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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is that blacks are worse than a 300 ft rampaging monster that shoots a ray of nuclear energy out of it's mouth.

    It's pretty racist tbqh and it is not ok. Frankly Family Guy should be put out of it's misery at this point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      after you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, all the other black caribbean countries are a far cry from the french speaking monstruosity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, less damage can be done in 60 years of independence than 200

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        India has a higher GDP than Britain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Another moron gets filtered by Per Capita
          I've seen this kino before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >black caribbean countries

        Please, those GDP figures are wildly skewed by the rich Whites living there, the Blacks are almost all waiters, maids and janitors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever get tired?
      Be better

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haiti is the only country where a slave revolt was somewhat successful. The key word though is somewhat. The independent country was almost immediately hit with a massive debt to pay to their former masters and general distrust from every sane government on the planet. As such, they stayed relatively poor and were easy pickings for their own corrupt leadership. Then it got worse when they were hit with an eathquake that fricked their situation even worse. That's where the Family Guy comes in.
    A fun example of how bad their situation was revolves around pigs. They had these cheap native pigs they heavily relied on and basically fed garbage. Some of the pigs got swine flu so their leadership forced them to kill all the pigs and import American pigs. This turned out to be a disaster because American pigs didn't eat garbage and needed special feed that the Haitians obviously couldn't afford. So they ended up even more in debt and screwed from their shitty leadership and poisonous charity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like they've figured out the pig problem now. Just eat each other! I guess the Joker was right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Poland was the first country to recognize Haiti's independence and Haiti rewarded them with the honorary title of White Black of Europe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poland was a country at the time (they were partitioned completely in 1795). The story is that Poles signed up for Napoleon's army so they could fight for a free Poland, got sent to deal with chimpout in the Carribean, and felt bad for having to put down a different people's revolt so they flipped sides.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't *

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Funner Fact: Polish soldiers that joined Haity's side got all the black women for themselves and male Blacks all got cucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you should look at places like liberia where euro's never even went

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >product of angloisraelites

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you have much hatred but the english where never in liberia. actually no european ever came to libera to build hospitals and road and schools

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do south african mercenaries that support your brutal diamond dictatorship which was formed by dutch cartel demand count?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >diamond dictatorship which was formed by dutch cartel demand
              False.
              They did that to themselves after forcing the Dutch to capitulate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >USA sets up Liberia for former slaves
        >Former slaves immediately enslave the native blacks
        Why did white people do this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enslave a nation and steal their resources
      >nation revolts
      >"ok ok, you win. now just pay us our 150 million francs and we'll call it a day"
      just playing devil's advocate here, but let's not pretend the French didn't have a hand in starting this mess

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enslave a nation and steal their resources

        Whitey stole their resources is why they're literally cartoon spit roasting Black folk in real life right now? (someone please post the video its lol)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they raped and slaughtered all the whites, of fricking course France wouldn't want to give Haiti a fair chance when they murdered their ties to them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Haiti paid back for their crimes with reparation money until 1947

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Murder all the white people
        >Murder all the mulattos for good measure
        >Try to run a country where nobody knows how to read, write, speak anything besides Gullah pidgin nonsense, or has any skills
        >Starve and die for two hundred years due to the aforementioned incompetence whenever you are not a colonial possession of some white country.
        Interestingly, this scenario plays out everywhere on earth that transitions from white colonialism to black rule. It's up to your politics whether you blame the white people who ran things efficiently or the blacks who are now in charge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all the mulattos for good measure
          they didn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enslave a nation and steal their resources
        The Haitians weren't even present on that island until the French brought them. None of those resources are theirs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haitians also stopped their economy once they got independence, they tried cruising by on laziness. I can't find a screenshot atm but it was an analysis of Haiti's exports in 1790 vs ~1850, their sugar exports had dropped by like 10x

