favourite Kevin Smith movie?

favourite Kevin Smith movie?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a movie with this homosexual in it but I've seen dozens of pictures from Facebook or Twitter or whatever of his homosexual face crying 3 inches from the camera. He can fuck off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He cries because Disney Marvel and Star Wars are so fucking beautiful, man!

      I really wish I was joking.

      https://i.imgur.com/zsRiWdd.jpg

      favourite Kevin Smith movie?

      Batman doesn't wear a face-mask over his mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his movies are honestly not even worth watching

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman wears a mask
    >Batman actually wears a cowl
    And according to Cinemaphile he's supposed to be one of the ''good'' comicbook writers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never heard that said. His reputation is making it so batman pissed himself in frank millers year one. And that he can't get a story finished. His comics aren't the worst but I've never seen real praise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cared who he was until he put on the cowl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He made Karen Page a pornstar in Daredevil to humiliate Matt Murdock so he can go fuck himself, “good comic writer”.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And according to Cinemaphile he's supposed to be one of the ''good'' comicbook writers
      no one on Cinemaphile says that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually not a cowl, nor is it even remotely similar. A cowl is closed, has sleeves, and has a hood.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mask-less passerby looks at him funny
    >kevin: "b-batman wears..."
    >passerby: "I'm sorry?"
    >kevin: "a m-mask... i said... batman wears a m-mask..."
    >passerby looks at him like an idiot and leaves
    >kevin types up a twatter post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly what happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like you were there and you brought us there with you
      Tgjmph

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tgjmph
        thank god israelites make people hate?
        that grandma's jerking my penis hard?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank grandma israelites make penis hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >bwomon wooh o mwoosk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >bwomon wooh o mwoosk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and then he cried

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >"Two masks is overkill."
      >Kevin scoffs
      >fuming for the rest of his hike, he thinks of things he should have said
      >"'Batman wears a mask', yeah, that's badass"
      >takes the selfie when he thinks of his shitty and long-delayed counter
      Kevin can write a story, that doesn't mean he can think on his feet. What's funny is this story is supposed to make him sound badass, but it fails to do so, which does add credibility to it actually happening in real time. However, I stand by it being altered (maybe even entirely fabricated and there was no "two masks" guy) and Kevin just wrongly thinking bringing up Batman is cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It probably went more like
      >be on hike
      >see some rando not wearing a mask
      >fume about it the rest the hike
      >go home and type up a twitter post about how you're a hero

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people love to say hike but youre just going for a fucking walk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what hiking is, yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based retard

        >Americans think walking on a public footpath is the same as hiking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >public footpath
          also known as a trail, and yes that is considered hiking

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like i said, you're fucking retarded. im also not american

            >Look, I'm hiking!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >being disingenuous
              does it look like kevin smith in strolling on a sidewalk in the city in the OP pic? i have NEVER heard anyone say they're going for a "hike" when they're walking around the city, you're making up strawmen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah so basically you proved you're retarded by posting this image. thanks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bros I just hiked to the wallmart soft drink aisle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >public footpath
            >also known as a trail
            No, it's not a trail. A public footpath is a pavement or whatever homosexual name you mutts have for it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a pavement
              ESL

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a pavement
              ESL

              i prefer the silversun pickups

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          like i said, you're fucking retarded. im also not american

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He’s right though. Walking on a fuckin footpath isn’t “hiking”.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hikes are literally just long and vigorous walks on trails and footpaths in places like forests, canyons etc. it's *literally* walking on footpaths
              what do you consider hiking if that's not correct?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Trekking through harsh terrain. Not on footpaths. That’s just a walk yank.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL trying to define English

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nice arbitrary definition you just completely made up, now you can't even be on a trail anymore. and im not an american lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, America is famous for its lack of campgrounds, hiking trails, mountains, and national parks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's bizarre how the rest of the world has had national parks for most of history and yet america refuses to acknowledge any of its land for national parks. I forget who even came up with national parks, was it germany?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > The United States has 63 national parks, which are congressionally designated protected areas operated by the National Park Service, an agency of the Department of the Interior.[1]
              Are you making stuff up or are you actually retarded?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's bizarre how the rest of the world has had national parks for most of history and yet america refuses to acknowledge any of its land for national parks. I forget who even came up with national parks, was it germany?

                Yes, America is famous for its lack of campgrounds, hiking trails, mountains, and national parks.

                How many layers of sarcasm/irony are we on here?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait I’m the retard sorry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He’s right though. Walking on a fuckin footpath isn’t “hiking”.

