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I imagine this shit hit really hard during the heyday of atheism and banana-fricking. But now it just seems cringe. I think I liked one out of 5 videos I forced myself to watch.
Well I'll tell ya, I'd swim through a LAKE FULL OF WATER for these cakes, that's the only thing that would put out the RAGING FIRE IN MY BELLY for these cakes.
We don't cotton to strange chinamen with no sense of self, who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time...
I'm gonna put you in a world of hurt! Take that! Taste the pain! Take that! Taste the pain!
>Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutang and ride homie ride!
>We're up poop creak in a turd canoe with a Dookie paddle that's got feces smeared on the part where you put your hands
>The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer. You really just smashed your heart with that hammer. And that's why you became a dirty pig cop.
When he talked to himself in that one episode it was just non stop great lines >You sound like the ugliest son of a b***h I ever heard >You look so superficial that I bet you judge things based on their physical appearance
Does anyone know the way to the lake?
I'm just joshing you. That's just lake humor
lake? lake?
>Reddit: Redditgade Reddit
what's a good show that isn't reddit
I don't think I've seen The Shivering Truth accused of being reddit, yet
We don't polycotton to Redditards around these parts.
He, bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
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I really like how he says
>Walk away
I shall take up your squeegee
and squeege all you have left unsquoge
>My new nom de GLOOM shall be Barren Society.... WEINBERG
>Whoa, an escaped slave! You look like you've been down here for 187 years! I should call you 167, cuz it's 187 on a muhfrickin cop, nam' sayin?
>Let's play a board game. I'm bored. I win.
Time to take a float on the gloat boat on the lake of just desserts
When the blood oil Arab cowboys said "Jihad!" like "yeehaw".
That also makes me laugh any time I think about it.
>JIIIIIIIIHAAAAAD!!!!
I imagine this shit hit really hard during the heyday of atheism and banana-fricking. But now it just seems cringe. I think I liked one out of 5 videos I forced myself to watch.
2022 is no longer the heyday of atheism?
Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason. And tonight, everything seems so reasonable
>And my mom goes "That puppy is the cutest thing in the whooole world" and it's like, I'm standing right here ma... I'm standing right here...
I came here to type this.
>You are the ugliest son of a b***h I've ever heard.
>Genius, huh? You got a funny way of showing it.
>Why don't you stand up and say that to my face?
crippical...
>your brain is doing all the leg work 'round here
Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?
that whole exchange
You slumber... HamBURGERidon'twannatalkaboutnothinelse Ah..
Basically the entire episode he hangs out with the Mexican gang members
this show is so fricking full of quotables but its written in such a way i can never recall them from memory
fantastic episode
Let's see Chalaza's card
I thought we agreed on eggshell white
>this week instead of eating tacos, let's just talk... oh
>ooooooh
OOGA BOOGA TASTE THE PAIN!
that was from Cowboy Bebop (2022)
>They all come with a free banana
>except we shall over cum.
now that's subtle.
That's not a joke.
Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others.
I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.
Confound your circular logic!
Don't spend it all in one place
Kid, life is just death in drag.
Pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work!
Peace at last
Oooh. Nice *and* legal!
thats the spice
>I'd like to see this guy pray an abortion
>You're right! Rape is not an excuse! It's a reason... and tonight, everything seems so reasonable...
>DisgratzoNO! What the hell did you died to him? Who is those?
>YOU SOME KIND OF OOGA BOOGA CHINAMAN
I caught this wigger looking saucy at my mistress
>WIGaboos?
>Youve totally broken wind!!
the entire fricking show feels like a nonstep "best of" clip collection, it never lets up
>Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and ride, homie, ride!
Well I'll tell ya, I'd swim through a LAKE FULL OF WATER for these cakes, that's the only thing that would put out the RAGING FIRE IN MY BELLY for these cakes.
That's an ODD thing to say
I'll help you, I'm a feminist. I'll make sexism my b***h.
Unparalleled
I will be dividing my love into seven equal sections—or love quadrants
This all looks like good produc-tuh, nice place-tuh.
>That was the last of my cashamazoo! I can't even imagine how my family will suffer and starve.
>I can help you visualize that, too!
>they say when you die you shit your pants. but not me. when i die, i'm gonna shit my heart
quite beautiful when you think about it
I got some bad news and a snack for you
Are you guys messing with me? Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Watch. Turn your back. I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
Kino
VOW LOCKED IN
>do you believe in god?
Hold
Hold
I came for nuttn and I got nuttn, like, I never came.
>shoot, you're a naughty boy. I'd like to put you over my knee and spank you some
>As my old friend Plato said, the hunter, has become the hunter-ed, the chaser, has become the choste.
>The suffix has become the sufferer
>put that in your pipe and smoke it
>with your burned lips
space ghost quote
How would Xavier fare on his show?
DAMN YOU CLUMSO!!!
Whoopsadoodle!!
why are you huddled messes writhing in vagabondage?
This and the payoff later in the episode had me hurting laughing
Line delivery like Renns Reviews
>Let's set aside our difference, and pound this chump for bein' different
>PEOPLE, THERE'S A LADY BEING RAPED
>A MAN IS RAPING A LADY
>And this lady is named Mother Earth...
>Yummy candy wooo!
We don't cotton to strange chinamen with no sense of self, who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time...
I'm gonna put you in a world of hurt! Take that! Taste the pain! Take that! Taste the pain!
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Woooaah, look! That thing is weird man!
What are you talking about, that thing's been there for six months!
>Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutang and ride homie ride!
>We're up poop creak in a turd canoe with a Dookie paddle that's got feces smeared on the part where you put your hands
>The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer. You really just smashed your heart with that hammer. And that's why you became a dirty pig cop.
>I just want to yammer on about a dumb wise master and have silly flashbacks
>Well, go ahead. HAVE ONE.
>then i will spill the seed from my bone, and you will be the bone-E and i will be the Bone-ER
I was just watching clips of this wth. We are in a simulation fr
>WE MUST SACRIFICE SOMEONE TO KEKOLD AND PACIFY THIS MEXI-GLOBAL-WAR-MING
>Look at you. You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.
season 1 is great but then season 2 is really obnoxious and zany
Bullshit. Top 5 episodes in no particular order: S1E3; S1E10; S2E2; S2E6, S2E7.
2 from S1 and 3 from S2
>DO NOT WORRY, I WILL SMUGGLE YOU VIA THE UNDER BROWN MALEROAD ROBINSON CRU-HOE MO
>Schizo words, but a snake for a hand.
LOOK AT ME
I’M SPECIAL
I ATE SOMETHING FANCY
When he talked to himself in that one episode it was just non stop great lines
>You sound like the ugliest son of a b***h I ever heard
>You look so superficial that I bet you judge things based on their physical appearance
>BRING ME MY BRAMBLE BERRY BROTH
>And what do you call these wind monkeys, WIGABOOS?
>Wiggers
It’s all in Xavier’s pronunciation and the way he screams wigaboos
i turned myself into a pickle, morty! pickle xavierrrrr!
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