1. Francois Truffaut on Michelangelo Antonioni:
>“Antonioni is the only important director I have nothing good to say about. He bores me; he’s so solemn and humorless.”
2. Ingmar Bergman on Michelangelo Antonioni:
>“Fellini, Kurosawa, and Buñuel move in the same field as Tarkovsky. Antonioni was on his way, but expired, suffocated by his own tediousness.”
3. Ingmar Berman on Orson Welles:
>“For me he’s just a hoax. It’s empty. It’s not interesting. It’s dead. Citizen Kane, which I have a copy of — is all the critics’ darling, always at the top of every poll taken, but I think it’s a total bore. Above all, the performances are worthless. The amount of respect that movie’s got is absolutely unbelievable.”
4. Ingmar Bergman on Jean-Luc Godard:
>“I’ve never gotten anything out of his movies. They have felt constructed, faux intellectual, and completely dead. Cinematographically uninteresting and infinitely boring. Godard is a fucking bore. He’s made his films for the critics. One of the movies, Masculin, Féminin, was shot here in Sweden. It was mind-numbingly boring.”
5. Orson Welles on Jean-Luc Godard:
>“His gifts as a director are enormous. I just can’t take him very seriously as a thinker — and that’s where we seem to differ, because he does. His message is what he cares about these days, and, like most movie messages, it could be written on the head of a pin.”
6. Werner Herzog on Jean-Luc Godard:
>“Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung-fu film.”
7. Jean-Luc Godard on Quentin Tarantino:
>“Tarantino named his production company after one of my films. He’d have done better to give me some money.”
8. Harmony Korine on Quentin Tarantino:
>“Quentin Tarantino seems to be too concerned with other films. I mean, about appropriating other movies, like in a blender. I think it’s, like, really funny at the time I’m seeing it, but then, I don’t know, there’s a void there. Some of the references are flat, just pop culture.”
9. Nick Broomfield on Quentin Tarantino:
>“It’s like watching a schoolboy’s fantasy of violence and sex, which normally Quentin Tarantino would be wanking alone to in his bedroom while this mother is making his baked beans downstairs. Only this time he’s got Harvey Weinstein behind him and it’s on at a million screens.”
10. Spike Lee on Quentin Tarantino (and the “n-word” in his scripts):
>“I’m not against the word, and I use it, but not excessively. And some people speak that way. But, Quentin is infatuated with that word. What does he want to be made — an honorary black man?”
11. Spike Lee on Tyler Perry:
>“We got a black president, and we going back to Mantan Moreland and Sleep ‘n’ Eat?”
12. Tyler Perry on Spike Lee
>“Spike can go straight to hell! You can print that… Spike needs to shut the hell up!”
13. Clint Eastwood on Spike Lee:
>“A guy like him should shut his face.”
>Ingmar Bergman
>David Cronenberg
>Werner Herzog
>Uwe Boll
based
>Harmony Korine
>Vincent Gallo
cringe
>10. Spike Lee on Quentin Tarantino (and the “n-word” in his scripts):
>>“I’m not against the word, and I use it, but not excessively. And some people speak that way. But, Quentin is infatuated with that word. What does he want to be made — an honorary black man?”
based tarantula
>Clint Eastwood on Spike Lee:
>“A guy like him should shut his face.”
>>"A guy like him"
What did he mean by this
a tiny loud manlet alcoholic that's only made a few decent films
>an honorary black man?
lel
>31. Orson Welles on Woody Allen:
Fucking ruthless
Are any of these actually real?
Orson Welles was savage to virtually everyone. It's why he had to do commercials and cartoons, he needed to finance his films himself because even in the instances where he need to come to a lunch humble and just say empty platitudes to some israelite producer to get financing he'd instead end up insulting them.
its what happens when you're the goat and singlehandedly transform cinema, none of the directors in the list are fit to wipe his shitty arse
>you're the goat and singlehandedly transform cinema
lol, he isn't nowhere near being the best out of the directors there
He is. Go back, retard.
Phenomenally based and transcendentally redpilled
>What does he want to be made — an honorary black man?
Kek, for once that smug little piece of shit is right on the money.
>Nick Broomfield on Quentin Tarantino
lmao this nigga eatin beans
>7. Jean-Luc Godard on Quentin Tarantino:
>>“Tarantino named his production company after one of my films. He’d have done better to give me some money.”
Pathetic. Go beg for money at the French government.
> 10. Spike Lee on Quentin Tarantino (and the “n-word” in his scripts):
>“I’m not against the word, and I use it, but not excessively. And some people speak that way. But, Quentin is infatuated with that word. What does he want to be made — an honorary black man?”
No matter what you think about him, that POC has a point.
