I have never seen a movie with this homosexual in it but I've seen dozens of pictures from Facebook or Twitter or whatever of his homosexual face crying 3 inches from the camera. He can fuck off.
I've never heard that said. His reputation is making it so batman pissed himself in frank millers year one. And that he can't get a story finished. His comics aren't the worst but I've never seen real praise
>mask-less passerby looks at him funny >kevin: "b-batman wears..." >passerby: "I'm sorry?" >kevin: "a m-mask... i said... batman wears a m-mask..." >passerby looks at him like an idiot and leaves >kevin types up a twatter post
More like >"Two masks is overkill." >Kevin scoffs >fuming for the rest of his hike, he thinks of things he should have said >"'Batman wears a mask', yeah, that's badass" >takes the selfie when he thinks of his shitty and long-delayed counter
Kevin can write a story, that doesn't mean he can think on his feet. What's funny is this story is supposed to make him sound badass, but it fails to do so, which does add credibility to it actually happening in real time. However, I stand by it being altered (maybe even entirely fabricated and there was no "two masks" guy) and Kevin just wrongly thinking bringing up Batman is cool.
It probably went more like >be on hike >see some rando not wearing a mask >fume about it the rest the hike >go home and type up a twitter post about how you're a hero
>being disingenuous
does it look like kevin smith in strolling on a sidewalk in the city in the OP pic? i have NEVER heard anyone say they're going for a "hike" when they're walking around the city, you're making up strawmen
hikes are literally just long and vigorous walks on trails and footpaths in places like forests, canyons etc. it's *literally* walking on footpaths
what do you consider hiking if that's not correct?
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Anonymous
Trekking through harsh terrain. Not on footpaths. That’s just a walk yank.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>ESL trying to define English
1 month ago
Anonymous
nice arbitrary definition you just completely made up, now you can't even be on a trail anymore. and im not an american lmao
Yeah it's bizarre how the rest of the world has had national parks for most of history and yet america refuses to acknowledge any of its land for national parks. I forget who even came up with national parks, was it germany?
> The United States has 63 national parks, which are congressionally designated protected areas operated by the National Park Service, an agency of the Department of the Interior.[1]
Are you making stuff up or are you actually retarded?
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Anonymous
Yeah it's bizarre how the rest of the world has had national parks for most of history and yet america refuses to acknowledge any of its land for national parks. I forget who even came up with national parks, was it germany?
Yes, America is famous for its lack of campgrounds, hiking trails, mountains, and national parks.
he had sex with his daughter. she's hot though i wouldn't even blame him for fucking that tight lil ass. he even made a whole movie showing off her tight young body doing yoga, full of ass shots and cleavage.
Nah, he's clearly into cucking/humiliation. Undoubtedly he's watched his wife get blacked but if he did anything with the daughter it would be voyeuristic as well
It's so agonizingly obvious that these people are desperate for the comfort of religion. Look at these pathetic misguided rituals. They've turned Covid into their Satan, Fauci into their Christ, and vaccines into their Baptism.
He stopped smoking weed, there's hope for him yet. God, can you imagine finally having a clear mind after 15 years and looking back at all the retarded shit you did when you were high
Finally someone said it. Every time this twitter screencap is posted I dont see a single person mention this. Must have seen this OP image posted here 100 times now...
It's an interesting question though, do you guys conceive of Batman's mask as generally speaking covering his nostrils? Where does the mask end around the nose region? I've bever really though about it.
I'd like for someone to explain to me, in detail, the process of how one becomes a small-souled facsimile of a man like Kevin Smith, so that I may do all things opposite.
I spent my entire adolescence on an old school internet forum of which most users were autistic and eventually became trannies (or am I being redundant). Yet I turned out to be normal, I am gainfully employed, own a home, contribute to society and have sex. So there must be something different about a... man, like Kevin.
It’s probably the having sex part. Especially if it’s with a wife or long term partner.
Stuff like “look at me double masked outside” is all just signaling. You don’t need to do this when you’re not trying to show women on social media how not like the other guys you are.
