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how in the fuck is she alive?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody dies in these movies
    jason statham brother
    gal gadot
    han
    michelle rodrigiuez
    john cena (he will 100% show up in next movie)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jason statham brother
      No, he's dead dead

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        take it you've never seen the newer movies.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF? WHEN DID HE RETURN?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            F8, the Shaw bros raid Cypher’s airplane to rescue Dom’s son.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            In fast 7, they confirmed that he survived but in a coma. In fast 8, he shows up for 10 seconds.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse's return from the grave would be hilarious

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        we can rebuild him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in Dom's family is immortal except for Jesse and this guy. Cena is coming back in the next movie and all of Dom's friends who were in the plane.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because these guys are nobodies.
        they brought back that tokyo drift but he looks so old now they didn't bothered with him in fast x

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because he already looked like he was in his 30s back when he played a high schooler in drift and they made him cameo that one time, he looked even older than the main cast.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            vin is retarded and literally just wanted han to be in more fast and furious movies
            and they just brought him back anyway.
            that retcon wasn't needed at all.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it was the director that also had a hard on for Han's actor that contributed to him coming back. Making the movies have a confusing timeline and then retconning a faked death just to bring him back. Never seen anything like it. It's almost charming how little of a damn they give

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Han was an original character from a Japanese movie they brought over because lol.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it confusing? 3 takes place after 6, otherwise the movies are in order.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1-2 is normal
                >4-6 is normal
                >3 and 7 happen at the same time
                >8-10 continues normal
                Perhaps "confuse" was the wrong word touse but convoluted. The story is still straight forward the continuity relating to Han can be jarring for someone new to the series

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tokyo Drift and Furious 7 happen at the same time.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guy was 22/23 when filming Tokyo Drift. Crazy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, that hilarious. How did they manage to find a dude who looked almost twice his age to play a high schooler when he's only a few years older than one irl? They managed to make the spiderman actors(barring tobey) pass for one despite being in their 30s and 20s. They gave zero fucks

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The guy was 22/23 when filming Tokyo Drift. Crazy

                Probably drugs, bro. Don't make fun of him. Not cool.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Leon?
        >he's long gone man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Dane cook

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Walker is literally dead IRL and keeps showing up in these movies

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hasn't since 7, just random one liners. In the latest one, Toretto mentioned him just once, that he's 'safe.'

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the blonde bitch die? The mother of Dom's inexplicably black son.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one ever really dies.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those that don't remember: https://youtu.be/ZAIuovYVqQw?t=44

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still pissed. She couldve easily survived that fall. The plane wasn't even in the air. Owen survived so Gisele could've easily survived too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did not know that she was going to survive that fall, she just had faith

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine, she missed the shot and accidentally killed han kek

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still pissed. She couldve easily survived that fall. The plane wasn't even in the air. Owen survived so Gisele could've easily survived too.

      she tucked and rolled

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need Johnny Tran back for the finale. Make it happen Vin.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tran is coming back in X-3 to be the main villain after mamoa.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elena's return when?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fast 11 flash-forwards years, Elena's little sister grows up and is now identical to her

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to
    >yo cops cops cops

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walker will return

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should bring back Brian as a talking car that is trying to kill la familia.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't live for that shit, but other shit, much more tame than that one.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ARE GONE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sukibros, Vin did us dirty

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell are Buddy and Elle Lue?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buddy was the race mechanic for dom's dad and the other girl was a plot device that they could throw away.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elle is the adopted daughter of Han Seoul-Oh and the key to activating Project Aries after her parents locked it with their DNA. As a result, she was targeted by Otto and Jakob Toretto, who sought to use Project Aries to destabilize the current world order. After the successful mission to shut down Project Aries, she joined Dominic Toretto's Crew.