        Haiti is the only country where a slave revolt was somewhat successful. The key word though is somewhat. The independent country was almost immediately hit with a massive debt to pay to their former masters and general distrust from every sane government on the planet. As such, they stayed relatively poor and were easy pickings for their own corrupt leadership. Then it got worse when they were hit with an eathquake that fricked their situation even worse. That's where the Family Guy comes in.
        A fun example of how bad their situation was revolves around pigs. They had these cheap native pigs they heavily relied on and basically fed garbage. Some of the pigs got swine flu so their leadership forced them to kill all the pigs and import American pigs. This turned out to be a disaster because American pigs didn't eat garbage and needed special feed that the Haitians obviously couldn't afford. So they ended up even more in debt and screwed from their shitty leadership and poisonous charity.

        You're skipping the part where the slave revolt was just that, a revolt, then 3 years later the french arrived with a fleet telling the new government that they either pay reparations or get reconquered immediately. Without an organized army and fleet they had no chance

        The difference between all the rest of the colonies and Haiti is that our ancestors formed armies and navies to fight them and ensure they don't come back with another fleet due to the fear of our own newly formed armed forces

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They chimped out and got pushed into a corner because they got naval mogged. They still vastly underutilized the resources present on their island, and misused the rest of their resources for moronic purposes (Haiti vs DR's trees)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > enslave a nation
        The French didn't enslave the native Haitians they died from disease
        >and steal their resources
        Haiti has no significant natural resources. It was a plantation nation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They died from disease
          Categorically FALSE, proof? Most dominicans are indigenous mixed, not full black or Mulatto. What happened to the indigenous people of western Hispaniola?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Different anon, but Haiti's natives were bad for enslaving. They suffered badly from forced labour, and would prefer escaping instead of labouring. Hence the mass importing of cheap Black folks bought from West African markets.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But they still got enslaved until they all died or fleed to the spanish side, and THEN the frogs imported blacks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Most dominicans are indigenous mixed
            Mixed genes can still lead to underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes & a myriad of other genetic disorders however.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      warlord after warlord after warlord

      tried a little dictaroship, it actually stabilized the place for a while and then warlord warlord warlord, then the clintons propped up a president and stole some money from haiti and now warlord warlord warlord warlord

      the answer is clear, Black folk need brutal dictatorships in order to function

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The key word though is somewhat
      Did they not successfully kill their masters? That's what a slave revolt is so it sounds like they were pretty successful at it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, their real masters never left France. The lowly white middle men peasants actually living in Haiti got brutalized however. Their old masters and their descendants received reparations until 1947

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's awfully anti-semitic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lowly
          lol. lmao.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it was shitshow

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >If you want a vision of the future...
              >Just look at 17th century Haiti?!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >free Black folks brutalized those who were still slaves
              This, right here, is the real kicker. This whole "for the culture" kumbaya amongst blacks was always a lie. Anything they tell you otherwise about so-called "unity" is bullshit unless it's for political manipulation.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds pretty diverse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haitians also stopped their economy once they got independence, they tried cruising by on laziness. I can't find a screenshot atm but it was an analysis of Haiti's exports in 1790 vs ~1850, their sugar exports had dropped by like 10x

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well they killed the guys who knew how and who to sell it. And the guys who knew how to count. And also the ones who knew how to read. Of course they couldn't produce or export anymore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they were piss poor and stupid, why debt trap them and make everything even worse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people were anti slavery at the time and super sympathetic towards the Haitians early on in their revolt until they killed every white person on the island, including non slave owners, women, children, and even the whites that helped them revolt, plus a bunch of mulattoes for good measure. They deserved everything they got and should be grateful they were never reconquered like they deserved.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, the French revolutionary government kept flip-flopping between enslaving them and promising freedom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imperialism is the real danger. Haiti like most countrys arent truly independent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why would a tiny island with no industry need trains?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because trains are cool and Puerto Rico needs one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who knew that pushing out white people actually causes cultural stagnation?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So they use roads more now instead of trains. What a shocking indictment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Countries ruled by islamists and enemies of the west are blaming Israel
          >They must say the truth!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >china
            >Ruled by islamist
            Ah yes, the uyghur shadow government disguised as a concentration camp