Man I was just memeing at first but it really is a miracle that I turned out okay. I grew up with a very weak father figure, in a liberal cuck state, I didn't even have sex until I was 21. By all means I should've turned out like Wil Wheaton. What is this? God's divine prank?
It's not so much that, I actually have had self-esteem problems my whole life. The best way I can put it is that everyone in my generation, and subsequent, has been indoctrinated more or less from birth to believe in this exaggerated egalitarian civic religion - "You should never judge anyone, everyone's beliefs and opinions are valid, everyone is equal and deserves respect." When it's obvious to anyone with common sense that none of that is true. Acknowledging that there are people who you are truly superior to - your pedos, groomers, junkies, weak men, cowards, etc - is necessary to stay sane in a world that is terrified of value heirarchies. I'm not better than most, but I'm a hell of a lot better than many.
You come across as pretty autistic and not very self aware, in that bragging about your life for like 3 posts on an Anonymous anime incel forum and talking about how awesome you turned out despite having the hardest odds maaan, comes across as very arrogant in a cringe way, but if all that is true you are doing better then the average 4troon who spends all day plotting bbc raids on discord
Let’s be honest here, we’re all friends. You ARE on Cinemaphile though so there are unresolved issues. Or you just really like being able to say nagger somewhere
Friendly reminder that you're posting on Cinemaphile.
I use Cinemaphile to distract myself from my overactive inner monolog. It's that or constant youtube videos in the background. I wish I knew a better way.
Man I was just memeing at first but it really is a miracle that I turned out okay. I grew up with a very weak father figure, in a liberal cuck state, I didn't even have sex until I was 21. By all means I should've turned out like Wil Wheaton. What is this? God's divine prank?
It's not so much that, I actually have had self-esteem problems my whole life. The best way I can put it is that everyone in my generation, and subsequent, has been indoctrinated more or less from birth to believe in this exaggerated egalitarian civic religion - "You should never judge anyone, everyone's beliefs and opinions are valid, everyone is equal and deserves respect." When it's obvious to anyone with common sense that none of that is true. Acknowledging that there are people who you are truly superior to - your pedos, groomers, junkies, weak men, cowards, etc - is necessary to stay sane in a world that is terrified of value heirarchies. I'm not better than most, but I'm a hell of a lot better than many.
[...]
I use Cinemaphile to distract myself from my overactive inner monolog. It's that or constant youtube videos in the background. I wish I knew a better way.
Don’t get a women pregnant on the first date.
Don’t be overweight, fat produces estrogen.
Don’t smoke weed
Don’t OD on manchild hobbys. He sort of drank his own koolaid on this one.
I think the real turning point is when he went vegan and stopped smoking. He used to be just an over enthusiastic nerd manchild which was cringe, but way less cringe then whatever the fuck he is now.
Omg they called him out for simping for Disney because he wants to direct one and he literally throws himself under a bus saying he’s not good enough of a director. Is he fucking retarded?
>be me >be 19 working on a cargoship >there’s this AB who left the company last month >he’s probably in his late thirties or early forties >over the summer he finds out I write screenplays as a hobby >he starts asking me if I’ve ever watched Kevin smith movies >tell him no but I watched that pawn stars comic store show he had and know most of his movies >he drops it >later he asks me if I like comics >I say yes >says “I think you’d really like Kevin smith movies then” >silently nod along >later again >tusk is playing on the tv in the galley >fellow deckhand says “man that movies crazy” >tell him “yeah Kevin smith was doing a fuck ton of weed when he came up with that” >AB says “I didn’t know this was a Kevin smith movie” >i say yeah it is and he came up with the idea while on weed >ab keeps insisting Kevin smith doesn’t smoke weed >eventually the ab gets demoted and then leaves in late summer
>Stabs Tim Burton in the back. >Stabs Prince in the back >Stabs Bruce Willis in the back >Stabs fans of He-Man in the back >Cries. A lot. >Posts cringe shit on Twitter >Still wears his fat clothes and a backwards cap >His movies are shit, probably
Am I missing anything?