> 20. Kevin Smith on Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically, Magnolia):
>“I’ll never watch it again, but I will keep it. I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.”
I miss the old Kevin Smith, except actually I like Magnolia.
> Vincent Gallo
A true Chad tells everyone to fuck himself.
> 31. Orson Welles on Woody Allen
Fuck yeah, everyone should bully that neurotic narcissist for fun. Tarkovsky did that as well.
i think clint eastwood is the most offensive one by far
>le racist white man is so le evil and offensive!!!
Seriously kill yourself
Based Clint
iirc this was after Lee complained that Eastwood didn't include black soldiers in his film about the flag being raised on Okinawa. What Lee didn't realise was that units were segregated during WW2 and a black unit was present elsewhere during Okinawa.
then spike made his ww2 movie with black soldiers in it.
and it was one of the worst movies i have ever seen. my lord what a talentless hack he is.
Inside Man and Do the Right Thing are his best films. Do the Right Thing is the most relatively nuanced film on race he's done, anyway. The naggers are still objectively in the wrong. It's his private place of business and they fucking destroy the only pizza place left in their neighborhood in a "DAS RIGHT" moment. They literally ruin one of the only good things about their neighborhood and drive them out due to racial hatred and entitlement. DTRT is unintentionally redpilled on how blacks ruin their own neighborhoods and refuse to recognize it, now that I think about it. I'm sure Lee doesn't see it that way though.
>12. Tyler Perry on Spike Lee
>>“Spike can go straight to hell! You can print that… Spike needs to shut the hell up!”
lmao based
Even before that quote, I always respected Tyler Perry. He doesn't pretend to be anything better than what he knows his niche is, unlike Lee who loves the smell of his own farts. Perry's also a legitimately good actor when he isn't in drag.
>10. Spike Lee on Quentin Tarantino (and the “n-word” in his scripts):
>>“I’m not against the word, and I use it, but not excessively. And some people speak that way. But, Quentin is infatuated with that word. What does he want to be made — an honorary black man?”
>11. Spike Lee on Tyler Perry:
>>“We got a black president, and we going back to Mantan Moreland and Sleep ‘n’ Eat?”
Based, he's not wrong on either.
>13. Clint Eastwood on Spike Lee:
>>“A guy like him should shut his face.”
I can hear this in his voice lmao
14. Jacques Rivette on Stanley Kubrick:
>“Kubrick is a machine, a mutant, a Martian. He has no human feeling whatsoever. But it’s great when the machine films other machines, as in 2001.”
15. Jacques Rivette on James Cameron (and Steven Spielberg):
>“Cameron isn’t evil, he’s not an asshole like Spielberg. He wants to be the new De Mille. Unfortunately, he can’t direct his way out of a paper bag. “
16. Jean-Luc Godard on Steven Spielberg:
>“I don’t know him personally. I don’t think his films are very good.”
17. Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg:
>“Spielberg isn’t a filmmaker, he’s a confectioner.”
18. Tim Burton on Kevin Smith (after Smith jokingly accused Burton of stealing the ending of Planet of the Apes from a Smith comic book):
>“Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.”
19. Kevin Smith on Tim Burton (in response to “I would never read a comic book”):
>“Which, to me, explains fucking Batman.”
Rivette don't miss
kek rivette fucking cooked kubrick and cameron and spielberg caught a stray bullet lmao
Truffaut is shit. Antonioni is beyond based and filters all the adhd midwits. Bergman's taste is beyond dreadful, he praised Magnolia and American Beauty.
Based Rivette.
He isn't that bad but most of the critiques he applies to other filmmakers, if you read them in full, are present in his films. He was quite conventional as you rightly pointed out.
Most directors don't do this anymore. I only know of one, I'll post his quotes.
>He has no human feeling whatsoever
Objectively untrue
Proof?
20. Kevin Smith on Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically, Magnolia):
>“I’ll never watch it again, but I will keep it. I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.”
21. David Gordon Green on Kevin Smith:
>“He kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard. I’m sure their parents are proud; it’s just nothing I care to buy a ticket for.”
22. Vincent Gallo on Spike Jonze:
>“He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”
23. Vincent Gallo on Martin Scorsese:
>“I wouldn’t work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasn’t made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.”
24. Vincent Gallo on Sofia (and Francis Ford) Coppola:
>“Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.”
>Kevin Smith
Kek
>22. Vincent Gallo on Spike Jonze:
>>“He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”
What kind of critique is this
A personal one.
One that hit close to home for you.
Kevin Smith is an utter hack but that's actually a very appropriate opinion when consider Paul Thomas Anderson's work.
>“I wouldn’t work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasn’t made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.”
Does this mean Vincent can no longer work for himself?
He sells hilarious meme t-shirts for 500 dollars a piece.
