Angels looking like people are just as biblically accurate as the wings and eye-wheels. They're beings of pure spirit - their physical form is whatever they feel like. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of Christianity knows this.
this is the biggest black pill because it shows people no longer read the bible and eat up this bullshit
there are 9 choirs of angels and they have basic forms that do indeed appear as for example a wheel with eyes all over it, depending on if your denomination of the sand Black person cult takes a given book of the bible seriously. but it is true that they can also appear pretty much however they want.
not him but how the hell is it bullshit lol. people in this thread are extremely confused/just spouting what they want to be true. to address everyone ITT saying UM SWEATY ANGELS ARE NOT BURNING WHEELS, THEY ARE CUTE TWINKS WITH WINGS
you are thinking of the "lowest*" choir of angels, simply called "angels" (pic related and bottom right corner here
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there are 9 choirs of angels and they have basic forms that do indeed appear as for example a wheel with eyes all over it, depending on if your denomination of the sand Black person cult takes a given book of the bible seriously. but it is true that they can also appear pretty much however they want.
t. actual bible investigator
), who are the most numerous form of angel and also make up everyones' personal guardian angels thus meaning there are at least billions.
*"low" in the context of the angelic choirs is misleading, because angels that are lower on the tier system are not technically less powerful than the higher ones but this is another discussion altogether. for example, your own personal guardian angel could be said to be almost as powerful as lucifer himself and could crack earth open like an egg and kill everyone if he wanted, but will not do this for obvious reasons.
note that nothing I'm saying here is considered controversial by scholars of most denominations so miss me with the jim bob takes about the bible, i don't give le frick
They would also realize that the same words used to describe leviathon are exactly what yhwh uses to describe himself (which is a dragon) then put into the context of the old testament it makes a lot of sense. The other 12 tribes were worshipping their own dragon and bringing it virgins and gold. But no one was allowed to enter the tent billowing with smoke and see their god with their own eyes. This is also what fueled the jealousy from Yhwh saying there will not be others or any idoltry and imposes his own rules and smites people but ultimately can't be bothered to barely lift a finger later one lol. But no joke, look at the etymology of the words. yhwh is a dragon.
Big firey wheels and winged beasts etc described in the Bible are not angels as far as I know (speaking as a pastor's son).
Angels are just described as human-like looking - no mention of wings or anything - and I believe male or maybe sort of neutral-andro-male-ish. But they're extremely beautiful, so much so that when they visited one especially corrupt town, the men surrounded the house they went to demanding to have sex with them.
There was also the much earlier account of some angels who initially fell because they saw how beautiful human women could be and wanted to mate with them (and supposedly did).
Big firey wheels and winged beasts etc described in the Bible are not angels as far as I know (speaking as a pastor's son).
Angels are just described as human-like looking - no mention of wings or anything - and I believe male or maybe sort of neutral-andro-male-ish. But they're extremely beautiful, so much so that when they visited one especially corrupt town, the men surrounded the house they went to demanding to have sex with them.
There was also the much earlier account of some angels who initially fell because they saw how beautiful human women could be and wanted to mate with them (and supposedly did).
Shut the frick up your moronic homosexual, you have no clue what you're talking about
Angels are not "elves" you goddamn dork and the wheels are angels
In other words real angels are probably something more like Tolkien's elves. Just extremely beautiful humanoids, probably somewhat androgynous.
And I don't think human's become angels in the next life but we'll basically be physically perfect and youthful as well.
see
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there are 9 choirs of angels and they have basic forms that do indeed appear as for example a wheel with eyes all over it, depending on if your denomination of the sand Black person cult takes a given book of the bible seriously. but it is true that they can also appear pretty much however they want.
the meme angels aka the Thrones aka Wheels aka a million other names are absolutely in the bible, see: Ezekiel, etc. in their section. though prots tend to not give much of a shit about this/have their own epic cletus's armchair takes about this as usual
well whatever bro tell it to the angelologists, i really don't care. i'm just saying it's definitely a thing and not just a reddit meme. it has been a long time since i read the bible but i went apeshit with this stuff when i was a kid, reading everything, watching videos, etc. and if people think the Thrones are the wackiest bullshit in the bible they are in for a real trip. angelology is not even in the top 10 for the most insane christian autism.
Again, those aren't necessarily angels, they're some kind of heavenly beings but it doesn't really necessarily call them angels from what I recall. Might be wrong but saying "biblically accurate" as opposed to humanoid, when most biblical accounts described humanoid, is just inaccurate
But taking a glance at the link provided, ah yeah the Seraphim, forgot about them. I was thinking about Ezekial's wheel and the Winged Beasts, which I don't recall being described as angels.