I get wearing a mask in crowded areas, but why the fuck would you ever do it while out in nature? If you meet someone you can just step to the side and let them pass.
there isn't a reason to wear a mask. everything helps you immune system. flu? aids? retardinism? immune system. you WILL eat your buggers to increase your well-beeing. and even microparticles just leave a thin protective film over your lungs.
it's easy to shit on kevin smith but me and my bros still quote clerks and jay & silent bob all the fucking time. weed plus age made him a huge pussy and lame but he gave me some comfy 90s/early 2000s kino.
Yes Covid was a decade ago and long forgotten. No one wears masks in public still and the media never mentions Covid anymore. No one gets booster shots of the Vaxx. Nope not at all so completely not relevant to today.
I used to know some guys who were older than me who thought that Kevin Smith movies were solid platinum. There are some funny parts to them for sure, but I could never understand why they attained the cult status that held or still hold.
I wasn’t around at the time but Quentin Tarrentino and Kevin Smith seemed to hit with the Gen X crowd back then they were that generation’s Truffaut. They wouldn’t shut the fuck up about them that they kept pushing it on us Millenials. Now today they both look like hacks but they’re still heads above whatever the fuck wokeshit they push now I guess?
anti-mask fags need to mind their own fucking business and I say that as someone who refused to get the vaxx. Every year I would go to a trade show with tons of Asians, whitey would get sick and they'd go home and post from the beach on instagram about how much fun they had while we were all miserable.
Masks work. Haven't gotten sick in three years since starting to wear them.
>muh limited government >muh bodily autonomy
LET ME GET IN YOUR FACE ABOUT YOUR DECISION TO WEAR PPE OUT IN PUBLIC DURING FLU SEASON WHILE WORKING IN A HOSPITAL
She did. Doesn't make the encounter any less annoying/potentially dangerous. Cuckservatives need to stop treating PPE like it's a partisan issue. I'll be spite voting for Biden in 2024 because you dumb cunts have been so obnoxious about it btw.
>Problem comes when... >Actually no, we've been harassed just out and about minding our own business
Again, blame cuckservatives for turning it into a partisan issue.
He appears to have a personality type that requires having something external to obsess about and then push on others.
>almost die >all your doctors tell you to go vegan to not die >does it and recovers >tells people about it and suggests others do the same minus the heart attack
WOW WHAT A PREACHY homosexual AMIRITE
>mask-less passerby looks at him funny >kevin: "b-batman wears..." >passerby: "I'm sorry?" >kevin: "a m-mask... i said... batman wears a m-mask..." >passerby looks at him like an idiot and leaves >kevin types up a twatter post
come on dude the government acted like it was World War Z when the only people who were hospitalized were fucking fat obese fucks and it is the direct reason our money is on fire now
Clerks. However now his problem is his passive aggressiveness is becoming more prominent. He's becoming an angry old dude, that's the sad part. Kevin, if you're reading this, it's not too late. Stop focusing on the haters.
Los Angeles anons, how hard of a hike is Runyon Canyon? If this fat guy can do it I think I should at least try. I'm in south L.A. and rarely ever leave my area. Can I find parking or should I just take the metro to the Hollywood stop and walk?
https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/california/runyon-canyon-trail >2.7 miles >barely any elevation gain >overlooking the festering wound that is LA so it doesn't feel like you're in nature at all
Shitty hike, but looks easy at least.
indie film maker, revered by gen x, original popular comic book autist who's desperately flailing to stay relevant after 'global nerd culture' has completely left him behind on the marvel capeshit train becoming more pathetic by the minute.
clerks and mallrats are his best by far.
i do have a special love for tusk because it is an absurd shitpost.
>watch walrus because depression won over logic >and for justin long >fucking retarded movie >credits >sound byte from gaycast where they said What if we made a movie about retarded walrus man cock drip story
Clerks, Dogma, and Mallrats were all movies I fondly enjoyed as a young teen. My friends and I would all watch them. My cousin and I really liked Jay & Silent Bob as characters too.
Grew up, got better taste. Still kinda sad seeing how Smith completely embraced his homosexualry and become such a clown. His Q&As and stuff were kinda funny, for a 12-15 yr old.
I have never seen a movie with this homosexual in it but I've seen dozens of pictures from Facebook or Twitter or whatever of his homosexual face crying 3 inches from the camera. He can fuck off.
