Female Fight Club

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if theres a huge brawl and then they all start scissoring?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The first rule of fight club is….; no weave pulling

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, "Passive Aggressive Manipulating Club" just doesn't have the same ring to it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and you'll get blamed when it bombs

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's only two options the studio will accept for Marla's character: either some twink like chalamet or Channing Tatum with goth makeup on

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this referring to "Bottoms" the dyke movie?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it a fantasy movie because that's the only way a bunch of disillusioned women getting together to fight eachother makes sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disillusioned women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they promised me everything and all I got was most everything.

        DISILLUSIONED!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so culturally relevant that when it came out in 2020 no one noticed

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dolph Lundgren is female?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he can be if he says so, bigot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not called Foxxy Boxing.
      Seeing a hot girl get knocked out by another hot girl and toyed with while unconscious is dope, why aren't there more unconscious sexual assault kinos, bros?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t it called Black Swan?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women can't fight
      The greatest professional female fighters in the world, can't fight

      Could also be considered the female whiplash

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we saw men were doing it so we had to start one
    >they finally kick the men out of the warehouse and all show up for fight club
    >they shuffle around bored and then immediately dissolve

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo we are productive members of society and not leeches

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow this woman killed a lot of people.
      That's what piles of shoes mean, right? All the people who wore them are now dead?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wow this woman killed a lot of people.
        >That's what piles of shoes mean, right?
        >All the people who made them are now dead?
        ftfy

        and yes, she did, just indirectly

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just constant hairpulling and women in the crowd yelling staaaahhpp

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't real, I don't even need to look it up because I'm not retarded. When will Cinemaphile stop falling for obviously fake bait headlines?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please see The Marvels in theaters. Multiple times, if possible. Grace Randolph just leaked that if the average gross of Marvel Studios movies for the year drops below a certain figure, they lose special revenue cuts and privileges they negotiated in a contract with AMC Theatres. We might be seeing the end of the “event” MCU theatrical release as we know it if you don’t do your part. Tell your friends. Organize viewing parties to show up opening night. Besides election day, this is the closest you’ll ever get to an Avengers charge at Thanos in real life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fact. It's an article from 2019, but the movie became Bottoms and was just released.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"...follows two high school senior girls who set up a fight club as a way to hook up with cheerleaders."
        Based

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen what the high school girls look like doe?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah but ugly losers trying to bang cheerleaders is a staple of american cinema. At least this way I don't have to look at some pasty man-child for most of a movie.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ALREADY OUT LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The black chicks name CANT be Ayo. You guys are fucking with me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pronouned EYE-oh and is probably short for something.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they make something new?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're creatively bankrupt. That's what happens when you abandon God, morals and virtues: you know longer have a frame of reference to express yourself in the fallen state of the universe. Isn't it obvious? Of course no one can make anything new unless it has to do with taking an old IP and putting a false philosophic, socio-economic political spin on it.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The concept is pathetic. Women can't appreciate fights like men do

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >book written by fag about the deepest parts of the male psyche.
    What's next, an all male Joy Luck Club or Little Women?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troons vs terfs

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that the plot to an episode of iCarly?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot sweaty fit women in Revealing clothes fighting each other
    Count me in (no ugly women or gay shit tho)

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What society needs is for women to be more brash and violent. Preferably towards men that dont take their shit.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How have they not learned

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Femme Fatale Club

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID SHE SLAP

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2019
    How's that coming along?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably that movie called BOTTOMS starring Ayo Deyheah and that extremely israeli girl

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need more movies about toxic femininity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all feminism when you really
      think about it.
      >women are enslaved and oppressed because YOU want to look pretty, fawn over a man and not kill babies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah basically
        >Noooo you have to hate men like I do and if you don't that means you hate women!

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This completely missed the whole fucking point of the film. What the fuck do women have to rebel against society for? Not enough gibs?

    Jesus pogo jumping fucking Christ, I hate modern society.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s all so tiresome

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha are they gonna fight in a pool filled with massage oil while only wearing white t shirts and no bra hahahaha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yooo this guy hahahhahaha good idea man hahahahahah make it happen hollywood!

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wine. Cats. Therapy.

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