          [...]
          >Look, I'm hiking!

          Are you blind and retarded? You can clearly see he’s in the mountains in his picture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao no

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No you’re not blind and retarded or no he isn’t in the mountains?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mountains
                bro that's barely a hill

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anime girl pic
          >retarded

          Name a more iconic duo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Trump and NASCAR fans.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Trump and hourly workers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's clearly in the mountains in OP's post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >favourite Kevin Smith movie?
    Chasing Amy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant believe he fucked his daughter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what? explain, now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he had sex with his daughter. she's hot though i wouldn't even blame him for fucking that tight lil ass. he even made a whole movie showing off her tight young body doing yoga, full of ass shots and cleavage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stay away from children.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his daughter is ugly enough to be Bruce Willis's daughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean jays daughter, she looks more like him than she does smith

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's clearly into cucking/humiliation. Undoubtedly he's watched his wife get blacked but if he did anything with the daughter it would be voyeuristic as well

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been sad to see his decline. He was down to Earth and charismatic and seems to have slowly broken down into this mentally retarded old freak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what happened. Smith and Tarintino where suppose to be the saviors of Hollywood back in the 90s,

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how that interaction actually went down and what made him look like he was about to cry.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the halitosis

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finna gonna gone hike my neighborhood real talk
    brb

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Libtards are mentally ill

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can he enjoy brown taint area when he's double masked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so agonizingly obvious that these people are desperate for the comfort of religion. Look at these pathetic misguided rituals. They've turned Covid into their Satan, Fauci into their Christ, and vaccines into their Baptism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just another modern religion like black and gay people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, for most of human civilization we used to kill atheists, so not surprising people are very receptive to religion and anything like it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't pretend to be a chantard and "christian". it doesn't work and jesus didn't like hypocrisy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What did I say for you to think that I'm religious?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fucking christ

      Liberals lack anything in their life

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He stopped smoking weed, there's hope for him yet. God, can you imagine finally having a clear mind after 15 years and looking back at all the retarded shit you did when you were high

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looking back at all the retarded shit you did when you were high
      sounds like every monday for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now he can’t blame the herb.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look at his eyes, he just put in eye drops. He looks high, this is the herb talking.

        Stop blaming the herb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smoking for that long, he will never have a clear mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know anon, he seemed way less of a fag when he was smoking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I experience this every year, either this means I'm learning or I'm a sperglord.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >batman covers everything except his mouth
    >the man looks at me like I'm an idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone said it. Every time this twitter screencap is posted I dont see a single person mention this. Must have seen this OP image posted here 100 times now...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop talking shit. The cowl gets pointed out EVERY time

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Typical joe biden voter. Leftism is a mental illness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hows the two day special operation going Ivan?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.cell.com/heliyon/pdf/S2405-8440(23)01324-5.pdf

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman wears a mask
    He wears a cowl that specifically doesn't cover his mouth. Surely he could have come up with a different example.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >someone catches you acting like a retard
    >you argue with them
    >then you share the event with the world

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is that you know he made up the passerby when he thought up his gay joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with leftists and their little fables that definitely happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if virtue signalling was crack
        You are dealing with crackheads chasing their next hit, nothing more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe take a break from the internet for a day bud. Just one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with that analogy, wise guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if her daughter actually said "hashtag" in this fantasy of hers or if it was an oversight.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Myocarditis Cuck

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're hiking why would you bother wearing a mask? It's not as if you're in a tight, compact space with loads of people in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The mask is now a religious item for leftists. Sort of like the kippah for the israelites.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nigga no one wears a mask anymore and they haven't for probably a year and a half

        go outside more often

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nigga no one wears a mask anymore
          I'm wearing one right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Covid..?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So others can see how virtuous you are in trying to protect them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty funny the pro-mask retards are as clueless as to how masks work as the anti-mask retards