Still, claiming that all angels are 6 winged is just not true. Or I guess maybe the meme is saying that regards WINGED angels it's six winged, because otherwise the ones that come to visit people aren't wings, but the meme just overlooks them
People who go on about the meme have no belief and probably didn't grow up with Christian teaching / Biblical education. They've read one or two reddit posts by smug atheists and read a wiki article and assume the Ezekial story is about angels, while having no idea that basically all the accounts of angels describe humanoids, because they've done an extensive read of the Bible
People who go on about the meme have no belief and probably didn't grow up with Christian teaching / Biblical education. They've read one or two reddit posts by smug atheists and read a wiki article and assume the Ezekial story is about angels, while having no idea that basically all the accounts of angels describe humanoids, because they've done an extensive read of the Bible
like i said the wiki article has the other sources (in the thrones section), you guys didn't read it tho...
not that guy but what’re some other examples interestingly autistic biblical lore?
off the top of my head
>jesus and the naked child >catholoid biblical cope regarding marian apparitions and stigmata, honestly just "catholicism" is enough here >esther wasn't real: the absolute seethening >unicorns or rhinos? answer: cynocephaly >ACTUAL gnosticism/christgays before the nicene creed
There’s hardly enough biblical text regarding those things to really sink your teeth into though, unlike angels. The naked child (inb4 b&) is interesting, I’ll give you that. I like those mysterious passages no one can work out. Who did Jacob wrestle? What’s the deal with Joseph’s coat? What did Sarah see Ishmael doing? That stuff.
t.b.h. i'm getting quite intoxicated and i'm sure there are meatier mysteries to sink your teeth into but my memory is failing me lol. if you just want to go down some rabbit holes in general though, i have recently been reading about the potential fraud of padre pio, who was either a miracle worker or poured carbolic acid on his hands depending on who you believe. he is now the most popular saint in italy, it is quite a crazy story.
there is a shia labeef movie about padre pio coming out soon which might be kino
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Based druk bible studier. I’ll look into that. If you’re not illiterate read Wise Blood by Flannery O’Connor or at least a wikipedia summary. Great novel about religion and fraud.
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sounds right up my alley, i read her short story A Good Man is Hard to Find and liked it so i will def read this, thanks.
In other words real angels are probably something more like Tolkien's elves. Just extremely beautiful humanoids, probably somewhat androgynous.
And I don't think human's become angels in the next life but we'll basically be physically perfect and youthful as well.
this is literally the most stupid post I've read in a long while. I reasoned loke this when I was 12, and you can bet your assthere are a lot of smarter people than me
this shit is so stupid. these are all from like one or two scriptures and every other mention of angels are just typical human looking angels. peak reddit shit
Angels looking like people are just as biblically accurate as the wings and eye-wheels. They're beings of pure spirit - their physical form is whatever they feel like. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of Christianity knows this.
there are 9 choirs of angels and they have basic forms that do indeed appear as for example a wheel with eyes all over it, depending on if your denomination of the sand Black person cult takes a given book of the bible seriously. but it is true that they can also appear pretty much however they want.
t. actual bible investigator
hey whats that thing at the top center of your picture could it be the tenth angel?
it's a medieval depiction of the sneed trinity
>The bible is whatever I taught and I use my magic believies to form my own headcanon which everyone else should know.
Bullshit. Way to either completely miss the point or be so stupid you don't actually know whats being asked. Sit down and shut up
not him but how the hell is it bullshit lol. people in this thread are extremely confused/just spouting what they want to be true. to address everyone ITT saying UM SWEATY ANGELS ARE NOT BURNING WHEELS, THEY ARE CUTE TWINKS WITH WINGS
you are thinking of the "lowest*" choir of angels, simply called "angels" (pic related and bottom right corner here
), who are the most numerous form of angel and also make up everyones' personal guardian angels thus meaning there are at least billions.
*"low" in the context of the angelic choirs is misleading, because angels that are lower on the tier system are not technically less powerful than the higher ones but this is another discussion altogether. for example, your own personal guardian angel could be said to be almost as powerful as lucifer himself and could crack earth open like an egg and kill everyone if he wanted, but will not do this for obvious reasons.
note that nothing I'm saying here is considered controversial by scholars of most denominations so miss me with the jim bob takes about the bible, i don't give le frick
Almost like the human mind wasnt meant to perceive the direct servants of God that are teeming with holy power or something
I'm pretty sure angels are humanoid in appearance.
These weird looking ones with the eyeballs are fallen angels.
>Films that depict biblically accurate angels?
Old Testament > New Testament
Okay, demiurge worshipper
dilate
Shalom.
>my le reddit-accurate-angels and aliens are demons11!
this is the biggest black pill because it shows people no longer read the bible and eat up this bullshit
People don't read the bible period.
If they did they would realize that Yahweh is a drama queen and Jesus is an butthole.
They would also realize that the same words used to describe leviathon are exactly what yhwh uses to describe himself (which is a dragon) then put into the context of the old testament it makes a lot of sense. The other 12 tribes were worshipping their own dragon and bringing it virgins and gold. But no one was allowed to enter the tent billowing with smoke and see their god with their own eyes. This is also what fueled the jealousy from Yhwh saying there will not be others or any idoltry and imposes his own rules and smites people but ultimately can't be bothered to barely lift a finger later one lol. But no joke, look at the etymology of the words. yhwh is a dragon.