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AND enemies of the west moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jews are the enemy of mankind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And Chinese are the israelites of Asia, what's your point?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if the american government says it then that's the truth!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >No I don't trust the mainstream media, it's full of lies. Instead I take my sources from third world dictatures official propaganda. In fact, they are the real free countries because you know, there are no israelites in them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >please trust us goy
                Is all I got from that greentext.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneakers O'Toole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's not to get? He didn't take his sneakers off. He won.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How was this intended to be funny to anyone?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the clip, moron. It's the same joke as the aliens in Detroit from scary movie 4.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > reads a post
        > ignores the related pic
        > calls others moron
        holy newbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny for the producers knowing they didn't have to pay for several minutes of animation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid my grandparents would play Conway Twitty tapes when I was in the car with them so it was funny to me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHNGH
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old Gozilla was hopping around

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The joke was pretty tame.
      However, making soijack horseface fans seethe is priceless.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There had just been a devastating earthquake in Haiti at the time.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop being racist. it isnt funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eat me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i only eat on the finest baskin roberts iced cream kufar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baskin in the sun
      roberts did come with a
      trust that was absolute the
      fund was endless and
      band members all rejoiced

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i really like this post but you need to stop being racist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >don't do socially unacceptable thing, it isn't funny
      Yeah that'll work and definitely not make it funnier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is to me. You may now seethe.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why were French colonies in particular so shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were some of the more ruthless colonizers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They were some of the more ruthless colonizers.

        Perfidious Anglo, please. Haiti is an outlier of French colonialism, asit was literally a factory that existed solely to produce highly valuable sugar and unlike other French colonies, Frenchmen hadno intention of actually living there once they made a wad of cash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, which is why Algeria is so much better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Right, which is why Algeria is so much better.

            Are you seriously comparing Algeria to Haiti?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pierre, white majority Quebec was poor as frick when frogs gave it to the brits to get their mostly black colonies back after the Seven Years War. Being white didn't do jack shit for Quebequians it was brit control what made Quebec into what it is today.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much no one lived in Quebec lol, and the lucrative beaver market had become a whole lot less lucrative after the Hudson company's establishment. Voltaire was a redditor, but he did have a good quote summarizing Canada.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Quebec was poor as frick

            Not because of some kinda ruthless French oppression, it's was a cold howling wilderness full of hostile Indians, there was no motivation to move there from France, unlike crazy trouble making fundie religious Brits in N.America, who the UK wanted to get rid of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mystery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You dont bring good things as a invader. Being a colony = shit, the excepcions prove this

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: the guy who fricked up the verge PC is also from Haiti.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek really? big if true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not joking. He used to post multiple times about Haiti Day and got extra butthurt when Drumpf made those comments.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haitians are literal cannibals and the government is shipping them next door to you by the millions a year to live off welfare.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stay classy Cinemaphile

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those fricks are ruining the good parts of Mexico

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sucks when all kinds of economic migrants show up in your country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mexico getting overrun by 'economic migrants'
      lmao serves you right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't the Cartels frick with them to limit this behavior?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nu Family Guy you already know what the punchline is going to be every time but it always takes them 45 seconds to get there

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, uh huh yeah. I'm not even shocked anymore. You guys are pathetic.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen pictures of Conan and his video about Haiti.
    Place looks like a paradise, idk what you racists are raging about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is paradise, shame about all the monkeys europeans brought tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the barren hills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everytime i see this picture it just makes me think of

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a big earthquake in Haiti

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they made a lot of money at one point so they can do it again
    Aww, yeah, just let haitians pull slaves from french african colonies real quick to make them work to death in sugar cane fields just like in the good old days....

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Haiti even have any exports other than Black folk and garbage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's basically a feudal state

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Voodoo and cannibalism

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Algeria mentioned

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