He cries because Disney Marvel and Star Wars are so fucking beautiful, man!
I really wish I was joking.
Batman doesn't wear a face-mask over his mouth
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
his movies are honestly not even worth watching
>Batman wears a mask
>Batman actually wears a cowl
And according to Cinemaphile he's supposed to be one of the ''good'' comicbook writers
I've never heard that said. His reputation is making it so batman pissed himself in frank millers year one. And that he can't get a story finished. His comics aren't the worst but I've never seen real praise
nobody cared who he was until he put on the cowl
He made Karen Page a pornstar in Daredevil to humiliate Matt Murdock so he can go fuck himself, “good comic writer”.
>And according to Cinemaphile he's supposed to be one of the ''good'' comicbook writers
no one on Cinemaphile says that
It's actually not a cowl, nor is it even remotely similar. A cowl is closed, has sleeves, and has a hood.
>mask-less passerby looks at him funny
>kevin: "b-batman wears..."
>passerby: "I'm sorry?"
>kevin: "a m-mask... i said... batman wears a m-mask..."
>passerby looks at him like an idiot and leaves
>kevin types up a twatter post
exactly what happened
It's like you were there and you brought us there with you
Tgjmph
>Tgjmph
thank god israelites make people hate?
that grandma's jerking my penis hard?
Thank grandma israelites make penis hard.
More like
>bwomon wooh o mwoosk
>and then he cried
More like
>"Two masks is overkill."
>Kevin scoffs
>fuming for the rest of his hike, he thinks of things he should have said
>"'Batman wears a mask', yeah, that's badass"
>takes the selfie when he thinks of his shitty and long-delayed counter
Kevin can write a story, that doesn't mean he can think on his feet. What's funny is this story is supposed to make him sound badass, but it fails to do so, which does add credibility to it actually happening in real time. However, I stand by it being altered (maybe even entirely fabricated and there was no "two masks" guy) and Kevin just wrongly thinking bringing up Batman is cool.
It probably went more like
>be on hike
>see some rando not wearing a mask
>fume about it the rest the hike
>go home and type up a twitter post about how you're a hero
people love to say hike but youre just going for a fucking walk
That's what hiking is, yes.
>Americans think walking on a public footpath is the same as hiking
>public footpath
also known as a trail, and yes that is considered hiking
>Look, I'm hiking!
>being disingenuous
does it look like kevin smith in strolling on a sidewalk in the city in the OP pic? i have NEVER heard anyone say they're going for a "hike" when they're walking around the city, you're making up strawmen
yeah so basically you proved you're retarded by posting this image. thanks
Bros I just hiked to the wallmart soft drink aisle.
>public footpath
>also known as a trail
No, it's not a trail. A public footpath is a pavement or whatever homosexual name you mutts have for it.
>a pavement
ESL
i prefer the silversun pickups
like i said, you're fucking retarded. im also not american
He’s right though. Walking on a fuckin footpath isn’t “hiking”.
hikes are literally just long and vigorous walks on trails and footpaths in places like forests, canyons etc. it's *literally* walking on footpaths
what do you consider hiking if that's not correct?
Trekking through harsh terrain. Not on footpaths. That’s just a walk yank.
>ESL trying to define English
nice arbitrary definition you just completely made up, now you can't even be on a trail anymore. and im not an american lmao
Yes, America is famous for its lack of campgrounds, hiking trails, mountains, and national parks.
Yeah it's bizarre how the rest of the world has had national parks for most of history and yet america refuses to acknowledge any of its land for national parks. I forget who even came up with national parks, was it germany?
> The United States has 63 national parks, which are congressionally designated protected areas operated by the National Park Service, an agency of the Department of the Interior.[1]
Are you making stuff up or are you actually retarded?
How many layers of sarcasm/irony are we on here?
Wait I’m the retard sorry
Are you blind and retarded? You can clearly see he’s in the mountains in his picture
lmao no
No you’re not blind and retarded or no he isn’t in the mountains?
>mountains
bro that's barely a hill
>anime girl pic
>retarded
Name a more iconic duo
Trump and NASCAR fans.
