Anyone got some dachsundkino? I feel like most dog movies are just Labradors and Golden Retrievers, like Army Dog. I'm more fond of sausage dog movies.
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>sausage dog
They're wiener dogs, you gay.
t. adolf
>unironically calling dachsunds 'wiener dogs'
Go back
moron
I'm more fond of big chonkers
It's alright. I'd give it a 6 or 7 out of 10.
Wiener Dog Nationals
how does this dog feel about the gays?
Not homophobic, just doesn't care for them
Keep it in the bedroom
I miss the golden era of live action Disney.
>Waltuh....we had a good thing goin' with the daschund party
The frick is wrong with you
I read the name as Walt the Ugly Daschund
Your dyslexia is a shining source of comedy for us all. What a way to live your life, only being able to see the world through the lens of shitty forced memes. I would advise you to use your time on this earth more productively, but I know you won't.
i know what you are.
I have 2 dachshunds
It's called a penis dog you dingus
My daschund is snoring she is sleepy haha she's a heckin snoozy sausage haha
long haired dachshunds are my favorite. I have one and I've never met a dog with more personality, he's also smart as frick
>centipede dog
>only has 4 legs
Bravo, Nolan.
Sounds like my silky wirehair dachshund. He even figured out how to open our backdoor to let himself in from the backyard. Little guy would've made for a great Benji.
mine often tries to trick me when he wants to play. he sits by the door and whines to pretend like he has to pee, but when I come over to open the door he runs for his toy. I play with him a lot but he seriously wants to go 24/7, even after long walks
I played with my little buddy a lot but I still wish I had played with him more... Gotta leave the thread now. I miss him so bad.
I miss my Dashchund. He was a fun little guy.
I've got a dachshund and he's a bad dog.
That's not to say that he misbehaves, but rather that he's a generally poor example of a dog.
lol how so
>blows on his balls instead of licking
>throws things
>meows
Dude, that's a cat
>can't see very well
>afraid of everything
>runs into walls at full speed
>makes a lot of squeaky noises no matter how much I oil him
for me it's the bearded one
sausage dog movies are disturbing and deserve an R rating
Shiba Inu's are just decadent dingos.
go back to your UFO and kidnap some more single fathers