So he's satan?
Revelations describes the devil as a dragon.
>people no longer read the bible
That has been the case since cuckstianity was born your stupid Black person
bump
Angels in the Outfield
>biblically accurate gays
Big firey wheels and winged beasts etc described in the Bible are not angels as far as I know (speaking as a pastor's son).
Angels are just described as human-like looking - no mention of wings or anything - and I believe male or maybe sort of neutral-andro-male-ish. But they're extremely beautiful, so much so that when they visited one especially corrupt town, the men surrounded the house they went to demanding to have sex with them.
There was also the much earlier account of some angels who initially fell because they saw how beautiful human women could be and wanted to mate with them (and supposedly did).
In other words real angels are probably something more like Tolkien's elves. Just extremely beautiful humanoids, probably somewhat androgynous.
And I don't think human's become angels in the next life but we'll basically be physically perfect and youthful as well.
Shut the frick up your moronic homosexual, you have no clue what you're talking about
Angels are not "elves" you goddamn dork and the wheels are angels
see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_angelology
the meme angels aka the Thrones aka Wheels aka a million other names are absolutely in the bible, see: Ezekiel, etc. in their section. though prots tend to not give much of a shit about this/have their own epic cletus's armchair takes about this as usual
Thrones are literally just describing a chariot that god rides on, mistranslated and bogged down a million times.
well whatever bro tell it to the angelologists, i really don't care. i'm just saying it's definitely a thing and not just a reddit meme. it has been a long time since i read the bible but i went apeshit with this stuff when i was a kid, reading everything, watching videos, etc. and if people think the Thrones are the wackiest bullshit in the bible they are in for a real trip. angelology is not even in the top 10 for the most insane christian autism.
not that guy but what’re some other examples interestingly autistic biblical lore?
Again, those aren't necessarily angels, they're some kind of heavenly beings but it doesn't really necessarily call them angels from what I recall. Might be wrong but saying "biblically accurate" as opposed to humanoid, when most biblical accounts described humanoid, is just inaccurate
But taking a glance at the link provided, ah yeah the Seraphim, forgot about them. I was thinking about Ezekial's wheel and the Winged Beasts, which I don't recall being described as angels.
Still, claiming that all angels are 6 winged is just not true. Or I guess maybe the meme is saying that regards WINGED angels it's six winged, because otherwise the ones that come to visit people aren't wings, but the meme just overlooks them
>see: Ezekiel, etc.
very coinvent since only Ezekiel mentions them. I'd love to see your other sources
People who go on about the meme have no belief and probably didn't grow up with Christian teaching / Biblical education. They've read one or two reddit posts by smug atheists and read a wiki article and assume the Ezekial story is about angels, while having no idea that basically all the accounts of angels describe humanoids, because they've done an extensive read of the Bible
like i said the wiki article has the other sources (in the thrones section), you guys didn't read it tho...
off the top of my head
>jesus and the naked child
>catholoid biblical cope regarding marian apparitions and stigmata, honestly just "catholicism" is enough here
>esther wasn't real: the absolute seethening
>unicorns or rhinos? answer: cynocephaly
>ACTUAL gnosticism/christgays before the nicene creed
i'm sure there are a bunch of better ones though
There’s hardly enough biblical text regarding those things to really sink your teeth into though, unlike angels. The naked child (inb4 b&) is interesting, I’ll give you that. I like those mysterious passages no one can work out. Who did Jacob wrestle? What’s the deal with Joseph’s coat? What did Sarah see Ishmael doing? That stuff.
t.b.h. i'm getting quite intoxicated and i'm sure there are meatier mysteries to sink your teeth into but my memory is failing me lol. if you just want to go down some rabbit holes in general though, i have recently been reading about the potential fraud of padre pio, who was either a miracle worker or poured carbolic acid on his hands depending on who you believe. he is now the most popular saint in italy, it is quite a crazy story.
there is a shia labeef movie about padre pio coming out soon which might be kino
Based druk bible studier. I’ll look into that. If you’re not illiterate read Wise Blood by Flannery O’Connor or at least a wikipedia summary. Great novel about religion and fraud.
sounds right up my alley, i read her short story A Good Man is Hard to Find and liked it so i will def read this, thanks.
this is literally the most stupid post I've read in a long while. I reasoned loke this when I was 12, and you can bet your assthere are a lot of smarter people than me
I'm literally just referring to something that is there in a book.
If your issue is with my discussing religion or the spiritual without a dismissive tone, well that's your choice, but uh take LSD sometime
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Imagine living in 2022 and still thinking angels are good beings.
this shit is so stupid. these are all from like one or two scriptures and every other mention of angels are just typical human looking angels. peak reddit shit
All semitic religions worship satan
Event Horizon, the ship engine
Only a few high ranking angels look like acid trips, most angels in the bible look like regular humans
gaspar noe's enter the void
Nope