Trump and hourly workers.
based retard
He's clearly in the mountains in OP's post.
>THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN
>favourite Kevin Smith movie?
Chasing Amy.
Cant believe he fucked his daughter
what? explain, now.
he had sex with his daughter. she's hot though i wouldn't even blame him for fucking that tight lil ass. he even made a whole movie showing off her tight young body doing yoga, full of ass shots and cleavage.
Stay away from children.
his daughter is ugly enough to be Bruce Willis's daughter.
You mean jays daughter, she looks more like him than she does smith
Nah, he's clearly into cucking/humiliation. Undoubtedly he's watched his wife get blacked but if he did anything with the daughter it would be voyeuristic as well
It's been sad to see his decline. He was down to Earth and charismatic and seems to have slowly broken down into this mentally retarded old freak
I wonder what happened. Smith and Tarintino where suppose to be the saviors of Hollywood back in the 90s,
I wonder how that interaction actually went down and what made him look like he was about to cry.
Imagine the halitosis
finna gonna gone hike my neighborhood real talk
brb
Libtards are mentally ill
How can he enjoy brown taint area when he's double masked?
It's so agonizingly obvious that these people are desperate for the comfort of religion. Look at these pathetic misguided rituals. They've turned Covid into their Satan, Fauci into their Christ, and vaccines into their Baptism.
It's just another modern religion like black and gay people
Well, for most of human civilization we used to kill atheists, so not surprising people are very receptive to religion and anything like it.
don't pretend to be a chantard and "christian". it doesn't work and jesus didn't like hypocrisy.
What did I say for you to think that I'm religious?
jesus fucking christ
Liberals lack anything in their life
He stopped smoking weed, there's hope for him yet. God, can you imagine finally having a clear mind after 15 years and looking back at all the retarded shit you did when you were high
>looking back at all the retarded shit you did when you were high
sounds like every monday for me.
Now he can’t blame the herb.
Stop blaming the herb.
Smoking for that long, he will never have a clear mind.
I dont know anon, he seemed way less of a fag when he was smoking.
I experience this every year, either this means I'm learning or I'm a sperglord.
>batman covers everything except his mouth
>the man looks at me like I'm an idiot
Finally someone said it. Every time this twitter screencap is posted I dont see a single person mention this. Must have seen this OP image posted here 100 times now...
Stop talking shit. The cowl gets pointed out EVERY time
Typical joe biden voter. Leftism is a mental illness.
Hows the two day special operation going Ivan?
https://www.cell.com/heliyon/pdf/S2405-8440(23)01324-5.pdf
>Batman wears a mask
He wears a cowl that specifically doesn't cover his mouth. Surely he could have come up with a different example.
>someone catches you acting like a retard
>you argue with them
>then you share the event with the world
The best part is that you know he made up the passerby when he thought up his gay joke
What is it with leftists and their little fables that definitely happened?
Imagine if virtue signalling was crack
You are dealing with crackheads chasing their next hit, nothing more
Maybe take a break from the internet for a day bud. Just one
What's wrong with that analogy, wise guy
I wonder if her daughter actually said "hashtag" in this fantasy of hers or if it was an oversight.
Myocarditis Cuck
If you're hiking why would you bother wearing a mask? It's not as if you're in a tight, compact space with loads of people in it.
The mask is now a religious item for leftists. Sort of like the kippah for the israelites.
nigga no one wears a mask anymore and they haven't for probably a year and a half
go outside more often
>nigga no one wears a mask anymore
I'm wearing one right now
Covid..?
So others can see how virtuous you are in trying to protect them.
its pretty funny the pro-mask retards are as clueless as to how masks work as the anti-mask retards
It's an interesting question though, do you guys conceive of Batman's mask as generally speaking covering his nostrils? Where does the mask end around the nose region? I've bever really though about it.
Clerks is young adult Gen X kino. Every other Kevin Smith that takes inspiration from Clerks feels Flanderized.
Clerks was entirely carried by Jason Mewes. Without him the movie would never have made it out of the basement of the local NJ community college.
Mallrats. Also dude almost died because he ate too much cheese, hes never going to be the same again.
