>finally comes down the historic moment. >suspense building perfectly. >clock timing down

>finally comes down the historic moment
>suspense building perfectly
>clock timing down
>scientist shaking on the button
>running for the foxholes and laying down
>soundtrack kicks in stronger
>clock striking harder
>people pacing nervously
>expectation and anticipation is breaking me
>3...
>2....
>1....
>FLASH!
>*silence*
>pewwwwwww.........
>tiny explosion....
>that's....that's it?....
>that was it....

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you brown?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Defending Nolanslop
      Why are YOU brown?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino, you wouldn't understand

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard this shit bombed in japan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They avoided it like it was radioactive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comes out next month. Very excited to see it in theaters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heard this shit bombed in japan

      They delayed it's release by a year because, surprise, the only country in history to have a nuclear bomb dropped on it didn't didn't appreciate the lol pink funtimes with Barbie marketing campaign

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twice in fact.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heeheehoohoo

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Nolan mean by that firecracker explosion

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP describing his first (and only) sexual encounter

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it should have had bullet time and jump cuts and a man in a leather trenchcoat with an uzi in each hand doing a triple backflip over the mushroom cloud while a Cypress Hill track pounded in our ears.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      now THAT wouldve been awesome

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs the shitty explosion in Oppenheimer*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s this from? Looks better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2013 Wolverine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah damn I was hoping it was a war movie

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I barely even remember the explosion. Didn’t it just show a bunch of different shots of an explosion but with nothing around it to really provide a sense of scale? I remember thinking “this explosion could be the size of a nuke or a battery in the microwave”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly would provide scale next to a nuke being set off in the middle of a flat plain?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t really know to be honest, just saying how I felt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the flat plain, dumbass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual test footage looked impressive enough, in the middle of the plains. They should've just recreated it digitally and played it with a higher frame rate

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They spent like a hundred billion dollars on this project but they couldn’t film it in Technicolor®?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I recall correctly there were color recordings, but they were of much worse quality so weren't preserved and are lost media

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the scene in twin peaks s3 makes it look suitably cataclysmic

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't on here this summer, don't tell me you guys liked this shit
    It was the most successful viral marketing of all time.
    They convinced the reddit marvel enjoying masses, the normies, everyone to go watch the shittiest most boring pile of Christopher Nolan turd for 3 hours.
    Artless shit, boring, dialogue is fricking painful 'le epic own' shit, simultaneously glorifies the creation of the atom bomb and also apologizes for it because hey look how bad he felt after!!!
    and since there's not enough meat on the bones of the story (without showing the grotesque Los Alamos accidental deaths to keep it disney) they center it around a boring courtroom drama that seems like it belongs on the History channel at 3pm.
    The editing was bad. the pacing was bad. The one gripping scene of the film was the 10 mins of the test scene, and you had to slog through two hours of bullshit to get there. And it came with an hour still left of the courtroom bullshit.
    The laughable over dramatization of the "I am become death" while he's mid sex with Florence Pugh and rewriting his interaction with Truman was annoying.
    Being a biopic and having such stunted characters in the christopher nolan autistic way he writes was absurd. All the characters talk like network TV characters. Its grating.
    I genuinely think all the people lavishing this with praise are just propaganda victims.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't tell me you guys liked this shit
      I liked it. Saw it for the second time last weekend.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3...
    >2....
    >1....
    >FLASH!
    >*silence*
    >*loud fart*
    >*laugh track plays for 90 seconds*

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESL cancer go fricking have a nice day

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone in my Oppenheimer screening said "chat, that was mid" during the Trinity scene and dozens of people laughed.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically thought the editing wasn't very good??

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it for the first time today, incredibly dull, why the frick was this so hyped?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rdj definitely deserves no oscar for his role

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rdj playing himself for the 8th movie in a row
        hes a great actor but he gets so many roles where hes just told to be himself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rdj playing himself
          reddit take. he gets typecast in similar roles because he does well in them. what makes you think thats his personality irl?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CGI Florence Pugh's tiddies
    >is boring gasoline pyrotechnic for centerpiece explosion
    What did Nolan mean by this.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was called oppenheimer, not nuclear explosion.
    Glad it filtered you, thanks for buying a ticket 😉

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    visually the explosion felt underwhelming to me bit the sound design of the shockwave was bretty gud
    they did the best they could do though, it gets a pass. it would have been disruptive if they used actual footage of a nuke

    If you saw this in theaters (which I know you didn't) you wouldn't consider the explosion to have been "tiny". It was loud as frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swap rolls with pugh and blunt too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it in theatre, audio was decent but visually it was really underwhelming. looked like a gas tanker explosion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I was initially disappointed but you know when I watched it a second time (at home) I didn't feel that way
        Was it supposed to look impressive? Yeah, I guess, but the moment is filled with dramas of a different sort as well.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >watching oppenheimer in imax
    >this scene comes on
    >after two hours of our eardrums being assaulted by the moronic soundtrack there's finally silence
    >multiple women cry out "the machine is broken!" "what's happening?" "There's no sound, can you hear anything?"
    I wish I could say I walked away after that but no my ass sat there until the end.
    Nolan is a fricking hack

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And how about that horror scene with the chicks face falling off? Bravo Nolan bravo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl is his daughter

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