Fellowship of the Ring

What a great film.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now on Blu-ray Disc™!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8/10
    Two towers is a 9/10
    Return is 7.5/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fellowship 10/10
      Two Towers 9/10
      Return of the King 8/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone gets it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the orange and teal. Green was the predominant color of this film originally.

        Correct.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Green was the predominant color of this film originally
          No it wasn't. LOTR was the first film to be digitally color corrected and they went full ham with it. It's the grandfather of orange teal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I saw it in the theater and have the original DVD. You are ..wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We all did. You are... moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you say so macaroni head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not an argument
                concession accepted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish this weren't true, but it is. Add +1 for Extended Editions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Deduct 1 point for RotK’s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fellowship 11/10
          Very true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True and based, all the quips and capeshit in the later movies ruin them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I especially agree with TT over ROTK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who doesn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fellowship 10/10
      Two Towers 9/10
      Return of the King 8/10

      FotR is 9/10
      TT is 8/10
      Rotk is 4.5/10
      >download le_ghost_army.bat hacks
      >I am no man
      >invisible gollum fight
      And finally, remember when Faramir died tragically alongside dozens of other brave young knights because of his father’s vile contempt and hubris?
      And then Faramir got a ‘Get out of Death Free’ card at the end, retroactively ruining the most emotionally impactful scene in RotK.
      And all those other equally brave knights who died charging with him? …eh, who gives a FRICK about them, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll have to blame Tolkien for Faramir, but you seem to have ignored that Faramir surviving the attack on Osgiliath leads to a better scene later where Denethor tries to commit suicide with him, which wouldn't mean much if he was just a body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fellowship 10/10
      Two Towers 9/10
      Return of the King 8/10

      [...]
      FotR is 9/10
      TT is 8/10
      Rotk is 4.5/10
      >download le_ghost_army.bat hacks
      >I am no man
      >invisible gollum fight
      And finally, remember when Faramir died tragically alongside dozens of other brave young knights because of his father’s vile contempt and hubris?
      And then Faramir got a ‘Get out of Death Free’ card at the end, retroactively ruining the most emotionally impactful scene in RotK.
      And all those other equally brave knights who died charging with him? …eh, who gives a FRICK about them, right?

      [...]
      FotR is 9/10
      TT is 8/10
      Rotk is 4.5/10
      >download le_ghost_army.bat hacks
      >I am no man
      >invisible gollum fight
      And finally, remember when Faramir died tragically alongside dozens of other brave young knights because of his father’s vile contempt and hubris?
      And then Faramir got a ‘Get out of Death Free’ card at the end, retroactively ruining the most emotionally impactful scene in RotK.
      And all those other equally brave knights who died charging with him? …eh, who gives a FRICK about them, right?

      are you trolling guys?
      FotR is 9/10
      TT is 8/10
      RotK is 10/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RotK
        >10

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOOL OF A TUK!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think about Aragorn's tax policies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no Black folk in Middle Earth, so crime rate is low, so you don't need to spend a lot on law enforcement, so taxes are not too high.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bulk goes to the defense department. Given that they just beat Sauron, taxes should be non-existent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my king Aragorn total loot acquired from mordor is 50tons of gold
      >good, carve my likeness on the white mountains overlooking minas tirith

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was Gandalf's magic system?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extended edition
    RUINED IMAGE KYS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        extended cuts are cancer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can see which two shots are from the EE because they're the ugliest

          meds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            top left and top right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              meds

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can see which two shots are from the EE because they're the ugliest

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of this AI generated content

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come on, the remaster isn't THAT bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron moment?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no physical proof the LOTR movies exist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The '50s version has been around for over half a century.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The 50s had epics like Ben Hur, it didn't need Lord of the Rings.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am no man

    Did this actually happen or have my brain been damaged by all the woke crap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the original theaer cut, it was actually Dernhelm riding with Merry. This was deemed to subversive at the time, with the country reeling from 9/11

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happens in the book if that's what you're asking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would David Bowie have been a good Elrond?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure why not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better than my idea

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, especially the twist that Sauron and Sauronman were working together

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 4k remaster of these movies looks so fricking bad. Hackson DNR'd the movies to hell and changed the color timing to make them look more in line with the ugly ass Hobbit movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already told you it's not so, no need to samegay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was my first post ITT schizo and yes, the remasters do in fact look ugly as frick. All the grit and grain has been completely removed which makes the CG stand out like a sore thumb. Also the extended editions suck dick and both Two Towers and Return of the King have aged like shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aged
          people always dumped on those movies

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alfrid Lickspittle won.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FLY YOU FOOLS

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    orc lives matter?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love how best part about whole trilogy is the introduction to the main cast and since that point ends the film, rather, films, degrade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone knows the best part of the film or rather films is the third act of FOTR. The first act is almost equally good but it's not like the rest have a huge dropoff either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the best selling book of all times degrades by that point.
      ESL moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HNNNYYOOOO DO NOTY YOU DARE HAVE AN OPINION VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        jesus christ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY moronic OPINION
          ESL moron.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND MY AXE

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they going to remake it with better ethnic representation?

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