>>21. David Gordon Green on Kevin Smith:
>>“He kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard. I’m sure their parents are proud; it’s just nothing I care to buy a ticket for.”
Absolutely based
>I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.”
So it's no longer on his desk .
>He kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard. I’m sure their parents are proud; it’s just nothing I care to buy a ticket for
25. Vincent Gallo on Abel Ferrara:
>“Abel Ferrara was on so much crack when I did The Funeral, he was never on set. He was in my room trying to pick-pocket me.”
26. Werner Herzog on Abel Ferrara:
>“I have no idea who Abel Ferrara is. But let him fight the windmills… I’ve never seen a film by him. I have no idea who he is. Is he Italian? Is he French? Who is he?”
27. David Cronenberg on M. Night Shymalan:
>“I HATE that guy! Next question.”
28. Alan Parker on Peter Greenaway (specifically The Draughtsman’s Contact):
>“A load of posturing poo-poo.”
29. Ken Russell on Sir Richard Attenborough:
>“Sir Richard (‘I’m-going-to-attack-the-Establishment-fifty-years-after-it’s-dead’) Attenborough is guilty of caricature, a sense of righteous self-satisfaction, and repetition which all undermine the impact of the film.”
30. Uwe Boll on Michael Bay:
>“I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay.”
31. Orson Welles on Woody Allen:
>"He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic."
>>“I have no idea who Abel Ferrara is. But let him fight the windmills… I’ve never seen a film by him. I have no idea who he is. Is he Italian? Is he French? Who is he?”
I like Werner but I doubt this considering he made a film with the same title 17 years after.
That's actually a true story, the producers/studio made his film have the name Bad Lieutenant tacked on and Ferrara raised a stink about it to him. That was Herzog's response to him.
>At a press conference at the Venice Film Festival after the film's premiere, Herzog said of Ferrara, "I would like to meet the man," and "I have a feeling that if we met and talked -- over a bottle of whisky, I should add -- I think we could straighten everything out."
Huh. Fair enough. Still surprises me because Ferrara's Bad Lieutenant seems like a movie Werner would appreciate.
According to Ferrara they did meet up for drinks eventually and actually got along quite well.
I'd love to hear a conversation between the two considering ferrera is a buddhist/catholic and Herzog is a full on void nihilist
i'd be surprised if herzog can understand ferrara, ya dig?
this makes me happy. love those old fucks
the Ferrara commentary track on King of New York is a great way to spend 2 hours
holy fucking BASED
Makes me love King of New York even more. Imagine getting coked up with Abel and that cast.
>abel ferrara
absolute degenerate
also absolutely based
KEK
lol jesus christ he's fucking insane, I love him
>whoa, for those foot specialists in the audience
kek
I love how it ends with ferrara plays acoustic guitar and raps schoolly D's king of new york lmao
i reference the commentary almost daily after I made my friends watch it
Jesus Christ did Woody Allen sleep with his mom or something? Annihilated him.
>his mom
More like his infant daughter probably
she was only 9 you sick fuck
michael bay is x10 better than fucking uwe boll. the only white guy who knows how to make over the top action scenes. the rest are from hong kong.
>Orson Welles on Woody Allen
Saved the best till last.
>31. Orson Welles on Woody Allen:
>"He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic."
Holy fuck, Orson read Woody like a fucking book KEK.
Michael Bay on Uwe Boll (back when his website had a forum)
>"I find people who rant like that – calling shit about both me, and George Clooney – comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being. When you ask 'do I care?' Not in the slightest."
i would believe this if it wasn't michael bay saying it
>>30. Uwe Boll on Michael Bay:
>>“I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay.”
lmao toxic
>Vincent Gallo
>Criticizing anyone
lmao it's like getting mad over the class retard calling you retarded
Welles GOES IN
Ruggero Deodato on Werner Herzog:
>"His movies put me to sleep."
Christ, none of these guys can orate their thoughts for shit
>orate
learned a new word i see
>he thinks "orate" is some crazy complex intellectual word
Holy moly anon
>stop using average-tier English vocab
It’s an awkward use of the word within the context of his post. He should’ve used “articulate” but he’s an idiot just like you
Except you're moving goalposts now.
That’s not true. You just made assumptions about where the goalposts were. I agree that orate was an awkward turn of phrase. Anyways I got to this argument kind of late, and I don’t think anyone is reading this. Good thread, tho.
Didn't Uwe Boll and PTA have some beef a while a go?
Kinda, although i doubt PTA gave a shit or even heard about it. Boll said PTA copied the BloodRayne poster.
Kek
Kek, I actually just watched Phantom Thread last night. Pretty good if only for DDL and Kriezy's acting alone, but not my favorite from PTA (TWBB and The Master are still his best). Better than Inherent Vice and Licorice Pizza though.
