how in the fuck is she alive?
nobody dies in these movies
jason statham brother
john cena (he will 100% show up in next movie)
>jason statham brother
No, he's dead dead
take it you've never seen the newer movies.
WTF? WHEN DID HE RETURN?
F8, the Shaw bros raid Cypher’s airplane to rescue Dom’s son.
In fast 7, they confirmed that he survived but in a coma. In fast 8, he shows up for 10 seconds.
Jesse's return from the grave would be hilarious
we can rebuild him
Everyone in Dom's family is immortal except for Jesse and this guy. Cena is coming back in the next movie and all of Dom's friends who were in the plane.
because these guys are nobodies.
they brought back that tokyo drift but he looks so old now they didn't bothered with him in fast x
It's funny because he already looked like he was in his 30s back when he played a high schooler in drift and they made him cameo that one time, he looked even older than the main cast.
vin is retarded and literally just wanted han to be in more fast and furious movies
and they just brought him back anyway.
that retcon wasn't needed at all.
I thought it was the director that also had a hard on for Han's actor that contributed to him coming back. Making the movies have a confusing timeline and then retconning a faked death just to bring him back. Never seen anything like it. It's almost charming how little of a damn they give
Han was an original character from a Japanese movie they brought over because lol.
How is it confusing? 3 takes place after 6, otherwise the movies are in order.
>1-2 is normal
>4-6 is normal
>3 and 7 happen at the same time
>8-10 continues normal
Perhaps "confuse" was the wrong word touse but convoluted. The story is still straight forward the continuity relating to Han can be jarring for someone new to the series
Tokyo Drift and Furious 7 happen at the same time.
The guy was 22/23 when filming Tokyo Drift. Crazy
Damn, that hilarious. How did they manage to find a dude who looked almost twice his age to play a high schooler when he's only a few years older than one irl? They managed to make the spiderman actors(barring tobey) pass for one despite being in their 30s and 20s. They gave zero fucks
Probably drugs, bro. Don't make fun of him. Not cool.
>he's long gone man
Is that Dane cook
Paul Walker is literally dead IRL and keeps showing up in these movies
hasn't since 7, just random one liners. In the latest one, Toretto mentioned him just once, that he's 'safe.'
Didn't the blonde bitch die? The mother of Dom's inexplicably black son.
No one ever really dies.
For those that don't remember: https://youtu.be/ZAIuovYVqQw?t=44
I'm still pissed. She couldve easily survived that fall. The plane wasn't even in the air. Owen survived so Gisele could've easily survived too.
She did not know that she was going to survive that fall, she just had faith
imagine, she missed the shot and accidentally killed han kek
she tucked and rolled
We need Johnny Tran back for the finale. Make it happen Vin.
Tran is coming back in X-3 to be the main villain after mamoa.
Elena's return when?
Fast 11 flash-forwards years, Elena's little sister grows up and is now identical to her
Whatever happened to
>yo cops cops cops
Walker will return
They should bring back Brian as a talking car that is trying to kill la familia.
They don't live for that shit, but other shit, much more tame than that one.
THEY ARE GONE
Sukibros, Vin did us dirty
Who the hell are Buddy and Elle Lue?
Buddy was the race mechanic for dom's dad and the other girl was a plot device that they could throw away.
>Elle is the adopted daughter of Han Seoul-Oh and the key to activating Project Aries after her parents locked it with their DNA. As a result, she was targeted by Otto and Jakob Toretto, who sought to use Project Aries to destabilize the current world order. After the successful mission to shut down Project Aries, she joined Dominic Toretto's Crew.
I distinctly remember seeing F9 at the kinoplex but I have no memory of the film itself.
No they aren't. This is just who is being targeted
At this point, who cares? Someone else said it long before I have, "this franchise is basically capeshit now" and that's true. The main protagonists essential have super powers. They can do inhuman things, and survive impossible odds. It doesn't matter, nothing in this franchise matters. Mark my words, they won't even address it in the next movie. Maybe they'll make a joke or a quip about her surviving, but that will be about it. Because it doesn't matter.