          I distinctly remember seeing F9 at the kinoplex but I have no memory of the film itself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elle is the adopted daughter of Han Seoul-Oh and the key to activating Project Aries after her parents locked it with their DNA. As a result, she was targeted by Otto and Jakob Toretto, who sought to use Project Aries to destabilize the current world order. After the successful mission to shut down Project Aries, she joined Dominic Toretto's Crew.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they aren't. This is just who is being targeted

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, who cares? Someone else said it long before I have, "this franchise is basically capeshit now" and that's true. The main protagonists essential have super powers. They can do inhuman things, and survive impossible odds. It doesn't matter, nothing in this franchise matters. Mark my words, they won't even address it in the next movie. Maybe they'll make a joke or a quip about her surviving, but that will be about it. Because it doesn't matter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's capeshit that is self aware, it even has post credit scenes and everything. The characters are all super soldiers and possess skills that doesnt make sense. They even got aquaman giving his best Joker impression and chewing the scenery throughout the movie. it's fun to watch with friends and laugh at the silliness.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't she just fall off onto a runway? Like that's not technically fatal.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing could keep her from coming back to open fire on Palestinian civilians

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vin diesel didnt want to come back to the series after the first 1 because his career was at his peak and he would rather do pitch black, they begged him to come back because he's pretty much the Robert Downey's jr of the series

    >ja rule refused to come back to the series during 2F2F becaus this rap career was at its peak at the time, he permanently got replaced by ludicrous

    >the rock was getting tired of the series and had beef with vin, he also put his eggs into the superhero basket but after black adam flopped, they let him back in last minute for a post credit scene

    At this point, Tyrese might be the only guy happy to be there

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he hongry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyrese might be the only guy happy to be there
      I actually read right here that he needs that shit for alimony. I didn't check it, but if that's true, NO ONE'S HAPPY
      kek
      Maybe Statham?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a big time simp cuck

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          fast and furious is the only thing he has.
          nobody gives a fuck about his music and his movie career, morbius lol. that mothafucka thought that scorsese quote was real.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I meant he's happy to be there because of the alimony. Besides the fast series, it was just Morpheus and some straight to DVD movies. Jason Statham is aging well but he's at his Bruce Willis stage of his career where he doesnt care what it is as long as he gets a paycheck.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli execs have shilled a narrative that she's good looking and should be in more movies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shilled a narrative that she's good looking
      You are a homosexual.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no tits
        >no ass
        >israeli facial features
        Yeah, nah. Get some standards.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about Brie Larson.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Paul Walker showed up again somehow since they CGI'd him literally driving to heaven?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they used archival footage from fast five
      because fast five has become a new pivotal moment in the franchise where momoa is the son of some retard they stole money from in fast five.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find the contrast funny that they wanted to give him a tasteful send off but gave such a silly reason for his departure.
      >"sorry Dom, cant do dangerous heist/stunts/warfare with you anymore. I'm a family man now. So goodbye"
      It's weird because Dom became a father and he still does the same shit and they didnt want to write Mia out of the series because Brian is gone, so she pops in every now and then to remind to that it's cool if she gets killed as long as Brian is watching the kids.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brian was "trying to get out of the game" since 4

        They do still include a scene of Vin Diesel staring at photos of Paul Walker every movie though

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to bring back leon

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give to me straight, bros. Is it ok? Haven’t seen it due to Captain Fungus being in the movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it ok?
      Tbqh no. I only watched so I could meme here and know what's everyone's talking about and even then I'm not sure it was worth it because I only watched yesterday. There's some amazing sci-fi things they could do with the story, but it's clear as water they just want to cash in.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She actually pretty tolerable and does a fine job, she not a focus character so the few scenes she's in doesnt add much. even some of the people that hate her and never shut up about how bad MCU, say that she gave a decent performance

        Ok, I’ll watch for familia.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She had far more personality with her 3 minutes of screentime in the fast car series than 1 full movie + what appearances she made in endgame

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She had far more personality with her 3 minutes of screentime
            Well, if that's what we're calling it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actually pretty tolerable and does a fine job, she not a focus character so the few scenes she's in doesnt add much. even some of the people that hate her and never shut up about how bad MCU, say that she gave a decent performance

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She had far more personality with her 3 minutes of screentime in the fast car series than 1 full movie + what appearances she made in endgame

        Don't know what you guys are talking about because she was cringe and unbelievable in all her scenes.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how in the fuck is she alive?
    she's israeli

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is gal gadot

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should bring back Johnny Tran as a cyborg for the finale and he can tell Toretto it's narcing time and narc all over the place

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish he'd narc in my bussy UwU
      omg i am so horny and literally leaking right now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does a bussy leaks?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gal is 4evar
    they're scanning her face so she can be in more movies without having to be on set

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "fast and furious" describes how i beat off when i see GAL GADOT on my screen.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "fast and furious" describes how i beat off when i see GAL GADOT on my screen.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the superpower of fanservice

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