Yoda threw rocks in episode II. Now throwing rocks is Jedi ability #4. 1-3 are swinging a glowstick, jumping, and push/pull things. #5 is shooting lightning if you are bad guy. It really is that braindead.
The force is only shown to work on the surface of an object, you can crush that surface but if its covered by something else, you're doing nothing to that object
>Harry Potter suffers from this as well.
To be fair, in Harry Potter you physically can't use the unforgivable curses unless you're evil and sectum sempra is only known by two people. Still this doesn't explain why in the last book they don't just aperate into an army base, steal a bunch of guns then aperate back to Hogwarts for the final battle.
Why don't these homosexuals ever just force grip hearts? Or tear peoples bones out? Harry Potter suffers from this as well.
In the OT it always seemed like it took a lot of focus to even perform the smallest of tricks like retrieving your weapon for example. Even in the PT Dooku and Yoda have to really concentrate on what they’re throwing at each other but in this disney shit, they seem to be able to do anything effortlessly. I don’t get it.
Contrarians to what? That video fricking sucks. It's cringey try-hard trash. The original fight IS sort of lame and unimpressive but its far superior to whatever the hell that atrocious mess was.
>the incredibly famous, popular, and iconic film is actually bad and my version is way better >somehow WE are the contrarians for saying the original is better
The reason why they were just gingerly touching tips in this fight instead of doing flips and wildly swinging the lightsabers around was that the lightsabers were very fragile and they didn't want to break them. After EP4, they replaced the lightsabers on set with plastic sticks and added the light in post
Nothing in Obi-Wan *directly* contradicts the original film. Yeah, you'd think Leia would mention that she's met Ben before, but this is also the same series with retcons handwaved away by "a certain point of view" and Obiwan says he "doesn't remember owning a droid" even though he and R2 when on tons of adventures together in the prequels
Even if it doesn't *directly* retcon the originals, it can still be incongruous with the original story. Yes Obi-Wan COULD have gone on adventures with young Leia and neither of them mentioned it, but it's still dumb.
morons think this abomination would be an improvement:
Comments of that video are very soi
>That would have melted peoples minds in the 70’s.
It melts my fricking eyes in the 20's.
I hate zoomers so much
it would
Sheesh.
Why don't these homosexuals ever just force grip hearts? Or tear peoples bones out? Harry Potter suffers from this as well.
Because the people that write those movies have no imagination.
Yoda threw rocks in episode II. Now throwing rocks is Jedi ability #4. 1-3 are swinging a glowstick, jumping, and push/pull things. #5 is shooting lightning if you are bad guy. It really is that braindead.
I guess you never saw Vader use the force to throw things at Luke in the Bespin City duel then.
The force is only shown to work on the surface of an object, you can crush that surface but if its covered by something else, you're doing nothing to that object
>Harry Potter suffers from this as well.
To be fair, in Harry Potter you physically can't use the unforgivable curses unless you're evil and sectum sempra is only known by two people. Still this doesn't explain why in the last book they don't just aperate into an army base, steal a bunch of guns then aperate back to Hogwarts for the final battle.
In the OT it always seemed like it took a lot of focus to even perform the smallest of tricks like retrieving your weapon for example. Even in the PT Dooku and Yoda have to really concentrate on what they’re throwing at each other but in this disney shit, they seem to be able to do anything effortlessly. I don’t get it.
Why do people even like Star Wars when they seem to hate the original film so much?
You guys are such fricking contrarians
You are a fat nerd.
Contrarians to what? That video fricking sucks. It's cringey try-hard trash. The original fight IS sort of lame and unimpressive but its far superior to whatever the hell that atrocious mess was.
>the incredibly famous, popular, and iconic film is actually bad and my version is way better
>somehow WE are the contrarians for saying the original is better
Dont be so gay. The fight was underwhelming because of budget problems and bad fx.
Worst lightsaber fight in the OT but better than anything that came afterwards, like everything else in the OT
I'm tired of pretending Star Wars isn't lame as frick
this shit sucks
Wipe off your cat's eye boogers before taking a picture of him, stupid fricker
this, the only good star wars products are a few video games and legos
>Good...good...
>Let the butthurt flow through you
Greatest cinematic shot of all time. Fight me Black folk.
what's this character's name again?
Tricky Dick
The reason why they were just gingerly touching tips in this fight instead of doing flips and wildly swinging the lightsabers around was that the lightsabers were very fragile and they didn't want to break them. After EP4, they replaced the lightsabers on set with plastic sticks and added the light in post
Nothing in Obi-Wan *directly* contradicts the original film. Yeah, you'd think Leia would mention that she's met Ben before, but this is also the same series with retcons handwaved away by "a certain point of view" and Obiwan says he "doesn't remember owning a droid" even though he and R2 when on tons of adventures together in the prequels
Even if it doesn't *directly* retcon the originals, it can still be incongruous with the original story. Yes Obi-Wan COULD have gone on adventures with young Leia and neither of them mentioned it, but it's still dumb.
Star wars, the predecessor of capeshit.