I'd like for someone to explain to me, in detail, the process of how one becomes a small-souled facsimile of a man like Kevin Smith, so that I may do all things opposite.
Get off the internet. Kevin was into forums from the beginning.
I spent my entire adolescence on an old school internet forum of which most users were autistic and eventually became trannies (or am I being redundant). Yet I turned out to be normal, I am gainfully employed, own a home, contribute to society and have sex. So there must be something different about a... man, like Kevin.
It’s probably the having sex part. Especially if it’s with a wife or long term partner.
Stuff like “look at me double masked outside” is all just signaling. You don’t need to do this when you’re not trying to show women on social media how not like the other guys you are.
Man I was just memeing at first but it really is a miracle that I turned out okay. I grew up with a very weak father figure, in a liberal cuck state, I didn't even have sex until I was 21. By all means I should've turned out like Wil Wheaton. What is this? God's divine prank?
You think very highly of yourself.
It's not so much that, I actually have had self-esteem problems my whole life. The best way I can put it is that everyone in my generation, and subsequent, has been indoctrinated more or less from birth to believe in this exaggerated egalitarian civic religion - "You should never judge anyone, everyone's beliefs and opinions are valid, everyone is equal and deserves respect." When it's obvious to anyone with common sense that none of that is true. Acknowledging that there are people who you are truly superior to - your pedos, groomers, junkies, weak men, cowards, etc - is necessary to stay sane in a world that is terrified of value heirarchies. I'm not better than most, but I'm a hell of a lot better than many.
Stfu autistic homosexual
You think very highly of yourself.
Friendly reminder that you're posting on Cinemaphile.
You come across as pretty autistic and not very self aware, in that bragging about your life for like 3 posts on an Anonymous anime incel forum and talking about how awesome you turned out despite having the hardest odds maaan, comes across as very arrogant in a cringe way, but if all that is true you are doing better then the average 4troon who spends all day plotting bbc raids on discord
Kevin Smith has a wife who it's reasonable to presume he has sex with so that can't be the main reason for his leftist peacocking.
Let’s be honest here, we’re all friends. You ARE on Cinemaphile though so there are unresolved issues. Or you just really like being able to say nagger somewhere
I use Cinemaphile to distract myself from my overactive inner monolog. It's that or constant youtube videos in the background. I wish I knew a better way.
Sounds like you don't have a lot of friends.
Sorry here's a sòyjak if that's more your speed
>I'm completely fine
>t. Cinemaphile poster
lol
Have some kids
ngl i would wedgie and swirly you irl you fag lol
Don’t get a women pregnant on the first date.
Don’t be overweight, fat produces estrogen.
Don’t smoke weed
Don’t OD on manchild hobbys. He sort of drank his own koolaid on this one.
I think the real turning point is when he went vegan and stopped smoking. He used to be just an over enthusiastic nerd manchild which was cringe, but way less cringe then whatever the fuck he is now.
He appears to have a personality type that requires having something external to obsess about and then push on others.
Kevin Smith has never made a good film.
It's Mallrats for me
Seconded
Whatever happened to either of those guys?
that 'jak at the end LMFAO
Omg they called him out for simping for Disney because he wants to direct one and he literally throws himself under a bus saying he’s not good enough of a director. Is he fucking retarded?
Literally the same pose as "nods respectfully towards you" but with a mask. Why are they all like this?
Batman doesn't wear two masks bitchass
>be me
>be 19 working on a cargoship
>there’s this AB who left the company last month
>he’s probably in his late thirties or early forties
>over the summer he finds out I write screenplays as a hobby
>he starts asking me if I’ve ever watched Kevin smith movies
>tell him no but I watched that pawn stars comic store show he had and know most of his movies
>he drops it
>later he asks me if I like comics
>I say yes
>says “I think you’d really like Kevin smith movies then”
>silently nod along
>later again
>tusk is playing on the tv in the galley
>fellow deckhand says “man that movies crazy”
>tell him “yeah Kevin smith was doing a fuck ton of weed when he came up with that”
>AB says “I didn’t know this was a Kevin smith movie”
>i say yeah it is and he came up with the idea while on weed
>ab keeps insisting Kevin smith doesn’t smoke weed
>eventually the ab gets demoted and then leaves in late summer
>Stabs Tim Burton in the back.