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's an interesting question though, do you guys conceive of Batman's mask as generally speaking covering his nostrils? Where does the mask end around the nose region? I've bever really though about it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks is young adult Gen X kino. Every other Kevin Smith that takes inspiration from Clerks feels Flanderized.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clerks was entirely carried by Jason Mewes. Without him the movie would never have made it out of the basement of the local NJ community college.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mallrats. Also dude almost died because he ate too much cheese, hes never going to be the same again.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like for someone to explain to me, in detail, the process of how one becomes a small-souled facsimile of a man like Kevin Smith, so that I may do all things opposite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get off the internet. Kevin was into forums from the beginning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I spent my entire adolescence on an old school internet forum of which most users were autistic and eventually became trannies (or am I being redundant). Yet I turned out to be normal, I am gainfully employed, own a home, contribute to society and have sex. So there must be something different about a... man, like Kevin.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s probably the having sex part. Especially if it’s with a wife or long term partner.
          Stuff like “look at me double masked outside” is all just signaling. You don’t need to do this when you’re not trying to show women on social media how not like the other guys you are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man I was just memeing at first but it really is a miracle that I turned out okay. I grew up with a very weak father figure, in a liberal cuck state, I didn't even have sex until I was 21. By all means I should've turned out like Wil Wheaton. What is this? God's divine prank?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You think very highly of yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not so much that, I actually have had self-esteem problems my whole life. The best way I can put it is that everyone in my generation, and subsequent, has been indoctrinated more or less from birth to believe in this exaggerated egalitarian civic religion - "You should never judge anyone, everyone's beliefs and opinions are valid, everyone is equal and deserves respect." When it's obvious to anyone with common sense that none of that is true. Acknowledging that there are people who you are truly superior to - your pedos, groomers, junkies, weak men, cowards, etc - is necessary to stay sane in a world that is terrified of value heirarchies. I'm not better than most, but I'm a hell of a lot better than many.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu autistic homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You think very highly of yourself.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Friendly reminder that you're posting on Cinemaphile.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You come across as pretty autistic and not very self aware, in that bragging about your life for like 3 posts on an Anonymous anime incel forum and talking about how awesome you turned out despite having the hardest odds maaan, comes across as very arrogant in a cringe way, but if all that is true you are doing better then the average 4troon who spends all day plotting bbc raids on discord

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kevin Smith has a wife who it's reasonable to presume he has sex with so that can't be the main reason for his leftist peacocking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let’s be honest here, we’re all friends. You ARE on Cinemaphile though so there are unresolved issues. Or you just really like being able to say nagger somewhere

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Friendly reminder that you're posting on Cinemaphile.

            I use Cinemaphile to distract myself from my overactive inner monolog. It's that or constant youtube videos in the background. I wish I knew a better way.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like you don't have a lot of friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man I was just memeing at first but it really is a miracle that I turned out okay. I grew up with a very weak father figure, in a liberal cuck state, I didn't even have sex until I was 21. By all means I should've turned out like Wil Wheaton. What is this? God's divine prank?

          It's not so much that, I actually have had self-esteem problems my whole life. The best way I can put it is that everyone in my generation, and subsequent, has been indoctrinated more or less from birth to believe in this exaggerated egalitarian civic religion - "You should never judge anyone, everyone's beliefs and opinions are valid, everyone is equal and deserves respect." When it's obvious to anyone with common sense that none of that is true. Acknowledging that there are people who you are truly superior to - your pedos, groomers, junkies, weak men, cowards, etc - is necessary to stay sane in a world that is terrified of value heirarchies. I'm not better than most, but I'm a hell of a lot better than many.

          [...]
          I use Cinemaphile to distract myself from my overactive inner monolog. It's that or constant youtube videos in the background. I wish I knew a better way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry here's a sòyjak if that's more your speed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm completely fine
          >t. Cinemaphile poster
          lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have some kids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ngl i would wedgie and swirly you irl you fag lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t get a women pregnant on the first date.
      Don’t be overweight, fat produces estrogen.
      Don’t smoke weed
      Don’t OD on manchild hobbys. He sort of drank his own koolaid on this one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the real turning point is when he went vegan and stopped smoking. He used to be just an over enthusiastic nerd manchild which was cringe, but way less cringe then whatever the fuck he is now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He appears to have a personality type that requires having something external to obsess about and then push on others.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith has never made a good film.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's Mallrats for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever happened to either of those guys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that 'jak at the end LMFAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Omg they called him out for simping for Disney because he wants to direct one and he literally throws himself under a bus saying he’s not good enough of a director. Is he fucking retarded?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the same pose as "nods respectfully towards you" but with a mask. Why are they all like this?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman doesn't wear two masks bitchass