High school never ends does it
If I can't any of them nagger homosexuals to face i don't really care
The only unrecognisable name there is David Gordon Green. Maybe Alex Cox and Jacques Rivette.
Alex Cox made Repo Man.
Literally who???
Half of these aren’t even critiques of another director’s films, just personal insults
>On seeing the film,François Truffautis reported to have said, "I don't want to see a movie of peasants eating with their hands.
Apubros...
what an asshole
It's true.
Fuck poorfags, especially the subhumans that refuse to look for a job.
True kino
Isn't Truffaut's whole shtick to revel on misery porn?
No. He isn't a negative filmmaker.
>Filmmakers shitting on other filmmakers
The most brutal mogging in history.
Yeah refn destroyed his boomer ass
COPE
He's obviously trolling and friedkin should take a nap and even if he isnt who cares
Arrogance and pretentiousness are based all artists are like that they just hide it from the cameras
He's winding him up lol
How can that no-necked autist possibly think Only God Forgives is a masterpiece? And putting Drive on the same pedestal as 2001 and Citizen Kane? Initially felt it was tongue in cheek but then he goes on the defensive and you realise it's not. Total homosexual with zero self awareness.
>no tarkovsky
You had one job you dumb nagger
Tarkovsky shitted on everyone - directors, actors, officials. I consider him mediocre, but his cameraman was good
>I consider him mediocre, but his cameraman was good
lol
>Tarkovsky wanted money, he wouldn't give the interview for free, he wanted 800 Swiss francs. I didn't have the money so a friend helped me out. I flew to London and arrived behind schedule at one of these terraced houses in the suburbs of London.
>A man of short stature opened the door, very unfriendly and covered in a blank, telling me he didn't expect me and wasn't interested in talking to me. So I took the money and put it on a table. He became very irritated, telling me he didn't want anything to do with journalists and that journalism itself would soon be a publicly loathed profession.
>He then asked me why I didn't stay at home by my husband's side, as it would befit any decent woman. I attacked him and said: "In your films the woman has no momentum, being just a satellite of the man. She has no right to exist for herself as a human being, but merely by virtue of her love for the man." Then Tarkovsky started exclaiming his radical, patriarchal ideas, telling me that a woman has no personal inner world and shouldn't have one either, and that her inner state of being should dissolve entirely in that of a man.
>telling me he didn't want anything to do with journalists and that journalism itself would soon be a publicly loathed profession
Kek, prophetic as usual.
>telling me that a woman has no personal inner world and shouldn't have one either, and that her inner state of being should dissolve entirely in that of a man
Holy fucking BASED
Holy based
Fuck women and journalists
Based
Greatest filmmaker of all time
I always knew Tarkovsky was based, but I didn't know he was this incredibly based.
Holy shit, was he a director not only of movies, but also of the based department?
A man of short stature.
Based manlet kino god
>mfw the CEO of keyed actually exists
>For Pialat the provincial artist, the New Wave directors were petits bourgeois, Parisian rich kids making insubstantial films about their little problems, while neglecting the legacy of those they trumpeted (notably Renoir) and pompously rejecting some (like Marcel Carné) whose talents were more formidable than theirs. In Pialat’s eyes, Godard was proud to be better known for what he said than what he did; Malle was a straight-up incompetent; Truffaut (who kick-started Pialat’s career, a moral debt Pialat resented) was fortunate to be making one a year, as his films were so ordinary. His loudest public ire was reserved for Jacques Rivette, whom Pialat considered a monumentally self-important blowhard, whose quest for some sort of verifiable legacy in the face of Godard’s and Truffaut’s success was accomplished by making aggressively boring films.
Pialat was absolutely right.
>Everyone who's ever met Orson knows he likes nothing better than to recall situations he's been in, usually those involving people who can neither deny nor confirm them. You sit down and the evening just rolls downhill, much like that sled of his. Everyone can see the point coming a mile away, but you still have to sit through the whole thing, but there's good drink and booze aplenty so no one wants to say a thing.
literally me
evidence of this in "when orson met hitler" on utube.
he likely didn't, or half the story is fabricated, his story just seems like the kind of thing someone would think up while on the toilet and find it so witty that after you flush you want to tell someone, but then no one else finds it interesting.
Carpenter doesn't care for Spielberg or lucas
Carpenter speaks well of whoever's signing the checks. I love his movies but he's dishonest (and also an asshole). I did enjoy him ripping on Rob Zombie's shitty Halloween remake though.
I have literally no clue who any of these people are
zoom zoom
Hello, Cinemaphile.
Truffaut
Bergman
Welles
Godard
Herzog
>I have literally no clue who any of these people are
......jesus wept......