>Stabs Prince in the back
>Stabs Bruce Willis in the back
>Stabs fans of He-Man in the back
>Cries. A lot.
>Posts cringe shit on Twitter
>Still wears his fat clothes and a backwards cap
>His movies are shit, probably
Am I missing anything?
Clerks > Dogma > Mallrats > everything else
I get wearing a mask in crowded areas, but why the fuck would you ever do it while out in nature? If you meet someone you can just step to the side and let them pass.
there isn't a reason to wear a mask. everything helps you immune system. flu? aids? retardinism? immune system. you WILL eat your buggers to increase your well-beeing. and even microparticles just leave a thin protective film over your lungs.
it's easy to shit on kevin smith but me and my bros still quote clerks and jay & silent bob all the fucking time. weed plus age made him a huge pussy and lame but he gave me some comfy 90s/early 2000s kino.
Wasn’t this from years ago?
Yes Covid was a decade ago and long forgotten. No one wears masks in public still and the media never mentions Covid anymore. No one gets booster shots of the Vaxx. Nope not at all so completely not relevant to today.
You're vaxxed but you're not white.
Ok? And??
I used to know some guys who were older than me who thought that Kevin Smith movies were solid platinum. There are some funny parts to them for sure, but I could never understand why they attained the cult status that held or still hold.
Could be a generation gap/nostalgia scenario.
I wasn’t around at the time but Quentin Tarrentino and Kevin Smith seemed to hit with the Gen X crowd back then they were that generation’s Truffaut. They wouldn’t shut the fuck up about them that they kept pushing it on us Millenials. Now today they both look like hacks but they’re still heads above whatever the fuck wokeshit they push now I guess?
anti-mask fags need to mind their own fucking business and I say that as someone who refused to get the vaxx. Every year I would go to a trade show with tons of Asians, whitey would get sick and they'd go home and post from the beach on instagram about how much fun they had while we were all miserable.
Masks work. Haven't gotten sick in three years since starting to wear them.
You’re vaxxed but you’re not white.
>muh limited government
>muh bodily autonomy
LET ME GET IN YOUR FACE ABOUT YOUR DECISION TO WEAR PPE OUT IN PUBLIC DURING FLU SEASON WHILE WORKING IN A HOSPITAL
So keep wearing them. Problem comes in when you want to force everyone else to wear them too.
Bullshit. My wife has been harassed for wearing one as a doctor/surgeon in the walls of her practice numerous times.
If it's her practice she is able to tell the patient to fuck off and fire them
She did. Doesn't make the encounter any less annoying/potentially dangerous. Cuckservatives need to stop treating PPE like it's a partisan issue. I'll be spite voting for Biden in 2024 because you dumb cunts have been so obnoxious about it btw.
>potentially dangerous
lmao
>I'll be spite voting for Biden
I love idiots like you
>I love idiots like you
blue wave 2024
Keep voting for one half like it's a totally different "side" to pwn dem chuds, retard.
I prefer Zionism Classic as opposed to Diet Zionism under Obama.
>Zionism [Clean]
>Zionism [Explicit]
Trump lost
And? What does that have to do with dems and republicans being different heads of the same beast?
Prolly not but ok.
You responded to something you imagined to be in that comment that wasn't actually there. Explains a lot about your thought process.
>Problem comes when...
>Actually no, we've been harassed just out and about minding our own business
Again, blame cuckservatives for turning it into a partisan issue.
>almost die
>all your doctors tell you to go vegan to not die
>does it and recovers
>tells people about it and suggests others do the same minus the heart attack
WOW WHAT A PREACHY homosexual AMIRITE
Hi Kevin
I wish I was Kevin. He gets his movies financed independently and is worth tons of money.
>doctor wife
nice head canon
What does “t.” stand for?
>the mouth is the one part of Batman's face he DOESN'T cover
No wonder he looked at him like an idiot
Wew
Yeah mr kevin picked the worst possible example of a mask-wearer
How did this man make Clerks...?
