Felon 2008

Did anyone else find this scene extremely fricking cringe and unrealistic? Kinda ruined the movie for me

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I don't watch homo-eroticism, mother says it's bad for the heart.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So it makes your heart race in excitement lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay you got me. I'm actually into men. I have a crush on a cute boy at my work right now. How do I cope and handle ny feelings. I get so lonely when he isn't around.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Rape him/fondle him, either he'll be into it, or he'll be too shy and ashamed that it happened to tell anyone (which leaves you free to do it again)
          You'll either have a boyfriend or a shy little twink you bully into wearing girly clothes and sucking your dick

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like hairy men and BBC sex

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is a Shotcaller board

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you calling the shots or sooting the calls anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick what will my shot caller name be? I still have to watch this movie...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT FELLOW SHOTCALLERS

        I BURN LOCAL CONFIRMED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get this lame away from me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuk up shot worker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Felon is part of the shotcallerverse, same director and all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got the keys to your ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ready to put in that work

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          t.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roller

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ha you’re Money Money

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for 33

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      time to call some shots

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2 Lame Holders? Alright then, we'll split the yard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the jefe, homes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ready to put in the work in exchange.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch TV shows or movies where shots aren't being called

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rollan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        my boy SHOT KEISTERER

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Paperwork: Hooped
      Work: Put in
      Roll: Called
      Boots: Laced
      Iron: Up
      Hands: Dirty
      Rides: Paid
      Wigs: Split
      Pruno: Brewed
      Navy Seals: Counted
      Chomos: Booked
      Heart: Checked
      Ink: Clean
      Lames: Away
      Local: Burned
      Gift: Given
      Face: Spat
      Show: Run
      SHOTS: CALLED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i hate trannies, Black folk and dykes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin for 9. I'll keister whatever you need :3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      put that work in Money [filling out captchas]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let's go shotcaller bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      praying I get to call some shots, doesn't need to be all of the shots mind

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You ain't callin' no shots Green Fish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lerell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lil peepee

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw calling shots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got the keys, frick you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will legally change my name to whatever I get.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      esketit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for local burner

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pick a better shooter next time, Lil' Holder

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'll keep putting in that work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      call it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have to put in work for a good name

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to the yard Lil' Holder, I'm Lil' Holder. We have to stick together that lone wolf shit don't fly here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rollin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Agree. The whole film is telling you how everything is separated by race and they all hate each other and then they all band together to save whitey… it’s very reddit

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest bits:
    >Guy from Lost guy acting all s o y and soft in public, then being a complete psycho
    >Dorff making one dumb decision after another
    >Kilmer admitting it's all rep and horseshit

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single man with hair chest
    >not even one (1) hair
    how

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    you won’t do shit, essay

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where they not naked enough for you?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you ever notice how movies in the 200x always have this theme of "defeating racism and all races working together" but everything after that has just been racewars?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Typical 80s-90s plot:
      >white guy is stuck up and boring
      >black guy is funny but struggles in life
      >they are forced to together through circumstance
      >don't understand each other and joke about the other's culture
      >white guy can't talk to other blacks, black guy navigates him
      >eventually white guy earns black people's respect through an act of bravery
      >black guy similarly doesn't fit into white society, white guy teaches him how to communicate in the civilized world
      >eventually the black guy earns white people's respect through an act of integrity
      >by the end both men have formed connections to each other's cultures
      This would be considered racist today.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kilmers lone wolf character was ridiculous.

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