You can tell a woman typed this
someone wandered out of their marvel thread again
Go back to playing mobile games
BASED BASED BASED
I DAB ON ALL THESE CROCHETY OLD homosexualS
Okay.
And I don't care.
>30. Uwe Boll on Michael Bay:
>"I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay."
kek. I don't like Boll's films, but he is based
Bergman was always known to be a massive homosexual and completely up his own ass. No wonder he talks shit about others cause he's a jealous hack
Mirin' that Spiderman-body.
You live a boring life if you don't have mean friends like Orson.
Orson Welles was a piece of crap lol
I'd enjoy having him around but I'd never want to deal with that fat narcissistic retard one-on-one
You’re a pathetic untalented scumbag. Nobody will remember you.
>Mwahaaa the pathetic untalented scumbags are always celebrated for their lack of memorable qualities
Suck it
>Ingmar Bergman
He's perhaps the biggest hack in this thread. He has some decent films (Fanny & Alexander is pretty great t b h) but most of them are shitty melodrama and pseud deep shit. Seventh Seal is maybe the most overrated film of all time. Even Godard is infinitely more interesting.
seventh seal flies over most people's heads. it's really a comedy.
There's literally nothing to fly over anyone's head.
do you acknowledge it as a piece of comedy?
As in did I laugh at any attempts at comedy? No.
A comedy should be funny. I wanted to murder that idiot clown. Total wankfest of a movie.
>admitting it flew over his head
lmao
fuck off Bergman good, go suck some cocks.
Hour of the Wolf is good.
well that's not saying much considering godard is one the greatest directors in history and btw no, you haven't seen any of his films after the 60s cause you're a drooling retard
These are all retarded. Equivalent to something you'd read from an anon on Cinemaphile. What a load of fucking hacks
Pretty much but some of them are funny
>2. Ingmar Bergman on Michelangelo Antonioni:
based. Antonioni movies are such a dreadful and dry watch. Blow Up was good but Red Desert is fucking boring, good cinematography though.
>Jean-Luc Godard
Jean-Luc Godard movies are quirky and fun but he's pretentious. couldn't take his film serious.
Filtered
>couldn't take something like the image book seriously
it's like you're something of a pseud homosexual who doesn't really watch films
Paweł Pawlikowski on Cassavetes
>"I fell in love with Cassavetes when I first came across him with Husbands, but I can’t watch his films anymore because it seems like there’s a bunch of actors showing off in front of a shaky camera"
>a bunch of actors showing off in front of a shaky camera"
thats tip top if you are in the mood and the actors actually have shit to show. camera snobs can fuck off, not even worth mentionning,.
The comment about Tarantino is spot on. The man literally appropriates other movies, steals and modifies things to become pop cultural references with the occasional fetish. We just knew that everyone who cited Tarantino as their biggest inspiration would never become a filmmaker and we were right.
Yours, an IMDB certified filmmaker
You're supposed to say t., newfag
Ok Neil
>3. Ingmar Berman on Orson Welles:
>4. Ingmar Bergman on Jean-Luc Godard:
>14. Jacques Rivette on Stanley Kubrick:
All true. Citizen Kane, Breathless and Barry Lyndon are three of the most overrated films of all time.
even godard doesn't care for breathless or anything he made before 68 lol
>1. Breathless is a good movie, but it isn't anything special.
>2. No one would even put Barry Lyndon as an example of Kubrick's great works. >3. Citizen Kane still stands the test of time but I can see why contrarians like to call it overrated with the decades of praise and the status it has gained over those years.
Barry Lyndon is Kubrick's best, I don't think he ever made anything close. Maybe 2001.
For me, it's Paths of Glory. Probably because it matches with my worldview. But seeing 2001 in the theatre is truly a magical thing.
>it matches with my worldview
War bad?
Wrong. Barry Lyndon isn't even in the top 5 and is behind The Shining, 2001, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove and A Clockwork Orange. Hell, I prefer The Killing and Eyes Wide Shut over Barry Lyndon.
Because you're a redditor and a pleb. Shining is shit.
>Massive Kubrickfag
People like you shouldn't be taken seriously. Worshipping Kubrick is a mental illness.
2001 is a masterpiece. i havent seen paths of glory and barry lyndon. his movies kinda feel "flat" , i havent felt a second of tension in any of them
>flat
Because he is is autistic about his camerawork which is more reserved. Works for Barry and 2001 quite well.
Barry Lyndon is a boring movie, bro.
Barry Lyndon is a beautiful movie, tranny
You watched it wrong. What a shame lol
As a MASSIVE Kubrickfag, this I disagree with. Barry Lyndon is definitely his most underrated and overlooked film, but it's not his best. His top 3 in no particular order are 2001, Dr. Strangelove and Paths of Glory, with The Shining and A Clockwork Orange fighting for 4th and 5th.