Without Jay ad-libbing half the movie nobody would know about it. He made that movie. Not the fat smoothbrain.
>He made that movie.
Some say the same of Harley Quin.
Red State was surprisingly decent
batman doesnt wear a mask
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. First one I saw, was young enough to latch on to the dumb humor extra hard. Still a comfy enough movie for me.
>Yeah, I never wore a mask, or used hand sanitizer, and I didn't get a single shot, I sure showed the israelites there!
come on dude the government acted like it was World War Z when the only people who were hospitalized were fucking fat obese fucks and it is the direct reason our money is on fire now
Today, I will remind them.
Batman wears a cowl. Not a fucking mask.
The fucking daily weed and other shit scrambled his brain.
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remember when he admitted to raping a little girl
Look at his eyes, he just put in eye drops. He looks high, this is the herb talking.
Clerks. However now his problem is his passive aggressiveness is becoming more prominent. He's becoming an angry old dude, that's the sad part. Kevin, if you're reading this, it's not too late. Stop focusing on the haters.
batman didn't wear his mask over his mouth
Los Angeles anons, how hard of a hike is Runyon Canyon? If this fat guy can do it I think I should at least try. I'm in south L.A. and rarely ever leave my area. Can I find parking or should I just take the metro to the Hollywood stop and walk?
https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/california/runyon-canyon-trail
>2.7 miles
>barely any elevation gain
>overlooking the festering wound that is LA so it doesn't feel like you're in nature at all
Shitty hike, but looks easy at least.
are there any comics out there right now that aren't liberal brainwash
Chloe has retroactively ruined this series for me
outside of japan, no
You will never be Japanese.
The only visible part of Batman is the one Kevin is covering up...
Dude went for a walk and think he is ''""""hiking""""" lmao
He’s clearly on a hiking trail
That's just a walking path
yes?
yes, stop saying "im going to hike" when is just a walk
but hiking is a type of walking you goober. what does "walking path" have to do with your point?
Walking path is for a walk, not hike
what type of walking path are you talking about? a sidewalk or a trail up hills and canyons?
Both
so what's hiking according to you?
walking through the mountain
are you a dwarf?
no
it was a joke because you're going "through" the mountain haha
anyways your definition of hiking is outside of the norm but that's fine
i just did this, this is considered piss easy tier hiking so easy a baby could do it
What the actual fuck is wrong with this dude? Why is he even famous?
indie film maker, revered by gen x, original popular comic book autist who's desperately flailing to stay relevant after 'global nerd culture' has completely left him behind on the marvel capeshit train becoming more pathetic by the minute.
clerks and mallrats are his best by far.
i do have a special love for tusk because it is an absurd shitpost.
Ummm no, actually Bane wears a mask and bane is an evil mexican wrestler.
What about his shitty unsolicited movies?
>those sanpaku eyes
Whatever the one where they say “apple sauce bitch!”
How did he manage to tell the passerby anything he looks like he can barely breathe let alone talk?
We all know it went down as three black teens made fun of him in a parking lot for wearing two masks and he made this up to feel better.
Batman's mask is Bruce Wayne who walks around without covering his face. Dumbass Kevin.
Batman's mask covers the upper portion of his face leaving the lower half unprotected.
That one where zach hadel fucks his chest grafted pussy while he cries
what the fuck happened to this guy jesus christ he's turned into such a massive unfunny twat
Fuck kevin jersey smith
>watch walrus because depression won over logic
>and for justin long
>fucking retarded movie
>credits
>sound byte from gaycast where they said What if we made a movie about retarded walrus man cock drip story
it should be harder to make movies
Batman doesnt wear two though.
God teen him and him in his 20s would be so dissapointed in how he handles himself and how fat he got at one point.
Clerks, Dogma, and Mallrats were all movies I fondly enjoyed as a young teen. My friends and I would all watch them. My cousin and I really liked Jay & Silent Bob as characters too.
Grew up, got better taste. Still kinda sad seeing how Smith completely embraced his homosexualry and become such a clown. His Q&As and stuff were kinda funny, for a 12-15 yr old.