It's capeshit that is self aware, it even has post credit scenes and everything. The characters are all super soldiers and possess skills that doesnt make sense. They even got aquaman giving his best Joker impression and chewing the scenery throughout the movie. it's fun to watch with friends and laugh at the silliness.
didn't she just fall off onto a runway? Like that's not technically fatal.
Nothing could keep her from coming back to open fire on Palestinian civilians
>vin diesel didnt want to come back to the series after the first 1 because his career was at his peak and he would rather do pitch black, they begged him to come back because he's pretty much the Robert Downey's jr of the series
>ja rule refused to come back to the series during 2F2F becaus this rap career was at its peak at the time, he permanently got replaced by ludicrous
>the rock was getting tired of the series and had beef with vin, he also put his eggs into the superhero basket but after black adam flopped, they let him back in last minute for a post credit scene
At this point, Tyrese might be the only guy happy to be there
>Tyrese might be the only guy happy to be there
I actually read right here that he needs that shit for alimony. I didn't check it, but if that's true, NO ONE'S HAPPY
he's a big time simp cuck
fast and furious is the only thing he has.
nobody gives a fuck about his music and his movie career, morbius lol. that mothafucka thought that scorsese quote was real.
Yeah, I meant he's happy to be there because of the alimony. Besides the fast series, it was just Morpheus and some straight to DVD movies. Jason Statham is aging well but he's at his Bruce Willis stage of his career where he doesnt care what it is as long as he gets a paycheck.
israeli execs have shilled a narrative that she's good looking and should be in more movies.
>shilled a narrative that she's good looking
You are a homosexual.
>israeli facial features
Yeah, nah. Get some standards.
But enough about Brie Larson.
Has Paul Walker showed up again somehow since they CGI'd him literally driving to heaven?
they used archival footage from fast five
because fast five has become a new pivotal moment in the franchise where momoa is the son of some retard they stole money from in fast five.
I find the contrast funny that they wanted to give him a tasteful send off but gave such a silly reason for his departure.
>"sorry Dom, cant do dangerous heist/stunts/warfare with you anymore. I'm a family man now. So goodbye"
It's weird because Dom became a father and he still does the same shit and they didnt want to write Mia out of the series because Brian is gone, so she pops in every now and then to remind to that it's cool if she gets killed as long as Brian is watching the kids.
Brian was "trying to get out of the game" since 4
They do still include a scene of Vin Diesel staring at photos of Paul Walker every movie though
they need to bring back leon
Give to me straight, bros. Is it ok? Haven’t seen it due to Captain Fungus being in the movie.
>Is it ok?
Tbqh no. I only watched so I could meme here and know what's everyone's talking about and even then I'm not sure it was worth it because I only watched yesterday. There's some amazing sci-fi things they could do with the story, but it's clear as water they just want to cash in.
She actually pretty tolerable and does a fine job, she not a focus character so the few scenes she's in doesnt add much. even some of the people that hate her and never shut up about how bad MCU, say that she gave a decent performance
Ok, I’ll watch for familia.
She had far more personality with her 3 minutes of screentime in the fast car series than 1 full movie + what appearances she made in endgame
>She had far more personality with her 3 minutes of screentime
Well, if that's what we're calling it
Don't know what you guys are talking about because she was cringe and unbelievable in all her scenes.
>how in the fuck is she alive?
she is gal gadot
they should bring back Johnny Tran as a cyborg for the finale and he can tell Toretto it's narcing time and narc all over the place
i wish he'd narc in my bussy UwU
omg i am so horny and literally leaking right now
How does a bussy leaks?
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to
gal is 4evar
they're scanning her face so she can be in more movies without having to be on set
"fast and furious" describes how i beat off when i see GAL GADOT on my screen.
the superpower of fanservice
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