHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

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      just cause 2 physics

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      Anonymous

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      I swear it looked better in the theater

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the funniest shit Hollywood has produced in a while

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uh, gadongays?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heh I imagine our resident Gadonchad wishes he does this every night.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another box office flop for that moron driver

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "What do you think about [the] crash scenes?" one man in the audience asked. "They looked pretty harsh, drastic and, I must say, cheesy for me. What do you think?"

    Driver’s reply came after he took a drink of water and was blunt enough to make this snippet of the interview go viral. "F*** you. I don't know? Next question."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the response he deserved, but not the one they needed right then.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon is box office poison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post the "sex scene" you cowards

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ferrarisisters... this was meant to be our response to l*mborghini and f*rd

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna sniff Penelope Cruz’s butthole once in my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It smells like shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably like cinnamon and cayenne pepper that’s what I imagine fiery putas like her smell like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The older a woman gets the less they take care of themselves. Young cruises pussy would have been shaved, smooth and smelling like roses. Old cruises pussy would be hairy, rough, smells like sweat and pee and her butthole probably isn't cleaned properly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She’s got people probably assistants that can wash her ass for her. At least I hope these Hollywood types do. That’s what I’d spend my money on is someone making sure my ass was properly wiped.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the film is about how some moron Italian kept making stupid mistakes but somehow got memed into having one of the most famous luxury cars named after him? Got it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this trend of making films about prominent men centered on their relationship with wives or gfs? Napoleon is the most egregious example. Oppenheimer didn't overdo it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First man is another example

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen it but heard the same about Bradley Cooper's Maestro.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oscar bait movies will NEVER be kino

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how many decades has Michael Mann been out of touch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ever since he remade Miami Vice as a noncheesy pretentious douchebag of a film. And somehow it was more cringe than the 80’s series. Imagine fanfictioning your own show because you were like let’s take out all that Eighties aesthetic and make it more lame and gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get the frick outta here. Miami Vice is awesome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you like watching paint dry I guess?

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