Barry Lyndon is amazing
Lurk more you fucking retard. Learn how to post
Sorry I'm phoneposting on my balcany drinking beer. Too lazy to repost
Oh ok
If anything, Barry Lyndon is Kubrick's most UNDERRATED film.
Satan has spoken, what can you say about BL that you think others ignore?
I don't know what others say. I rarely hear it mentioned at all except for "muh natural lighting", and although the movie is very beautiful i just find it perfectly executed from a narrative standpoint. It's just excellent.
It's a film. I don't think everyone can appreciate that it's a film from start to finish or that the craft adds to it. It's like a beer that tastes like a beer and that's all you can say about it. It's good by the total absence of any meaningful commentary or critique one can apply to it.
somone post Oliver Stone on Tarantino
Why do you guys always post the same quotes for years on end? Any more recent directors shitting on other recent directors?
It's bad form in the age of social media. Most of these were before the studios all merged and independent productions were what they said on the can. You could talk a lot more shit. There's also the tendency for artists to not engage with their contemporaries after a certain point.
Vincent Gallo's article he wrote for some magazine is one long brutal insult to Harmony Korine without ever mentioning his name.
https://www.anothermanmag.com/life-culture/10236/an-open-letter-from-vincent-gallo-unfiltered-and-unedited
What I gathered skimming through 3 or so paragraphs was that Gallo is the cool kind of autist and he didn't get what Korine was doing because the more similar two spergy weirdos are, the larger their schism over minor differences, much like cults and other sectarian churches, but was right about everything else.
I don't get it, where does Korine fit into this? The Chloe part? It seems like his usual self-deprecating / narcissistic diatribe
The opinions of Kevin Smith, Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo on filmmaking and filmmakers do not count. Uwe Boll's opinion is more valuable, to be honest
Smith used to be a good director and a very good storyteller. He's living proof that weed does fry your brain with time. I am absolutely convinced it's the drugs that wiped away the person he used to be.
Nah, he only had a couple good films in him and went through the usual decline.
weed and treating his own body like shit. hes great at telling stories
>kevin smith is listed among these directors
Even Tyler Perry and Uwe Boll are more gifted than that guy
Apichatpong Weerasethakul
>**Have you seen any good, contemporary movies recently?**
When I make films I stop seeing things, because I don’t want to be influenced. So afterwards I saw these big Hollywood films, “Avatar” and “Inception.” “Avatar” I like the special effects, of course, and all the prospects, but I wish that James Cameron had invested more in the script and story the same way he did with the computer graphics. The concept is beautiful, the idea of this parallel consciousness, but it’s not pushed enough. “Inception” is tricky. I like it, it made me feel that I was watching a movie, and at one point it was very magical, but somehow it is too logical. I don’t know what to think.
**Right. Many people have said that there’s too much dialogue, that explains a lot when it doesn’t have to. But… there’s also people who couldn’t follow it at all.**
Come on! (laughs) That’s the tricky part with Hollywood films, you have to explain, you have to make it clear for the universal world. To the aliens, also, when they see the movie. (laughs) So it has to be super clear.
That's a pretty based take
as expected from goatjoe
Albert Serra
On British cinema
>I hate all British cinema. There are no British filmmakers I like, none at all. I hate Michael Powell, especially Peeping Tom; it’s one of the most horrible films I’ve ever seen. Derek Jarman is very bad, but there are some small, crazy things in there I like. The worst is McQueen: he is the devil, an absolute devil, because he is making people believe he is making artistic films, and it’s bullshit. But film criticism, film taste here in the UK, it’s not really respectable. It’s like being in a province. It’s a small cinema for me.
On Spanish cinema
>I am the best one. I hate Erice. Those are films for children. And I don’t like films with children in them, like Spirit of the Beehive. Saura has a few good films, Bardem too; Berlanga is more folkloric. There are a few in the past. Buñuel is the greatest figure; for me this is the true spirit. All the others are just filmmakers.
On American cinema
>I like American cinema of the past, but it’s the same problem as with independent cinema today: I hate it all.
Other quotes
>"You are going to see cinema for the first time" (at the presentation of his film Liberté).
>"It is better for the good of humanity that people see my films instead of any Hollywood or Spanish cinema rubbish. Not for my sake, but for the sake of humanity".
>"I'm the only one who makes good auteur films in Spain. And I would say I'm the only honest one. Because there can be honest and bad filmmakers, but honest and good is more complicated".
Lol, this dude. Him, Carax, Trier and Costa have the funniest interviews from contemporary arthouse directors because they so obviously don't give a fuck.