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be 19 working on a cargoship
    >there’s this AB who left the company last month
    >he’s probably in his late thirties or early forties
    >over the summer he finds out I write screenplays as a hobby
    >he starts asking me if I’ve ever watched Kevin smith movies
    >tell him no but I watched that pawn stars comic store show he had and know most of his movies
    >he drops it
    >later he asks me if I like comics
    >I say yes
    >says “I think you’d really like Kevin smith movies then”
    >silently nod along
    >later again
    >tusk is playing on the tv in the galley
    >fellow deckhand says “man that movies crazy”
    >tell him “yeah Kevin smith was doing a fuck ton of weed when he came up with that”
    >AB says “I didn’t know this was a Kevin smith movie”
    >i say yeah it is and he came up with the idea while on weed
    >ab keeps insisting Kevin smith doesn’t smoke weed
    >eventually the ab gets demoted and then leaves in late summer

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stabs Tim Burton in the back.
    >Stabs Prince in the back
    >Stabs Bruce Willis in the back
    >Stabs fans of He-Man in the back
    >Cries. A lot.
    >Posts cringe shit on Twitter
    >Still wears his fat clothes and a backwards cap
    >His movies are shit, probably
    Am I missing anything?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks > Dogma > Mallrats > everything else

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get wearing a mask in crowded areas, but why the fuck would you ever do it while out in nature? If you meet someone you can just step to the side and let them pass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there isn't a reason to wear a mask. everything helps you immune system. flu? aids? retardinism? immune system. you WILL eat your buggers to increase your well-beeing. and even microparticles just leave a thin protective film over your lungs.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's easy to shit on kevin smith but me and my bros still quote clerks and jay & silent bob all the fucking time. weed plus age made him a huge pussy and lame but he gave me some comfy 90s/early 2000s kino.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t this from years ago?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Covid was a decade ago and long forgotten. No one wears masks in public still and the media never mentions Covid anymore. No one gets booster shots of the Vaxx. Nope not at all so completely not relevant to today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're vaxxed but you're not white.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok? And??

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to know some guys who were older than me who thought that Kevin Smith movies were solid platinum. There are some funny parts to them for sure, but I could never understand why they attained the cult status that held or still hold.

    Could be a generation gap/nostalgia scenario.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn’t around at the time but Quentin Tarrentino and Kevin Smith seemed to hit with the Gen X crowd back then they were that generation’s Truffaut. They wouldn’t shut the fuck up about them that they kept pushing it on us Millenials. Now today they both look like hacks but they’re still heads above whatever the fuck wokeshit they push now I guess?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anti-mask fags need to mind their own fucking business and I say that as someone who refused to get the vaxx. Every year I would go to a trade show with tons of Asians, whitey would get sick and they'd go home and post from the beach on instagram about how much fun they had while we were all miserable.

    Masks work. Haven't gotten sick in three years since starting to wear them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re vaxxed but you’re not white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh limited government
      >muh bodily autonomy
      LET ME GET IN YOUR FACE ABOUT YOUR DECISION TO WEAR PPE OUT IN PUBLIC DURING FLU SEASON WHILE WORKING IN A HOSPITAL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So keep wearing them. Problem comes in when you want to force everyone else to wear them too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. My wife has been harassed for wearing one as a doctor/surgeon in the walls of her practice numerous times.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If it's her practice she is able to tell the patient to fuck off and fire them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She did. Doesn't make the encounter any less annoying/potentially dangerous. Cuckservatives need to stop treating PPE like it's a partisan issue. I'll be spite voting for Biden in 2024 because you dumb cunts have been so obnoxious about it btw.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >potentially dangerous
              lmao
              >I'll be spite voting for Biden
              I love idiots like you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I love idiots like you
                blue wave 2024

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep voting for one half like it's a totally different "side" to pwn dem chuds, retard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer Zionism Classic as opposed to Diet Zionism under Obama.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer Zionism Classic as opposed to Diet Zionism under Obama.

                >Zionism [Clean]
                >Zionism [Explicit]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Trump lost

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? What does that have to do with dems and republicans being different heads of the same beast?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prolly not but ok.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You responded to something you imagined to be in that comment that wasn't actually there. Explains a lot about your thought process.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Problem comes when...
            >Actually no, we've been harassed just out and about minding our own business
            Again, blame cuckservatives for turning it into a partisan issue.

            He appears to have a personality type that requires having something external to obsess about and then push on others.

