Female figure on ancient Egyptian sarcophagus looks almost like Marge Simpson. RETURN THE SLAB

Female figure on ancient Egyptian sarcophagus looks almost like Marge Simpson.

RETURN THE SLAB

https://www.people.com/unearthed-mummy-coffin-depicts-figure-that-looks-like-marge-simpson-8665503

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmmm, return the slab, Homie.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    return my wig or suffer the slab

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please let this be a sign
    Especially after her old Latin VA just died

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And these are the pyramids, honey.
    >Mmmh
    >*gets chased by persians*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hats like that were very popular in old egypt. makes you look very impressive and important.
      the body wrap though, that's a new one on me. Way more clothed than they usualy are.

      kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Simpsons predicts everything
    >Now something predicted The Simpsons
    How the turntables...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Simpsons predicts everything
      This was never funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was supposed to be funny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should we post our pitches for a Marge death arc?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marge, I am confused.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit ancient Egyptians predicted Bojack.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So.. the ancient aliens who brought life to Earth are also time travelers?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they show me Patty and Selma then I'll believe it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Matt Groining mean by this one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      episode?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    truteal

    إنه يغضب!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the simpsons were real?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means worship marge.
    She's cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only if she has huge breasts and is a degenerate free use bawd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not cute.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, the existence of The Simpsons is its own conspiracy. It makes sense that people back then, if they knew the future, would know something as pivotal in human history as this. This series matters a lot more than people think. It's not just a long running cartoon.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HUH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >four toes on the right leg
      AIslop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man, ancient c**ts couldn't draw for shit and this is the stuff that would last for centuries and define their whole culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the first Deviantart tickle fetish artist

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, we are living on a prison planet/simulation

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time travellers are real and they're filthy memers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Puppetmon

      I only believe it until we see an ancient Shrek god

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think they're gon' make an episode about this?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened forever ago https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/17f2czr/photo_of_an_upper_lid_coffin_found_in_newly/ stop getting you Cinemaphile posts from people.com

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