>The worst is McQueen: he is the devil, an absolute devil, because he is making people believe he is making artistic films, and it’s bullshit. But film criticism, film taste here in the UK, it’s not really respectable. It’s like being in a province. It’s a small cinema for me.
Fucking kek
An honest filmmaker
I'm the most pretentious person on Cinemaphile and even I think Serra is a full of shit hack who hasn't made a single film worth watching.
>I'm the most pretentious person on Cinemaphile
>I think Serra is a full of shit hack who hasn't made a single film worth watching.
Checks out.
Yes, he is actually good.
He was great in Superbad
On other things, inculding Scorsese
> I go for the works that make us better and consequently make humanity better. Let’s see, which film generates more good, a Godard or a Spielberg? Do you end up a better person watching a film by Straub or by Scorsese? I don’t understand why do we have to be so pleasant with the commercial films that have such a wicked influence. Olivier Père, who is now director of the cinema section of the Arte chain, recently said to me that after watching The wolf of Wall Street, he reflected that, at about the same age Scorsese was now, Bergman had directed Fanny and Alexander. Who has contributed more to humanity? It is deplorable that, at his age, Scorsese makes such rubbish that causes so much harm. It’s about time he produced something worthy.
>"It is not unlikely that years from now it will be acknowledged that I am more important than Scorsese, Coppola and Spielberg in the history of cinema".
On Disney
>I think Disney is proposing a stupid content. Indiana Jones' is stupid, and so is 'Star Wars'. It's children's stuff. For children. An adult person who likes it would be better off going to the doctor.
>If you're an adult and you like Star Wars, go to the doctor. I would never in my life watch a movie with flying people and swords, and I can't respect who's interested in that.
completely on the money about scorsese. he was making kino and had his fingers on the pulse of culture/society with something like taxi driver and raging bull. everything afterwards is just mere mass appeal popcorn entertainment. goodfellas is very entertaining and well executed but there's no depth to it at all.
any ten minutes from raging bull is greater than literally all of Nolan's catalogue
Where does he mention Nolan?
I thought it was Chris Nolan on the picture
Nolan is too much of a pussy to make statements like this.
I think he's talking about his 90s movies and beyond. Not Ragging Bull, King of Comedy, Mean Streets etc.
>>I think Disney is proposing a stupid content. Indiana Jones' is stupid, and so is 'Star Wars'. It's children's stuff. For children. An adult person who likes it would be better off going to the doctor.
>If you're an adult and you like Star Wars, go to the doctor. I would never in my life watch a movie with flying people and swords, and I can't respect who's interested in that.
Cinemaphile btfo
On Spanish cinema, his own cinema and actors (he hates actors)
>"I saw that in Spanish cinema everyone was useless, and I thought "Here I can stand out".
>"In Spanish cinema they don't know anything, they don't have a clue and they do it badly. And history proved me right, because leaving Almodóvar aside, I have almost surpassed them all. And in auteur cinema, all of them without exception".
>"I'm the best editor in the world, unquestionably. I'm one of the five best actors' directors in the world. A normal producer. And a good scriptwriter. In Spain there is no other like that, and in the world there are only twenty more".
>"I am the most underground and authentic person in Spanish cinema, and the most vivid example that originality is still possible".
>"One of the five best films of 2018 seems to me to be Roi Soleil (film directed by Serra).
>"One small ideological thing is that I don't like actors because they are assholes, in general. I would say 90, 95 or 100 percent in Spain. But apart from that, it's not even ideological any more. It's a scientific observation".
>"Actors should be expelled from the Academy and sent to Guantanamo".
>"If you are so bothered by the films I make, you can give me the money it will cost to produce my next film, and I promise not to make it.
>"In my last film, I fired my main character five minutes into the first day of shooting because I disliked her".
he's right about actors
love vincent gallo lmao
Antonioni is the goat. Unironically.
im thinking truffaut said that when la aventura came out and everybody but Pauline kael thought is was shit
Everybody thought it was shit for 5 minutes, the next day the filmmakers and numerous critics drafted a list calling it the best film in Cannes, later it was awarded jury prize there. Antonioni was too ahead, for his own good I guess. Kael later rallied against these Euro filmmakers like Resnais, Antonioni and Fellini. She had terrible taste. Probably the most overrated critic I know.
Why are directors such whiny bitches?
>Vincent Gallo
A director most known for having his girlfriend perform a blow job on him on screen offers critiques of actual successful and talented directors
>“Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung-fu film.”
LMAO
based Godard is a fucking twat
Why?
his overall style is great
his radical brechtian bullshit where he purposely tries to fuck with and annoy the audience is trash
watching week-end and la chinoise is like pulling teeth and his films afterwards are even worse
Filtered
Back to Marvel for you
Not really, lot of his films are funny. I don't underatand why people claim his films are annoying.
