Falls from the sky in an ancient kingdom, clams to be from the future, fucks all the women, eats all the food, creates gunpowder and robotics, raises ...

Falls from the sky in an ancient kingdom, clams to be from the future, fucks all the women, eats all the food, creates gunpowder and robotics, raises undead army, destroys undead and demonic army, unites two kingdoms. Goes back home to work in retail. regrets nothing.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it. Every evil dead movie is reddit horror.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most reddit post I've seen in a while

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't they watch real horror like le pointy nose evil clown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I don't see a A24 logo on those movies redditor

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for the evil dead in the apocalypse future. Both the original ending of Army of Darkness and Ash vs Evil Dead point out this.

    Bruce please, play Ash one more time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's like 80 years old now bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make a senile Ash, white hair, add a gun to his chainsaw arm he can already make a great comedy without going physical.

        If Expandables were made with a thousand-year-old mummies actors, Evil Dead can too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is 64, fuck you.
        made me check

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's like 80 years old now bro.

      Make a senile Ash, white hair, add a gun to his chainsaw arm he can already make a great comedy without going physical.

      If Expandables were made with a thousand-year-old mummies actors, Evil Dead can too.

      He is 64, fuck you.
      made me check

      He's said he's too old to keep playing the role and someone else could take it up in his place.

      Who would be good?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of anyone with a giga chad jaw who can make those rubber faced expressions. Bruce was one of a kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time to revive John Ricos career!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too wooden. you need Nick Cage levels of emote in order to pull off Ash.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you need Nick Cage levels of emote in order to pull off Ash.
            Checked
            Send him a script. I'll bet he'd do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ash is one of those characters that only work with Bruce.

        Only if was a completely new story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of anyone with a giga chad jaw who can make those rubber faced expressions. Bruce was one of a kind.

        >Who would be good?
        Matt Dillion does look like Bruce, I don't know if he could play Ash but he is the closest actor resembling Bruce.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was great in the house that jack built

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he older than Bruce?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is 58, bruce is 63.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he fucking sucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hear me out, he's young, he's handsome, and he's a total bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          John Cena imho. John has the expressiveness and hammy muggery to pull it off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to see another show or movie with a dog lead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oddball choice,i know, but Paul Rudd would be perfect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have the mojo, otherwise, he does fit.

          he fucking sucks

          I just said he looks like him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan Gosling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best we can hope for at this point is an animated movie or video game. Bruce said he's not really capable of doing the physical comedy anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Ash can work without physical comedy. Hell, it would even make great gags if he was all senile and old to do hero stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think Ash can work without physical comedy.
          nah, Ash getting his ass kicked in slapstick fashion is a cornerstone of the series.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of people prefer Evil Dead much more, myself included.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm more of an Army of Darkness guy myself, but Evil Dead 2 is the best movie of the three.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Hail the King, Baby.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce is willing to do an animated continuation of the show. I think they should go in a whole new direction and make an animated show or movie set right after he gets back after Army of Darkness. Younger Ash going around fighting monsters would be great. Have a crossover with some famous horror villains too whether its Dracula or Jason Voorhees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some famous horror villains (...) Jason Voorhees.
      We almost got Ash Vs Jason Vs Freddy but the producers got mad when Sam Raimi said that Ash should win against them because he is the hero.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I don't know why I never thought of that. An animated Evil Dead has so much god damn potential in the right hands

        It's a shame it didn't happen. I never understood the producer's POV that Ash should lose or die. They expected Raimi to let his baby get killed in a crossover? Absolute retards. The comics they made instead were okay. Maybe they'd have a better chance at getting crossovers done if its animated. It does suck that modern animation is pretty shit so it'd probably be awful even if it did happen. I think a well animated Hanna Barbera style would be hilarious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I love sam raimi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I don't know why I never thought of that. An animated Evil Dead has so much god damn potential in the right hands

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was it kino?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ash Vs Evil Dead was fucking kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I miss Dana. She was hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The entire series was much better than anyone expected.
        I think even Bruce put out an interview saying he did it just for fun, but was blown away by the writing quality.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say the 3 words

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruce IS ash, there is no other way, the actor and the character is the same, he juts plays himself, after the guy is gone, so will Evil Dead be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >after the guy is gone, so will Evil Dead be
      Pretty much. If an animated series happen, I hope they conclude the apocalyptic future story we never had.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get Bruce to at least voice Ash in a few cartoon movies like Adam West did as Batman before he died.

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