            >almost die
            >all your doctors tell you to go vegan to not die
            >does it and recovers
            >tells people about it and suggests others do the same minus the heart attack
            WOW WHAT A PREACHY homosexual AMIRITE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hi Kevin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I was Kevin. He gets his movies financed independently and is worth tons of money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doctor wife
          nice head canon

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does “t.” stand for?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the mouth is the one part of Batman's face he DOESN'T cover
    No wonder he looked at him like an idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mask-less passerby looks at him funny
      >kevin: "b-batman wears..."
      >passerby: "I'm sorry?"
      >kevin: "a m-mask... i said... batman wears a m-mask..."
      >passerby looks at him like an idiot and leaves
      >kevin types up a twatter post

      More like
      >bwomon wooh o mwoosk

      Wew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah mr kevin picked the worst possible example of a mask-wearer

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did this man make Clerks...?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Without Jay ad-libbing half the movie nobody would know about it. He made that movie. Not the fat smoothbrain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He made that movie.
        Some say the same of Harley Quin.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red State was surprisingly decent

  42. 1 month ago
    anonymous

    batman doesnt wear a mask

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. First one I saw, was young enough to latch on to the dumb humor extra hard. Still a comfy enough movie for me.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, I never wore a mask, or used hand sanitizer, and I didn't get a single shot, I sure showed the israelites there!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      come on dude the government acted like it was World War Z when the only people who were hospitalized were fucking fat obese fucks and it is the direct reason our money is on fire now

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today, I will remind them.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman wears a cowl. Not a fucking mask.
    The fucking daily weed and other shit scrambled his brain.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TAINT
    A
    I
    N
    T

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remember when he admitted to raping a little girl

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his eyes, he just put in eye drops. He looks high, this is the herb talking.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks. However now his problem is his passive aggressiveness is becoming more prominent. He's becoming an angry old dude, that's the sad part. Kevin, if you're reading this, it's not too late. Stop focusing on the haters.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    batman didn't wear his mask over his mouth

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Los Angeles anons, how hard of a hike is Runyon Canyon? If this fat guy can do it I think I should at least try. I'm in south L.A. and rarely ever leave my area. Can I find parking or should I just take the metro to the Hollywood stop and walk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/california/runyon-canyon-trail
      >2.7 miles
      >barely any elevation gain
      >overlooking the festering wound that is LA so it doesn't feel like you're in nature at all
      Shitty hike, but looks easy at least.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there any comics out there right now that aren't liberal brainwash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chloe has retroactively ruined this series for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      outside of japan, no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be Japanese.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only visible part of Batman is the one Kevin is covering up...

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude went for a walk and think he is ''""""hiking""""" lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s clearly on a hiking trail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a walking path

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, stop saying "im going to hike" when is just a walk

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              but hiking is a type of walking you goober. what does "walking path" have to do with your point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Walking path is for a walk, not hike

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what type of walking path are you talking about? a sidewalk or a trail up hills and canyons?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Both

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so what's hiking according to you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                walking through the mountain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you a dwarf?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it was a joke because you're going "through" the mountain haha
                anyways your definition of hiking is outside of the norm but that's fine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i just did this, this is considered piss easy tier hiking so easy a baby could do it

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual fuck is wrong with this dude? Why is he even famous?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      indie film maker, revered by gen x, original popular comic book autist who's desperately flailing to stay relevant after 'global nerd culture' has completely left him behind on the marvel capeshit train becoming more pathetic by the minute.

      clerks and mallrats are his best by far.
      i do have a special love for tusk because it is an absurd shitpost.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm no, actually Bane wears a mask and bane is an evil mexican wrestler.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about his shitty unsolicited movies?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >those sanpaku eyes

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the one where they say “apple sauce bitch!”

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did he manage to tell the passerby anything he looks like he can barely breathe let alone talk?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all know it went down as three black teens made fun of him in a parking lot for wearing two masks and he made this up to feel better.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman's mask is Bruce Wayne who walks around without covering his face. Dumbass Kevin.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman's mask covers the upper portion of his face leaving the lower half unprotected.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That one where zach hadel fucks his chest grafted pussy while he cries

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck happened to this guy jesus christ he's turned into such a massive unfunny twat

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck kevin jersey smith

    >watch walrus because depression won over logic
    >and for justin long
    >fucking retarded movie
    >credits
    >sound byte from gaycast where they said What if we made a movie about retarded walrus man cock drip story

    it should be harder to make movies

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman doesnt wear two though.
    God teen him and him in his 20s would be so dissapointed in how he handles himself and how fat he got at one point.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks, Dogma, and Mallrats were all movies I fondly enjoyed as a young teen. My friends and I would all watch them. My cousin and I really liked Jay & Silent Bob as characters too.

    Grew up, got better taste. Still kinda sad seeing how Smith completely embraced his homosexualry and become such a clown. His Q&As and stuff were kinda funny, for a 12-15 yr old.

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