Does anyone have that conversation between Armond White and Werner Herzog?
Herzog saying intellectual counterfeit is funny to me. There is nothing intellectual about Herzog.
>ZE SCIENCE TELLS US DAT YOOO CANNOT GO FASTA THEN THE SPEED OF LIGHT, SO I AM 100% POSITIVE THERE ARE NO ALIENS OR UFOs VISITING US
holy shit I read it in his voice it's funney
Gallo truly is based. Wonder if he's still selling his sperm on his website.
All you gatekeepers are wasting your lives. People were bitching about film being dead a hundred years ago. Imagine calling Godard and Orson Welles anti art
ingmar bergman is completely right, godard and welles are homosexuals
i should rewatch the seventh seal
I kind of want to be an auteur and make a picture. How would one go about doing that?
turn on camera
take out cock
point camera at cock
>every time you see something kino write it down
>come back with a camera and shoot scenes in no order
>make up a story and shoot more scenes to make everything fit
simple as
Inland Empire proved this method can produce kino.
will use this method to shoot my upcoming unironic kino, ty
anytime
Now Vincent Gallo works with The Daily Wire lol
>Looked it up
>It's true
Kek
Based
>Welles
>Bergman
>Kevin Smith
>Coen Brothers
>John Carpenter
>George Romero
>Spike Lee
>Mel Brooks
Cringe
>Tarantino
>Cronenberg
>Godard
>Polanski
>Allen
Unintentionally based
>Ed Wood
Cringe (formerly based)
>Lucas
>Jackson
Spike Lee and Kevin Smith made two or three good films and the rest are trash. Considering both are insufferable liberal cunts, that makes them decidedly unbased, although I do agree with Lee on his analysis of Tarantino. Magnolia is a much better film than anything Smith has ever made, and it's not even PTA's best film.
>6. Werner Herzog on Jean-Luc Godard:
>>“Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung-fu film.”
Holy based
32. Tarkovsky on Ken Kwapis/Dunston Checks In
>>It's a film that fails to stand on the convictions of its own premise. Kwapis has the opportunity to make a statement about modern monke in the trappings of a five star hotel, but he throws it away for boorish slapstick. I find it really reprehensible he dodges the implicit question, just what is Dunston checking into?
KEK
guys like vincent gallo and albert serra shouldn't speak about other's people works when they are only recognized for 1 thing only but successful director of today's age don't spend time throwing shade like oldies in the past
Serra made several acclaimed films.
>successful director
Define success, if you mean being a hack like Nolan or Tarantino then I'm pretty sure they don't strive to do that.
Gallo - does what he wants, has money from real estate, did 2 films, acts in films from famous auteurs
Serra - does art exhibitions, did theater play, just spend like month fucking around on Tahiti and made a film, will spend another month fucking around in Madrid and watching bullfights for his new film, doesn't give a fuck about the audiences, makes no concessions for his producers, shoots what he wants how he wants and delivers the film
These guys are suffering from success.
No Masculine feminine is insanely good, it’s a remake of Bergman’s the silence. In Godard’s early films there’s a perpetual theme of American media influence empowering women to gain more control over their surroundings to become vassals of American interests in order to make the men weaker so they can’t put up a fighting chance later. It’s probably the biggest most important motif of Breathless. It’s kind of flipped around in the american FNW Bonnie and Clyde film, where Bonnie realizes she just wants the peace of the idyllic past but she needs Clyde’s total rejection of her sexually to actually become interested in righting the worldly affairs that she was fine with just ignoring before. Also funny that that movie still gets praised on letterboxd even tho it’s biggest most important motif is displaying homosexually as an intense psychological hangup caused by deep prison society trauma and the failings of matching up the way you want to be remembered in the newspaper, which brings us back to Breathless and the obsession with Humphrey Bogart. In the silence the little boy is ignorant of a world that two older women guide him through and he finds freedom through exploration and observance, and bonding with the frail older butler that serves the women. It’s ironic considering the popular early American short story, Rip Van Winkle, is all about how American ideals were built out of the rejection of the rule and logic of the shrew into a new territory of never before seen freedom not through shrewish duty and responsibility but one act of solitary kindness
>3. Ingmar Berman on Orson Welles:
>>“For me he’s just a hoax. It’s empty. It’s not interesting. It’s dead. Citizen Kane, which I have a copy of — is all the critics’ darling, always at the top of every poll taken, but I think it’s a total bore. Above all, the performances are worthless. The amount of respect that
Bergman was so fucking based bros...
No one dares make fun of Lynch.
>Quentin Tarantino: After I saw ‘Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me’ at Cannes, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.
>implying tarantino’s opinion matters